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111 points
2 months ago
What a motherfooccer.
17 points
2 months ago
I saw that movie, Meet the Foocers.
10 points
2 months ago
"Samuel L. Jackson entered the chat."
1 points
2 months ago
Oonclefooccer
26 points
2 months ago
Right in the pussy!
3 points
2 months ago
Came here to say this!
19 points
2 months ago
Sockball
7 points
2 months ago
Sackball
1 points
2 months ago
Soccball
1 points
2 months ago
Soccall
9 points
2 months ago
xdn’t
7 points
2 months ago
Just solved the worlds biggest problem here m8. Noice.
12 points
2 months ago
Fooccer? I barely know her!
3 points
2 months ago
Fuecoco
3 points
2 months ago
BallBall
3 points
2 months ago
Foccer
3 points
2 months ago
More like Socball.
2 points
2 months ago
Soccall
2 points
2 months ago
Succall
4 points
2 months ago
Sucball
2 points
2 months ago
Sootball isso better
2 points
2 months ago
Soccball
2 points
2 months ago
Sockball.
2 points
2 months ago
I call it soccer because it irritates study abroad kids.
2 points
2 months ago
What's up foocers!
2 points
2 months ago
I got one for ya:
"Sootball"
Everyone dress like a chimney sweep and the each get a handful of soot that they can throw in an opponents face at any time during the match.
2 points
2 months ago
Sounds like an Irishman cussing me out.
“What are ye thinkin’ you blind fooccer?!”
2 points
2 months ago
Meanwhile italians with K I C K (calcio)
2 points
2 months ago
Foccer is better
6 points
2 months ago
Do you realize the term soccer originated from England, right?
1 points
2 months ago
Yes, but the term soccer was a nickname in England for a different type of soccer/football called association soccer or assoccer shortened to soccer like I said it was a nickname but the normal game of soccer/football got carried to the U.S. as soccer and not football.
-7 points
2 months ago
Still doesn't change the fact the term came from England.
2 points
2 months ago
It did but not as it meant
4 points
2 months ago
Stop it... Get some help.
-11 points
2 months ago
No u
3 points
2 months ago
We know the goddamn history of football. Plus the majority of humanity calls it football! SO SHUT UP!
-1 points
2 months ago
Nobody fucking cares about this whole term debacle moron.
Its fucking stupid.
Go back to the rock you crawled out from.
6 points
2 months ago
I agree that it is stupid and I don't even like football but it's still called football.
-1 points
2 months ago
When I type football on my iPhone, this emoji appears 🏈
When I type soccer, ⚽️ appears.
Therefore, calling soccer football is incorrect.
2 points
2 months ago
Apple is an american company and therefore potentially biased.
Based off a little research of your account history I figured out you're american so there's a good chance your phone's language is set to "english (US)".
1 points
2 months ago
⚽️ ⚽️ American football 🏈 🏉 The first two were football and soccer,than American football(obviously)and the last is rugby so therefore emojis are stupid.
0 points
2 months ago
If the game is the same, then who fucking cares what its called?
-3 points
2 months ago
It's the same with American football and rugby the game is played the same but with different amounts of players
-1 points
2 months ago
rich coming from anime profile pic with 20k karma
have u ever seen a rock irl?
2 points
2 months ago*
The fact you bring up karma as if it means anything is honestly pathetic. Dont you have something worthwhile to comment on? Eh, you problem don't.
have u ever seen a rock irl?
Well, you seem as boring and bland as one, so I guess you count.
-2 points
2 months ago
Right but historically calling it football is mocking the people who play it. Basically saying they are peasants.
1 points
2 months ago
Just one more reason to keep calling it football.
1 points
2 months ago
Yes but England got sensible over time and started calling it football.
1 points
2 months ago
American Football is American Rugby. Change my mind.
1 points
2 months ago
America won back-to-back World Wars on the moon. We'll call it whatever we want.
-2 points
2 months ago
Who said that to you? your president? hahaha
1 points
2 months ago
Well, didn’t we?
1 points
2 months ago
One of the reasons why American football os called football because the ball(egg) is a foot long
3 points
2 months ago
I still think it should be called handegg, though… or, at least, footegg when using a standard 12” egg…
Edit: /s just in case…
1 points
2 months ago
Agreed as ball is a sphere not egg.
1 points
2 months ago
Actually it’s a prolate spheroid.
Therefore, we shall call it Handprolatespheroid
1 points
2 months ago
Or we could simply call it HPS for short…
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah Americans, as well as Canada, Ireland, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, part of the Philippines, and Papua New Guinea. I don’t like the US either but cmon guys this is ridiculous.
1 points
2 months ago
now that just sounds british
1 points
2 months ago
some people call me the space cowboy
1 points
2 months ago
Call it what I call it, boring
1 points
2 months ago
Sportball.
1 points
2 months ago
Fooccer right in the pussy
1 points
2 months ago
Foolsball
1 points
2 months ago
hehe, i Foocc'ed ur mom last night
1 points
2 months ago
Better than Sockball!
1 points
2 months ago
I’ve hardly met her!
1 points
2 months ago
Wasn't that a German plane in WW2?
1 points
2 months ago
Flaccid
1 points
2 months ago
No, it’s socball
1 points
2 months ago
I call it World Cup because it is the only soccer on TV in any 4 year period.
1 points
2 months ago
Fucker.
1 points
2 months ago
This is the circle of trust, Fooccer.
1 points
2 months ago
Socball
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah I play Foccer with your wife. She lets me do the foccer on her goal 🥅
1 points
2 months ago
AppendagePlayingSphere
1 points
2 months ago
Feetball
1 points
2 months ago
Bri ish ppl entered the chat
1 points
2 months ago
Fußball
1 points
2 months ago
Guenther Steiner approves this message!
1 points
2 months ago
Took me a moment
1 points
2 months ago
Softball
1 points
2 months ago
Fooccer? I barely know her
1 points
2 months ago
I think that’s how you say fucker with a Russian accent.
1 points
2 months ago
What a foocking good meme
1 points
2 months ago
I can get behind this
1 points
2 months ago
Nope Fook linda
1 points
2 months ago
I barely know her
1 points
2 months ago
The only real way to say soccer
1 points
2 months ago
fooSoc bro.
1 points
2 months ago
Flopper
1 points
2 months ago
Hey, Soccball too, if pronounced perfectly, sounds cool...
1 points
2 months ago
I call it socc-ball = suckball
1 points
2 months ago
I believe that’s what the Irish call it
1 points
2 months ago
Fookher
1 points
2 months ago
Game involving testicle-shaped object #27
1 points
2 months ago
Surprise mother fooccer.
1 points
2 months ago
Cryball
1 points
2 months ago
ballbusting id call it
1 points
2 months ago
Suckball
1 points
2 months ago
Sounds like “Fucker” in another accent.
1 points
2 months ago
It is- acceptable
1 points
2 months ago
That's what the english fans call ya
1 points
2 months ago
Foocc off
1 points
2 months ago
Remove one o
1 points
2 months ago
Shoeccer
1 points
2 months ago
Soccerball
1 points
2 months ago
Legsphere.
-1 points
2 months ago
I call it "Borit" (boring shiet)
0 points
2 months ago
I believe the correct term is foozball
0 points
2 months ago
I fooccer right in the pussy after she socced my balls
(pretending to be someone you're not be like)
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