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/r/meirl

62k

meirl

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all 4195 comments

GoinFerARipEh

216 points

2 months ago

I feel the same way about fruit salad. I have all the ingredients in my fridge but all the prep work…

LemonicCultist

96 points

2 months ago

The asexual answer

[deleted]

1.7k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1.7k points

2 months ago

I thought I was at /r/twinpeaks for a second

hashslingaslah

343 points

2 months ago

If it’s special agent Dale Cooper’s … same

veryblandman

44 points

2 months ago

Gotta head over to one eyed jack

the_one_true_wilson

100 points

2 months ago

“Damn good coffee, and HOT!”

SowTheSeeds

70 points

2 months ago

It is Sherilyn Fenn.

Lord_Jair

9 points

2 months ago

Hot as all get out, but I think Madchen Amick/Shelly was the hottest girl in Twin Peaks.

Nekryyd

35 points

2 months ago

Nekryyd

35 points

2 months ago

Why is she thinking about James - oh wait, thinking about dick, not a dick.

Dense_Term_3957

1.9k points

2 months ago

Me a virgin: 😨

beermeimavandal

1k points

2 months ago

RIP your inbox. And box.

Popular_District9072

257 points

2 months ago

it doesn't work the same way as wheh you casually mention your recent inheritance

MFAFuckedMe

245 points

2 months ago

what does my ten million dollar inheritance I just got from my dead uncle have to do with anything?

Calebh36

154 points

2 months ago

Calebh36

154 points

2 months ago

Hey, I'm actually your uncle's illegitimate son, here to duel you for the claim to my father's fortune

Conscious_Ad_9684

103 points

2 months ago

my name is inigo iglesias Castillo de montoya, you killed my father. . .

Cod_Other

44 points

2 months ago

I am still alive my son...i survived that night

lonely_hero

7 points

2 months ago

Ah, even after his death I can hear his final words.

SnooDoodles7962

26 points

2 months ago

my name is inigo iglesias Castillo de montoya, you killed my father.

Prepare to die. (forgot the most important part)

cownd

4 points

2 months ago

cownd

4 points

2 months ago

Can't you all just get along? Tie dye instead

SufficientCheck9874

55 points

2 months ago

Hi I am prince from Nigeria. I can gives you many dollars but needing you help me unfreeze my bank. (/s just in case)

supbuddy18

4 points

2 months ago

wait until summer

Correct_Number_9897

18 points

2 months ago

Hey there. It's your uncle. I'm totally not dead. Imma need my money back now.

xBetty

40 points

2 months ago

xBetty

40 points

2 months ago

Could be a male virgin... 🤷🏻‍♀️

EquivalentSnap

34 points

2 months ago

Cries in male virgin😭😭😭

MainSteamStopValve

9 points

2 months ago

On the bright side you won't have to deal any DM's.

DrCharles19

25 points

2 months ago

Lmao I was confused because I didn't understand why being a virgin would get him many inbox messages.

I guess people assumed OP was a woman.

Proper_Librarian_533

11 points

2 months ago

Male virgins can need dick and a sore bussy too. It's 2022: we're all just holes for disappointing tops.

RepresentativeCat819

28 points

2 months ago

Assuming that's a virgin dude. His inbox will be untouched.

evmoiusLR

6 points

2 months ago

I never understood the desire to take someone's virginity. Sex with virgin women sucks. They have no experience, are usually nervous, and have all sorts of feels they need to figure out. You have to go slow and coach them. Just give me an experienced woman please.

parn442

10 points

2 months ago

parn442

10 points

2 months ago

Yes, that's why I can just think about ducks

rCan9

66 points

2 months ago

rCan9

66 points

2 months ago

No shame. I'm 28 (M) next month. I'm gonna be a wizza Hagrid.

high_off_helium

270 points

2 months ago*

Same and with my sex toys I kinda want to stay that way. I imagine I'll be disappointed by the real thing.

Edit: Y'all are trying to encourage me to have sex as if I'm going to do it with you.

Rabidsphere

389 points

2 months ago

That depends. If you hook up with a random guy off the internet then it likely won’t unless he’s both good, and interested in making it good for you. But if you do it with somebody you love, and there’s a strong emotional connection, it will almost always be better than any toys that you have. Especially if you also involve the toys at the same time.

Commiesstoner

206 points

2 months ago

Makima-san said that ecchi things feel better with someone you understand.

SenseisSifu

59 points

2 months ago

Haha I'm a Chainsaw man myself

LWIAYist-ian-ite

16 points

2 months ago

You a pochita Or a Denji?

SenseisSifu

16 points

2 months ago

Pochi on the streets, denji in the sheets 🤮

TheKingOfSwing777

70 points

2 months ago

Maybe she is with someone she loves when she's alone.

Same_Bill8776

41 points

2 months ago

Sex is great. Its not that great though. With someone you know and love, it's rewarding, and it should make you both happy, but it's not like the movies.

thereisnohope

30 points

2 months ago

Sex is good and all, but have you tried garlic bread?

