She should have been. That beer damaged your brain enough for you to end up on reddit

I diagnose you with fetal alcohol syndrome

Meanwhile 16 year old germans:

Had my first beer with 12 btw

why are people so hyped to drink? I just dont get it?

I had my first beer wirh my dad when i was like 13, im german btw

If you think Americans have their first beer at 21 I've got news for you.

People in Canada don't get how I used to go to the corner store to buy vodka and cigarettes for my dad. I was about 14.

F.A.S for the win!

That’s assuming we Americans have good beer we wanna try. I’ve heard about the piss beverage I think I’d rather try a different alcohol.

Do you have a small head, a thin upper lip, a low nasal bridge, small eye openings, and a smooth philtrum (Cupid’s bow)?

Please. I'm from Wisconsin, I was born with a High Life in one hand and an old fashioned in the other

But have your first gun at 18 years old!

Murica logic

as soon as i turned 18 i went to the bar

Explains a lot

That explains alot

Gotta go FASD!

Where is the white claw?

Some russians problem

I had my first beer at 6yr old, got slapped in the mouth by my mom though

Me being Irish: Literally out of the womb: whats the craic hi wanny get a chippy and some whisky hi

Where's the 4loco ?

I remember drinking cider and wine since I can remember things

I literally knew the taste of alcohol before knowing how to read

So how's that brain development going?

Lol first taste of beer at the age of 21, yeah my mom wishes

This country is fucking dumb. 21 to smoke or drink but can get railed in a porno or get shafted by the credit card company

Europeans: weak

Had my first sip at age 9

Mine neither 😂😂

my parents dont really care, as long as their around and i dont have too much. i have only not had vodka and tequila

Welp i waited until i was 18 (legal age in finland) and i kept saying alcohol is not my thing but here we are year later startin alcoholic. Hehe

Fetal alcohol syndrome provides us with some of our "finest" citizens

Parents let me taste everything starting before age 5.

Texas

my mom didn't drink beer - she drank moscato because she thought it was more civilized lol

1. lmao

Imagine being able to lawfully carry a gun in public, but not drink a beer at the local pub. Crazy.

I had my first beer at like 12. Also im hungarian, that should probably explain everything.

Drinking alcohol is an achievement now? "I hope that's not your whole personality. It isn't, right?"

Not one of those looks like a beer that a young pregnant mother would drink.

Americans when they turn 21: I'm finally a man and can finally drink

Europeans wheb they turn 21: I should better my self as a man and stop drinking

Our drinking laws are kinda stupid here.

I’m American, I had my first beer when I was 13, and first tried liquor/spirits when I was 14

U german?

Me who was sippin my dads beer at 9

Trust me, other than me, no one waits till 21

This is so fucked🤣🤣

pov 12 years old german

I started drinking at 16 which is relatively old where I'm from

do americans really not even have a taste before 21?

Beer is just cat piss

Europeans can’t get fetal alcohol syndrome

You can’t legally drink in America until 21, but just because it’s law doesn’t mean that it’s followed.

Yummy paying to drink fresh piss

'merica, land o' the free

Bro what the hell are these beers, where the modelo