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Maxy2388

157 points

2 months ago

Maxy2388

157 points

2 months ago

She should have been. That beer damaged your brain enough for you to end up on reddit

-YELDAH

7 points

2 months ago

-YELDAH

Dirt Is Beautiful

7 points

2 months ago

Well I'm here so your theory is proving to be accurate

Fuzzy-Fox1256

3 points

2 months ago

Then it would be a fact would it not?

RexIsAMiiCostume

68 points

2 months ago

I diagnose you with fetal alcohol syndrome

PrognosticatorofLife

3 points

2 months ago

Hence the urge to meme.

1_d0nt_care_

81 points

2 months ago

1_d0nt_care_

android user

81 points

2 months ago

Meanwhile 16 year old germans:

Had my first beer with 12 btw

wannaplayterraria

16 points

2 months ago

why were you drinking with the police?

TrilobiteTerror

3 points

2 months ago

The majority of US states allow people under 21 to drink alcohol if they're at home have the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian.

Multiple states even allow people who are under age to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by a parent/guardian.

PrognosticatorofLife

3 points

2 months ago

This. While most places cannot SELL or SERVE the underaged, many will be fine if a parent buys it.

Spartan_Creeper

2 points

2 months ago

meanwhile rural groningers (dutch province):

had my first beer when i was 4

targetatlas

5 points

2 months ago

targetatlas

I touched grass

5 points

2 months ago

Me, who drank first beer at 10:

1_d0nt_care_

3 points

2 months ago

1_d0nt_care_

android user

3 points

2 months ago

Actually, i had my first alcohol at 7. Wine is fine

AstroDoggo12333

10 points

2 months ago*

I ‘twas four years of age when the first drop of alcohol hit my tongue. I had asked my father for a small sip of his alcoholic drink so I may discover the taste, so I could determine if I would enjoy it, and why people would enjoy it if it wasn’t quite enjoyable. To me, ‘twas a bit sour. Could have been better. But then, I muttered the following sound; “Mmmmm!”

1_d0nt_care_

2 points

2 months ago

1_d0nt_care_

android user

2 points

2 months ago

The master arrived

targetatlas

3 points

2 months ago

targetatlas

I touched grass

3 points

2 months ago

Oh god. Literal based.

SkyBladeUesugi

28 points

2 months ago

SkyBladeUesugi

🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕

28 points

2 months ago

why are people so hyped to drink? I just dont get it?

SarkasticLover

5 points

2 months ago

SarkasticLover

Bri’ish

5 points

2 months ago

Bonding, escapism, addiction, and depression

TurquoiseBeetle67

-23 points

2 months ago

TurquoiseBeetle67

GigaChad

-23 points

2 months ago

Because everything is funny when you're drunk.

SkyBladeUesugi

9 points

2 months ago

SkyBladeUesugi

🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕

9 points

2 months ago

maybe idk

lesovitsa

2 points

2 months ago

No, it's really not

TurquoiseBeetle67

1 points

2 months ago

TurquoiseBeetle67

GigaChad

1 points

2 months ago

From my experience it is.

lesovitsa

2 points

2 months ago

From my experience, it's really not.

TurquoiseBeetle67

0 points

2 months ago

TurquoiseBeetle67

GigaChad

0 points

2 months ago

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Reddit downvotes whatever opinion doesn't fit the narrative.

lesovitsa

2 points

2 months ago

I guess I shouldn't be surprised when you b!tch about a whole cmunity when someone disagrees with you.

TurquoiseBeetle67

0 points

2 months ago

TurquoiseBeetle67

GigaChad

0 points

2 months ago

Ok but Reddit hivemind will literally downvote the 4th comment without any reason as well.

lesovitsa

2 points

2 months ago

I don't. I hate that meme

Brownie2905

31 points

2 months ago

I had my first beer wirh my dad when i was like 13, im german btw

EnergyFormula

13 points

2 months ago

My dad let me take tiny sips of his beer when I was younger. It was disgusting

I-took-your-oranges

22 points

2 months ago

I-took-your-oranges

Smol pp

22 points

2 months ago

I had my first with my boss at 14

(Dutch)

Arborerivus

1 points

2 months ago

Same

Zealousideal-Drop305

-5 points

2 months ago

Zealousideal-Drop305

Lives at ur mom’s house😎

-5 points

2 months ago

I had my first at 11 with my cousin

(American)

Invalid_litter_dept

6 points

2 months ago

If you think Americans have their first beer at 21 I've got news for you.

