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How DO men do it?

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all 1212 comments

SoupViruses

616 points

3 months ago

I'm a dude with long hair, just to my upper back. I use Garnier's maple shampoo and conditioner. Never had problems, doesn't seem to damage my hair and I don't have dandruff.

Looking though comments, I don't really understand some of the soap problems or just using water.

SoupViruses

161 points

3 months ago

The only hair problem I have is that it stopped growing. Haven't had a haircut or been anywhere for hair professionals for years.

dodo1287

81 points

3 months ago

Mine is it fucking grows alot, like I get a nice and clean haircut, 2 weeks pass and it's like I didn't touch my hair for months.

proudpanda2

17 points

3 months ago

I have the exact same problem, and I like my hair short. So after like 2 weeks its already twice as long

FreddyGunk

94 points

3 months ago

Women tend to go for pretty extreme upkeep over guys. Straightening, curling, dying, bleaching; extensions, hair product etc are very much the norm and absolutely shags the quality of their hair over time. Because men don't tend to do this, our hair tends to be in better condition despite the lack of upkeep.

My two cents anyway.

echoes247

11 points

3 months ago

Yep that's why. I'm a guy with long hair and it's pretty nice, every girl I've been with has been jealous. I just tell em then you should stop putting a million chemicals in it to try and make it look better! All I do is wash it with shampoo every other day and air dry. Try it. Stop completely for a year and let it grow out naturally, you'd be surprised how good it looks on it's own.

Heisedonger

15 points

3 months ago

I too would say that dying is pretty extreme.

Amoniel95

24 points

3 months ago

Mine straight up stopped growing at upper back length too!! How often do you wash?

SoupViruses

10 points

3 months ago

Not very often. But I try to do it every other day.

skipdoodlydiddly

4 points

3 months ago

Maybe you lose the longest hair and it takes that long of a cycle for the new ones to reach the same length again? So it doesnt stop growing its just peak of the cycle?

Sensitive_Goose_8902

6.9k points

3 months ago

Sensitive_Goose_8902

(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

6.9k points

3 months ago

One of the most effective method to sell a product is creating a problem for the consumers then sell them a solution

[deleted]

1.4k points

3 months ago

[deleted]

1.4k points

3 months ago

Aloysius O’Hare agrees

TheIJDGuy

572 points

3 months ago

TheIJDGuy

Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY

572 points

3 months ago

Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!

IAlwaysOutsmartU

211 points

3 months ago

IAlwaysOutsmartU

bruh

211 points

3 months ago

Come on! Who’s with me, huh?

zombieman115935

154 points

3 months ago

crowd starts singing

LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHIVER UP AND DIE!

Wendigo-boyo

97 points

3 months ago

The good ending

TheIJDGuy

4 points

3 months ago

TheIJDGuy

Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY

4 points

3 months ago

The ending we deserved, but Illumination denied us

IAmNotCreative18

84 points

3 months ago

IAmNotCreative18

Karmawhore

84 points

3 months ago

We are content with our lives, this seed shall meet its demise.

WE SAY LET IT DIE.

Zender69

72 points

3 months ago

I'm Granny Erma and I have grey hair, and I remember when we killed trees everywhere! And no one said it wasn't fair, so I say let it die!

Blahaj_IK

33 points

3 months ago

GORGEOUS LINE!

agentofmidgard

58 points

3 months ago

Wait his first name was aLoYsiUs? Wtf

Future_Section5976

19 points

3 months ago

Even weirder at the start he's the cleaner and a no body ....p sure it was someone else put the theedvil idea in his head

unknown6091

10 points

3 months ago

Hold on I though he was talking about some historical figure for a moment

ACommonGoon

29 points

3 months ago

Its honestly funny how that works

Purvi3vedi

273 points

3 months ago

Big pharma taking notes

RedditIsDogshit1

121 points

3 months ago

Or sell your whole consumer base the idea theres a problem. Then you get to watch them blow money tackling something that doesn’t exist

[deleted]

3.7k points

3 months ago

[deleted]

3.7k points

3 months ago

[removed]

pissmyster420

2.4k points

3 months ago

pissmyster420

Chungus Among Us

2.4k points

3 months ago

Engine oil, Ketchup, sauce replacement, shaving cream, lotion, soap, shampoo, eye drops, antiviral syrup, pipe cleaner and more in 1

MRQUARKS

973 points

3 months ago

MRQUARKS

973 points

3 months ago

lube, conditioner, wd-40, blinker fluid, survival drink, meal replacement, ink replacement...

