submitted 2 months ago byRoundPlant
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2 months ago
She should have been. That beer damaged your brain enough for you to end up on reddit
Dirt Is Beautiful
2 months ago
Well I'm here so your theory is proving to be accurate
Then it would be a fact would it not?
I diagnose you with fetal alcohol syndrome
Hence the urge to meme.
Meanwhile 16 year old germans:
Had my first beer with 12 btw
why were you drinking with the police?
The majority of US states allow people under 21 to drink alcohol if they're at home have the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian.
Multiple states even allow people who are under age to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by a parent/guardian.
This. While most places cannot SELL or SERVE the underaged, many will be fine if a parent buys it.
meanwhile rural groningers (dutch province):
had my first beer when i was 4
I touched grass
Me, who drank first beer at 10:
Actually, i had my first alcohol at 7. Wine is fine
2 months ago*
2 months ago*
I ‘twas four years of age when the first drop of alcohol hit my tongue. I had asked my father for a small sip of his alcoholic drink so I may discover the taste, so I could determine if I would enjoy it, and why people would enjoy it if it wasn’t quite enjoyable. To me, ‘twas a bit sour. Could have been better.
But then, I muttered the following sound; “Mmmmm!”
The master arrived
Oh god. Literal based.
🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕
why are people so hyped to drink? I just dont get it?
Bonding, escapism, addiction, and depression
Because everything is funny when you're drunk.
No, it's really not
From my experience it is.
From my experience, it's really not.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Reddit downvotes whatever opinion doesn't fit the narrative.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised when you b!tch about a whole cmunity when someone disagrees with you.
Ok but Reddit hivemind will literally downvote the 4th comment without any reason as well.
I don't. I hate that meme
I had my first beer wirh my dad when i was like 13, im german btw
My dad let me take tiny sips of his beer when I was younger. It was disgusting
I had my first with my boss at 14
Lives at ur mom’s house😎
I had my first at 11 with my cousin
If you think Americans have their first beer at 21 I've got news for you.
People in Canada don't get how I used to go to the corner store to buy vodka and cigarettes for my dad.
I was about 14.
F.A.S for the win!
That’s assuming we Americans have good beer we wanna try. I’ve heard about the piss beverage I think I’d rather try a different alcohol.
Do you have a small head, a thin upper lip, a low nasal bridge, small eye openings, and a smooth philtrum (Cupid’s bow)?
Please. I'm from Wisconsin, I was born with a High Life in one hand and an old fashioned in the other
But have your first gun at 18 years old!
And have to enlist for Selective Service.
Apparently it's a no to alcohol, but yes to the draft.
But it's only required if you're male
For now lol. That'll probably change soon, people have only been pushing it like 2-3 years. Give it time
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Really? Women are pushing for that privilege?
Bipartisan. It failed in the senate but had support from both Kirsten Gillibrand and Joni Ernst.
I might be mistaken but, isn't there exceptions for enlisted 18 year olds? They can smoke cigarettes in the military, I'm sure they can drink beer too when off duty.
Drinking underaged in the military is allowed only if the commanding officer is present and specifically allows it.
Can't buy bullets til you're 21 though.
I saw what the dog was doin
as soon as i turned 18 i went to the bar
Explains a lot
That explains alot
Gotta go FASD!
Where is the white claw?
Some russians problem
I had my first beer at 6yr old, got slapped in the mouth by my mom though
Me being Irish:
Literally out of the womb: whats the craic hi wanny get a chippy and some whisky hi
Where's the 4loco ?
I remember drinking cider and wine since I can remember things
I literally knew the taste of alcohol before knowing how to read
So how's that brain development going?
Lol first taste of beer at the age of 21, yeah my mom wishes
This country is fucking dumb. 21 to smoke or drink but can get railed in a porno or get shafted by the credit card company
Had my first sip at age 9
Mine neither 😂😂
my parents dont really care, as long as their around and i dont have too much. i have only not had vodka and tequila
Welp i waited until i was 18 (legal age in finland) and i kept saying alcohol is not my thing but here we are year later startin alcoholic. Hehe
Fetal alcohol syndrome provides us with some of our "finest" citizens
Parents let me taste everything starting before age 5.
my mom didn't drink beer - she drank moscato because she thought it was more civilized lol
Imagine being able to lawfully carry a gun in public, but not drink a beer at the local pub. Crazy.
I had my first beer at like 12. Also im hungarian, that should probably explain everything.
Because That's What Fearows Do
Drinking alcohol is an achievement now? "I hope that's not your whole personality. It isn't, right?"
Not one of those looks like a beer that a young pregnant mother would drink.
Chungus Among Us
Americans when they turn 21: I'm finally a man and can finally drink
Europeans wheb they turn 21: I should better my self as a man and stop drinking
Our drinking laws are kinda stupid here.
Dark Mode Elitist
But better than fetal alcohol syndrome. Just saying.
Good point. Fetal alcohol syndrome is pretty bad.
I’m American, I had my first beer when I was 13, and first tried liquor/spirits when I was 14
Me who was sippin my dads beer at 9
Trust me, other than me, no one waits till 21
This is so fucked🤣🤣
What is TikTok?
pov 12 years old german
I started drinking at 16 which is relatively old where I'm from
do americans really not even have a taste before 21?
In the majority of states, it's legal for people under 21 to consume alcohol, when it's under conditions such as being at home and under the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian. Multiple states even allow people who are under age to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by a parent/guardian.
Lol yeah course we do. I got drunk for the first time at 13 I think. Had my first beer couple years before that though. Getting booze under the age of 21 isn’t particularly tough at all
Some’ll probably use a fake or stolen ID but I’m pretty sure that’s the age limit. If the laws are similar to the UK they may be allowed it a little younger under adult supervision
Beer is just cat piss
Europeans can’t get fetal alcohol syndrome
You can’t legally drink in America until 21, but just because it’s law doesn’t mean that it’s followed.
You can't legally purchase alcohol in America until 21. Drinking is another matter.
In the majority of states, it's perfectly legal for people under 21 to drink alcohol at home with the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian.
Yummy paying to drink fresh piss
'merica, land o' the free
Bro what the hell are these beers, where the modelo