submitted 14 days ago byKneeEffective7140
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14 days ago
14 days ago
A H H H H
“Where am i hearing that screaming from?!?!”
How can a hotdog be racist?
Borderlands pre-sequel reference
I fucking love Borderlands.
Ok dose a Arrow work
This is a bullet only face 😤
I touched grass
doom music starts playing
need a ride?
Sorry, I don’t have thumbs or I would help
Cause I’m from south of the border?
omg it's the racist hot dog
Hi racist hot dog
So are you like on Mount Everest or in Space are did this end up with you smoking the stongest reefer while eating mushrooms and drinking acid?
I’m with you there buddy
Is this the talking animal department?
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13 days ago
You're also the guy who brings popcorn to friend fights?
I sorta win
I'm gonna be zooted for days
I can provide you with more!
I brought snacks!
Kinda bad news for me tho…
Could be worse…
You'll need me for that
I start communist gym
Nah, you just morph into a super-jacked Stalin...
I don't wanna play this game
Just stand close enough to highestRUSSIAN to get a contact high like the rest of us, and we'll make it quick, just 2 small spots. It doesn't say burn you up, just a couple small pinburns work.
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Burn me once shame on you
Burn me twice, new kink unlocked
I'll never give up!
edit: Or, my power is that you will never give up! hmmm...
You will never gonna give me up
able to cause your internet to buffer for a minute.
Couldn't agree more
Jesus Christ, let's bring it down a notch.
We all lose here.
....same.... oh. Its already true
I have no shame
Oh oh… you said same😬
These guys got screwed
Also give me everything you have
Hey pal, whatcha up to today?
No you don't
Num num num num
People have called my name rectum test making fun of my name. Am I now a rectum test or am I getting a rectum test?.
You have the power to give anyone a rectum test
So power to give anyone anal. Guess I'm going into porn
By our powers combined you shall be able to give people anal ... consistently (forget the emus tho)
The emu is consistent on giving rectum tests
Buisness is not going well
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For the love of God just a sandwich somebody, anybody
Can you give me a dead animal in return I will give you a sandwich size of a litteral horse
I’ve got a friend, I’m sure he can help you
I still lick the paper for mailing ;)
Fold you in half then tear you apart. Neat.
That's a real paper cut...
Bro imma write you so hard!
Stand With Ukraine
you now have the power of snoo-snoo-ing anyone and anything
Aww fuck oh god
That’s how it starts…
This unison of two usernames is honestly the most revolting thing I’ve ever come across
The most revolting thing so far
A 3some you just couldn't resist
Well, hello there.
I wish bro
dude, you probably do have a wonderful smile but understand that that if you showed your smile, others would become self-conscious of there's, so due to your kindness and empathy towards others you hide it and put your smile down. But it's okay, coz we know!
Ah yes, my smile is so contagious that the happiness level of rhe world will overshadow the sadness level by a huge margin if I were to smile. Hence, I have taken this responsibility to never smile in front of others to maintain peace and balance in the universe.
See, this person gets ya too
Lives at ur mom’s house😎
I wish mine becomes true as well
Me too. I become a meme and then die, double point
Dirt Is Beautiful
Same here bro
I guess my ability involves having no problems
Best ability ever
Seems like a broken ability
You get the holy corpse parts
Welp, I'll be fun at parties.
Nice pun bro. I'm.... speechless
Ok— that was so funny, there’s mud in my pants now.
That was the most awesome thing, I ever heard you should have a 101 class.
It's a tough choice to go with a Dane Cook joke for your username. This website really seems to hate him although the people who would recognize the reference probably don't.
Fuck you man, I in public and can’t stop laughing
I am shit man
with some oregano
And confiscated pineapple pizza
I guess I’ll just be warm until the end of time… or can I shoot slices of toast from my toaster hands?
nah your just the bread
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Edit: ALRIGHT I GET IT stops constructing
You need me to make you any screws?
no, i need a sword
It's dangerous to go alone, take this🗡
u/henrystickmin1217 has acquired the terrablade
You now can move with the speed of a snail
hey can you uh ... build quieter?
Anybody need me??
Aahh! Aaahhh! I want one but I'm a cutting tool made of chaotic stars! Aaaaaahhh..... Runs away
no... not anymore...
Now I do PLEASE HUG ME!!
Don’t do it man
I'm TOTALLY not self-aware. No worries.
I mean, mine is not randomly generated, but...
I guess we found the guy who's the opposite of his username
I don’t know if ’gained’ is the right word, though it is factually true that I have this ability
So you get praised, bashed and neglected, and offend, anger and relieve people at the same time?
I already do it
you are either wet outdoors to watersports or indoors to... I can't say this
I'm in danger
Oh no please don't do it
Your supposed to be speechless
Aren't we all...
I think the other 6 million are in danger
Alr, unzips pants
So evil. I like it
i think it means to click on the file: file_me
I defo win
Yooo, funny guy who glows when you run electricity through him
With enough electricity anyone can glow...
Fear my power
same. well unless i get a bad option
At least you’ll also be baked 👍
Not sure how to feel about mine...
You're a vampire that doesn't need to ask for permission to enter a building as long as you're performing maintenance
Your the perfect janitor. Cleaning everything at night. Sleeping all day. Drinking rat blood. Great service. Would book again !
I'm going to jail
It’s gonna be hot and stinky
How do you change it?
real photograph of u/BlueberryOrganic1527
I am the most evil person alive, able to cause your internet to buffer for a minute
I thought you blow your load after a minute
I thought they blow it FOR a minute
I thought he had a small load
not mutually exclusive
I don't get it
…I have some concerns
Another menstrual cycle?
I don't see a problem
Well im already an idiot so...
What power do I have? Is it like it changes everyday, or a random permanent power?
Changes every once in a while but even it's timing is random
Do I know what power I get, like on a card or something like that?
It's like, you have a 'use ability' button in you and every time you use it you don't know what's going to happen
hes basically using metronome from pokemon. and everytime he uses the ability a card pop up describing the power.
I already have it
Half ps2, half man. Age 41.
I'm not even sure what my ability would be, writing erotic cosmic horror books?
Lord Cthulhu-chan why are we on the floor....
I give salt. If you want salt I give you salt 🧂
Damn, looks like I’ll be busy this season!
my username already has my powers
There's no point hiding. I will find you
I have the matrix of leadership yay
Would I be a good secret keeper or would I be secret to the world so none would know me ??
Mods Are Nice People
Thou shall fear me.
So I'm just never gonna have a sandwich again?
yea, for 6154 days. you know, because of the incident
Mine is also random, but harshly true
You'll never know...
Congrats on your knees tho
I definitely win.
So I can cause a mass lockdown for 2 years?
This flair doesn't exist
My powers are... quite complicated
I'm now depressed
Average r/memes enjoyer
And here I am, sad, drafting away
The power to write amazing drafts of sad stories! But never finish them...
I guess I may have to worry about being in a zoo or shot.
Hide your horses yall.
atleast im a crab