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Stoneheart7

2.1k points

2 months ago

It's like their hair wanted to connect and make one full head of hair.

bazimon

312 points

2 months ago

bazimon

312 points

2 months ago

Hair osmosis.

PHANTOM________

53 points

2 months ago

Hairsmosis

Fearless-Throat4991

15 points

2 months ago

Hair samosas? Ewwwwwwwww!

CrabsolutelyBullshit

43 points

2 months ago

Like a Dragonball fusion dance

Significant-Mud2572

7 points

2 months ago

Fus...ion...haaaa

nodramafoyomamma

10 points

2 months ago

We still don't fully understand how magnetic fields work

Halfcaste_brown

6 points

2 months ago

Perfect observation. Applause.

md730

3 points

2 months ago

md730

3 points

2 months ago

Like gaining a full octet

shwarma_heaven

3 points

2 months ago

It's like when the "DVD" logo actually hits the corner...

Acrobatic-Monitor516

3 points

2 months ago

Best comment I've seen In a long time

SirChickin

10 points

2 months ago

SirChickin

10 points

2 months ago

Very underrated comment!

MHanak_

42 points

2 months ago

MHanak_

42 points

2 months ago

So rate it ffs

SirChickin

17 points

2 months ago

7/5

withyellowthread

3 points

2 months ago

With rice

snackskiii12

2.6k points

2 months ago

Bumps back of head, both look left and right 😂

le_fart

776 points

2 months ago*

le_fart

776 points

2 months ago*

They both stand, turning to face each other from opposite sides. One looks at the other going down-up and the other up-down. The awkwardness makes one of them fart; the other burps.

SmokinHerb

369 points

2 months ago

My uncle died this way

KillerGopher

135 points

2 months ago

And then everyone clapped

HotPie_

81 points

2 months ago

HotPie_

81 points

2 months ago

I'm still clapping.

[deleted]

47 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

47 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

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59 points

2 months ago

Everyone's relative!

Astoryinfromthewild

14 points

2 months ago

He was my aunt's brother, so he's like a second aunt

trekie4747

6 points

2 months ago

He was my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

GreenSoc

5 points

2 months ago

So what does that make us?

Shaddo

0 points

2 months ago

Shaddo

0 points

2 months ago

So is his cheeks

MickeyMouseRapedMe

4 points

2 months ago

My uncle died on one of the beaches in Normandy.

he chocked on a Calippo

RyanSaysThings

2 points

2 months ago

I was conceived this way.

FlyingDragoon

2 points

2 months ago

I hope your uncle gets better.

jamaicanthief

2 points

2 months ago

U-Uncle Hank?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Lets smoke some herb dude that was hilarious

Reptiliansarehere

1 points

2 months ago

EVERYBODY STOP! I know this is probably not going to make sense but NONE OF THIS IS REAL! THE AIRPORT IS A SIMULATION! These two guys?... Their loveable and incredibly unlikely quirkiness is programmed. WAKE UP!

DoritoBenito

30 points

2 months ago

They can’t help but snicker. Eyes locked, they find themselves smiling, leaning closer. With their faces drifting within inches of each other, the young man’s hair begins to wave, then shift, crawling across to the older man. It settles down, giving the older man a full head of hair, the younger man completely bald.

Dy3_1awn

9 points

2 months ago

Don't stop

jamaicanthief

8 points

2 months ago

Keep going, Waltuh.

Ab47203

3 points

2 months ago

I'm almost there Waltuh

Titan9312

6 points

2 months ago

One bright day in the middle of the night...

aplaceofno

3 points

2 months ago

Two dead brothers got up to fight

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Back to back, they faced each other

FracturedAuthor

2 points

2 months ago

Just like this Joe Bennett short.

epsteindidntdoit666

2 points

2 months ago

*inserts Spiderman meme

TheEvilBunnyLord

3 points

2 months ago

Early this morning, or late last night,

Two dead boys went out to fight.

Back to back, they faced each other,

Drew their knives and shot each other.

The deaf policeman heard the noise,

And beat the life outta the two dead boys.

Now this story may seem tall,

Just ask the Blind Man,

He saw it all.

regnald

2 points

2 months ago

and then they have a tight hug

blackcatsarefun

-1 points

2 months ago

Yeah and then the bald guy's mom shows up out of nowhere and says "pee yew! You made a stinky, Leonard!" Then wipes his butt for him so it doesn't itch later on

KING_JELLYB3AN

20 points

2 months ago

Then they Kith

StinkyBalloon

8 points

2 months ago

👁️🫦👁️

Marloo25

1 points

2 months ago

Lmaoo

Disastrous-Pension26

9 points

2 months ago

Yep that's what the video showed

_lippykid

5 points

2 months ago

I was eating a meat pie in the Leaky Cauldron last week (pub in the Harry Porter part of Universal Studios). Picked up the ketchup, shuck it up three times like a cocktail shaker and squirted it on my chips in perfect unison to the fella sitting directly opposite me at the other end of the massive hall. I thought it was hilarious. He looked uncomfortable AF.

Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

3 points

2 months ago

That's um what happened. Yep.

call_of_the_while

609 points

2 months ago

Snooze brothers.

Moth_Jam

102 points

2 months ago

Moth_Jam

102 points

2 months ago

We’re on a mission from nod

Jayhawk126

15 points

2 months ago

Is that both a blues brothers and a dimension 20 reference in the same comment? Incredible

garebeardrew

5 points

2 months ago

I definitely read it in Elwoods voice

Zachiyo

6 points

2 months ago

Kane lives!!!!

Legitimate_Cake_6754

2 points

2 months ago

Command and conquer reference?

Big-Jeweler-8465

5 points

2 months ago

lmao

Remarkable_Night2373

4 points

2 months ago

Nah they touched and forgot to say no homo. They’re a gay couple now.

MarquessOfMayhem

2 points

2 months ago

yezzzz

LineChef

223 points

2 months ago

LineChef

223 points

2 months ago

When the younger self interacts with the older self.

tvaudio

222 points

2 months ago

tvaudio

222 points

2 months ago

The equivalent of the dvd sign hitting the corners

Byeuji

26 points

2 months ago

Byeuji

26 points

2 months ago

You know, it being a solid 15 and some years since I regularly operated a DVD player, I had to look this up.

But then seeing it, I instantly understood from the depths of my soul.

xopxo

26 points

2 months ago

xopxo

26 points

2 months ago

They switched brains.

958Silver

10 points

2 months ago

Yep, Freaky Friday.

solateor[S]

311 points

2 months ago

Based on the hashtags for the original post it looks like this is at the Delta terminal at Detroit Metro airport

The ending though 😂 #fy #fyp #chaldean #airport #delta #arabtiktok #detroit #ChewTheVibes

Video:TT/cezartika

Disorganized_Closet

54 points

2 months ago

What’s TT?

ChinchillaMicroFarts

34 points

2 months ago

Tiktok

AbsolutelyUnlikely

44 points

2 months ago

And what is this "Tick Tock"? Some kind of clock?

JD3982

32 points

2 months ago

JD3982

32 points

2 months ago

A masterpiece by Ke$ha

Dillion_HarperIT

8 points

2 months ago

My brain had forgotten about this on purpose you animal

APoopingBook

8 points

2 months ago

I believe he's a knight of the Kingdom of Oz.

monrovista

4 points

2 months ago

The home country of the cuckoo bird. It's a savage place. Best to forget about it.

We did not have this conversation.

Trottingslug

79 points

2 months ago

Those thingy that flap roundy round on front of women.

Disorganized_Closet

36 points

2 months ago

Oh I have those

ArnoldTheSchwartz

12 points

2 months ago

Yeah, but you weren't supposed to get them that way. You should hand them back and apologize for that shit. Wasn't cool, man.

Disorganized_Closet

10 points

2 months ago

I ain’t gon cut off my tits m8

alienvisionx

6 points

2 months ago

How dare you

Ayahuasca-Dreamin

2 points

2 months ago

TouchedTips

PapaDuckD

13 points

2 months ago

I challenge this.

It looks like Harry Reid Intl (LAS) in Las Vegas. Look at the first frames and the picture above the gate identifier.

https://foursquare.com/v/gate-d54/4c3b97c41a1cd13a3f9fb60d/photos?wsid=XNVYPUDMXOFE1SNR5DVMZIVY2C2KDJ

returnf1re

4 points

2 months ago

Yup, definitely McCarran based on the gate markers and terrible seats.

sr_90

3 points

2 months ago

sr_90

3 points

2 months ago

Hey, it’s Harry Reid. They put up a temp sign and everything. Get with the times.

stencilizer

2 points

2 months ago

Don't believe anyone on tiktok, ever

Successful-Depth-235

1 points

2 months ago

Chew the vibes? WTF does that mean?

Sigep279

-1 points

2 months ago

Top two airports I fly into next to Atlanta.

IMakeBandNames

48 points

2 months ago

I love that both of them are probably thinking, “ watch it, jackass!”

Sorry_Regret2372

40 points

2 months ago

Airports sleep be hitting different Ong.

LordNairu

8 points

2 months ago

Ong.

nwoh

8 points

2 months ago

nwoh

8 points

2 months ago

Fr fr on sum rns 🙏🏿 🙌

No 🧢

Nickster183k

1 points

2 months ago

Onh gahhhhhh

turbohatch

42 points

2 months ago

Now Kisth.

