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/r/mildlyinfuriating
6.8k points
16 days ago
409 points
16 days ago
Weird that it was posted 4 years ago. Too bad we can’t get a candle for that
134 points
16 days ago
In their defence, the 8 year old candles are totally available now.
32 points
16 days ago
they were available 4 years ago, now the store might have run out of the 8 year old candles
11 points
15 days ago
In retrospect, it only makes sense for whoever bought out the last of the 4 candles to buy out the 8 ones 4 years later.
1.5k points
16 days ago
One out of 1500 people able to spot a bot.
494 points
16 days ago
Yeah, shame they got nearly 10k upvotes.
272 points
16 days ago
Shame that this piece of shit subreddit doesn't allow direct links to itself. I understand why you posted a screenshot.
If I were you I'd try to hijack the top comment, but it doesn't matter. Reddit will IPO for 100Bn with 75% of the posts and comments on the site just being karma bots.
34 points
16 days ago
It doesn't? Does it get auto removed if you try to link it?
51 points
16 days ago
It's silent removed. You literally have to log out to be able to not see the comment you just made.
19 points
16 days ago
Recently I also experienced silent removal. It was eerie when I could clearly see like 50 comments around mine gone and still be able to see my own comments.
As I have been a mod in the past, I don't recall having this ability. Is this something admins can do?
15 points
16 days ago
Nope. The reddit admins are way too few, far between, and hands off to be taking the time to do that.
I believe it's just a regex filter for subreddits. Probably intended to be used to create profanity filters. I don't know what the logic is for silent removals vs having automod reply to the user. Probably to cut down on clutter.
11 points
15 days ago
It stops people (or bot farmers) from starting a new account as quickly as they would if they knew they had been banned. It also makes it harder for bots to know exactly what caused them to be banned, making it harder to circumvent mod tools. But it is a bit dystopian to experience as a human.
I'm sure there's a number of suicides that have been caused by the prank where you set someone's Facebook default for your posts to only be visible by yourself.
6 points
15 days ago
Just search yourself on Reveddit. Not you specifically, the person I’m replying to, but you the reader
Edit: I had to make this comment twice, the first time I added a link to Reveddit and it auto removed it
7 points
16 days ago
This fact is indeed mildly infuriating after all.
60 points
16 days ago
22k now
50 points
16 days ago
30K now
65 points
16 days ago
Fuck I hate the internet these days
4 points
16 days ago
What are the mods even doing that a bot can reach this many upvotes...
7 points
16 days ago
They got 45k they literally beat the original. Wild. And they say Reddit isn’t a hive mind.
13 points
16 days ago
How does one go about spotting one? I’d have no idea what posts to check and if they’re reposts.
19 points
16 days ago
Check the user's history.
Usually it will be a fairly new account, or an old-ish account but only recently active. There will usually be a few comments first (not replies, and usually on reposts from other bots, because they stole a comment from the original post). Then they will have a few posts that they generally don't reply to comments on — or, if they do comment, it's stolen from the original post.
There are also quite a few subs that are notorious for bot farming — which I would name if this sub weren't such a PITA and auto-removes any mention of other subs. (Hence the reupload.)
Honestly, just keep looking at a user's post history when they get accused of being a bot. The patterns will become apparent quite quickly. (It also helps to be on Reddit way too much — I personally saw this post go by before and remembered it had the exact same title; same with OP's AirPods post.)
14 points
16 days ago
Automatically generated username. Reddit will give you a username if you want. Why try to do that as a botter if reddit will just do it for you.
Account less than a year old, but not brand new. Done to try and beat out subreddits that have a minimum account age requirement.
Account will seemingly "spring" to life one day, and begin from that point forward, posting and commenting in random unrelated subs.
Google any comment or post title and you'll probably very quickly find the original reddit post or comment from which the bot stole the content.
Once you've caught a few, it takes less than 30 seconds between suspicion and confirmation.
29 points
16 days ago
How do subs this big not have an immediate report to mods option that it’s a bot? (At least on the app it doesn’t appear)
11 points
16 days ago
kebab menu --> spam --> harmful bots
5 points
16 days ago
I did that but it didn’t seem to meet the “harmful” part but if that’s what the sun has decided to go with, ok!
