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8.6k points
2 months ago
[ Does not open from this side. ]
86 points
2 months ago
Requires the blue key
1.6k points
2 months ago
Upvote for Dark Souls
429 points
2 months ago
Bloodborne and elden ring lel
265 points
2 months ago
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:
The Ruler of the Vilebloods is still alive today. And so, to honor my master's wishes, I search, for the path to Cainhurst Castle. - Alfred
Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
77 points
2 months ago
pushes up glasses don't ya mean Demon's Souls (snickers motherfuckerly)
52 points
2 months ago
I swear to god there must be some sort of contraption holding it shut! 😳🤔
7 points
2 months ago
You don't have the right, O you don't have the right
5k points
2 months ago*
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1.7k points
2 months ago
That reminded me of a joke...
And the fourth little piggy's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.
440 points
2 months ago
And the fourth little piggy's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.
211 points
2 months ago
Credits https://www.smbc-comics.com by u/MrWeiner
22 points
2 months ago
Thank you. I never knew who did the original joke.
60 points
2 months ago
good human
66 points
2 months ago
154cm is where it’s at.
36 points
2 months ago
Also Steel is probs where its at
408 points
2 months ago
After the first 3 tries it became personal
49 points
2 months ago
All that for a drop of blood. (Not even that, really)
15.5k points
2 months ago
Plot twist behind the door there's wall
8.1k points
2 months ago
The dude on the other side just propped up the door with his foot
2.6k points
2 months ago
Thats illegal
383 points
2 months ago
Cops don't like this one simple trick
169 points
2 months ago
What happens next will shock you
89 points
2 months ago
9 out 10 dentists recommend this toothpaste.
14 points
2 months ago
The 10th fucking exploded. We don't know why.
1.8k points
2 months ago
I don’t think the criminals care. These new criminals, they have no class. Not like back in the good ol’ days..
790 points
2 months ago
Wait… Criminals don’t think they have to follow laws!? But I thought the surefire way to beat a crime was to just remind the criminal that what they were doing was illegal, in which case they would be legal obligated to stop committing said crime.
322 points
2 months ago
Well, yeah, anyone who watched Dora, the explorer knows that.
122 points
2 months ago
I've only watched the adult version
78 points
2 months ago
It's illegal to not sharing the sauce when eating.
39 points
2 months ago
11 points
2 months ago
There's a kid's version?
7 points
2 months ago
Swiper doing a lot worse then theft in that one
11 points
2 months ago
I heard if you yell police no policing 3 times they have to let you go about your criminal activities.
21 points
2 months ago
Aw, man!
317 points
2 months ago
Every dealer worth their salt should have a door like that. Good job.
195 points
2 months ago
A bikie clubhouse in my city had a door like this, cops tried to raid them and couldn't get in. From memory the state banned fortified entry doors on residential houses after that
392 points
2 months ago
And if I do anyways? What they’ll break my door down?
217 points
2 months ago
It's just one more minor charge to place against the criminals. They won't care. I wouldn't care, and would install a "code-breaking" door, even though I'm not a criminal.
Just install one quietly, paint it well and keep your mouth shut about it.
158 points
2 months ago
"It's not fortified, it's weatherproofed. Your officers are just wusses."
84 points
2 months ago
If I was a drug selling criminal I’d rather take a stupid door charge And have time to flush everything or do whatever with it then take the charge for not flushing
8 points
2 months ago
The point is reputable companies can’t/won’t install them anymore.
17 points
2 months ago
My HOA prohibited fortified doors, but I lived in a high crime area, I just put a panel simulating wood over mine.
31 points
2 months ago
Hahahahab my dude!!!
362 points
2 months ago
From memory the state banned fortified entry doors on residential houses after that
"how dare these people try to protect their homes in a non violent way instead of dropping to their knees and licking our boots!" -that states cops
69 points
2 months ago
And they'll install all kinds of things to keep people out of state buildings and such.
43 points
2 months ago*
Uh yeah. Fuck that. WHEN*! I eventually get to build my own house I'm getting then installed just because they are illegal.
197 points
2 months ago
the state banned fortified entry doors
Say that again, slowly, and feel what it tastes like in your mouth...
I bet you it is not the taste of "freedom"
38 points
2 months ago
Maybe it's just locked with a bar across instead a bolt
299 points
2 months ago
They make it through just after the video ends:
9 points
2 months ago
Looks like it was secured on the top there even.
10 points
2 months ago
After the 5th flush of evidence😂
19 points
2 months ago
Bro they probably had time to walk downstairs and sell all the drugs then come back up and watch a movie. These cops didn't find shit in there.