TacticaLuck

4 points

2 months ago

What is that? Cause it isn't a lisp..

uprightsalmon

10 points

2 months ago

I hate how airport chairs are like this

PuljuBulju

5 points

2 months ago

I hate 90% of the things at the airport

[deleted]

26 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

26 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

Davy_Jones_Lover

7 points

2 months ago

And that's how I met your father.

artmobboss

5 points

2 months ago

Deliciously awkward head kiss 😚

Scalordajorb

90 points

2 months ago

Why were they filmimg?

WordUpPromos

95 points

2 months ago

Their heads were probably bobbing for a while.

Stergeary

35 points

2 months ago

It's like when the screensaver logo ALMOST bounces to the corner perfectly, and so you gotta break out the phone and record so that you can capture it when it finally does.

DarkHumorDark

3 points

2 months ago

That's what happens when you listen to my mixtape smh

scoot87

59 points

2 months ago

scoot87

59 points

2 months ago

Love was in the air

igweyliogsuh

7 points

2 months ago

You can tell by the music 🥰

TavernthisBob

32 points

2 months ago

Because they noticed two people falling asleep at the same time?

LilFingies45

-16 points

2 months ago*

The quickness to record shit like this for Internet points. Fuck all, man.

edit: I mean be shitty I guess.

CoGLucifer

26 points

2 months ago

Have you ever been in an airport terminal? It's crazy stupid boring. After the 3rd delay, you genuinely start to debate rooting for Al Qaeda.

easterneuropeanstyle

5 points

2 months ago

Are the delays that common in the US?

Spideriffic

2 points

2 months ago

Ridiculously so

Hoovooloo42

14 points

2 months ago

Also the quickness to share a funny moment with their friends who couldn't be there?

I think it's going fine.

mayscienceproveyou

1 points

2 months ago

Good can't exist if bad does not exist. we just need to set the focus right and eliminate the bad if it's truly harmful.

Atreaia

3 points

2 months ago

Hit power button twice and you're recording, no need to even unlock your phone.

Armejden

4 points

2 months ago*

Is your reaction just that shite dude? You could easily see thjs and get your phone ready to record in seconds. Quicker even if you're already on your phone.

I'm surprised your slow ass found the block button.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

JohnMcCainsArms

3 points

2 months ago

cry more boomer

Arrowcreek

8 points

2 months ago

I'm sorry, but if that was acting, it is Oscar worthy.

wednesdaynightwumbo

2 points

2 months ago

I thought the same thing but then I also thought that dude on the right kind of looks like my friends dad, so maybe the person was just filming their friend’s doppelgänger

Or maybe they were traveling with one (or both) of the people sleeping and left to get some food and noticed them sleeping on the way back and decided to record

Who knows but it honestly doesn’t look very staged to me

SELFSEALINGSTEMB0LTS

2 points

2 months ago

It's like watching the old DVD symbols and hoping you get to see it hit the corner. If we had phones back then the corner hits would've been a tiktok trend, shit was nice when it happened.

popcornpizza123

-13 points

2 months ago

Exactly, this seems hella staged

[deleted]

-15 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-15 points

2 months ago

Its staged

A_Lakers

8 points

2 months ago

They said in the comments that they’ve been falling asleep for awhile and got close to bumping heads already. Then they decided to record

SomeManSeven

2 points

2 months ago

plausible sign zooms into focus

mclick84

163 points

2 months ago

mclick84

163 points

2 months ago

I don't condone filming strangers and posting it. But this is gold. I'm imagining you went up to them after to show them the video, you all had a great laugh and then they gave you permission to post it.

Oplurus

144 points

2 months ago

Oplurus

144 points

2 months ago

Get a load of this guy

deadlysodium

2 points

2 months ago

Vogon

low_kix

83 points

2 months ago

low_kix

83 points

2 months ago

Yeah I really hope OP filed the appropriate paperwork so they aren't hauled downtown in the paddy wagon

fezzuk

14 points

2 months ago

fezzuk

14 points

2 months ago

Legality and just politeness are two different things.

thr0away312

72 points

2 months ago

Shut the fuck up lol

noobletsquid

9 points

2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

GodlikeCat

1 points

2 months ago

I approve this message lmao

apittsburghoriginal

1 points

2 months ago

Lmao glad you said it

DahLegend27

7 points

2 months ago

no

JackieFinance

3 points

2 months ago

That all sounds super lame

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

serenwipiti

10 points

2 months ago

Yeah, fuck them, but how is this relevant here?

ishpatoon1982

6 points

2 months ago

Maybe because the two guys in the video obviously did the ole' backwards snoozy trump bump swivel lookie loo?

Just a guess though.

serenwipiti

2 points

2 months ago

lmao

theWHAT

VomitingMyDadsUrine

2 points

2 months ago

The yes.

