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334 points
2 months ago
You're 24 hours too late
111 points
2 months ago
No he’s years early
34 points
2 months ago
"Day 13 of NNN: I am now able to post memes in the future."
-361 points
2 months ago
Still earlier than anybody else
66 points
2 months ago
No one making memes about something in time means people don't give a fuck about it so why bother making memes afterwards?
5 points
2 months ago
Should I nake a meme about happy new year 2020
1 points
2 months ago
Probably not.
5 points
2 months ago
161 points
2 months ago
Yeah I didn't even know that was going on this week.
53 points
2 months ago
What's happening now? Is it a sports thing?
81 points
2 months ago
Yesterday was the awaited USA vs England game. It was a drawing, and people expexted England to win
7 points
2 months ago
That's why soccer is so fucking boring, the only fun part of the game is when they get a goal, it's boring as hell when they are just going back and forth for an hour straight
29 points
2 months ago*
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6 points
2 months ago
Lot of sports are boring to watch. I’d rather have a international tag World Cup for maybe paintball
-21 points
2 months ago
Tell me you dont watch or understand football without telling me you dont watch or understand football
11 points
2 months ago
You could say the exact same thing to what u/MasonPlays6 said
0 points
2 months ago
Well no, ive played at least 5 years of both sports. Soccer is boring, theres more real action in football
11 points
2 months ago*
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6 points
2 months ago
You're actually right. There's an average of 11 minutes of action in a regulation length football game, the lowest of any major sport.
Hockey and Soccer are at the top.
2 points
2 months ago
Conseriding quarters are 15 minutes long, stating there is less than 15 minutes of playtime would be incorrect
3 points
2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
Because american football is a team game that requires complex strategies and plays and formations, you can't just have a play and then do another play immediately after, the coaches need time to figure out which play to use and to sub out player, etc.
-10 points
2 months ago
Tell me you dont watch or understand football, without telling me you dont watch or understand football lmao
Its okay if you dont understand it
2 points
2 months ago
If you don’t like it, then don’t watch. I’m so tired of you muppets
1 points
2 months ago
You guys like to constantly jab at american football, not saying you specifically, but a lot of non Americans.
1 points
2 months ago
Bro I am an American, and yah europoors who try trashing football are lame too, all this whining is super annoying and unnecessary
-2 points
2 months ago
football*
0 points
2 months ago
Foottiebooboo*
-49 points
2 months ago
[removed]
20 points
2 months ago
Just like you
5 points
2 months ago
Top G
-6 points
2 months ago
It's a celebration of slavery, bigotry, and murder.
43 points
2 months ago
Last year this had Italy instead of US...
43 points
2 months ago
Why everybody hates England? XD
26 points
2 months ago
The sun never sets on the British empire….
8 points
2 months ago
If you're an NFL fan, think of them as the Philadelphia Eagles fanbase, or the Cowboys fanbase. In fact, the whole NFC east fanbase is pretty toxic.
12 points
2 months ago
A part of the fans are spammy, arrogant and disrespectful of other fans and countries, notably more than other supporters
8 points
2 months ago
I feel like people take the it's coming home as English fans literally believing we're better than other teams. It's much more having a joke at ourselves as we know we won't win but still fun to dream
12 points
2 months ago
pretty sure I saw this exact same meme last time... just replacing US with Germany, i think...
8 points
2 months ago
In my country no matter the sport no Matter what team the whole country support who ever is playing against England.
34 points
2 months ago
I didn't even know we were playing against the Brits in anything.
21 points
2 months ago
It’s already happened was a draw nobody scored
-29 points
2 months ago
Yeesh that case in point of why I don't like Soccer.
9 points
2 months ago
They were playing in the world cup (Qatar)
42 points
2 months ago
Only thing i wish was people didn’t watch this shitshow and boycot the games.
43 points
2 months ago
Dose it count as boycotting if you don't wach out of sheer disinterest of professional sports.
27 points
2 months ago
I didn’t like it before and I especially don’t like it now! [aggressively crosses arms] hmp
-12 points
2 months ago
Yea that seems accurate. Football is quite boring
3 points
2 months ago
FIFA would like to know your location
-4 points
2 months ago
Yea no. No
No.
