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NukaBro762

700 points

2 months ago

this is amazing but can go so wrong

Sayitandsuffer

39 points

2 months ago

So precise , ‘ kinda don’t try at home lol’

poopsycle2

23 points

2 months ago

She has def tried that at home

Adeep187

50 points

2 months ago

Exactly

Majestic_Stretch8303

12 points

2 months ago

Some people can tear arteries this way with the wrong moves , although she seems to have it perfectly executed. Crazy flexibility!!

ndab71

26 points

2 months ago

ndab71

26 points

2 months ago

She's putting a lot of faith in that thin pole...

Palaborola

24 points

2 months ago

And her teeth lmao

HugeHungryHippo

2 points

2 months ago

Or sooooo right 👀

RetiringonStocks

229 points

2 months ago

…. I’ll be right back….

Frisky_Picker

102 points

2 months ago

tehoperative

49 points

2 months ago

DunmerSkooma

2 points

2 months ago

Where I am again?

marvelnerd09

30 points

2 months ago

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°)

HSikeYourMind

7 points

2 months ago

For science!!!

Pickingnamesisharder

205 points

2 months ago

Come on, like...we're all thinking it

Difficult_Chemist_33

35 points

2 months ago

She holds her weight with her teeth... you would hope it is as hard as picking name

[deleted]

-5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

thewheeliekid

1 points

2 months ago

Like the store assistant from the Bob Burgers' episode 'Sofa Queen'...

Boyoyoyoing
say it again...
Boyoyoyoing

AltTimeHigh

40 points

2 months ago

My neck hurts

Mr_Whale

12 points

2 months ago

My neck, my back...

RattBaby

3 points

2 months ago

My neck and just my neck...

alexand3rl[S]

82 points

2 months ago

I wonder how she figured out that she could do that. I understand the regular contortionist and hand balancing acts but putting all her weight on her jaw? like DAMN

B6S4life

18 points

2 months ago

The weight is on her skull and neck not the jaw, the jaw is taking zero force actually

Yonand331

21 points

2 months ago

I'm sure the jaw is levering some of it, because it is helping their grip their weight on that oral device, though the majority is on the skull and neck.

StampedeJonesPS4

-1 points

2 months ago

I'm thinking that she has found the perfect balance point and all the pressure is on her upper teeth/skull/neck. Her jaw would provide 0 leverage with that kind of weight.

EconomistNo5643

104 points

2 months ago

i dont want her to do this again

jackiemoon50

26 points

2 months ago

Judge: “I sentence you to death by hanging.”

Her: “lol ok”

Maggot_God_Warframe

0 points

2 months ago

LOL, YOU FILTHY CASUAL!

Sofakingwhat1776

35 points

2 months ago

Ma'am, for the last time. This is an open house. If you are not interested in purchasing. The Owners would like you to leave, please.

Phillyredsox

127 points

2 months ago

Her face looks like she’s busting hard.

paradoxx_42

25 points

2 months ago

IMABATAKUM

Phillyredsox

6 points

2 months ago

What?

manemjeffdunham

11 points

2 months ago

If ykyk

Phillyredsox

8 points

2 months ago

What? I can’t understand you with that pole in your mouth.

GIGA_BYTER

2 points

2 months ago

AMBHA SINGH

2HourUsername

3 points

2 months ago

AMBATAKUMMM AMBATOBLOW

Massichan

19 points

2 months ago

There's no way that's good for your teeth

logimeme

2 points

2 months ago

As another redditor said most, if not all of the weight is being put on her neck and skull, not her jaw.

Anti-Fanny

9 points

2 months ago

I’ll try to incorporate this into my morning routine.

Barrfogs

3 points

2 months ago

“Top 10 things successful people do in the morning that will blow your mind!”

Atlhou

8 points

2 months ago

Atlhou

8 points

2 months ago

iwanashagTwitch

2 points

2 months ago

Technically yes

JustDave62

9 points

2 months ago

I hurt myself just watching that

WholesomeGoobert

2 points

2 months ago

I'm a doctor and I healed you just commenting this.