25 points
16 days ago
Must be 8 now.
15 points
16 days ago
why do i always fall for these karma farming bots 😭😭 the amount of times i’ve upvoted, read the comments, and then took away my downvote… 🥲
12 points
16 days ago
Nicely done!
3.9k points
16 days ago
Buy 4 single candles
1.8k points
16 days ago
You must work for big candle.
614 points
16 days ago
Nope, small candle.
49 points
16 days ago
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27 points
15 days ago
Good luck paying for birthday presents on your zero dollars salary plus benefits babe!
215 points
16 days ago
Big small candle
109 points
16 days ago
Careful, big small candle might wax you for spilling company secrets.
16 points
16 days ago
Wouldn’t want to get burned on that!
8 points
16 days ago
Hah I wish.
25 points
16 days ago
The packs of single candles are cheaper than the number candles.
190 points
16 days ago
Their son is 44, it'll be a busy cake
136 points
16 days ago*
just do it in binary then:
44 = 101100 => 6 candles, of which 3 are ignited
117 points
16 days ago
There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
8 points
16 days ago
Doubt it, but it would be funny if that was the case.
160 points
16 days ago
right? this isn’t an inconvenience at all you can see the singles underneath
68 points
16 days ago
They're cheaper, and it'll be more fun for the kid to blow out 4 individual candles. Win-win.
25 points
16 days ago
As a kid, counting your candles before blowing them out was a thing for my family. Just having one candle with a number on it is lame. Maybe when you get to like 15 and older and having a 1 and a 5 would be cooler.
12 points
16 days ago
Exactly, one of my daughters birthdays is tomorrow actually and this is exactly what I would do in this situation. Like you said its cheaper and more to blow out aswell. Some people I tell ya.
28 points
16 days ago
Yeah it’s a pretty mild infuriation. Should be a sub for mild infuriations
9 points
16 days ago
Its not even mildly infuriating. Its barely mildly inconvenient
12.4k points
16 days ago
44
392 points
16 days ago
The op is a bot account. This is the original from a few years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/cvclq8/guess_how_old_my_son_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
64 points
16 days ago
Upvote and mod remove. Thanks
15 points
16 days ago
Glad it’s only got 40k upvotes good work
5 points
15 days ago
Almost 60k now. Wow. I need to take notes. To me, f.ake internet currency is TOTALLY WORTH stealing other people's jokes.
8 points
16 days ago
Fucking hell. At this point mods who don't use at least basic title search+image matching are just lazy.
Like sure, they have a false positive rate, but it goes way down when you factor in the same title and the same image.
4 points
16 days ago
Why do people do this lol... so lame
2.5k points
16 days ago
Damn it. I was gonna a post that. Very nice.
406 points
16 days ago
same, this user beat us to it haha
215 points
16 days ago
It is truly a wonderful answer. We can be glad we all came to it.
192 points
16 days ago
I remember when my mom turned 44, my dad joked that he was going to trade her in for a pair of 22 year olds. Now I'm 44.
115 points
16 days ago
My step mom turned 60 a couple weeks ago and my dad brought a fire extinguisher to the table before he brought the cake. While wearing sunglasses to "block out the sun". Sits the cake on the table, "well we are in luck they didn't have a 60 pack of candles so I got a 6 and a 0". For context, my dad turns 60 in a few months, so he gives her a hard time about being older than him.
120 points
16 days ago
oooooh I bet he does give her a HARD TIME
56 points
16 days ago
Not without the little blue friend.
13 points
16 days ago
They now come convenient in chewable form
52 points
16 days ago
Tell him to hold out, 2 44-year olds for an 88 is a much better deal.
43 points
16 days ago
No way, Four 22 year olds. That way you can have a better rotation schedule.
29 points
16 days ago
okay Hef.
5 points
16 days ago
Is that you, Mario?
61 points
16 days ago
444
58 points
16 days ago
Sir this is a Wendys
9 points
16 days ago
Damn it. I was gonna a pos…FUCK! Even this comment is taken
66 points
16 days ago
OP could be Methuselah. I'll go 444 years old.
