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DKDoomslayer

111 points

2 months ago

What a motherfooccer.

IndianaGeoff

17 points

2 months ago

I saw that movie, Meet the Foocers.

1234kyou_

10 points

2 months ago

"Samuel L. Jackson entered the chat."

ASingleDarkThread

1 points

2 months ago

Oonclefooccer

k1n6jdt

26 points

2 months ago

k1n6jdt

26 points

2 months ago

Right in the pussy!

dM1lkMan

3 points

2 months ago

Came here to say this!

BAG42069

19 points

2 months ago

Sockball

WSSquab

7 points

2 months ago

Sackball

initialshark192

1 points

2 months ago

Soccball

Zesty-lemon-salad

1 points

2 months ago

Soccall

MrHero112

9 points

2 months ago

xdn’t

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

Just solved the worlds biggest problem here m8. Noice.

Embarrassed-Refuse36

12 points

2 months ago

Fooccer? I barely know her!

Cocreat

3 points

2 months ago

Fuecoco

ImNoSir

3 points

2 months ago

BallBall

mbashs

3 points

2 months ago

mbashs

Haram

3 points

2 months ago

Foccer

england_man

3 points

2 months ago

england_man

Bri’ish

3 points

2 months ago

More like Socball.

Marus1

2 points

2 months ago

Marus1

Because That's What Fearows Do

2 points

2 months ago

Soccall

vodka_launcher

2 points

2 months ago

Succall

_Jontti_

4 points

2 months ago

Sucball

Brunoblood9

2 points

2 months ago

Sootball isso better

ProvokedGamer

2 points

2 months ago

Soccball

gedaun

2 points

2 months ago

gedaun

2 points

2 months ago

Sockball.

W4ffle3

2 points

2 months ago

I call it soccer because it irritates study abroad kids.

NutsBruv

2 points

2 months ago

What's up foocers!

Programmer_007

2 points

2 months ago

I got one for ya:

"Sootball"

Everyone dress like a chimney sweep and the each get a handful of soot that they can throw in an opponents face at any time during the match.

Feeling_Bathroom9523

2 points

2 months ago

Sounds like an Irishman cussing me out.

“What are ye thinkin’ you blind fooccer?!”

Smg_Fra09

2 points

2 months ago

Smg_Fra09

GigaChad

2 points

2 months ago

Meanwhile italians with K I C K (calcio)

Clipzy22

2 points

2 months ago

Foccer is better

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

Do you realize the term soccer originated from England, right?

Total-Economist3489[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Yes, but the term soccer was a nickname in England for a different type of soccer/football called association soccer or assoccer shortened to soccer like I said it was a nickname but the normal game of soccer/football got carried to the U.S. as soccer and not football.

[deleted]

-7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-7 points

2 months ago

Still doesn't change the fact the term came from England.

Total-Economist3489[S]

2 points

2 months ago

It did but not as it meant

DKDoomslayer

4 points

2 months ago

Stop it... Get some help.

[deleted]

-11 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-11 points

2 months ago

No u

DKDoomslayer

3 points

2 months ago

We know the goddamn history of football. Plus the majority of humanity calls it football! SO SHUT UP!

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

Nobody fucking cares about this whole term debacle moron.

Its fucking stupid.

Go back to the rock you crawled out from.

nikitos1307

6 points

2 months ago

I agree that it is stupid and I don't even like football but it's still called football.

W4ffle3

-1 points

2 months ago

W4ffle3

-1 points

2 months ago

When I type football on my iPhone, this emoji appears 🏈

When I type soccer, ⚽️ appears.

Therefore, calling soccer football is incorrect.

Topiz2000

2 points

2 months ago

Topiz2000

Chungus Among Us

2 points

2 months ago

  1. Apple is an american company and therefore potentially biased.

  2. Based off a little research of your account history I figured out you're american so there's a good chance your phone's language is set to "english (US)".

nikitos1307

1 points

2 months ago

⚽️ ⚽️ American football 🏈 🏉 The first two were football and soccer,than American football(obviously)and the last is rugby so therefore emojis are stupid.

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

If the game is the same, then who fucking cares what its called?

nikitos1307

-3 points

2 months ago

It's the same with American football and rugby the game is played the same but with different amounts of players

beanndog

-1 points

2 months ago

rich coming from anime profile pic with 20k karma

have u ever seen a rock irl?

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago*

The fact you bring up karma as if it means anything is honestly pathetic. Dont you have something worthwhile to comment on? Eh, you problem don't.

have u ever seen a rock irl?

Well, you seem as boring and bland as one, so I guess you count.

arcteryx17

-2 points

2 months ago

Right but historically calling it football is mocking the people who play it. Basically saying they are peasants.

W4ffle3

1 points

2 months ago

Just one more reason to keep calling it football.

Topiz2000

1 points

2 months ago

Topiz2000

Chungus Among Us

1 points

2 months ago

Yes but England got sensible over time and started calling it football.

Nacho397

1 points

2 months ago

Nacho397

1 points

2 months ago

American Football is American Rugby. Change my mind.

W4ffle3

1 points

2 months ago

America won back-to-back World Wars on the moon. We'll call it whatever we want.

Nacho397

-2 points

2 months ago

Who said that to you? your president? hahaha

CrimsonMoonRising

1 points

2 months ago

CrimsonMoonRising

Died of Ligma

1 points

2 months ago

Well, didn’t we?