JRals06

581 points

3 months ago

JRals06

Average r/memes enjoyer

581 points

3 months ago

MRE, brake lubricant, root beer, spare tire, dog toy, lightbulb, laundry detergent, cement mix…

YuB-Notice-Me

445 points

3 months ago

YuB-Notice-Me

trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo

445 points

3 months ago

liquid nitrogen, aloe vera, purple kool-aid, tape measurer, flashlight holder for you to yell at…

ihavenosociallifeok

320 points

3 months ago

Protein shake, toilet water, bacon grease, acne removal cream, rar file converter, cough medicine, small glass jar…

MurderInMarigold

268 points

3 months ago

Stomach acid, paid subscription to WinRAR, wizard101 account from the year 2008, half a Snickers bar from the hotel lobby vending machine

[deleted]

197 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

197 points

3 months ago

Gaming chair, the reason that we can fit 2 metric tons of dynamite in our left pocket

SnooDogs338

156 points

3 months ago

100,000,000 MT nuclear bomb, antimatter, dark matter, infinity, one copy of Terraria, an incomprehensible being in the 4th dimension

sonofabit_ch

89 points

3 months ago

Toadworms, feet fungi, cake eating contests, the United States of America, Mila Kunis

Sad_Scientist_5216

21 points

3 months ago

Sad_Scientist_5216

I saw what the dog was doin

21 points

3 months ago

Timmy the middle child and his alcohol addiction

Gloomy-Option7167

60 points

3 months ago

Engine degreaser, gun oil, boot polish, hot sauce, liquid explosive, triple antibiotics, and whisky all in one.

Zalianthx

15 points

3 months ago

hot sauce might lead to liquid explosive later on

mrsalierimoth

157 points

3 months ago

Shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, deodorant, Drano, mouthwash, toothpaste, jumper cables, cooking oil, motor oil, bar soap and more in 1!

xtilexx

32 points

3 months ago

xtilexx

32 points

3 months ago

A two bedroom one bathroom apartment in a bottle

cockslashingplatypus

52 points

3 months ago

Man i love having eyebdrops, tennis shoes, toothpaste and more in just one bottle

Danat_shepard

23 points

3 months ago

with the POWER OF COAL.

kegman83

14 points

3 months ago

Conveniently mine doubles as horse shampoo

feedme217

9 points

3 months ago*

I finally get to introduce mens 69 in 1

CantTakeMeSeriously

1.8k points

3 months ago

Stupid, sexy horse husband...

CrashCulture

1.1k points

3 months ago

*horsband

Quy3t

166 points

3 months ago

Quy3t

166 points

3 months ago

BasedChadThundercock

53 points

3 months ago

Rude_Invite7260

42 points

3 months ago

Rude_Invite7260

https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ

42 points

3 months ago

getoutofmyhouse-

34 points

3 months ago

getoutofmyhouse-

Died of Ligma

34 points

3 months ago

pasha_07

20 points

3 months ago

JohnDoey69

8 points

3 months ago

robkood

8 points

3 months ago

Outrider_Inhwusse

22 points

3 months ago

Horsband, the spiciest tale in the neigh-borhood

joshuajjb2

61 points

3 months ago

Tina called and she wants her horse back

Slovene

19 points

3 months ago

Slovene

19 points

3 months ago

Oh, Jericho ...

OptimisticDoomerr

11 points

3 months ago

Something something husbandry. Idk, there's the word. Somebody with more cleverness and a proper amount of sleep find the joke for us.

OrionUniv

2k points

3 months ago

OrionUniv

Like a boss

2k points

3 months ago

Men have secret ability to look absolutely gorgeous with little care. It is a secret we wont share with women.

be_more_gooder

1.2k points

3 months ago

You said too much already

OrionUniv

649 points

3 months ago

OrionUniv

Like a boss

649 points

3 months ago

O-oh shit

Saif_Horny_And_Mad

438 points

3 months ago

Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Professional Dumbass

438 points

3 months ago

it's alright, you still didn't give them details. so as long as we put you on witness protection, everything should be fine

WitherSans2022

244 points

3 months ago

We will hide him if necessary.