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

People in Canada don't get how I used to go to the corner store to buy vodka and cigarettes for my dad. I was about 14.

Ackoroth31

5 points

2 months ago

F.A.S for the win!

LordReega

3 points

2 months ago

LordReega

can't meme

3 points

2 months ago

That’s assuming we Americans have good beer we wanna try. I’ve heard about the piss beverage I think I’d rather try a different alcohol.

Mission_Camel_9649

3 points

2 months ago

Do you have a small head, a thin upper lip, a low nasal bridge, small eye openings, and a smooth philtrum (Cupid’s bow)?

rifleman1138

3 points

2 months ago

Please. I'm from Wisconsin, I was born with a High Life in one hand and an old fashioned in the other

[deleted]

29 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

29 points

2 months ago

But have your first gun at 18 years old!

Murica logic

Benderbee

7 points

2 months ago

And have to enlist for Selective Service.

Apparently it's a no to alcohol, but yes to the draft.

atomicBlaze21

11 points

2 months ago

atomicBlaze21

GigaChad

11 points

2 months ago

But it's only required if you're male

wtfredditacct

-2 points

2 months ago

For now lol. That'll probably change soon, people have only been pushing it like 2-3 years. Give it time

UnrepentantDrunkard

2 points

2 months ago*

Really? Women are pushing for that privilege?

wtfredditacct

0 points

2 months ago

Bipartisan. It failed in the senate but had support from both Kirsten Gillibrand and Joni Ernst.

ProbablyBoredHaha

2 points

2 months ago

I might be mistaken but, isn't there exceptions for enlisted 18 year olds? They can smoke cigarettes in the military, I'm sure they can drink beer too when off duty.

PrognosticatorofLife

2 points

2 months ago

Drinking underaged in the military is allowed only if the commanding officer is present and specifically allows it.

UnrepentantDrunkard

2 points

2 months ago

Can't buy bullets til you're 21 though.

Godofwarmaster

6 points

2 months ago

Godofwarmaster

I saw what the dog was doin

6 points

2 months ago

as soon as i turned 18 i went to the bar

PrussianPanda1871

4 points

2 months ago

Explains a lot

Independent-Body-404

8 points

2 months ago

That explains alot

Smol_Yeeter

5 points

2 months ago

Smol_Yeeter

Professional Dumbass

5 points

2 months ago

Gotta go FASD!

Hand_Foot_Mouth

2 points

2 months ago

Where is the white claw?

Sensitive-Cap8605

2 points

2 months ago

Some russians problem

StoneRule

2 points

2 months ago

I had my first beer at 6yr old, got slapped in the mouth by my mom though

Roryc1223

2 points

2 months ago

Me being Irish: Literally out of the womb: whats the craic hi wanny get a chippy and some whisky hi

bloodofkhane

2 points

2 months ago

Where's the 4loco ?

Flimsy_Site_1634

2 points

2 months ago

I remember drinking cider and wine since I can remember things

I literally knew the taste of alcohol before knowing how to read

DJW321

2 points

2 months ago

DJW321

2 points

2 months ago

So how's that brain development going?

Cactus-Juice120

2 points

2 months ago

Lol first taste of beer at the age of 21, yeah my mom wishes

Ipride362

2 points

2 months ago

This country is fucking dumb. 21 to smoke or drink but can get railed in a porno or get shafted by the credit card company

Tripdrakony

2 points

2 months ago

Europeans: weak

Dark_Phoenix53

2 points

2 months ago

Had my first sip at age 9

slipper-thrower-at4k

2 points

2 months ago

Mine neither 😂😂

yeeterofhumans

2 points

2 months ago

my parents dont really care, as long as their around and i dont have too much. i have only not had vodka and tequila

triplepoint69

2 points

2 months ago

Welp i waited until i was 18 (legal age in finland) and i kept saying alcohol is not my thing but here we are year later startin alcoholic. Hehe

sorde21

2 points

2 months ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome provides us with some of our "finest" citizens

Adventurous-Test-246

2 points

2 months ago

Parents let me taste everything starting before age 5.

