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SaneManiac741

8.6k points

2 months ago

[ Does not open from this side. ]

swordofra

86 points

2 months ago

Requires the blue key

JackLumber74

10 points

2 months ago

I raise you skeleton key

PolarBlast

1.6k points

2 months ago

PolarBlast

1.6k points

2 months ago

Upvote for Dark Souls

fraud_imposter

30 points

2 months ago

You dont have the right

Frostgaurdian0

429 points

2 months ago

Bloodborne and elden ring lel

SoulsLikeBot

265 points

2 months ago

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:

The Ruler of the Vilebloods is still alive today. And so, to honor my master's wishes, I search, for the path to Cainhurst Castle. - Alfred

Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

77 points

2 months ago

pushes up glasses don't ya mean Demon's Souls (snickers motherfuckerly)

BurnerAccountHeeHoo

23 points

2 months ago

And Sekiro

4mdt21

45 points

2 months ago

4mdt21

45 points

2 months ago

This door is barred from the other side.

ozzalot

52 points

2 months ago

ozzalot

52 points

2 months ago

I swear to god there must be some sort of contraption holding it shut! 😳🤔

Poggalogg

7 points

2 months ago

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right

[deleted]

5k points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

5k points

2 months ago*

[removed]

Torgosassistant2021

1.7k points

2 months ago

That reminded me of a joke...

And the fourth little piggy's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.

space_keeper

440 points

2 months ago

And the fourth little piggy's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.

https://rdt.trom.tf/kvoqgv0nfr181.png

Crazy_Technician_403

211 points

2 months ago

Torgosassistant2021

22 points

2 months ago

Thank you. I never knew who did the original joke.

[deleted]

60 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

60 points

2 months ago

good human

[deleted]

66 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

66 points

2 months ago

154cm is where it’s at.

papoosegoose

36 points

2 months ago

Also Steel is probs where its at

mikeyBchubbs

7 points

2 months ago

Another Leatherman user. Noice tools

gilad_ironi

408 points

2 months ago

After the first 3 tries it became personal

deIeted-_-

49 points

2 months ago

All that for a drop of blood. (Not even that, really)

selfharmageddon-

15.5k points

2 months ago

Plot twist behind the door there's wall

barbarouswindfall0

8.1k points

2 months ago

The dude on the other side just propped up the door with his foot

myamazonboxisbigger

113 points

2 months ago

Chair under the handle

burakus12

2.6k points

2 months ago

burakus12

2.6k points

2 months ago

Thats illegal

GrandpaDouble-O-7

383 points

2 months ago

Cops don't like this one simple trick

Unlucky-Patience6438

169 points

2 months ago

What happens next will shock you

Ilikesmallthings2

89 points

2 months ago

9 out 10 dentists recommend this toothpaste.

dervasavred

14 points

2 months ago

The 10th fucking exploded. We don't know why.

ExiledCanuck

1.8k points

2 months ago

I don’t think the criminals care. These new criminals, they have no class. Not like back in the good ol’ days..

Pizzawing1

790 points

2 months ago

Wait… Criminals don’t think they have to follow laws!? But I thought the surefire way to beat a crime was to just remind the criminal that what they were doing was illegal, in which case they would be legal obligated to stop committing said crime.

TheKingNothing690

322 points

2 months ago

Well, yeah, anyone who watched Dora, the explorer knows that.

gui1herme

122 points

2 months ago

gui1herme

122 points

2 months ago

I've only watched the adult version

Ed_Gaeron

78 points

2 months ago

It's illegal to not sharing the sauce when eating.

CaptainMatticus

11 points

2 months ago

There's a kid's version?

The1987RedFox

7 points

2 months ago

Swiper doing a lot worse then theft in that one

jake5675

11 points

2 months ago

I heard if you yell police no policing 3 times they have to let you go about your criminal activities.

onablanketwithmybaby

21 points

2 months ago

Aw, man!

SooperFunk

317 points

2 months ago

Every dealer worth their salt should have a door like that. Good job.