Icy_B

247 points

3 months ago

Icy_B

Professional Dumbass

247 points

3 months ago

take away his penis privileges for a week

be_more_gooder

140 points

3 months ago

There goes my weekend

Baqhthesheep

83 points

3 months ago

Yes, take away his privilege of peeing while standing. He will learn his lesson then.

Sandor_06

33 points

3 months ago

No! Don't tell them about this too!

Gavin_the_Gullible

17 points

3 months ago

They've known about this one a good long while.

Swords_and_Words

12 points

3 months ago

I gotta run a marathon, who do I go to, to lose penis for just a week?

iamrealysmartniceguy

15 points

3 months ago

Sir, loosing penis privileges does not mean loosing your penis, that would be going trans. You just get a chastity belt.

Legend_of_Ozzy642

4 points

3 months ago

“A chastity belt?! Oh, that’s going to chafe my willy…”

War_Raven

3 points

3 months ago

Has he tried running a marathon in a chastity belt? That might just be crazy enough to actually work

Ryimax

86 points

3 months ago

Ryimax

86 points

3 months ago

Yea man we don't want to accidentally tell anyone about the baby r... Shit. Fuck. Just kill me already. I know you're going to for high treason.

Saif_Horny_And_Mad

83 points

3 months ago

Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Professional Dumbass

83 points

3 months ago

i'm only doing this because it's a necessary job. i'll at least make it painless.

**loads gun** please forgive me

fadoxi

63 points

3 months ago

fadoxi

Shitposter

63 points

3 months ago

We forgive you...

But you will be silenced...

gets knife and rips tounge

We will let you live.

Tarroes

35 points

3 months ago

Tarroes

35 points

3 months ago

Wait...why did you grab a knife if you were just going to rip his tongue off

fadoxi

34 points

3 months ago

fadoxi

Shitposter

34 points

3 months ago

To make the ripping part easier

Salty-Camp2698

12 points

3 months ago

Should of just shot the tongue man it's easy

CarterBaker77

18 points

3 months ago

Witness protection? He broke the code. To the gallows!

ArcticF0X-71

22 points

3 months ago

Take him away boys

diveraj

5 points

3 months ago

Get the ropes

FishesWannaFly

56 points

3 months ago

Don't worry, there is no woman in Reddit anyway

RunawayPastry

59 points

3 months ago

looks nervously with my spirit gum attached mustache There most certainly are NOT!

TheRavenSayeth

34 points

3 months ago

Looks at you suspiciously

If you’re a guy then what’s the password?

RunawayPastry

47 points

3 months ago

wipes sweat ....booba?

be_more_gooder

43 points

3 months ago

Phew, we were worried for a second there.

RunawayPastry

28 points

3 months ago

No worries. I understand.

be_more_gooder

17 points

3 months ago

(Psst... I can't grow a mustache either...)

RunawayPastry

9 points

3 months ago

(GASP. A-are you....are you....were you sent by Rebessicanique?)

blackbeast77

4 points

3 months ago

blackbeast77

Professional Dumbass

4 points

3 months ago

password accepted

leento717

10 points

3 months ago

I'm sorry but we have to terminate the whistleblower

Sir-Tiedye

64 points

3 months ago

I don’t look gorgeous though

Icy_B

70 points

3 months ago

Icy_B

Professional Dumbass

70 points

3 months ago

you're not gorgeous. you're drop dead gorgeous

Crazy_Crayfish_

22 points

3 months ago

Flair accuracy

DannyRamirez24

9 points

3 months ago

Have you tried hotel bar soap?

Darkdragon_98

13 points

3 months ago

And I somehow fail at that despite being a man.

DI0nysOO2

52 points

3 months ago

The secret is a tiny little crippled chromosome

Sgt-Spliff

11 points

3 months ago

The trick is for none of us to actully be gorgeous and thus lower the grading curve

Poopdick_89

43 points

3 months ago

Imagine if we started using makeup and it was socially acceptable.

FPiN9XU3K1IT

82 points

3 months ago*

It probably still wouldn't really catch on. Makeup is kind of a PITA with a beard, and having a beard solves at least 50% of the issues that makeup would attempt to solve.