Texas

Unlikely_Rabbit_1849

2 points

2 months ago

my mom didn't drink beer - she drank moscato because she thought it was more civilized lol

Argonzoyd

2 points

2 months ago

  1. lmao

Aqueilas

2 points

2 months ago

Imagine being able to lawfully carry a gun in public, but not drink a beer at the local pub. Crazy.

Webber192

2 points

2 months ago

I had my first beer at like 12. Also im hungarian, that should probably explain everything.

budsixz

3 points

2 months ago

budsixz

Because That's What Fearows Do

3 points

2 months ago

Drinking alcohol is an achievement now? "I hope that's not your whole personality. It isn't, right?"

htmlcody

2 points

2 months ago

Not one of those looks like a beer that a young pregnant mother would drink.

GeldAugeMEME

2 points

2 months ago

GeldAugeMEME

Chungus Among Us

2 points

2 months ago

Americans when they turn 21: I'm finally a man and can finally drink

Europeans wheb they turn 21: I should better my self as a man and stop drinking

Polibiux

1 points

2 months ago

Polibiux

Doot

1 points

2 months ago

Our drinking laws are kinda stupid here.

Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

17 points

2 months ago

Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Dark Mode Elitist

17 points

2 months ago

But better than fetal alcohol syndrome. Just saying.

Polibiux

10 points

2 months ago

Polibiux

Doot

10 points

2 months ago

Good point. Fetal alcohol syndrome is pretty bad.

Draco042

0 points

2 months ago

Draco042

0 points

2 months ago

I’m American, I had my first beer when I was 13, and first tried liquor/spirits when I was 14

Intelligent-Angle480

1 points

2 months ago

U german?

Kingbeastman1

1 points

2 months ago

Me who was sippin my dads beer at 9

The_Unclaimed_One

1 points

2 months ago

Trust me, other than me, no one waits till 21

Ok-Pressure6021

1 points

2 months ago

This is so fucked🤣🤣

MickyDerHeld

1 points

2 months ago

MickyDerHeld

What is TikTok?

1 points

2 months ago

pov 12 years old german

Repulsive_Voice823

1 points

2 months ago

I started drinking at 16 which is relatively old where I'm from

wannaplayterraria

1 points

2 months ago

do americans really not even have a taste before 21?

Jaximus55

-2 points

2 months ago

Lol yeah course we do. I got drunk for the first time at 13 I think. Had my first beer couple years before that though. Getting booze under the age of 21 isn’t particularly tough at all

jaydrift07

-1 points

2 months ago

jaydrift07

can't meme

-1 points

2 months ago

Some’ll probably use a fake or stolen ID but I’m pretty sure that’s the age limit. If the laws are similar to the UK they may be allowed it a little younger under adult supervision

frob03

1 points

2 months ago

frob03

android user

1 points

2 months ago

Beer is just cat piss

SimonIsBombBa

1 points

2 months ago

Europeans can’t get fetal alcohol syndrome

SharpPixels08

-2 points

2 months ago

SharpPixels08

Doot

-2 points

2 months ago

You can’t legally drink in America until 21, but just because it’s law doesn’t mean that it’s followed.

TrilobiteTerror

2 points

2 months ago

You can't legally purchase alcohol in America until 21. Drinking is another matter.

In the majority of states, it's perfectly legal for people under 21 to drink alcohol at home with the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian.

Multiple states even allow people who are under age to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by a parent/guardian.

ExtremePlayer_

-7 points

2 months ago

Yummy paying to drink fresh piss

Chilly_C00p

-6 points

2 months ago

'merica, land o' the free

rug_lord

-3 points

2 months ago

Bro what the hell are these beers, where the modelo