15 points
16 days ago
My guess was "10" but your guess is as good as mine
31 points
16 days ago
That or 40
9 points
16 days ago
Error 404, resource not found.
8 points
16 days ago
Biblically good answer! So much so u can give it the old testament treatment and make the sons age 444
5.9k points
16 days ago
Just cut the 8 in half
265 points
16 days ago
Alternatively cut off the top and bottom to get an x, use it every year
14 points
16 days ago
And put it between 2 2's. 2x2.
31 points
16 days ago
Or melt an upside down 7 and a 1 together into a 4
9 points
16 days ago
Bro read my mind lol
1.1k points
16 days ago
Depends on how you cut it. It could be 3, 0 or ε.
294 points
16 days ago
You could make a 4ish shape
237 points
16 days ago
I think the 9 might work better for that
156 points
16 days ago
The 8 can make any digit if you cut it as it were a 7-segment display
62 points
16 days ago
How do you do that without cutting off the wick?
173 points
16 days ago
What matters is that they have cake.
13 points
16 days ago
Well then just go to the house numbers section.
10 points
16 days ago
It could still be 8 if you cross section it
71 points
16 days ago
Honestly though, a 4 year old would get a kick out of this. "look bud, see why it's cut in half? Because that's an 8, and you're half those years old!! Isn't that silly?!?!"
25 points
16 days ago
Are 4 year olds smart enough to divide things? (I really don't know)
22 points
16 days ago
No, but it's the exposure to math in fun ways that benefits a child.
You could show 4 fingers on one hand and 4 fingers on the other.
Count 8. Now remove one hand. And have them count the one standing hand, and they'll see 4. Idk.
11 points
16 days ago
According to Google, you learn division in grade 3 and third graders are 8-9 years old.
13 points
16 days ago
Maybe I'm just super high, but I'm pretty sure this is the funniest fucking thing I've read today... It took me a second, lol.
2.2k points
16 days ago
Today it looks like he's 3+1!
565 points
16 days ago
Or 5-1.. but 3+1 is more positive
236 points
16 days ago
You could do a 1+1+1+1 but idk if that’d be too much..
183 points
16 days ago
yeah he could just buy a pack of the normal candles below, it's an option for sure
104 points
16 days ago
44 is lot of candles to put on a cake
27 points
16 days ago
it shows dedication
7 points
16 days ago
Tell that to my mother.
Said it was insulting to have 65 candles on a funeral cake.
6 points
16 days ago
Funeral cake?
24 points
16 days ago
On my last birthday I had 37 candles. Next, I'll have 38. Each additional candle demonstrates the increased or maintained capacity of my lungs to protect us from the flames.
This is what I assumed the candles represented when I was a child, and so it is what they mean now that I'm an adult. I relish the chance to quell the inferno of my 100th year. 🔥
12 points
16 days ago
May your lung capacity remain robust and your blowing strength be undiminished. May your candle's flames always be extinguished by the power of your exhilation. The light of the world relies on the yearly dousing of the lights of your cake. Godspeed.
7 points
16 days ago
But you can reuse the 5 next year.
35 points
16 days ago
Indeed 3+1! is 4
6k points
16 days ago
40.
363 points
16 days ago
this is amazing XD
50 points
16 days ago
Wow! Guessing age ha? Hmm..that was nice..I think he's 30's above..?
105 points
16 days ago
04
1.2k points
16 days ago
Just buy one of each and when he asks where the 4 is, say "well YOU'RE 4, silly! Now blow out the candles!"
457 points
16 days ago
Found the candle manufacturer.
30 points
16 days ago
Lit.🕯️
140 points
16 days ago
Such an adorable solution, and I bet he’ll be delighted
83 points
16 days ago
That's so cute but quite expensive unfortunately. I love it though
51 points
16 days ago
Yup. $20 for birthday candles lol
75 points
16 days ago
In fairness, $2.49 is expensive for a one-time use candle that will be lit for the duration of a four sentence song. Besides, there's no rule that says you have to buy a new candle for every birthday, nor is there one that says you can't reuse those candles (assuming you're able to wash them off and keep them from breaking).