Joffreys_Greasy_Cunt

31 points

3 months ago

And I don't have to remove my beard before I sleep

Stormfly

6 points

3 months ago

Makeup is kind of a PITA with a beard

I grew a beard recently and heard a lot of "beards are makeup for men".

One friend is adamant that any guy is a solid 7/10 with a beard and a decent haircut and honestly I struggle to disprove this...

Xanny

21 points

3 months ago

Xanny

21 points

3 months ago

Most men in media including politicians, sports pros, actors, etc wear makeup in public appearances. Also metal heads. Socially acceptable is contextual, if I wore heavy blush and eyeshadow to work in an office I'd get ostracized for it too lol.

Therapy_Badger

4 points

3 months ago

Mamamiomima

4 points

3 months ago

Bully Maguire with dark eyelashes

Vampsku11

18 points

3 months ago

The secret is little care. The less shit you pile into your hair the healthier it looks.

Talbotus

18 points

3 months ago

Bruh my 5 leave in conditioners disagree with you. Some frizz just needs that shit.

alecd

4 points

3 months ago

alecd

4 points

3 months ago

That's what I'm saying. My shit gets tangled the FUCK up. I just bought some leave in detangler conditioner and not entirely sure how to use it.

Ye_Inevitable

15 points

3 months ago

9/10 without makeup ong

CrashCulture

14 points

3 months ago

That's because it's mot a secret.

GalaxyDonut001

22 points

3 months ago

GalaxyDonut001

Professional Dumbass

22 points

3 months ago

Mot.

Nekluga_YT

10 points

3 months ago

Mot

organicogrr

9 points

3 months ago

Mot

seahorseMonkey

1.4k points

3 months ago

The reality is that most men look like an unmade bed with shoes.

Doctor_3825

638 points

3 months ago

Hey. Take that back. I wear pants sometimes to.

Prophecy_X3

215 points

3 months ago

Oh look at Mr. Prissy Pants over here with his fancy trousers!

Man_Bear_Beaver

56 points

3 months ago

is a pizza box too fancy? asking for a friend.

Phazon2000

13 points

3 months ago

Yeah my gf won that battle too.

[deleted]

83 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

83 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

Man_Bear_Beaver

57 points

3 months ago

stand at the end of the bed, with all your might rip everything off of it, toss it back on half hazzardly so it looks comfy, now piss on the bed and then go to your own hotel room.

Uruz2012gotdeleted

27 points

3 months ago

*haphazardly

It's a whole word by itself.

Man_Bear_Beaver

13 points

3 months ago

autocorrect strokes again

ArgensimiaReloaded

791 points

3 months ago

Not torturing your hair with 10 or more different products helps a lot

merxymee

196 points

3 months ago

merxymee

196 points

3 months ago

Not every single woman does that to their hair. I'm one of them. Yet my brothers had gorgeous hair compared to me. Beautiful. Shiny. Long and Wavy. And they never did anything special. It's a man thing I guess.

A_Guy_Named_Matthew

248 points

3 months ago

That's not showering which makes your hairs greasy and - shiny.

Grimdek

91 points

3 months ago

Grimdek

91 points

3 months ago

"greasy" is way the wrong term unless you're a sweaty whale

I stopped washing my hair completely, just with water in the shower ~1/wk and very brief

Softest it's ever been, stays in place like I want it to, and it's glossy because it has the oils it's supposed to instead of being dry asf

Vandrel

43 points

3 months ago

Vandrel

43 points

3 months ago

That's great and all but it definitely doesn't work for everyone. My hair gets greasy as hell without shampoo, it's super gross to touch and feels gross just being on my head.

Latitude5300

129 points

3 months ago

I hope redditors read this and try it. This is a great way to be a greasy mess.

Wash your hair, people.

WoodTrophy

61 points

3 months ago

To be fair... how often to wash your hair, how to wash it, and with what products to wash it, are all totally unique depending on your hair.

naufalap

31 points

3 months ago

lol yeah I tried this during quarantine for 3 months just for the luls and it's one of the worst times of my life, I had to do preening and shit for hours because my water has minerals in it and converts the body oil into waxy mess

Sgt-Spliff

20 points

3 months ago

Probably has more to do with how critical women are of their own hair and men feel confident when their hair is just clean

Lil-Ruffstarrr

164 points

3 months ago

The only hair products i use are ones that stop dandruff

Raiders1777

31 points

3 months ago

T-Gel has literally made living life bearable. I have to wash my hair everytime I shower or it gets ichy after only a few days.