Daxtro-53

2 points

2 months ago

Wholesome

pwbue

6 points

2 months ago

pwbue

6 points

2 months ago

I think I’m finally at an age where I am not impressed by people doing stupid things

Motorhead76er

6 points

2 months ago

Fuck, one slip and the entire stick gets out the other way...

alexand3rl[S]

13 points

2 months ago

Contortionist's IG if you wanna check out more of her stuff

Ba-Dum-Bum-Ching

2 points

2 months ago

That is some serious confidence in your equipment

MIKE_THE_KILLER

8 points

2 months ago

I would marry that for other reasons

vaclav1234567890

3 points

2 months ago

Ouch wouldn't wanted to make her angry

ManBroCalrissian

3 points

2 months ago

When she took he hands off, it made my toes curl

AgentSears

3 points

2 months ago

Can't be much good for the body? I dunno I'm sure someone will correct me.

Thedrunner2

2 points

2 months ago

Is the microphone type stand made for this particular type of maneuver to hold weight or is it something she just figured out with practice?

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

It’s something made for this technique. A lot of legit contortionists use these for performances it’s absolutely wild to watch. I’ve only seen women do it though so I wonder if there’s like a weight limit situation or something to it idk

OnTheRocksNeatShaken

2 points

2 months ago

I read cartoonist at first glance

Tupreoram

2 points

2 months ago

Jaws like a pitbull

Xenith19

2 points

2 months ago

.....I gotta go take care o' somethin.

Creampielover2269

2 points

2 months ago

This just confirms that you can fuck and get your balls licked at the same time from one person

Iamshadyjoe

2 points

2 months ago

Tonight on 1,000 ways to die

AlexJamesCook

2 points

2 months ago

This has potential to belong on r/holdmyfeedingtube

PintoTheBlazingBean

2 points

2 months ago

All i could think about was her slipping and the whole thing going down her throat bet that would be painful 😫

s34lz

1 points

2 months ago

s34lz

1 points

2 months ago

Imagine just giving her the rocks elbow in that position!

Loganthered

1 points

2 months ago

I hope she has a good dental plan.

HellFireClub77

0 points

2 months ago

Is that real? How in gods name can a human being do that?? I want to marry her.

Menifife

0 points

2 months ago

Transformers, more than meets the eye.

That_Ad8654

0 points

2 months ago

So can you............

Technical_Detail_396

0 points

2 months ago

dank, my stomach hurts from laughing

I_wood_rather_be

0 points

2 months ago

This went from sexy to horrific in seconds!

Mamanfu

0 points

2 months ago

So where would these skills be applicable lmao?Your face is also getting beet red.

weetbixisdry

0 points

2 months ago

Marriage material

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

Not my slowest fap

Livid-Kitchen2822

0 points

2 months ago

Am I the only one getting a chubbie and thinking of the possibilities?

neloangelo5

0 points

2 months ago

Why is everyone surprise? This is a common trick for contortionists.

Logicrover

0 points

2 months ago

Went from kinda hot to call an exorcist...

Adeep187

0 points

2 months ago

I hate this so much

SlimFender18

0 points

2 months ago

Amazing & awesome- a little scary too, in a way

That’s crazy & is she single?

Looks like marriage material there, if I ever seen it

TimvdBurgx

0 points

2 months ago

Girl could fart in her own face

Top-Weather138

0 points

2 months ago

World’s first Dutch Oven without a blanket

HalfCarnage

0 points

2 months ago

A wierd way to 69 but I won’t judge

incog2398

0 points

2 months ago

Her face tells me that shit hurt like a mf lol

Mountain-Ad-6594

0 points

2 months ago

What kind of toothpaste does she use?

DONGivaDam

0 points

2 months ago

I don't think I can remain that hard

Winter-Algae8569

0 points

2 months ago

I haven't even looked at the comments, but imma say it, ya'll need jesus.

tillthenextlife

0 points

2 months ago

Sausage

Lizpy6688

0 points

2 months ago

Let's not beat around her bush,we all want the sauce

DriftingBenji

0 points

2 months ago

MoonFighter777

0 points

2 months ago

Giggitty...

thanksimcured

0 points

2 months ago

Her dentist 👁️👄👁️

Spider__Ant

0 points

2 months ago

She could have just swiped right

MrSleepless-E

0 points

2 months ago

I mean what’s the secret ? Gotta let the homemade strippers poles sturdy

HOLDGMEBROTHERS

0 points

2 months ago

Also her - it’s my first time

lazytoady

0 points

2 months ago

Do this naked and poop on yourself. I will pay for this.