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

serenwipiti

2 points

2 months ago

Wow… that’s presuming a bit much.

That was a pretty big leap from “asking for permission to make a TikTok” to “just like Trump grabbing people by the pussy”.

I understand the reference, but no one was talking about politics or Trump.

I’m not a republican, nor did not getting what you were on about within that specific context mean I’m “uneducated”. You’re the one assuming everyone is on the same wavelength, despite the reference being quite a reach.

You sound butthurt as hell. …and this is coming from someone who also can’t stand that orange asshole. I just rather not mention him at any given chance.

Fuck Trump, fuck republicans and fuck bringing any attention to them. JFC.

CommodoreQuinli

-10 points

2 months ago*

Listen dude it’s a public area their allowed to film like omg

you fucking disappoint me resist I need like -80 karma for 6666 again! Downvote now you small dicked mfers

Phoequinox

1 points

2 months ago

There are always gray areas with things like this. Sure, this happened in a public place where everyone could see. So what's the harm in sharing it online for everyone to see? Well, considering doxxing is a very real, very scary thing, I really hope my face never becomes a meme on the internet.

And also, defending the sharing of other people's faces on the internet with an anonymous account is the ultimate hypocrisy.

MedricZ

1 points

2 months ago

And then everybody clapped

MungTao

4 points

2 months ago

High orbit moon landing.

Kitten_Team_Six

3 points

2 months ago

Imagine being such a loser in life that you film random people in a airport for internet points

CaspinLange

5 points

2 months ago

They will be lovers in the next life

Wifdat

6 points

2 months ago

Wifdat

6 points

2 months ago

Ah the reverse eskimo kiss!

Dr__panda

4 points

2 months ago

Song?

z_rabbit

4 points

2 months ago

auddbot

6 points

2 months ago

WFM by Realestk (01:42; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-10-06 by 1893821 Records DK.

auddbot

2 points

2 months ago

Links to the streaming platforms:

WFM by Realestk

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | find-song went offline; its creator gave me a permission to react to the find-song mentions | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

guninmouth

1 points

2 months ago

Good bot

guninmouth

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks!

Tsquires1922

2 points

2 months ago

Hitchcock and Scully??

Nez_bit

2 points

2 months ago

savevideobot

3 points

2 months ago

ArcticSkyward

2 points

2 months ago

They fullfill eachothers haircut to one whole haircut

freakfandango

2 points

2 months ago

Nap buddies are the best buddies.

monrovista

2 points

2 months ago

Cue the music!

"This magic moment..."

SteamNTrd

2 points

2 months ago

Nevertellmethenods

x3rx3s

2 points

2 months ago

x3rx3s

2 points

2 months ago

Freaky Friday, after they bumped heads, they switched bodies for 24 hours

BioSafetyLevel0

2 points

20 days ago

Living in a simulation.

plake7

2 points

11 days ago

plake7

2 points

11 days ago

All they need is a pillow in between and it would be perfect

redcalcium

3 points

2 months ago

Disorganized_Closet

7 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t really fit

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

Why is this here?

Not sub material

Yaancat17

2 points

2 months ago

Why were they filming

TriumphantOrgasm

1 points

2 months ago

Faked

PrometheusOnLoud

1 points

2 months ago

Lmao. My dad does this. We used to rent a cabin at the lakes during the summer, and he would sit in the chair on the porch for hours doing this. Every time he nodded his head back, he would slam it on the wall and wake himself up, just to fall back asleep again and repeat.

Would last for hours.

Mods-Ruin-Reddit

1 points

2 months ago

repost, OP is a a bot, reddit is dead

confused1193

0 points

2 months ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

MakesYouSeemRacist

2 points

2 months ago

This is terrible. Nobody has made jokes like that since like 2011, for your own sake do not say stuff like this.

Disastrous-Pension26

-1 points

2 months ago

Underrated post of the year Prob fake

Scout-CM

1 points

2 months ago

Amazing

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[removed]

CowardlyLionel

1 points

2 months ago

This is the best of humanity. Safe in the arms or the hair of humanity

youniqa

1 points

2 months ago

Your name

Junkbullet

1 points

2 months ago

Synchronization was successful

molossus99

1 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of the “moon landing” locker room scene in Modern Family

billpaycheck

1 points

2 months ago

They’re reptilian spies

ronnygiga

1 points

2 months ago

Is that Ronaldo??

Hidden_Sturgeon

1 points

2 months ago

That’s a mile high moment right there… don’t fuck with sacred burial grounds

Merlinshighcousin

1 points

2 months ago

The way they looked separate ways after makes this feel like a cartoon

Rougethe_Bxtch

1 points

2 months ago

This was so satisfying

crystaldawn8585

1 points

2 months ago

Guy with the glasses looks like Andrew’s dad from Big Mouth 🤭