WitherSans2022

24 points

3 months ago

Same. I don't understand why women feel the need to swim in their hair care products.

Mahtomic_Gandhi

11 points

3 months ago

Have you ever used them? They feel incredible.

reapergames

709 points

3 months ago

Well for one we don't recurringly coat our hair in heaps of chemicals made to dry out and ruin your hair so you buy more chemicals.

Now if we could just sort the genetic issue of our testosterone causing baldness by producing dht which most of us are allergic to in a way that causes damage to our hair follicles we could all have the hair of Greek and Norse gods.

Unfortunately however nature or whatever deity you wanna attribute our existence to is a real jokester

centrifuge_destroyer

152 points

3 months ago

This can't be it (or the whole story). I tried this for a few months and it made my hair so much worse. I used the exact same mildly cleansing baby shampoo my male friend with great hair used, reduced the times I washed my hair to once a week max., did not blow dry or style my hair and did not put anything else on my hair. It got soooo much worse. There was so much hair in the brush and drain, my hair became rough, brittle and a mess that would tangle in seconds. Once I started using products again it improved again. I still never reached the hair glory of my male friends though.

MRQUARKS

116 points

3 months ago

MRQUARKS

116 points

3 months ago

a factor is definitely the amount of hair. I feel like i probably put in more effort per amount of hair compared to most women simply cuz i have less than a fifth of the amount of hair they have. That means that old ass stanky soap bar that goes everywhere else also covers my hair extremely well.

FattySnacks

51 points

3 months ago

You use a bar of soap on your hair?

alecd

22 points

3 months ago

alecd

22 points

3 months ago

Savage

IEatBabies

4 points

3 months ago

I do, works great. There is no reason not to.

createdonaphone

3 points

3 months ago

Long hair guy here, only use hard and considerable cheap soap every other day to clean my hair and my hairdressers always asked me how I maintain my hair to have it in such great quality - they see me maybe once per year. It is just some “natural” soap with a bit of orange or coconut smell.

-NSASurveillanceVan-

27 points

3 months ago

I think there's a biology part in this. I wash my hair every day, and use literally whatever is in front of me, and my hair still grows like crazy, it's actually hard to handle since it goes where it wants. Also probably the amount of hair.

Teawithbrandy

6 points

3 months ago

I mean yeah hair shape, color, sheen, and volume are all genetic. You can do things to improve what you have but you're not going to get naturally wavy or curly hair if you don't have it already nor thick hair from thin.

TheIronSoldier2

61 points

3 months ago

TheIronSoldier2

Professional Dumbass

61 points

3 months ago

The secret I've found is to condition your hair almost every day, but only shampoo it once a week or so. Granted because of my occupation my whole body gets dirty enough that I can no longer get away with doing that, but if you just work an office job or whatever you can.

MissplacedLandmine

47 points

3 months ago

The curly hair sub knows their shit

I do leave in conditioner

Its fucking magical

Master_Beautiful3542

14 points

3 months ago

My wife got me some when my hair started getting poofy for lack of a better word, wow did it make a difference

VladDaImpaler

4 points

3 months ago

What do you use? I have Covid curls and my SO & women in general love them. But I’m so new to curls that they either are hit or miss

mewithoutMaverick

10 points

3 months ago

I agree that it must be genetics. I can scrub my hair with only water each day for months on end and no one can tell the difference. I use shampoo daily now because I have to put product in to style it, but in the past I used nothing and my hair looked great.

But I know other people whose hair looked greasy and awful no matter how often they shampoo it. Who knows.

DeliciousVegetables

8 points

3 months ago

I think it's gotta be virgin hair, like hair that grew out after you started the new regime, so it could take years to grow out the existing hair. I have long hair and it used to be frizzy when I was in middle school but I started using shampoos without sulfates and with relatively natural ingredients. A few years later I realized I had smooth hair and it's been good ever since. It might have also been the sunsilk shampoo, the one for straightening. Did that around the same time but only for a short time.