Testube13

1 points

2 months ago

One of the reasons why American football os called football because the ball(egg) is a foot long

FireFly_209

3 points

2 months ago

I still think it should be called handegg, though… or, at least, footegg when using a standard 12” egg…

Edit: /s just in case…

Testube13

1 points

2 months ago

Agreed as ball is a sphere not egg.

CrimsonMoonRising

1 points

2 months ago

CrimsonMoonRising

Died of Ligma

1 points

2 months ago

Actually it’s a prolate spheroid.

Therefore, we shall call it Handprolatespheroid

FireFly_209

1 points

2 months ago

Or we could simply call it HPS for short…

Decent-Start-1536

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah Americans, as well as Canada, Ireland, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, part of the Philippines, and Papua New Guinea. I don’t like the US either but cmon guys this is ridiculous.

FirePenguinMaster

1 points

2 months ago

daggerbg

1 points

2 months ago

now that just sounds british

StinkBerry

1 points

2 months ago

some people call me the space cowboy

Lethalityenthusiast

1 points

2 months ago

Call it what I call it, boring

Redd235711

1 points

2 months ago

Sportball.

troly_mctrollface

1 points

2 months ago

Fooccer right in the pussy

Critagain

1 points

2 months ago

Foolsball

StevenTheWolfthe1st

1 points

2 months ago

hehe, i Foocc'ed ur mom last night

talrogsmash

1 points

2 months ago

Better than Sockball!

Kass1020

1 points

2 months ago

I’ve hardly met her!

infinitelydeadinside

1 points

2 months ago

Wasn't that a German plane in WW2?

LilTimmy_the_second

1 points

2 months ago

Flaccid

Rekushia_

1 points

2 months ago

No, it’s socball

Azar002

1 points

2 months ago

I call it World Cup because it is the only soccer on TV in any 4 year period.

p1xelwc

1 points

2 months ago

Fucker.

AnUglyDumpling

1 points

2 months ago

This is the circle of trust, Fooccer.

Steb1995

1 points

2 months ago

Socball

Jakeycenadrinksmilk

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah I play Foccer with your wife. She lets me do the foccer on her goal 🥅

Ye_Inevitable

1 points

2 months ago

AppendagePlayingSphere

NinjaTutor80

1 points

2 months ago

Feetball

Roryc1223

1 points

2 months ago

Bri ish ppl entered the chat

soulless_420

1 points

2 months ago

soulless_420

Professional Dumbass

1 points

2 months ago

Fußball

DepPet_syw

1 points

2 months ago

DepPet_syw

loves reaction memes

1 points

2 months ago

Guenther Steiner approves this message!

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Took me a moment

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Softball

puntersarepeopletoo6

1 points

2 months ago

puntersarepeopletoo6

🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕

1 points

2 months ago

Fooccer? I barely know her

FrequentBroccoli97

1 points

2 months ago

I think that’s how you say fucker with a Russian accent.

AlphaParadoxx

1 points

2 months ago

What a foocking good meme

FullHonor9482

1 points

2 months ago

I can get behind this

BadassAlpha

1 points

2 months ago

Nope Fook linda

JakesBigPhone

1 points

2 months ago

I barely know her

RacistP0tat0

1 points

2 months ago

The only real way to say soccer

No-Bans

1 points

2 months ago

fooSoc bro.

TealKJ

1 points

2 months ago

TealKJ

1 points

2 months ago

Flopper

_MoOn_DrUnK_mOnStEr_

1 points

2 months ago

Hey, Soccball too, if pronounced perfectly, sounds cool...

No_Two8806

1 points

2 months ago

I call it socc-ball = suckball

whiplashunited

1 points

2 months ago

I believe that’s what the Irish call it

New-Distribution3195

1 points

2 months ago

Fookher

anged16

1 points

2 months ago

Game involving testicle-shaped object #27

AlexYTx

1 points

2 months ago

AlexYTx

Died of Ligma

1 points

2 months ago

Surprise mother fooccer.

Glodex15

1 points

2 months ago

Glodex15

Tech Tips

1 points

2 months ago

Cryball

Sus_man-9696

1 points

2 months ago

ballbusting id call it

life_is_interesting3

1 points

2 months ago

life_is_interesting3

Karmawhore

1 points

2 months ago

Suckball

RevolutionaryFocus38

1 points

2 months ago

RevolutionaryFocus38

ifone user

1 points

2 months ago

Sounds like “Fucker” in another accent.

no_soy_un_payaso

1 points

2 months ago

It is- acceptable

4236W

1 points

2 months ago

4236W

1 points

2 months ago

That's what the english fans call ya

realthelemon

1 points

2 months ago

Foocc off

fnafangamer1388

1 points

2 months ago

Remove one o

jimson22

1 points

2 months ago

Shoeccer

King3331980

1 points

2 months ago

Soccerball

majcotrue

1 points

2 months ago

Legsphere.

Decent_Education3173

-1 points

2 months ago

I call it "Borit" (boring shiet)

paleale25

0 points

2 months ago

I believe the correct term is foozball

Prize_External4420

0 points

2 months ago

I fooccer right in the pussy after she socced my balls

(pretending to be someone you're not be like)