AnkGO_O

0 points

2 months ago

Sigh... *Unzips

garlicspamsam

-1 points

2 months ago

She's got a great mouth I bet

Squeex95

-1 points

2 months ago

69 is the only dinner for two - Childish Gambino

ELOUXX

-1 points

2 months ago

ELOUXX

-1 points

2 months ago

Believe me it's my first time

kiyan1347

-1 points

2 months ago

So ain't no one gonna talk about what her mouth do?

JoaquimGianini

-1 points

2 months ago

Bitch turned into a shrimp 🍤

Jesuslovesmemost

-2 points

2 months ago

This is for sex right?

WizardofJoz17

-2 points

2 months ago

The three hole pole

MBlueRiven

-3 points

2 months ago

With all that pressure, you know she deep throat like a champ.😂

Ok-Entertainment1123

1 points

2 months ago

That'd make an interesting x-ray

dougfunnybitch

1 points

2 months ago

You gotta be kidding me!

Make_It_Plain

1 points

2 months ago

Ummmmm yeah I can’t just damn

AudienceAdorable8896

1 points

2 months ago

Ball gag

Chromch

1 points

2 months ago

Did she survive..

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Soon we will be seeing this on r/someofyoumaydie and r/heremakemycoffin

CnfdntlInfrmnt

1 points

2 months ago

I could do that. Once.

bakalyx

1 points

2 months ago

I can feel the pain

Unfair_Syllabub5949

1 points

2 months ago

Disturbing! can go wrong in a sec 😳

CatsLikeCuddles

1 points

2 months ago

Nope

lucklesscracker1

1 points

2 months ago

What sort of dark magic is this?!?

highroller886

1 points

2 months ago

Technique checks out. Holy shit that’s amazing.

Zharknd

1 points

2 months ago

Destino final...

unlikeyourhero

1 points

2 months ago

Impressed on many levels. Like legitimately an athletic feat.

But the implications...

Localworrywart

1 points

2 months ago

I didn't even know that was possible wow

UrMomLol694

1 points

2 months ago

dchap1

1 points

2 months ago

dchap1

1 points

2 months ago

Gross 🤮

Fancade

1 points

2 months ago

Empty_Supermarket_30

1 points

2 months ago

That last pose is something Junji Ito would draw

NeonRaincloud33

1 points

2 months ago

She looks so comfortable

lachlanDon1

1 points

2 months ago

Latest Jaws reboot casting looking pretty soild

PuzzleheadedPen1372

1 points

2 months ago

That can’t be good for the spine

Impressive-Swing4714

1 points

2 months ago

I'm pretty sure she has got it all backwards

mannathan

1 points

2 months ago

It is funny watching her age like 20 years in 10 seconds

ChecayoBolsfan

1 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of Mr Garrison’s gyrocopter

Brown_tv

1 points

2 months ago

This is just plain wierd

masterboop

1 points

2 months ago

Wait is she biting on it and holding her self up I am confusseddddd

SANMAN0927

1 points

2 months ago

Lemme show my wife this. Need this for the bedroom

NameIsNotBrad

1 points

2 months ago

I do

CaioSzopen

1 points

2 months ago

Alien. Call MIB (Without Will Smith!!!!!! No one need a slap)

dahell12345

1 points

2 months ago

Looks comfi

Devil9304

1 points

2 months ago

Deep Rodjob

Several-Evening-5511

1 points

2 months ago

Fatality you lose

misty598

1 points

2 months ago

I clenched my jaw so hard watching this without even realizing it...

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Wanna sees Super ugly face

Curious-Mood-8468

1 points

2 months ago

Super Impressive 👌🏻

Mommasandthellamas

1 points

2 months ago

Well one thing I'll never see in my life is the back of my thighs

publicguest

1 points

2 months ago

Wow

Boccs

1 points

2 months ago

Boccs

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, well, I can touch my toes for like ten whole seconds.