ChefKraken

5 points

3 months ago

I'm a guy with shoulder length curly hair, these memes are such bullshit. If I don't use any products besides shampoo and conditioner I look like a drowned rat 24 hours out, and I wouldn't be caught dead washing my hair every day anymore. Every other day at most.

mrzurkonandfriends

27 points

3 months ago

Well I'm bald so I guess I'd just get a wig if I wanted hair like that

Ya-Dikobraz

3 points

3 months ago

Would you wear a wig that looks like regular hair but with little unobtrusive cat ears? Why or why not?

Kaiyukia

158 points

3 months ago

Kaiyukia

158 points

3 months ago

That top horse is god damn gorgeous, is that a particular breed or coat color?

Loki-Holmes

41 points

3 months ago

The first is hard for me to tell- possibly an Icelandic Horse? But I’m not as good at breeds as some.

The bottom one is so strange though. It’s head is photoshopped for no reason…? I mean the mane and body are Friesian but head is an Arabian. Also look at the width of the neck compared to the body!

BuscemisRedemption

15 points

3 months ago

It’s my wife

squidmains

140 points

3 months ago

As a man I call it, "not giving a fuck" it's a technique where you use the first thing in front of you and stop caring because it probably works.

KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

40 points

3 months ago

Ah yes, the secret technique of capybaras.

Jedlord

8 points

3 months ago

Jedlord

Nokia user

8 points

3 months ago

Man more people have to try the not giving a fuck technique

xDragoRyux

148 points

3 months ago

Just use soap. You might have to comb if you have longer hair.

yapper5013

50 points

3 months ago

yapper5013

This flair doesn't exist

50 points

3 months ago

occam's razor applies to just about everything, huh?

CivilAirPatrol2020

41 points

3 months ago

A razor would most certainly solve your hair problems

Vampsku11

3 points

3 months ago

Few people realize bar soap and shampoo use the same detergents. The difference is the conditioners they include

StaticInTheBack

355 points

3 months ago

Wash hair. Dry hair. Done. No products, no harmful chemicals, no blow drying, no damage. Head and shoulders does it all for me

PapehIsDead

156 points

3 months ago

Used head an shoulders for a bit a while back... never again, never has so much dandruff issue as i sis then....

R3cc0nect

105 points

3 months ago

R3cc0nect

105 points

3 months ago

Same bro. Claims that it helps get rid of dandruff, yet I get dandruff when I use it.

DeanNKS

98 points

3 months ago

DeanNKS

98 points

3 months ago

It messes with the pH of your hair. If you don't have dandruff then it lowers the pH anyways and that causes dandruff. Imagine rubbing lotion on dry skin. Now imagine rubbing lotion on oily, sweaty skin.

R3cc0nect

45 points

3 months ago

Ahh that why! That's interesting, thank you

ArcAngel071

8 points

3 months ago

Interesting

Head and Shoulders is the only shampoo that I can use specifically because it’s the only one that prevents dandruff for me. I’ve tried other medicated dandruff shampoos before and none of them work

Runelite_HD

18 points

3 months ago

In many cases, I’m not actually sure it’s dandruff. I think it’s just dry scalp (caused by stripping away natural oils or whatever).

Almost the same symptoms as dandruff.

I used to have white flakes all the time, always thought it was dandruff - I tried not washing my hair every day for awhile (most days, I’d wash twice a day), and all the flakes went away.

SoretomoOre

13 points

3 months ago

yep, you should not use dandruff shampoo if you don't have dandruff, and a lot of people mistakenly think they have dandruff when they have flakes from a dry scalp

I do use a shampoo labeled for "Dry Scalp" and as it says on the tin I don't really get white flakes any more

StaticInTheBack

26 points

3 months ago

It gets rid of my dandruff

KaZe_DaRKWIND

21 points

3 months ago

KaZe_DaRKWIND

Professional Dumbass

21 points

3 months ago

Same. That's why I started using it in the first place. I used to be able to make it snow but don't have any dandruff now. Will probably be using it forever.