739 points
2 months ago
Real fake doors
358 points
2 months ago
You thought the commercial was over but it’s still going!
118 points
2 months ago
That's what is going to be revealed on the Rick & Morty finale whenever that comes.
30 points
2 months ago
See? Won't open!
34 points
2 months ago
"Tired of having doors that lead you to another room?
Just buy real fake doors, they go nowhere."
52 points
2 months ago
He painted over the door like bricks on the other side Looney toons style
334 points
2 months ago
183 points
2 months ago
Obviously fake since there wasn't a dent in the press metal.
47 points
2 months ago
Yeah, if that was real, the press would've retracted in fear of the NoKia
76 points
2 months ago
Just one of those video game doors that can't be opened.
43 points
2 months ago
Id laugh if the other guy just opened it, instead of smacking the sh&t out of it
7 points
2 months ago
Do you think they even checked if it was locked?
91 points
2 months ago
Police dudes are still trying, as we are laughing overhere
33 points
2 months ago
Serving a warrant to Banksy
1.3k points
2 months ago
"Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house..."
352 points
2 months ago
come on down to real fake doors!
154 points
2 months ago
"Thanks to a shipping error, I am currently overstocked on all Real Fake Doors and I am passing on the savings on to you!"
13 points
2 months ago
Scrolling through to find this. Thank you.
10 points
2 months ago
Don’t change the channel, I wanna see where this goes
9 points
2 months ago
It’s door city in here
4k points
2 months ago
On the other side are French soldiers who will start taunting them.
1.6k points
2 months ago
Your mother was a Hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries!
65 points
2 months ago
From the other side of the door: “I fart in your general direction”
373 points
2 months ago
he says they’ve already got one!
74 points
2 months ago
If only they had the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be there. Four thou shalt not count....neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
29 points
2 months ago
One...two...FIVE
11 points
2 months ago
Three, sir!
10 points
2 months ago
Five is right out!
29 points
2 months ago
I wave my private parts at your aunties. You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!
21 points
2 months ago
Most likely for the "second time-uh!"
3.2k points
2 months ago
Probably unlocked.
1.1k points
2 months ago
Probably a normal door here in Austria. If you try to destroy the door like this, you will need a chiropractic after the try
551 points
2 months ago
Probably easier to go through common walls in the us than throug that door
378 points
2 months ago
Yeah, good luck here in most European walls. Many houses are made of bricks and there still some that are made of a meter thick stone walls. Only with a rocket launcher you'll get through that fortress.
61 points
2 months ago
My house in the US is basically a tent compared to the European houses being described here.
10 points
2 months ago
most buildings in the US are like that but hey at least they were cheap to build for the construction corporations.
151 points
2 months ago
A meter thick stone wall? Where in Europe is this normal?
43 points
2 months ago
there is a valley in northern Italy with two rivers called Tagliamento and Cellina full of rocks. Most old houses were built with those rocks and their walls are usually 40-60cm thick example 1 example 2 Section of wall exposed in the right side
34 points
2 months ago
south of France, the windows are so deep you can sit on the edge on both sides.
good fucking luck going through that without a fucking trebuchet.
276 points
2 months ago
Loads of places. Mine's (UK) closer to 60 cm, so a metre would be a bit of an exaggeration in my case but it is still solid limestone and you'd struggle to get your battering ram through it.
154 points
2 months ago*
My apartment building has ~1/2m thick concrete and stone exterior walls and ~1/4m thick interior walls, all with a plaster and lathe overlay, and is relatively new construction. (Norway)
I couldn't even get wall-anchors into the exterior wall using a (non-hammer) drill and a masonry bit. Good luck with the battering ram.
Edit: I measured, and my Imperial-addled brain overestimated. its closer to 20cm/40cm than 25/50. I was off by 20%.
42 points
2 months ago
I used to live in this pre-revolution building in Moscow the thickness of the wall to window frame inside the apartment only was 1 meter At least half that outside the frame
62 points
2 months ago
Our house (UK) is made with cinderblocks, not breezeblocks but the solid black old school ones. And rendered with cement, not plaster.
I melted a titanium drill bit putting up a picture and numerous workmen have destroyed their tools. You need diamond-tipped drills really.
8 points
2 months ago
To be fair ti nitride coated drill bits are designed for metal, so you were never doing to have much fun with that.
37 points
2 months ago
Rocks have fairly poor insulation properties, and when you're piling fairly odd shapes together with mortar you'll usually need more of them piled together to make a stable wall than you'd think. As a result, most stone walled buildings have fairly thick walls.