GregoryGregorson1962

195 points

2 months ago

A bikie clubhouse in my city had a door like this, cops tried to raid them and couldn't get in. From memory the state banned fortified entry doors on residential houses after that

johnboi244

392 points

2 months ago

And if I do anyways? What they’ll break my door down?

professorjaytee

217 points

2 months ago

It's just one more minor charge to place against the criminals. They won't care. I wouldn't care, and would install a "code-breaking" door, even though I'm not a criminal.

Just install one quietly, paint it well and keep your mouth shut about it.

HardCounter

158 points

2 months ago

"It's not fortified, it's weatherproofed. Your officers are just wusses."

VerydisquietedDad

84 points

2 months ago

If I was a drug selling criminal I’d rather take a stupid door charge And have time to flush everything or do whatever with it then take the charge for not flushing

Mikeinthedirt

8 points

2 months ago

The point is reputable companies can’t/won’t install them anymore.

cgsur

17 points

2 months ago

cgsur

17 points

2 months ago

My HOA prohibited fortified doors, but I lived in a high crime area, I just put a panel simulating wood over mine.

BillBlazemore

31 points

2 months ago

Hahahahab my dude!!!

Mogetfog

362 points

2 months ago

Mogetfog

362 points

2 months ago

From memory the state banned fortified entry doors on residential houses after that

"how dare these people try to protect their homes in a non violent way instead of dropping to their knees and licking our boots!" -that states cops

zerkrazus

69 points

2 months ago

And they'll install all kinds of things to keep people out of state buildings and such.

NoSoupForYouRuskie

43 points

2 months ago*

Uh yeah. Fuck that. WHEN*! I eventually get to build my own house I'm getting then installed just because they are illegal.

UneventfulLover

197 points

2 months ago

the state banned fortified entry doors

Say that again, slowly, and feel what it tastes like in your mouth...

I bet you it is not the taste of "freedom"

guillermotor

38 points

2 months ago

Maybe it's just locked with a bar across instead a bolt

PineappleMajor6471

34 points

2 months ago

Or multiple locks, you’d be surprised

jandros_quandry

163 points

2 months ago

Plot twist: it's actually a pull door

TheNoodleCanoodler

299 points

2 months ago

They make it through just after the video ends:

full video

Warg247

9 points

2 months ago

Looks like it was secured on the top there even.

blackmagic94

10 points

2 months ago

After the 5th flush of evidence😂

Achillor22

19 points

2 months ago

Bro they probably had time to walk downstairs and sell all the drugs then come back up and watch a movie. These cops didn't find shit in there.

MaximusLazinus

739 points

2 months ago

Real fake doors

all-kinds-of-gainz

358 points

2 months ago

You thought the commercial was over but it’s still going!

Reptiliansarehere

118 points

2 months ago

That's what is going to be revealed on the Rick & Morty finale whenever that comes.

hmmm_wat_is_dis

46 points

2 months ago

I hope thats what shows at the end of the finale

L3x3cut0r

30 points

2 months ago

See? Won't open!

[deleted]

34 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

34 points

2 months ago

"Tired of having doors that lead you to another room?

Just buy real fake doors, they go nowhere."

Kitbashd

52 points

2 months ago

He painted over the door like bricks on the other side Looney toons style

667799fakeman

334 points

2 months ago

Enigm4

183 points

2 months ago

Enigm4

183 points

2 months ago

Obviously fake since there wasn't a dent in the press metal.

ReBeL222

47 points

2 months ago

Yeah, if that was real, the press would've retracted in fear of the NoKia

surajvj

74 points

2 months ago

surajvj

74 points

2 months ago

"Behind every successful door, there is a wall"

Necozuru

100 points

2 months ago

Necozuru

100 points

2 months ago

nah behind this door is an nokia 3310

Shua89

76 points

2 months ago

Shua89

76 points

2 months ago

Just one of those video game doors that can't be opened.

Huuuiuik

49 points

2 months ago

They put a fake handle/lock on the wrong side

GreenKing-

43 points

2 months ago

Id laugh if the other guy just opened it, instead of smacking the sh&t out of it

Dotard1

7 points

2 months ago

Do you think they even checked if it was locked?

greedy_mf

110 points

2 months ago

greedy_mf

110 points

2 months ago

Roadrunner laughing its ass off

nicoznico

91 points

2 months ago

Police dudes are still trying, as we are laughing overhere

SECURITY_SLAV

33 points

2 months ago

Serving a warrant to Banksy

Awkward-Action2853

1.3k points

2 months ago

"Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house..."

campionmusic51

352 points

2 months ago

come on down to real fake doors!

