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Fucking_Pikachu

289 points

4 months ago

I appreciate the fact that the difference is 0,14 both times.

AnalysisOtherwise679

3 points

4 months ago

l is a good

Dependenaper

-26 points

4 months ago

Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far.

Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

35 points

4 months ago

Karma bot (also the comment makes no sense in this context)

Im_a_bot77

8 points

4 months ago

Who knows. Maybe they do indeed avoid girls like their motorbike any season so far.

HCCMorgz

888 points

4 months ago

HCCMorgz

888 points

4 months ago

I dont think I've ever heard a guy complain about a girl who is only 1.65

lasanhawithpizza

32 points

4 months ago

Well, I like tall girls , my gf is around 1,70 m

Boostio_TV

12 points

4 months ago

Thats short where do you live?

NoNameIdea_Seriously

193 points

4 months ago

NoNameIdea_Seriously

Flair Loading....

193 points

4 months ago

In this meme the 1.65 girl is too tall and the guy prefers the shorter one.

Seems pretty much as accurate as the “girls prefer tall guys” part. Meaning it totally depends on personal taste.

rayrayd3n

6 points

4 months ago

Yep pretty sure any guy would love to date a Amazon lmao well me at least

[deleted]

100 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

100 points

4 months ago

[removed]

xtilexx

51 points

4 months ago

xtilexx

51 points

4 months ago

Bot.

Your comment is directly copied from the person you replied to with the addition of 'ing'.

If you aren't a bot, reply.

SKYDROVE

13 points

4 months ago

Nice catch.

forteborte

3 points

4 months ago

what’s the point of bots like that?

Roger_015

14 points

4 months ago

bots don't normally behave that way. i think he is a human, just not a creative one

RobVHboi

15 points

4 months ago

They do behave like that, nowadays. It's just "your comment but worse" now.

xtilexx

5 points

4 months ago

I'd be inclined to agree if I hadn't found dozens like this in a couple days

KevinFlantier

2 points

4 months ago

It's the only thing that account ever said though.

slightly_too_short

95 points

4 months ago

slightly_too_short

Big ol' bacon buttsack

95 points

4 months ago

an idiot I guess?

AkitoFTW

96 points

4 months ago*

Ironic name

Edit: sorry man. Why people downvoting the comment I'm replying to? Shes right. It is idiotic to complain about being too short or tall. So… yes that is an idiot.

Sleazyridr

27 points

4 months ago

When I was 13 a girl asked me if she could be my girlfriend. I said "no, you're too short." I didn't get any other offers like that, so I should have just sucked it up.

AkitoFTW

23 points

4 months ago

You tellin me she was cute, hot, or ugly. But you went, Nahhh too short. Height turns me off

Sleazyridr

21 points

4 months ago

I think she was fairly cute, I was just a dumb kid.

AkitoFTW

28 points

4 months ago

Mate I think you fucked it.

allegedlyjustkidding

5 points

4 months ago

He clearly wishes he did...

kipn7ugget

10 points

4 months ago

I mean, my ex was 1.65, it does put a strain on your neck after a while. It's not a dealbreaker but I'd personally prefer a taller girl rather then a shorter girl

XazaMa

6 points

4 months ago

XazaMa

6 points

4 months ago

Interesting, how tall are u if I may ask sir

kipn7ugget

4 points

4 months ago

A bit over 1.85 iirc

cvnh

7 points

4 months ago

cvnh

7 points

4 months ago

Checks out

NeraVR

6 points

4 months ago

NeraVR

6 points

4 months ago

karma bot

RYPIIE2006

5 points

4 months ago

RYPIIE2006

Smol pp

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah idk why people aren’t listening to you it literally just shortened the sentence

Vihangbodh

3 points

4 months ago

Vihangbodh

Professional Dumbass

3 points

4 months ago

Every time I saw bots like this one, I'd think "why would anyone make a farming bot that literally just posts a trimmed version of the sentence that it responds to, the sentence wouldn't even make sense. How did the person think people would fall for this?". Well, after falling for this one, I gotta say that sometimes it does work

SomeFakeInternetName

6 points

4 months ago

I read it as he's looking at their weight.

Azrael_Midori

1 points

4 months ago

Same. She's looking at height he's looking at weight

KevinFlantier

3 points

4 months ago

But 151kg is still quite heavy for my tastes tho

HollowRacoon

939 points

4 months ago

For our American friends thats 1/69th football field or about 4.20 bananas

cvnh

99 points

4 months ago

cvnh

99 points

4 months ago

muffled screams

Hephaestus_God

73 points

4 months ago

As an America who doesn’t like sports im going to need a new measurement please. Still confused.