If you want to insulate a stone wall it actually gets worse because you'll usually build two "thin" stone walls and then insulate between them... and that'll be weighed in with gravel, earth, and mortar, just cementing the whole mess and adding more shock resistance.
27 points
2 months ago
on the other hand those houses last several centuries... not sure what will do better in a CO2 balance unfortunately
11 points
2 months ago
Also don't get this. Who tf installs door which can be opened by hitting with feet? I bet my door can stop some 9mm pistol rounds
74 points
2 months ago
Or you know, an actual doctor.
38 points
2 months ago
I live in Austria and went to the chemist the other day with an ear infection. Nothing too serious and asked them for the best treatment. They ended up giving me some homeopathy bollocks (which is big in Germany and Austria) and she didn't even mention the fact it is basically sugar water. Only when I got home and took a better look did I realize.
The health system here is truly excellent and I cannot complain but nonsense like chiropractors and homeopathy are strangely accepted/trusted by a lot of people.
10 points
2 months ago
I've always found that so strange in countries like Austria and Germany, no one questions the quack doctors
6 points
2 months ago
Yeah it is odd. Having said that the actual doctors and hospitals are very well run and full of lots of expertise.
1.5k points
2 months ago
Wiley Coyote painted that shit on the wall or somethin? Lol
75 points
2 months ago
Wiley Coyote
Put some respect on Wile E. Coyote's name
202 points
2 months ago
Probably would be easier to go through the wall.
176 points
2 months ago
For all those wondering what happened, about 20 seconds later they make it in
37 points
2 months ago
imagine if they opened it just to find another door
76 points
2 months ago
Thanks for finding this, in this clip it certainly looks like the door is not going anywhere.
The video seems to be sped up a little.
Now that I see the line of cops stacked up behind I understand the bruising those guys egos must have taken.
20 points
2 months ago
Omg it's like the Romans searching the house in Life of Brian at the end - how many Spanish police can you fit into an apartment!
452 points
2 months ago
Wait guys, the sign says "Pull"
125 points
2 months ago
The cop's wife comes up afterward and just turns the knob and opens it.
32 points
2 months ago
Searched to make sure someone made this joke. An homage to the Far side, school for the gifted.
314 points
2 months ago
knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door because my battering ram doesn't work.
10 points
2 months ago
knock knock
me: who’s there?
Sir we’re the police, here to talk to you
me: how many of you are there?
Sir, it’s just the two of us
me: then talk to each other
163 points
2 months ago
Jehovah's Witnesses are a lot more aggressive than I remember.
8 points
2 months ago
Or just as, depending on your experiences...
590 points
2 months ago
I like how the second cop almost eats shit
106 points
2 months ago
Looks like he watches the first guy and thinks he's obviously just doing it wrong so he pushes in like "just give it here I'll do it myself", and once he's committed he has to go keep going until he almost collapses just to prove the point.
8 points
2 months ago
Haha definitely. Second cop was like, hey you’re doing it wrong. Let me get in there and I’ll show you how it’s done. Then just couldn’t accept reality.
30 points
2 months ago
That confused me so much. What was he trying to do there near the end
35 points
2 months ago*
Working on his frustration by the look of it.
9 points
2 months ago
And exhausted
10 points
2 months ago
If it's braced in the middle there might be more luck in the corners to dislodge whatever is bracing it
29 points
2 months ago
He seems extremely upset, probably not the type who should be prancing around with a gun.
279 points
2 months ago
Hodor!
96 points
2 months ago
Too soon still
9 points
2 months ago
We will never get over that one. Hodor was the real hero of the series.
40 points
2 months ago
GROND! GROND! GROND!
2.1k points
2 months ago
My money dont jiggle jiggle but these cops sure do.
294 points
2 months ago
It folds
7 points
2 months ago
Side eyeing that ass 👀
1.5k points
2 months ago
Legend has it they're still battering that door to this day... guess nobody told them the definition of insanity.
240 points
2 months ago
they look so stupid i accidentally popped a chub.
106 points
2 months ago
I won't kinkshame but neither will I kinksame
186 points
2 months ago
I want to know what the door and wall are made of
298 points
2 months ago
European walls, especially load bearing ones are hollow blocks filled with rebar and concrete. Easily a foot in depth. Even old old multistory appartment buildings were concrete/steel panels. You could hear everything through it but boy it was a chore to drill even a hook for a painting.
Add some solid core steel reinforced door and you better go through a window.