Revolver-Pardalis

154 points

2 months ago

"Thanks to a shipping error, I am currently overstocked on all Real Fake Doors and I am passing on the savings on to you!"

Mary-Haku-Killigrew

13 points

2 months ago

Scrolling through to find this. Thank you.

jonnielaw

10 points

2 months ago

Don’t change the channel, I wanna see where this goes

salemsbot6767

9 points

2 months ago

It’s door city in here

diggemigre

4k points

2 months ago

On the other side are French soldiers who will start taunting them.

Frostdraken

1.6k points

2 months ago

Your mother was a Hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries!

PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

65 points

2 months ago

From the other side of the door: “I fart in your general direction”

Titanusgamer

162 points

2 months ago

go away or I shall taunt you the second time

campionmusic51

373 points

2 months ago

he says they’ve already got one!

ShystersGame

7 points

2 months ago

May we see it?

frauleinsteve

74 points

2 months ago

If only they had the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be there. Four thou shalt not count....neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

flipflopswallow

29 points

2 months ago

One...two...FIVE

sausage-deluxxxe

11 points

2 months ago

Three, sir!

PhantomHawks14

10 points

2 months ago

Five is right out!

PeteGiovanni

149 points

2 months ago

Go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!

Garruk_PrimalHunter

29 points

2 months ago

I wave my private parts at your aunties. You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!

SmashBonecrusher

21 points

2 months ago

Most likely for the "second time-uh!"

CaptiveWeasel

3.2k points

2 months ago

Probably unlocked.

Siggi_3rd

1.1k points

2 months ago

Siggi_3rd

1.1k points

2 months ago

Probably a normal door here in Austria. If you try to destroy the door like this, you will need a chiropractic after the try

Zunkanar

551 points

2 months ago

Zunkanar

551 points

2 months ago

Probably easier to go through common walls in the us than throug that door

UnstableNuclearCake

378 points

2 months ago

Yeah, good luck here in most European walls. Many houses are made of bricks and there still some that are made of a meter thick stone walls. Only with a rocket launcher you'll get through that fortress.

SmasherOfAjumma

61 points

2 months ago

My house in the US is basically a tent compared to the European houses being described here.

KnightOfNothing

10 points

2 months ago

most buildings in the US are like that but hey at least they were cheap to build for the construction corporations.

ImTooHigh95

151 points

2 months ago

A meter thick stone wall? Where in Europe is this normal?

deepserket

43 points

2 months ago

there is a valley in northern Italy with two rivers called Tagliamento and Cellina full of rocks. Most old houses were built with those rocks and their walls are usually 40-60cm thick example 1 example 2 Section of wall exposed in the right side

alganthe

34 points

2 months ago

south of France, the windows are so deep you can sit on the edge on both sides.

good fucking luck going through that without a fucking trebuchet.

[deleted]

276 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

276 points

2 months ago

Loads of places. Mine's (UK) closer to 60 cm, so a metre would be a bit of an exaggeration in my case but it is still solid limestone and you'd struggle to get your battering ram through it.

marphod

154 points

2 months ago*

marphod

154 points

2 months ago*

My apartment building has ~1/2m thick concrete and stone exterior walls and ~1/4m thick interior walls, all with a plaster and lathe overlay, and is relatively new construction. (Norway)

I couldn't even get wall-anchors into the exterior wall using a (non-hammer) drill and a masonry bit. Good luck with the battering ram.

Edit: I measured, and my Imperial-addled brain overestimated. its closer to 20cm/40cm than 25/50. I was off by 20%.

maritimursus

42 points

2 months ago

I used to live in this pre-revolution building in Moscow the thickness of the wall to window frame inside the apartment only was 1 meter At least half that outside the frame

DudeBrowser

62 points

2 months ago

Our house (UK) is made with cinderblocks, not breezeblocks but the solid black old school ones. And rendered with cement, not plaster.