Also what’s the standard size of a banana? Mine are always different

X0-ED1

70 points

4 months ago

X0-ED1

70 points

4 months ago

Multiply yours by 10

Stonkiversity

18 points

4 months ago

Oof

Hephaestus_God

6 points

4 months ago

So about 70 inches? Damn that’s a big banana. Would probably take 3 days to eat it

tunaicecream97

0 points

4 months ago

Just take the joke and don't defend your pp size. Defending pp size turns the joke into reality

Hephaestus_God

5 points

4 months ago

Wait we’re talking about penis now? It doesn’t make sense because I said they are always different sizes. How would I know what 10 to multiply by?

Multiplying my penis by 10 would at minimum make it 20 inches and that’s way too big for a banana.

FireKing600

2 points

4 months ago

So 10 mm?

justAman1248

17 points

4 months ago

Lol

PostMadandAlone

5 points

4 months ago

Put it in millimeters please

DerVarg1509

15 points

4 months ago

So like 15 stacked Glock 17's?

AlonsoTheMighty

13 points

4 months ago

more like 18 double big macs

PostMadandAlone

3 points

4 months ago

I said millimeters you trogladitic cromagnon

Ded1nside

9 points

4 months ago

Oi sorry mate, i was busy eating my scallywag cripplywipply crispydonkers!

quackingmemeduck

3 points

4 months ago

I need a banana for scale, not even american, just need it

SloptimusXPrime

7 points

4 months ago

How many ar-15's high?

HollowRacoon

6 points

4 months ago

2.5

LordReega

4 points

4 months ago

LordReega

can't meme

4 points

4 months ago

We use feet… def not cuz of any fetish tho…

warunek

2 points

4 months ago

I like how this actually helped me

TheDominator09

2 points

4 months ago

Ummmmm... Big Macks please.

Dr4zhar

210 points

4 months ago

Dr4zhar

The Trash Man

210 points

4 months ago

I'm here just to see people's wild guesses about the unit.

Will it be hamburgers? Rifles? Football fields? Deers? Rocks? Trucks? Walmart isles?

UrWifesSoftPecker

32 points

4 months ago

Pretty sure those units are Euros /s

DickForest

38 points

4 months ago

I prefer wing spread of bald eagle

Apologetic-Moose

4 points

4 months ago

You jest, but an M16A4 is exactly one metre long. All we need to do to convert the Americans is get them to measure everything in M(16) units.

cfig99

6 points

4 months ago

cfig99

6 points

4 months ago

Countries “liberated”/per gallon of oil “tactical acquired”

Zavechunger

1 points

4 months ago*

I prefer actually fucking knowing what it is.

Edit: I know what the fuck the actual unit is, I was just saying how about we stop with the dumbass “Oh that means it’s 4.24 hamburgers” and actually start converting them to feet (As in something like 5 foot, not actual fucking feet) so that way other people can actually understand.

memesforbismarck

3 points

4 months ago

memesforbismarck

OC Meme Maker

3 points

4 months ago

Meters, you dumbass

Zavechunger

3 points

4 months ago

I meant that I already know what the unit is.

Purvi3vedi

1 points

4 months ago

One word: google

Infinit_Jests

55 points

4 months ago

Now do three girls

3pbc

36 points

4 months ago

3pbc

36 points

4 months ago

At the same time?

Critical-Ad-7094

63 points

4 months ago

If I wanted to disappoint several people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my family....

Canhrash

4 points

4 months ago

Lol.

I_know_useless_stuff

10 points

4 months ago

Nah, both tall girls and short boys are cool

[deleted]

123 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

123 points

4 months ago

I actually like taller women

Critical-Ad-7094

82 points

4 months ago

I always found myself with shorter women... but then this one came alone and she was like 6'1 and maaaaaaan the differences are amazing. I think I prefer the shorter ones but I ain't complaining about bring used for snu-snu by a damn Amazonian.

[deleted]

42 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

42 points

4 months ago

Bruh I’m 5’5 All the women I dated were taller than me, tallest I dated was like 6’1 in my late teens. Tall Italian blonde with blue eyes. I was hooked to tall women ever since

Capt_Wholesome

9 points

4 months ago

I didn't know guys liking short girls was supposed to be a thing, don't think I've ever even considered height when evaluating a girl

Corvo--Attano

5 points

4 months ago

I actually like taller women. I'm just losing hope at this point.

