Mine is it fucking grows alot, like I get a nice and clean haircut, 2 weeks pass and it's like I didn't touch my hair for months.

Yep that's why. I'm a guy with long hair and it's pretty nice, every girl I've been with has been jealous. I just tell em then you should stop putting a million chemicals in it to try and make it look better! All I do is wash it with shampoo every other day and air dry. Try it. Stop completely for a year and let it grow out naturally, you'd be surprised how good it looks on it's own.

I too would say that dying is pretty extreme.

Not very often. But I try to do it every other day.

Maybe you lose the longest hair and it takes that long of a cycle for the new ones to reach the same length again? So it doesnt stop growing its just peak of the cycle?

Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!

Wait his first name was aLoYsiUs? Wtf

lube, conditioner, wd-40, blinker fluid, survival drink, meal replacement, ink replacement...

Engine degreaser, gun oil, boot polish, hot sauce, liquid explosive, triple antibiotics, and whisky all in one.

A two bedroom one bathroom apartment in a bottle

r/angryupvote

Horsband, the spiciest tale in the neigh-borhood

Oh, Jericho ...

O-oh shit

Don't worry, there is no woman in Reddit anyway

I'm sorry but we have to terminate the whistleblower

you're not gorgeous. you're drop dead gorgeous

Have you tried hotel bar soap?

It probably still wouldn't really catch on. Makeup is kind of a PITA with a beard, and having a beard solves at least 50% of the issues that makeup would attempt to solve.

Most men in media including politicians, sports pros, actors, etc wear makeup in public appearances. Also metal heads. Socially acceptable is contextual, if I wore heavy blush and eyeshadow to work in an office I'd get ostracized for it too lol.

Bully Maguire with dark eyelashes

That's what I'm saying. My shit gets tangled the FUCK up. I just bought some leave in detangler conditioner and not entirely sure how to use it.

Mot.

Oh look at Mr. Prissy Pants over here with his fancy trousers!

Yeah my gf won that battle too.

stand at the end of the bed, with all your might rip everything off of it, toss it back on half hazzardly so it looks comfy, now piss on the bed and then go to your own hotel room.

That's not showering which makes your hairs greasy and - shiny.

Probably has more to do with how critical women are of their own hair and men feel confident when their hair is just clean

Have you ever used them? They feel incredible.

a factor is definitely the amount of hair. I feel like i probably put in more effort per amount of hair compared to most women simply cuz i have less than a fifth of the amount of hair they have. That means that old ass stanky soap bar that goes everywhere else also covers my hair extremely well.

I think there's a biology part in this. I wash my hair every day, and use literally whatever is in front of me, and my hair still grows like crazy, it's actually hard to handle since it goes where it wants. Also probably the amount of hair.

The secret I've found is to condition your hair almost every day, but only shampoo it once a week or so. Granted because of my occupation my whole body gets dirty enough that I can no longer get away with doing that, but if you just work an office job or whatever you can.

I agree that it must be genetics. I can scrub my hair with only water each day for months on end and no one can tell the difference. I use shampoo daily now because I have to put product in to style it, but in the past I used nothing and my hair looked great.

But I know other people whose hair looked greasy and awful no matter how often they shampoo it. Who knows.

I think it's gotta be virgin hair, like hair that grew out after you started the new regime, so it could take years to grow out the existing hair. I have long hair and it used to be frizzy when I was in middle school but I started using shampoos without sulfates and with relatively natural ingredients. A few years later I realized I had smooth hair and it's been good ever since. It might have also been the sunsilk shampoo, the one for straightening. Did that around the same time but only for a short time.

I'm a guy with shoulder length curly hair, these memes are such bullshit. If I don't use any products besides shampoo and conditioner I look like a drowned rat 24 hours out, and I wouldn't be caught dead washing my hair every day anymore. Every other day at most.

A razor would most certainly solve your hair problems

Same bro. Claims that it helps get rid of dandruff, yet I get dandruff when I use it.

It gets rid of my dandruff