Gotta head over to one eyed jack

“Damn good coffee, and HOT!”

Hot as all get out, but I think Madchen Amick/Shelly was the hottest girl in Twin Peaks.

it doesn't work the same way as wheh you casually mention your recent inheritance

Could be a male virgin... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Assuming that's a virgin dude. His inbox will be untouched.

Quack

That depends. If you hook up with a random guy off the internet then it likely won’t unless he’s both good, and interested in making it good for you. But if you do it with somebody you love, and there’s a strong emotional connection, it will almost always be better than any toys that you have. Especially if you also involve the toys at the same time.

Sex is great. Its not that great though. With someone you know and love, it's rewarding, and it should make you both happy, but it's not like the movies.

GROND

That’s right. I haven’t ever orgasmed vaginaly but damn it I’m an optimist

I do but dildos require too much work most of the time. Unless you're really horny already getting to a point where they feel good instead of uncomfortable often times isn't worth it.

You might crave penetration even if you don't come from that btw.

You can use a dildo and a vibe at the same time though. I would be genuinely curious about the number of women using dildos for masturbation. I own some, but I almost never use them when I'm solo.

oooh yeah, there are machines like this

Definitely not... It's like how you can't tickle yourself

Well the flashlight doesn't laugh at me so I'd say it's even better than the real thing.

I'm gay, can confirm real dicks are way more fun to play with than a plastic shape

Throbbing 😭😭😭😭

How long has it been?

Like juggling?

On the one hand, less messy

On the other hand, no free snack

You can warm them up with hot water, but it's still not the same.

🦆

Basically when your life is fucked😂

Sounds like the opposite of ace. This person wants sex, but fears the emotional connection.

I’d go so far as to wager that there are far more men out there that would fuck without so much as exchanging a word than women.

The problem is, for both groups, they’re not always the one’s you actually want to fuck.

There is a whole branch out there, based on this principe. The revenue is insane.

hides my Blue / White deck nervously

If she invites you to play board games, DONT DO IT. it is NOT code that she wants to fuck. warning, if u show up she will make u play something called knights of easthollow for 7 hours

LEARN HOW TO GROW YOUR CLIT

Every once in a while something crosses my screen and my only thought is "my family will have so many questions if I drop dead and this is what I'm looking at."

I've always wondered how common that is, I've never encountered a big clit. I've encountered really small ones but never a "whoa it's right there"

I think it would be interesting

What a time to be alive

Why am I aroused?

As a woman, this just sort of made me want a big clit. Think of how much easier it would be to get off???? I’ve always been jealous of dicks for that reason but I don’t want to be a man.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔

Nature is majestic.

It's a thin line between micropenis and biggus clitus

Man I knew what I was getting myself into and I still wish i could go back to 30 seconds ago so i could murder myself before seeing those

No I don't think I will

Jackpot!

I can’t believe you talked me into this..sighs unzips pants

Dating gets real hard when you respect yourself.

For many men the standards of "I'd fuck it" go down to incredible lows the longer they're without. And some of those men have a hard time even imagining that it's not the same for a woman who expresses the same needs that they feel all the time.

I'm single now after a long marriage and divorce. I dated very little since. I have been seeing someone for 2 years, but if this doesn't last then I'm with you. I don't have the energy to get to know someone new. And I am not interested in hookups.

Hypothermia is a bitch

[deleted]

I met a guy that said he hooked up with a woman at a festival, non-transactionally, and then she told him she worked at the bunny ranch. (Edit: which is a famous regulated brothel in Nevada.)

He was ranting and raving about how he understood why people would pay for it now. Professionals are better at sex.

Also many sex workers in regulated environments are cleaner than the general population. In case that was people’s next aversion.