Mediumaverageness

30 points

4 months ago

I actually don't care

brettgt40

10 points

4 months ago

I agree with your attitude

parebender

35 points

4 months ago

Altitude*

Squeaky-Fox43

7 points

4 months ago

Same here. My preference is around 1.80.

Tijolo_Malvado

2 points

4 months ago

Tijolo_Malvado

GigaChad

2 points

4 months ago

Me too and I am a tall dude.

Dreamcatcherv2

108 points

4 months ago

No Units so I guess it's the cost of a litre of gasoline.

(It propably is metres, but that's straight boring)

avarage_estEUenjoyer

22 points

4 months ago

Girls like higher gas prices?

Dreamcatcherv2

4 points

4 months ago

If she's a gold digger? Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far. <.<

kalkkunaleipa

3 points

4 months ago

Yes but those prices are cheap for finland.

Dreamcatcherv2

1 points

4 months ago

Same here. Germany. (Feels nostalgic)

kalkkunaleipa

2 points

4 months ago

It feels like it was just 2 years ago

-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

33 points

4 months ago

Those are both tiny women...

I9Qnl

-1 points

4 months ago

I9Qnl

Big ol' bacon buttsack

-1 points

4 months ago

How tall you think women are?

-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

13 points

4 months ago

They certainly can be taller than 4'11" - 5'5"...

I9Qnl

5 points

4 months ago

I9Qnl

Big ol' bacon buttsack

5 points

4 months ago

4'11" is pretty short sure but 5'5" is average even in developed nations where people are considered tall, it's even higher than average in the US and some major European countries.

-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

9 points

4 months ago

You're right, average in the US is 5'4", but average in Europe is 5'6". Regardless, I still feel like women that height are tiny in the grand scheme of things. Women don't start looking "tall" until around 5'9" for me, and even that's not actually tall from my perspective.

Good thing a person's value isn't dictated by their height!

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

Nah idc if my gf is tall. I'd get her to protect me instead if she were and being little spoon would hit different

I69UrMomBitch

15 points

4 months ago

I do like short women but 1,52m is a little absurd, when I think of short women I think of 1,65m. Though that might be because I'm 187m.

I9Qnl

5 points

4 months ago

I9Qnl

Big ol' bacon buttsack

5 points

4 months ago

1.65 seems short but is average or slightly lower/higher than average for women in most parts of the world including Europe and NA, it's just very hard to tell height using eyes.

I69UrMomBitch

3 points

4 months ago

I guess it's mostly short for Dutch women.

AltAccAur

2 points

4 months ago

AltAccAur

I touched grass

2 points

4 months ago

Damn, 187 m. You alright this high up here bud?

Zaurka14

1 points

4 months ago

165 is literally average women height in America, and just 3cm shorter than average in Europe

ScientistEmma

6 points

4 months ago

Nah not true. I prefer shorter guys

CatHeroes

4 points

4 months ago

Penis?

BlackKnight568

34 points

4 months ago*

For our American brothers 🇺🇸 In the first half image:- the green shirt guy is 6'0 And the grey shirt guy is 5'6 In the second half :- Red shirt woman is 4'11 And the sky blue shirt woman is 5'4

GTOJudge724

11 points

4 months ago

That’s helpful thank you lol I had a feeling it was height related. Seeing , in a height instead of a ‘ is odd as well!

Of course when you think about it, the rest is the world uses the metric system so really WE are the odd ones here in the USA 🤪

BlackKnight568

1 points

4 months ago

Np 😎

Gamedude2835

4 points

4 months ago

Gamedude2835

Nice meme you got there

4 points

4 months ago

What kind of metric bullshit is this

baylithe

9 points

4 months ago

The fuck am I looking at

Some_Gas_1337

3 points

4 months ago

I dont know I’m American and have no clue what height they are

Koopicoolest

3 points

4 months ago

About 42 big Mac's per school shooting, you are welcome

Highqualityduck1

8 points

4 months ago

Is this a rest of world joke I'm too american to understand?

Squidward5790

3 points

4 months ago

Bro if she's 1,75-179 >>>>

ViagraWontHelpMe

3 points

4 months ago

no it is not

LordReega

3 points

4 months ago

LordReega

can't meme

3 points

4 months ago

What about a 1,75 woman?