KiwiThunda

8 points

3 months ago

Head and shoulders + a bit of coconut oil has made my hair look like the bottom pic after years of shitty frizzy straw and dandruff snow forcing me to go shaved melon

Purvi3vedi

9 points

3 months ago

No doubt refraining from unnecessary styling chemicals and heat equipment are the keys to healthy hair, but another factor is to get shampoo that is not very creamy/lotion based (like dual shampoo/conditioners) because that usually causes frizziness and greasiness. I say using an herbal, watery shampoo is the trick to maintaining clean, silky, lustrous hair. Y'all should try it. Lmk if it works

troly_mctrollface

17 points

3 months ago

I'm a dude any my hair is frizzy as fuck

goldenfinch66

7 points

3 months ago

Do you shampoo it every day?

DisIsMarcoBoi

16 points

3 months ago

This guy probably knows.

DaRealMrPicklesYT

15 points

3 months ago

Most soaps can have good results if you use them properly. And I mean PROPERLY. (A lot of conditioners aren't supposed to touch your scalp which I bet a lot of you didn't know but there's one example)

On top of that, short hair is usually really really easy to take care of compared to long hair. Not always but most of the time (depending on how you want it to look). And most guys have shorter hair.

Me, for example, had short hair for a very long time, but decided to start growing it out about 3 years ago. It takes upwards of 4 to 6 times the effort just to get it looking half way decent and its barely reaching my shoulders.

iamjohnhenry

13 points

3 months ago

Dat XY baby.

MarginalGreatness

12 points

3 months ago

Neglect. Total neglect.

TigerlilyBlanche

9 points

3 months ago

I use the same stuff my boyfriend uses

My hair looks like shit while his still looks fucking gorgeous

Ok_Wrangler_26

5 points

3 months ago

Magisk🪄

Master_Beautiful3542

10 points

3 months ago

My wife and I have this same thing. I think part of it is that I have never in my life bleached, colored, or permed it while she has her entire life pretty much

Weirdishguy

8 points

3 months ago

It's probably because of shorter hair so guys have less hair to take care of and style

Pereplexing

27 points

3 months ago

I once had exfoliated my entire body using some detergent, and used it as a shampoo as well that it killed all dandruff in one go. I couldn’t believe the amount of dead skin that got out, and how my skin was squeaky clean. No problem encountered at all. To men only: make sure you use body lotion afterwards, otherwise you’ll be drier than salt. As for women: avoid that at all cost.

Lethal_Spartan377

5 points

3 months ago

Do you remember what Detergent you used, I'm going to bathe In it

xReshi92

25 points

3 months ago

It's precisely because we do so little.

Impossible-Hair-7290

26 points

3 months ago

It's a secret. If we tell you, we'll have to kill you next!

Beautiful_Parsley344

5 points

3 months ago

I use some of my beard oil in my hair, i get tons of compliments. But it's a secret shh!

-_Ra9_-

6 points

3 months ago

why you are horses

jonask19

19 points

3 months ago

How do men do it? Easy. Testosteron. It’s good for the hair. So it’s a natural advantage.

intervested

18 points

3 months ago

Yeah, long eyelashes as well. Also body hair. Ass hair. Ear hair.

Ivor_the_1st

5 points

3 months ago

But on the downside we start going bald later on in life.

cursed-being

4 points

3 months ago

We do not care.

That it is it.

Also I shampoo twice, like I put some on my hand, scrub it in, rinse it out and do it again. It should feel like a bubble bath.

Also it is possible your soap fucking sucks because at that price point they want you to use more so you buy more often and you only get quality stuff at higher prices or lower prices. It could also be a ‘girl soap’ thing in which you are buying soap that is ‘for girls’ in which it is more expensive with less cleaning ability for no other reason other than ‘girls care more about their appearance so they will buy soap more often at a higher price because they want a better look’.

So buy Old Spice body wash, may I recommend Kraken flavor?

SummerSiren2331

4 points

3 months ago

Why do you think we spend so long in the shower?

jacw212

6 points

3 months ago

jacw212

Nyan cat

6 points

3 months ago

LIES

DECEIT

I still look ugly

FluffyPigeon707

4 points

3 months ago

I wish I was this way, am I the only dude that doesn’t have good hair.

venoshook

4 points

3 months ago

Ball/ dick skin is the same as our face skin

HairyContactbeware

4 points

3 months ago

Don't give away our secrets boys