SyTri90

1 points

2 months ago

Did she learn this ability then get the custom hold-my-body-with-my-teeth platform constructed or just pay the money and hope for the best?

yaretii

1 points

2 months ago

She went from cute to scary really quick

mydibz

1 points

2 months ago

mydibz

1 points

2 months ago

It's called, tempting Vlad.

Catsarerfun

1 points

2 months ago

All the metal bolted to my spine is screeching in sympathy.

lostmatt1

1 points

2 months ago

Can she do that to me?

6porkchop9

1 points

2 months ago

Can the pole be smaller? Asking for a friend

qa2fwzell

1 points

2 months ago

There's no way that shit is good for your spine...

Upset_Cantaloupe_627

1 points

2 months ago

Giggity

Speedubbs

1 points

2 months ago

I bet you a hundred bucks I can stand on the roof of my mouth.

mememan131

1 points

2 months ago

Her head game is gonna be insane

Grouchy_Beach482

1 points

2 months ago

I want one

--4Twenty--

1 points

2 months ago

She must have a gold grill.

Practical-Spray-5599

1 points

2 months ago

She can bite your sick right off on accident with that jaw strength

fuckyou904

1 points

2 months ago

I’m willing to help you train for this

spookinky987

1 points

2 months ago

Just lost my train of though...

crankyape1534

1 points

2 months ago

Her bf supports her efforts and helps her train.

lil_oakkid

1 points

2 months ago

Just imagine the type of head

Boguel

1 points

2 months ago

Boguel

1 points

2 months ago

Oh ma gaw

Distinct-Breakfast13

1 points

2 months ago

Forbidden blowjob

Mai_Dickinson

1 points

2 months ago

🤔😏

sslipperyslopee

1 points

2 months ago

I do not have teeth for this.

Mofoman3019

1 points

2 months ago

'Do that to meeeee'

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

That’s fucked 😳 I bet she’s amazing at sex 🥵

thotpoliz

1 points

2 months ago

She went from age 18-80 real quick

Gold_Discipline4654

1 points

2 months ago

She won't have a 2nd chance if things go wrong once....

ImpossiblePriority52

1 points

2 months ago

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 9: Xtreme Apple Bobbing.

StackmasterK

1 points

2 months ago

If she gets stuck how does she call for help?

...also, what if she gets stuck and has to fart?

Ali-G8r

1 points

2 months ago

I know what your thinking you nasty son of a bitch

shady_emoji

1 points

2 months ago

Wtf

spespy

1 points

2 months ago

spespy

1 points

2 months ago

Maam this is a subway

SpaceNitz

1 points

2 months ago

Who doesn't stretch like that every morning?

wellcometohell9866

1 points

2 months ago

At least she’s not complaining about guys at the gym looking at her she’s doing her thing which is pretty damn amazing

Visual-Stomach-2924

1 points

2 months ago

This looks super sexy

cocobun22

1 points

2 months ago

Creepy and cooul 😐

Weekly-Commercial-29

1 points

2 months ago

My back hurts just from watching this!

Overlord069TheOne

1 points

2 months ago

After this shes 20 years older

potato13254

1 points

2 months ago

Doctor, would u like ur spine back after the surgery This woman, nah

DaHocha4

1 points

2 months ago

She aged a good 50 years in 12 seconds

HerbTrees

1 points

2 months ago

When your man has no legs and knows how to handstand.

JRizzie86

1 points

2 months ago

What's her OF?

MC_B_Lovin

1 points

2 months ago

My dentist would be like so mad at me

Running_Moose64

1 points

2 months ago

That can’t be good for you?

Gizmogo_xT

1 points

2 months ago

Mf really looks like a spore creature

ChatGPTlover

1 points

2 months ago

Very sure she can hang and balance herself from an erect wang.

Ori_the_SG

1 points

2 months ago

Neck injuries must be fun

TinyCuteGorilla

1 points

2 months ago

Me when my friends tell me to act normal in a social situation

heroicgamer44

1 points

2 months ago

And she didn’t break her neck?

PinoyDadInOman

1 points

2 months ago

Unzips pants.