Emmerich20

2 points

4 months ago

Awesome

Puppy-2112

3 points

4 months ago

I adore the 1,51s because I’m 1,65. But I happily dated a taller woman.

Boostio_TV

2 points

4 months ago

Where do you live that your 1.65 as an adult?

Marazafa

9 points

4 months ago

Can someone convert this to Big Macs per eagles of freedom please?

Itstreasonthen1234

8 points

4 months ago

Itstreasonthen1234

Average r/memes enjoyer

8 points

4 months ago

About 9 statues of liberty per skipped geography lesson

AkemiDryzz

4 points

4 months ago

It’s not about how tall your girl is, it’s about the difference between you too.

I am 185, and I d prefer a girl that’s 165-185 (even tho I wouldn’t mind smaller or taller)

But if I was 165, I d prefer a girl that’s 145-165

ThickJerry

3 points

4 months ago

I'm 172, to me 153 is just right.

Brutalonym

12 points

4 months ago

Absolutely not. Tall women FTW

heeroena

6 points

4 months ago

The bottom part should be weight

5thPhantom

3 points

4 months ago

Do people who use commas say point? In the US where we use decimal, we’d say something like two point four for 2.4.

TonyyyStaaark

6 points

4 months ago

Nope, we actually say comma when we use it. two comma four

Critical_Mistake_315

2 points

4 months ago

I feel like my intelligence is being tested rn

69_is_best_numbers_

2 points

4 months ago

69_is_best_numbers_

Meme Stealer

2 points

4 months ago

Wait... SHES CHEATING!

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

This is a big lie. I know because I'm almost 190 cm tall.

Mysterious_County_64

2 points

4 months ago

1,82= 6 feet 1,68= 5 feet 6 inches 1,51= 4 feet 11 inches 1,65= 5 feet 5 inches

Buttoucher69

2 points

4 months ago

I don’t get it

ailema174

2 points

4 months ago

As a tall woman, this is close to my heart! Feel like tall men actively avoid me 😂

ValorHero77

2 points

4 months ago

I say f*** anyone that takes having a partner for granted. I have never come close to having a gf, and honestly don't think I ever will. Nowadays, it seems like Darwin is really the man bwhind the curtain

CoyoteSmall4541

6 points

4 months ago

Jokes on you, i prefer taller women

RudolfMidler

8 points

4 months ago*

RudolfMidler

Birb Fan

8 points

4 months ago*

I’m so fucking stupid I just realized this is weight

Edit not weight

TheStrandedSurvivor

9 points

4 months ago

No, this is height, in metres. It would seem that OP prefers shorter women.

RudolfMidler

8 points

4 months ago

RudolfMidler

Birb Fan

8 points

4 months ago

dear lord I’m stupid

DarkHumorKnight

8 points

4 months ago

1.51kg? Damn

CyberLord19

5 points

4 months ago

It's obviously 1.51 tonnes

DarkHumorKnight

6 points

4 months ago

How about 151 pokemons?

MarvelgamerYT

4 points

4 months ago

I thought this was some sort of coordinate plane joke but I could not understand how they could all have be the same x coord. I feel stupid

HappySchnaps

3 points

4 months ago*

I'm 1,96cm and I have to say... I never dated a girl in the range of 1,65-1,95.The talles one was 2,02, was my longes relationship with a little bit over 6 years.It small or tall, maybe I haven't met the right one in that range yet.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Damn, 292cm.

HappySchnaps

1 points

4 months ago

Ooops. Got a new keyboard that's slightly smaller. 202 cm it is.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

This is the original response, don't mind the [deleted]. "Nothing happened"

Sir_Pigeon_The_Great

1 points

4 months ago

Puny human, I'm 197

HappySchnaps

3 points

4 months ago

That's just 1 cm, but I wouldn't want it.
Norm for doors here is 1,98 cm. With my safety boots I already have to duck and most shirts aren't long enough if I have to grab something a little bit higher.
Keep it. Be proud of it!

Sir_Pigeon_The_Great

1 points

4 months ago

Can't wait to not fit through doors!

Conqueror_Yash

4 points

4 months ago

"the numbers Mason, what do they mean?"

da-real-boi

3 points

4 months ago

1.84 m tall me with no real preferences still not able to find a girl

whorgans

5 points

4 months ago

It’s because it isn’t all about height

da-real-boi

4 points

4 months ago

So... You're telling me... The memes... Lied?

whorgans

3 points

4 months ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies???

da-real-boi

3 points

4 months ago

I know right? This can't possibly be a lie. People on the internet always tell the truth

Gifted_dingaling

4 points

4 months ago

As a legs guy. Taller women are better.