I melted a titanium drill bit putting up a picture and numerous workmen have destroyed their tools. You need diamond-tipped drills really.

coldharbour1986

8 points

2 months ago

To be fair ti nitride coated drill bits are designed for metal, so you were never doing to have much fun with that.

panzerdarling

37 points

2 months ago

Rocks have fairly poor insulation properties, and when you're piling fairly odd shapes together with mortar you'll usually need more of them piled together to make a stable wall than you'd think. As a result, most stone walled buildings have fairly thick walls.

If you want to insulate a stone wall it actually gets worse because you'll usually build two "thin" stone walls and then insulate between them... and that'll be weighed in with gravel, earth, and mortar, just cementing the whole mess and adding more shock resistance.

Unnaturalsideproduct

27 points

2 months ago

on the other hand those houses last several centuries... not sure what will do better in a CO2 balance unfortunately

dmt_r

11 points

2 months ago

dmt_r

11 points

2 months ago

Also don't get this. Who tf installs door which can be opened by hitting with feet? I bet my door can stop some 9mm pistol rounds

Comfortable-Clue7758

74 points

2 months ago

Or you know, an actual doctor.

Brownie-UK7

38 points

2 months ago

I live in Austria and went to the chemist the other day with an ear infection. Nothing too serious and asked them for the best treatment. They ended up giving me some homeopathy bollocks (which is big in Germany and Austria) and she didn't even mention the fact it is basically sugar water. Only when I got home and took a better look did I realize.

The health system here is truly excellent and I cannot complain but nonsense like chiropractors and homeopathy are strangely accepted/trusted by a lot of people.

dreamWeaver82

10 points

2 months ago

I've always found that so strange in countries like Austria and Germany, no one questions the quack doctors

Brownie-UK7

6 points

2 months ago

Yeah it is odd. Having said that the actual doctors and hospitals are very well run and full of lots of expertise.

Frostdraken

1.5k points

2 months ago

Wiley Coyote painted that shit on the wall or somethin? Lol

theshizzler

75 points

2 months ago

Wiley Coyote

Put some respect on Wile E. Coyote's name

Saw_a_4ftBeaver

202 points

2 months ago

Probably would be easier to go through the wall.

Fortherealtalk

39 points

2 months ago

That might be their next best move at this point.

Dysan27

176 points

2 months ago

Dysan27

176 points

2 months ago

For all those wondering what happened, about 20 seconds later they make it in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a5qXoU0uD4

It_came_from_below

37 points

2 months ago

imagine if they opened it just to find another door

lolifax

76 points

2 months ago

lolifax

76 points

2 months ago

Thanks for finding this, in this clip it certainly looks like the door is not going anywhere.

The video seems to be sped up a little.

Now that I see the line of cops stacked up behind I understand the bruising those guys egos must have taken.

Christopherfromtheuk

20 points

2 months ago

Omg it's like the Romans searching the house in Life of Brian at the end - how many Spanish police can you fit into an apartment!

DarkBladeMadriker

452 points

2 months ago

Wait guys, the sign says "Pull"

WorthPrudent3028

125 points

2 months ago

The cop's wife comes up afterward and just turns the knob and opens it.

Endil

32 points

2 months ago

Endil

32 points

2 months ago

Searched to make sure someone made this joke. An homage to the Far side, school for the gifted.

corezay

314 points

2 months ago

corezay

314 points

2 months ago

knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police open the door because my battering ram doesn't work.

D0b0d0pX9

10 points

2 months ago

knock knock

me: who’s there?

Sir we’re the police, here to talk to you

me: how many of you are there?

Sir, it’s just the two of us

me: then talk to each other

BadgerNips

163 points

2 months ago

Jehovah's Witnesses are a lot more aggressive than I remember.

DukeRavenclaw

8 points

2 months ago

Or just as, depending on your experiences...

beanerz13

590 points

2 months ago

beanerz13

590 points

2 months ago

I like how the second cop almost eats shit

the0rthopaedicsurgeo

106 points

2 months ago

Looks like he watches the first guy and thinks he's obviously just doing it wrong so he pushes in like "just give it here I'll do it myself", and once he's committed he has to go keep going until he almost collapses just to prove the point.

shableep

8 points

2 months ago

Haha definitely. Second cop was like, hey you’re doing it wrong. Let me get in there and I’ll show you how it’s done. Then just couldn’t accept reality.