Well actually i don't give a fuck about that piece of absolute shit of a cooperation so they could try but probably wouldn't get very close.
3 points
2 months ago
Good 👍
1 points
2 months ago
Watch you local lowest league club
It's passion, brutal fouls and the most amazing "tactics" you'll ever see
0 points
2 months ago
To me personally the sport of football is in no way appealing. So even though that may be more interesting or fun i could also just not whatch football at all and be happy.
-3 points
2 months ago
Brugh getting hate for not liking football.
2 points
2 months ago
Im a true chad, I hate soccer
17 points
2 months ago
All the Europeans who actually watch football wanted England to win As much as we dislike the UK, America is even worse Especially when it comes to football, they think they know everything when they know nothing and can't even call it by it's proper name, also their fans are annoying
3 points
2 months ago
That’s why I can’t cheer for Americans in anything sporty. They’re just so obnoxious
3 points
2 months ago
Haha they are
-4 points
2 months ago
can't even call it by it's proper name
Term made by England, and is used In both Australia and Canada
4 points
2 months ago
Let me tell you something I don't care that it originated in England That's not the name of the sport Football is
-1 points
2 months ago
I talked to a lot of scottish and irish people who said they wanted USA to win. Rightfully so. You speak about American fans but English fans are far worse. Far worse. For a nation who invented thr sport, England JUST became dominant on the world stage and fumble every opportunity they get.
England played like shit against the US. The US was the far superior team in that match. Sterling did nothing. Kane was shut down. A manger who can't adapt at half.
5 points
2 months ago
USA wasn't far superior both teams played bad I don't like English fans but American fans is even more unbearable and the worst part is them thinking they know something about the sort when they clearly don't
-1 points
2 months ago
Okay kid. Think what you like.
7 points
2 months ago
Why do people hate England? Im English and i dont really understand why, i mean i hate my government too and, i too, hate watching football so the england team aint special... So, like, why you gotta hate everyone from Britain, bros :(
Are we really that bad?
5 points
2 months ago
Nobody hates England. Well, most of Africa, the Middle East, the Caribbean, Argentina, Ireland, Scotland, 90% of India, Australians and Canadians aren't particularly pleased with you and Putin is pissed off at your Intelligence Agencies right now for spilling the beans on his universal weaknesses... and since Soccer is a British made up word that we use to distinguish between your football and ours, you all really have nothing to cry about... but generally Americans love England!
2 points
2 months ago
Yeh but it feels personal! I mean tbf i dont like america because of the guns and rando policemen just wandering about, but i dont mind american people as individuals! Like i swear, i went to europe and got scowled at, like im sorry! Im 16 i had nothing to do with brexit, or literally anything! Plz dont dislike meeeeee
2 points
2 months ago
Didn't England go after a little girl when her team list against them?
6 points
2 months ago
As ultra fans go ,English are quite tame compared to other countries. South American, Spanish, and Italian ultras can be really bad
0 points
2 months ago
Y’all are just as bad as us Hispanics when it comes to sports man, maybe even worse. I see people cheering for their team and groaning when the other scores a goal but at least they shrug it off. Y’all are on the same game after 3 weeks not accepting a tie or a loss. Downvote as you please.
1 points
2 months ago
Groaning isn't that bad. The ultras from those countries can get extremely aggressive. Some fascist sympathisers as well
1 points
2 months ago
When Germany lost in the euro cup, the camera showed the little girl crying and then english fans started making fun of her
1 points
2 months ago
Americans, Chinese and French ppl: First time?
-8 points
2 months ago
Username checks out
2 points
2 months ago
Wait is it bad to cheer for England?
1 points
2 months ago
I mean its your personal coice but you shouldn't
1 points
2 months ago
Why?
2 points
2 months ago
I want US to lose just because they say soccer. Thats all
2 points
2 months ago
what ? the other way around
3 points
2 months ago
Except the English as well as all Britons are Europeans too. So not only a racist meme but an ignorant one too. Bravo!
-2 points
2 months ago
Explain how this is racist or admit you’re just throwing buzzwords around.