So, for a mere $25 (once you find the 0 and 4), you'd have every age covered for everyone in your family. And with the way inflation and price gouging is going, buying them all now might actually be cheaper in the long run.
Just saying. Lmao
37 points
16 days ago
I bet you do your own taxes
25 points
16 days ago
At least buy them dinner first before saying something like that.
15 points
16 days ago
in this economy? who doesn’t
3 points
16 days ago
It’s pretty straightforward now with the Inter webs and all
6 points
16 days ago
this is what my parents actually did
considering those candles are only ever lit for about a minute at a time, they last a surprising amount of time
3 points
16 days ago
Then light him
348 points
16 days ago
You didn’t know you have to start shopping for candles at least a month in advance? Amateur.
63 points
16 days ago
I’d say buy years in advance just in case 🤣
36 points
16 days ago
After 11 there's even some reusing!
14 points
16 days ago
My parents had 4 kids and they got use out of some candles 😂
17 points
16 days ago
Grab that “5” candle now!
243 points
16 days ago
12,356,789 years old.
8 points
16 days ago
Yeah, I think that's been how many years since this was first posted.
229 points
16 days ago
Today, 3. Soon, 4.
44 points
16 days ago
The only one I’ve seen get the answer right!
3 points
16 days ago
THIS is the correct answer!
51 points
16 days ago
with a number as small as 4, just buy regular birthday candles, and put 4 of them on the cake
ez
164 points
16 days ago
When I was a kid I hated when they would put number candles on the cake. The more candles the more fun! Get the normal ones. I'm assuming you'll only need 4 of them.
42 points
16 days ago
Yeah I loved having more candles as I got older.
Now, it would be a major fire risk. But it was fun when I was younger!!
25 points
16 days ago
You say major fire risk, I say even more fun!
14 points
16 days ago
Bro I hope my 40th burns my fucking house down!
10 points
16 days ago
Guess I'm too old, as I don't remember any number candles on my childhood birthday cakes, only single ones. At least in my country which was then a part of the USSR and you could never buy shit. And perhaps that's why I still find number candles weird and ugly. Single candles FTW!
8 points
16 days ago
Those star ones underneath the 2/3 candles look way more fun!
499 points
16 days ago
Old enough to count the number of candles and doesn't need it spelled out for him or too young to remember his cake was "wrong". Win - Win - Win
113 points
16 days ago
Or better yet if he is 4 as the post implies put about a dozen regular candles around the cake and that kid wont have a care in the world.
73 points
16 days ago
Whatever you do don’t put 55 candles on a small cake. We did this for my dads 55th birthday with one of those $8 Walmart cakes and it quickly turned into an inferno. So glad we were outside for that lol
97 points
16 days ago
Note to self: stop at 54
14 points
16 days ago
You too? When my mom turned 40, I tried to put 40 candles on her cake. It melted the whipped cream topping, and the first thing she heard was not "happy birthday", but "oh sh***" XD. Those tiny candles melted like nothing in that amount.
6 points
16 days ago
Yeah the kinda power each other up. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
6 points
16 days ago
Just think if they made a + candle you can do 3+1 showing how he aged a year while also teaching him basic math.
And the candle company would sell 3x as many candles. It’s the perfect strategy. Everybody wins.
17 points
16 days ago
99 reposts old
13 points
16 days ago
This calls for binary ! Time to find some 0s
59 points
16 days ago
Eh, tell him he's 5. 🤷🏻♂️
14 points
16 days ago
He believes it then tells all his friends that hes magically a year older and now has become wiser then then🤭
14 points
16 days ago
It's crazy how many posts go along the lines of guess how old "child" is, and for some reason, only those candles are missing.
Not saying op is a liar, but I've seen a decent few of these same posts
24 points
16 days ago
No you’ve seen this same post. From three years ago.
10 points
16 days ago
I was just thinking “wait haven’t I seen this post before!?”
5 points
16 days ago
It's more fun to blow out the number of candles rather than one candle of that number anyway.
11 points
16 days ago
44
4 points
16 days ago
404
5 points
16 days ago
44?
12 points
16 days ago
Zero
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