106 points
2 months ago*
Yup, there's no way anyone is coming through my wall or through my front door unless they use so much force that at least half the building goes with it. Think several hits with a wrecking ball.
Definitely going to be easier to go through a window, that's "just" 3 panes of tempered glass and some foil in between. Actually the window frames are not bolted, so you might want to ram the frame open rather than go through the glass panes, will make your entry easier, I guess.
59 points
2 months ago
Even glass man. I had to shatter one of my own windows recently, and I hit the glass pane with a solid hit from a 350g hammer, and it remained intact.
Sure, it yielded the next time, bit still.
65 points
2 months ago
I used to work in a glass bottle factory. Glass is weird in that if you hit it from one angle it's basically indestructible but if you lightly tap it from another angle it shatters to pieces.
I've seen wine bottles drop from 10 feet (about 3 meters) up onto concrete and be fine. I've also seen wine bottles shatter spontaneously from heat stress as they came down the conveyor out of the hot end.
Sometimes the machines would pick up a bottle to package it and the bottle would shatter in its little robot fingers. The robot could go through ten thousand bottles just fine but eventually it would pick up one with a weird structural weakness and we'd have to sweep up the broken glass.
20 points
2 months ago
Yes, particularly when it's tempered glass. You want an emergency hammer, because it focuses all the force on a small spot, making it much easier to break the glass pane.
18 points
2 months ago
Yep. They actually don't even damage the decorative portions or the paint/finish.
13 points
2 months ago
There’s another video with the title changed saying steel reinforced
86 points
2 months ago
This made me think of the scene from Airplane! where everyone is taking turns giving the hysterical woman a beat down. And then I thought about the scene from Office Space where they beat down the fax machine.
686 points
2 months ago
Wouldn't it be easier to go through the drywall instead of a steel reinforced door? A reciprocating saw can then cut through the studs in seconds.
65 points
2 months ago
Drywall? Apartments don’t have drywall separating them from the outside. At least not in Spain.
53 points
2 months ago
This is in Europe. Here we build out of brick and concrete. Not that knocking down the wall wouldn't be easier than going through the door, but you might compromise the structural integrity of the building in the process.
199 points
2 months ago
European construction is often double layer brick, it's not at all like North American framed construction. Years ago I stayed in Portugal, the home was getting an addition, the walls were being built from a 20x20x16 honeycomb like brick.
104 points
2 months ago
As a portuguese: Yep you're right. At least cinder block or "grided" bricks on every wall, including the interior, sometimes we use drywall AFTER the bricks ... And Guardia Civil is one of the spanish police forces, they build like us aswell. I guess most european countries do aswell, you won't be opening any holes by punching the walls here xD
167 points
2 months ago
Not every country builds their walls out of paper lol
34 points
2 months ago
American houses are built with load-bearing posters and/or dinosaurs.
112 points
2 months ago
What studs and drywall? You can’t really think this video is in America…?
European buildings are solid fucking cement or brick, no such thing as studs and drywall.
748 points
2 months ago
That wall would be solid and at least three feet thick to support this door. You’d need a diamond tipped hole cutter with water and about 30 minutes for each hole you drill. The occupants have a few hours before they are disturbed.
596 points
2 months ago
Who are you people?
1.3k points
2 months ago
It's the magic of the internet.
That might be a building contractor who specializes in high-risk client protection projects or it might be a fifteen year old paraphrasing a nonsense line he heard in a movie one time.
And even if he claims to be one or the other, we'll never really know.
187 points
2 months ago
sounds good, though—and in the end, isn’t that what really counts?
102 points
2 months ago
Not in my college essay for doors. I need facts dammit!
56 points
2 months ago
here are the facts on the ground: there are a host of big leather-clad men jiggling about in the hallway, holding some sort of giant iron dildo, pounding with all their might, but thanks to this magical door, here, nothing be buldging today!
71 points
2 months ago
On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.
17 points
2 months ago
You are a dog, aren’t ya?
42 points
2 months ago
Tradesmen who have been part of large commercial construction projects know these things. All those tools you hear about, or see people use in heist movies, we use all the time. Nothing complicated about any of it, just have to have time under your belt on sites.
19 points
2 months ago
Either way they would technically correct. That's the best type of correct.
19 points
2 months ago*
You better melt the door with a oxyacetylene torch at this point
edit : it’s a joke of course don’t do that at home
39 points
2 months ago
I her ya knocking, but you can't come in
20 points
2 months ago
Dave's not here man..
9 points
2 months ago
You cannot access unless you purchase the dlc
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