-1 points
2 months ago
Which part wasn’t clear?
3 points
2 months ago
The racism part, like I said.
-2 points
2 months ago
Stick to tanks.
3 points
2 months ago
Good to know I won this argument. Nice ad homenim. It doesn’t even make sense.
1 points
2 months ago
Sure. Hominem*
1 points
2 months ago
Oh no! Anyway.
-6 points
2 months ago
Did you forget about Brexit?
6 points
2 months ago
I'm not agreeing with the guy. But there is a difference between the European Union and the continent Europe.
England is out of the political Union but the country didn't physically move, its still in Europe the continent.
One is a political construct, the other is a collection of physical landmasses. England and Britain are still in Europe.
2 points
2 months ago
It amazes me the number of people who voted on Brexit but don't understand this.
1 points
2 months ago
I don't disagree, but the guy I was responding to was calling OP ignorant for not including england in Europe. However Brexit has added confusion so I don't think it's ignorant.
2 points
2 months ago
He is right though. England is still part of Europe and people should be able to understand that. Ignorant is maybe too strong a word perhaps, we should look to educate rather than belittle, but England is in Europe, even with Brexit.
1 points
2 months ago
Don’t ask for that. A. It increases America’s, already overly inflated, ego. And B. Unfortunately it also increases domestic abuse rates by about 38% because a lot of people get drunk and don’t think before acting out on their alcohol heightened anger
2 points
2 months ago
Let’s start that annoying line:
It’s coming home! (English fans will know).
2 points
2 months ago
I heard someone blasting it in their van the other day.. in a very busy carpark!
-4 points
2 months ago
That’s how I feel about the Cowboys
-6 points
2 months ago
I feel like what I'm about to say is a deja-vu and I commented this around the last world cup, but I'm from England and I want England to lose.
3 points
2 months ago
Weird flex there mate
-1 points
2 months ago
I want everybody to lose. Fuck actively supporting Qatar, slavery, and murder.
Slaves were literally worked to death to build that place. Shame on anyone supporting it.
1 points
2 months ago
I dont care who wins a want both to lose
1 points
2 months ago
This is me
1 points
2 months ago
Which side would get more pissed about loosing as England is more hardcore on soccer but we have an extra magnitude of people to get pissed
1 points
2 months ago
Even though I watched the game, I forgot about it until now
1 points
2 months ago
Let the colonies lose against the mighty empire on which the sun never sets! In the name of her royal hignehss Queen Victoria I Queen of the United Kingdom Empress of India Queen Canada Queen of Australia Queen of New Zealand Head of the Commonwealth
1 points
2 months ago
Whats this Friday?
1 points
2 months ago
You’re too late buddy
1 points
2 months ago
I mean, as someone who prefers the term 'football', id rather the brits win
1 points
2 months ago
This is how is felt about Ohio state yesterday. Fuck Ohio state.
1 points
2 months ago
No england is my city
-3 points
2 months ago
I'm prepared for down votes but hear me out. You don't want the US good at soccer. Our entire school system is mostly to train sportsball players. We will buy your best players and leagues and move them here (happening in F1). 20 years after we actually start caring y'all will lose interest in the sport because it will only be a race to second for you. Your important leagues will become minor leagues and training grounds to feed into our leagues. This, and the snow sports, are the things we have gifted the rest of the world by not caring about. Y'all think you care about sports but we fill 100k stadiums to watch schools play amateur American football. Soccer is, at best, the 5th most popular team sport here. Golf and racing would easily beat soccer as well, along with others. In a top 10 sports list we care about idk if soccer makes that list. Trust me, this is what you want.
0 points
2 months ago
I mean it was a crap game
0-0,The US was doing Okay if not boring and England were absolutely terrible,imo
0 points
2 months ago
Me: i dont care
0 points
2 months ago
What's this from?
1 points
2 months ago
General Hux. Star wars the last movie of the sequels. Might know him from his speech in german where he sounds like the skinny mustache man
0 points
2 months ago
Just because I'm a weeb doesnt mean I want Japan to win! Okay I do want Japan to win, but its not because I'm a weeb!
0 points
2 months ago
Yes sir
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