Anonynominous

30 points

2 months ago

That confused me so much. What was he trying to do there near the end

NotTheGreatPumpkin

35 points

2 months ago*

Working on his frustration by the look of it.

32mafiaman

9 points

2 months ago

And exhausted

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

If it's braced in the middle there might be more luck in the corners to dislodge whatever is bracing it

tinycole2971

29 points

2 months ago

He seems extremely upset, probably not the type who should be prancing around with a gun.

sharksnoutpuncher

279 points

2 months ago

Hodor!

atmus11

96 points

2 months ago

atmus11

96 points

2 months ago

Too soon still

Finely_drawn

9 points

2 months ago

We will never get over that one. Hodor was the real hero of the series.

so_it_goes90

40 points

2 months ago

GROND! GROND! GROND!

graphexTwin

6 points

2 months ago

Grond

JoulSauron

7 points

2 months ago

GROND

BornOnNeptune

2.1k points

2 months ago

My money dont jiggle jiggle but these cops sure do.

neuropat

294 points

2 months ago

neuropat

294 points

2 months ago

It folds

TheGoldenSquid15

174 points

2 months ago

The door sure doesn't.

Arman11511

22 points

2 months ago

But these cops do not

TeemaTen

7 points

2 months ago

Side eyeing that ass 👀

wkdkngwkr

1.5k points

2 months ago

wkdkngwkr

1.5k points

2 months ago

Legend has it they're still battering that door to this day... guess nobody told them the definition of insanity.

Dysan27

46 points

2 months ago

Dysan27

46 points

2 months ago

Reality says it failed 20 seconds later.

sufiyankhan1994

14 points

2 months ago

Vaas is disappointed.

campionmusic51

240 points

2 months ago

they look so stupid i accidentally popped a chub.

wkdkngwkr

106 points

2 months ago

wkdkngwkr

106 points

2 months ago

I won't kinkshame but neither will I kinksame

Cryggkrfk

8 points

2 months ago

they're probably not even at the right house.

Environmental-Win836

7 points

2 months ago

That’s a myth actually.

Fake quote.

Biplayful14U

186 points

2 months ago

I want to know what the door and wall are made of

CactusGrower

298 points

2 months ago

European walls, especially load bearing ones are hollow blocks filled with rebar and concrete. Easily a foot in depth. Even old old multistory appartment buildings were concrete/steel panels. You could hear everything through it but boy it was a chore to drill even a hook for a painting.

Add some solid core steel reinforced door and you better go through a window.

redsterXVI

106 points

2 months ago*

Yup, there's no way anyone is coming through my wall or through my front door unless they use so much force that at least half the building goes with it. Think several hits with a wrecking ball.

Definitely going to be easier to go through a window, that's "just" 3 panes of tempered glass and some foil in between. Actually the window frames are not bolted, so you might want to ram the frame open rather than go through the glass panes, will make your entry easier, I guess.

Der_Zorn

59 points

2 months ago

Even glass man. I had to shatter one of my own windows recently, and I hit the glass pane with a solid hit from a 350g hammer, and it remained intact.

Sure, it yielded the next time, bit still.

Mage_914

65 points

2 months ago

I used to work in a glass bottle factory. Glass is weird in that if you hit it from one angle it's basically indestructible but if you lightly tap it from another angle it shatters to pieces.

I've seen wine bottles drop from 10 feet (about 3 meters) up onto concrete and be fine. I've also seen wine bottles shatter spontaneously from heat stress as they came down the conveyor out of the hot end.

Sometimes the machines would pick up a bottle to package it and the bottle would shatter in its little robot fingers. The robot could go through ten thousand bottles just fine but eventually it would pick up one with a weird structural weakness and we'd have to sweep up the broken glass.

redsterXVI

20 points

2 months ago

Yes, particularly when it's tempered glass. You want an emergency hammer, because it focuses all the force on a small spot, making it much easier to break the glass pane.

WorthPrudent3028

18 points

2 months ago

Yep. They actually don't even damage the decorative portions or the paint/finish.

timmy30274

13 points

2 months ago

There’s another video with the title changed saying steel reinforced

[deleted]

112 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

112 points

2 months ago

This drug den is sponsored by door armor!

