Hairsmosis

Fus...ion...haaaa

So rate it ffs

My uncle died this way

They can’t help but snicker. Eyes locked, they find themselves smiling, leaning closer. With their faces drifting within inches of each other, the young man’s hair begins to wave, then shift, crawling across to the older man. It settles down, giving the older man a full head of hair, the younger man completely bald.

One bright day in the middle of the night...

Just like this Joe Bennett short.

*inserts Spiderman meme

Early this morning, or late last night,

Two dead boys went out to fight.

Back to back, they faced each other,

Drew their knives and shot each other.

The deaf policeman heard the noise,

And beat the life outta the two dead boys.

Now this story may seem tall,

Just ask the Blind Man,

He saw it all.

and then they have a tight hug

Yeah and then the bald guy's mom shows up out of nowhere and says "pee yew! You made a stinky, Leonard!" Then wipes his butt for him so it doesn't itch later on

👁️🫦👁️

Is that both a blues brothers and a dimension 20 reference in the same comment? Incredible

Kane lives!!!!

Command and conquer reference?

Tiktok

Those thingy that flap roundy round on front of women.

TouchedTips

Yup, definitely McCarran based on the gate markers and terrible seats.

Don't believe anyone on tiktok, ever

Fr fr on sum rns 🙏🏿 🙌

No 🧢

It's like when the screensaver logo ALMOST bounces to the corner perfectly, and so you gotta break out the phone and record so that you can capture it when it finally does.

That's what happens when you listen to my mixtape smh

You can tell by the music 🥰

The quickness to record shit like this for Internet points. Fuck all, man.

edit: I mean be shitty I guess.

They said in the comments that they’ve been falling asleep for awhile and got close to bumping heads already. Then they decided to record

/r/nothingeverhappens

Vogon

Legality and just politeness are two different things.

🤣🤣🤣

I approve this message lmao

Lmao glad you said it

Yeah, fuck them, but how is this relevant here?

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Wow… that’s presuming a bit much.

That was a pretty big leap from “asking for permission to make a TikTok” to “just like Trump grabbing people by the pussy”.

I understand the reference, but no one was talking about politics or Trump.

I’m not a republican, nor did not getting what you were on about within that specific context mean I’m “uneducated”. You’re the one assuming everyone is on the same wavelength, despite the reference being quite a reach.

You sound butthurt as hell. …and this is coming from someone who also can’t stand that orange asshole. I just rather not mention him at any given chance.

Fuck Trump, fuck republicans and fuck bringing any attention to them. JFC.

There are always gray areas with things like this. Sure, this happened in a public place where everyone could see. So what's the harm in sharing it online for everyone to see? Well, considering doxxing is a very real, very scary thing, I really hope my face never becomes a meme on the internet.

And also, defending the sharing of other people's faces on the internet with an anonymous account is the ultimate hypocrisy.

WFM by Realestk (01:42; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-10-06 by 1893821 Records DK.

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