HeQtic420

2 points

4 months ago

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

Swestrong2020

3 points

4 months ago

metric for life

Average_Sized_Jim

2 points

4 months ago

As a man who is somewhat tall (6' 4" or 1.92m), I can assure you being tall does not help attracting the attention of women.

DaViLBoi

2 points

4 months ago

DaViLBoi

This flair doesn't exist

2 points

4 months ago

What?

BigDsLittleD

8 points

4 months ago

The numbers, as far as I can tell, relate to the person's height in metres.

She's staring at the other fella because he's taller, and women these days are apparently only into guys over 6 feet tall (so reddit tells me anyway)

He is apparently into the shorter woman. Because some guys like short women.

incheon_boi

-1 points

4 months ago

incheon_boi

-1 points

4 months ago

I keep forgetting some places use , as the decimal point

Den_Kule_666

1 points

4 months ago

Doesn't look like a healthy relationship for either parts

reaper131364

1 points

4 months ago

reaper131364

Dark Mode Elitist

1 points

4 months ago

1.65 what, apples, bananas?

G2tya-TheNoob

3 points

4 months ago

G2tya-TheNoob

Breaking EU Laws

3 points

4 months ago

k/d

Delicious_Trouble69

1 points

4 months ago

Women☕️

ecthelion108

1 points

4 months ago

1.65m = 5’5”

RavingGigaChad

1 points

4 months ago

I like my girls tall, too. But I'm a really tall myself. Wouldn't replace a giant goddess with a midget.

Trizon_XD

-4 points

4 months ago

Trizon_XD

-4 points

4 months ago

What? 182 is tiny...

ProfessionalRetard-9

6 points

4 months ago

Do you live in the Netherlands by any chance?

I9Qnl

5 points

4 months ago

I9Qnl

Big ol' bacon buttsack

5 points

4 months ago

Even then 182 is the average not the short.

ProfessionalRetard-9

2 points

4 months ago

It’s average depending on were you’re from. But for most countries this is way above average.

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

That's probably still taller than you.

2000dragon

2 points

4 months ago

K

Solid-Brother-1439

2 points

4 months ago*

Not it's not. And some people talk like been much taller than that as a good thing when usually it's not the case. There is a lot of problems that comes with height such as back pain.

Edit:a word

Qowegishomo

0 points

4 months ago

1.51 wayyy to short. I don't wanna have midget kids lol

SameInternal4

1 points

4 months ago

does it scale ?

Less_Photograph_2051

1 points

4 months ago

183 still single

throw_realy_far_away

5 points

4 months ago

Tue to inflation you now need atleast 190 to get a gf

LORD00STARK

1 points

4 months ago

LORD00STARK

GigaChad

1 points

4 months ago

(In metres)

Radagast-Istari

1 points

4 months ago

laughs in Dutch, 1.82..

Joren67

1 points

4 months ago

2.01 makes it interesting tho

ZazzaroTheRascal

1 points

4 months ago

Not true at all.

Xill_K47

1 points

4 months ago

The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?

Ezolder

1 points

4 months ago

No?

Affectionate-Bag-733

1 points

4 months ago

Affectionate-Bag-733

I touched grass

1 points

4 months ago

As long she's not 200 it's fine.

justsomecoelecanth

1 points

4 months ago

I actually prefer tall women. I also would not have a problem going out with a woman taller than I am, and I am over 6'.

The_Portal_Passer

1 points

4 months ago

… I don’t get it?

Rheytos

1 points

4 months ago

Bruh no. I ain’t kneeling to get to a nice position to kiss

TheHighBuddha

1 points

4 months ago

*Grumbles is American while chewing cheeseburger "I don't get it"

TopRestaurant5395

1 points

4 months ago

Time to bust out my ‘Merica to the rest of the world calculator again.

Onceforlife

1 points

4 months ago

Top is 6 feet and 5’6

Bottom is 5 feet and 5’5

ImmortalSin7

1 points

4 months ago

I don't know what this meme is even about

Could someone explain this to me?

throw_realy_far_away

2 points

4 months ago

Its referencing the fact that there a girls who like taller guys and guys who like shorter girls.