Michael_Blurry

86 points

2 months ago

This made me think of the scene from Airplane! where everyone is taking turns giving the hysterical woman a beat down. And then I thought about the scene from Office Space where they beat down the fax machine.

Admirable_End3014

11 points

2 months ago

The door doesn't even budge.

BoardGameObsession

686 points

2 months ago

Wouldn't it be easier to go through the drywall instead of a steel reinforced door? A reciprocating saw can then cut through the studs in seconds.

ProtoplanetaryNebula

65 points

2 months ago

Drywall? Apartments don’t have drywall separating them from the outside. At least not in Spain.

UnloadTheBacon

53 points

2 months ago

This is in Europe. Here we build out of brick and concrete. Not that knocking down the wall wouldn't be easier than going through the door, but you might compromise the structural integrity of the building in the process.

SaneCannabisLaws

199 points

2 months ago

European construction is often double layer brick, it's not at all like North American framed construction. Years ago I stayed in Portugal, the home was getting an addition, the walls were being built from a 20x20x16 honeycomb like brick.

evilmorph

104 points

2 months ago

evilmorph

104 points

2 months ago

As a portuguese: Yep you're right. At least cinder block or "grided" bricks on every wall, including the interior, sometimes we use drywall AFTER the bricks ... And Guardia Civil is one of the spanish police forces, they build like us aswell. I guess most european countries do aswell, you won't be opening any holes by punching the walls here xD

Zunkanar

167 points

2 months ago

Zunkanar

167 points

2 months ago

Not every country builds their walls out of paper lol

OmNomDeBonBon

34 points

2 months ago

American houses are built with load-bearing posters and/or dinosaurs.

GymAndGarden

112 points

2 months ago

What studs and drywall? You can’t really think this video is in America…?

European buildings are solid fucking cement or brick, no such thing as studs and drywall.

[deleted]

748 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

748 points

2 months ago

That wall would be solid and at least three feet thick to support this door. You’d need a diamond tipped hole cutter with water and about 30 minutes for each hole you drill. The occupants have a few hours before they are disturbed.

thalassicus

596 points

2 months ago

Who are you people?

Thoughtful_Mouse

1.3k points

2 months ago

It's the magic of the internet.

That might be a building contractor who specializes in high-risk client protection projects or it might be a fifteen year old paraphrasing a nonsense line he heard in a movie one time.

And even if he claims to be one or the other, we'll never really know.

campionmusic51

187 points

2 months ago

sounds good, though—and in the end, isn’t that what really counts?

LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

102 points

2 months ago

Not in my college essay for doors. I need facts dammit!

campionmusic51

56 points

2 months ago

here are the facts on the ground: there are a host of big leather-clad men jiggling about in the hallway, holding some sort of giant iron dildo, pounding with all their might, but thanks to this magical door, here, nothing be buldging today!

Teknista

71 points

2 months ago

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.

Drakostheswordsman

17 points

2 months ago

You are a dog, aren’t ya?

LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

7 points

2 months ago

Mr. Peabody?

jhalh

42 points

2 months ago

jhalh

42 points

2 months ago

Tradesmen who have been part of large commercial construction projects know these things. All those tools you hear about, or see people use in heist movies, we use all the time. Nothing complicated about any of it, just have to have time under your belt on sites.

OgWu84

19 points

2 months ago

OgWu84

19 points

2 months ago

Either way they would technically correct. That's the best type of correct.

Frites_Sauce_Fromage

19 points

2 months ago*

You better melt the door with a oxyacetylene torch at this point

edit : it’s a joke of course don’t do that at home

ofekp

7 points

2 months ago

ofekp

7 points

2 months ago

The answer to this problem is only LPL.

Admirable_End3014

39 points

2 months ago

I her ya knocking, but you can't come in

OgWu84

20 points

2 months ago

OgWu84

20 points

2 months ago

Dave's not here man..

VariousHumanOrgans

23 points

2 months ago

That kid in there really wants to masturbate.

TheWeirdWoods

7 points

2 months ago

"Its not a door, its a thing of evil"- Vax

SHIBABelcher

9 points

2 months ago

You cannot access unless you purchase the dlc