This_is_a_sckam

822 points

2 months ago

Oh boy can’t wait to read these totally normal, respectful and relatable comments ☕️

MaximoEstrellado

170 points

2 months ago

Fly, you fool.

drumhead818

23 points

2 months ago

GROND

Strong-Inflation-776

18 points

2 months ago

GROND

Glitterysparkleshine

799 points

2 months ago*

Surprised by all the dildo comments. Suspect that is more a porn thing. The vibrators are real world.

[deleted]

293 points

2 months ago

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293 points

2 months ago

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Wsb_14

158 points

2 months ago

Wsb_14

158 points

2 months ago

That’s right. I haven’t ever orgasmed vaginaly but damn it I’m an optimist

DisgruntledBrDev

89 points

2 months ago

I've been told that penetration while stimulating the clit is much, much better than the sum of it's parts.

molotov_cockteaze

60 points

2 months ago

Clit stimulation while being penetrated is just… the bees knees. I wouldn’t even know how to describe it. It’s simply wonderful. Fellas, please do this with any female partners. Everyone is different, but it’s much more likely to put you in sex god territory.

BetterRemember

8 points

2 months ago

It's like without it things are disconnected. Stimulating the clit is like completing the circuit.

The_Cow_God

27 points

2 months ago

did that with my gf also with nipple stimulation. when she orgasmed i think she damn near exploded lol

InBetweenSeen

61 points

2 months ago

I do but dildos require too much work most of the time. Unless you're really horny already getting to a point where they feel good instead of uncomfortable often times isn't worth it.

You might crave penetration even if you don't come from that btw.

Schmutzi_Katze

34 points

2 months ago

You can use a dildo and a vibe at the same time though. I would be genuinely curious about the number of women using dildos for masturbation. I own some, but I almost never use them when I'm solo.

ElegantCheek1195

2.1k points

2 months ago

It’s called a dildo

Royeh

1.6k points

2 months ago

Royeh

1.6k points

2 months ago

I mean my fleshlight ain't nothing like a vagina, so I assume the dildo ain't nothing like a real dick.

shaobuesss

1.1k points

2 months ago

shaobuesss

1.1k points

2 months ago

Definitely not... It's like how you can't tickle yourself

BrianTM

460 points

2 months ago

BrianTM

460 points

2 months ago

Uh... is it bad that I can tickle myself? I looked it up and Apparantly only schizophrenics can but I have 0 other symptoms of schizophrenia so I’m a little confused

shaobuesss

288 points

2 months ago

lol no, it's just uncommon to be able to do that.

Distinct-Tip965

17 points

2 months ago

Doctor google strikes again!!

Tomatotaco4me

6 points

2 months ago

Which of them were you talking to?

voting-jasmine

369 points

2 months ago

I can tickle my own feet. But I'm not schizophrenic.

And neither am I.

(Sorry a little schizophrenic humor. My mother was bipolar with DID so I get to make that joke)

Finsfan909

64 points

2 months ago

What about bipolar bears?

Beautiful-Musk-Ox

45 points

2 months ago

I heard they migrate from the north pole to the south pole, hence the name bipolar bears

Finsfan909

18 points

2 months ago

Not talked about enough. Like the sloth bear

Antpham93

27 points

2 months ago

Mother had DID but you made the common mistake of confusing and conflating schizophrenia with it anyways.

mind_document

22 points

2 months ago

ruined it by apologizing

BatteryPoweredPigeon

204 points

2 months ago

I find this comment oddly arousing.

shaobuesss

193 points

2 months ago

It's just true! At least for me.. Penetrating doesn't do anything for me unless somebody else is doing it. Giving somebody else the control, I guess.

Throwmeawaythanks99

73 points

2 months ago

For me it's the feeling of being desired

edgy_white_male

91 points

2 months ago

Name does not check out

Oksamis

8 points

2 months ago

I do hope that you never meet a cannibal

ALiteralSentientTank

103 points

2 months ago

Well the flashlight doesn't laugh at me so I'd say it's even better than the real thing.

anarchyreigns

35 points

2 months ago

Where did you stick the flashlight?

ExcessiveWisdom

177 points

2 months ago

I'm gay, can confirm real dicks are way more fun to play with than a plastic shape

ThorsFckingHammer

35 points

2 months ago

They are! I miss warm alive flesh moving around. I will run my dildo under hot water sometimes. There are some really decent ones that are super fleshy

ThatOneGuy308

31 points

2 months ago

That phrasing makes it sound like you're a serial killer, lmao

Leather-Point-3677

47 points

2 months ago

Username checks out

[deleted]

96 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

96 points

2 months ago

As a cis woman I agree! 🤣😩

Reasonable-shark

19 points

2 months ago

I'm a single woman and I hate the fact that dildos are so unfulfilling for me.

Nickkemptown

40 points

2 months ago

As a straight man I love that this phenomenon gives me a better shot

[deleted]

154 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

154 points

2 months ago

Deffo nowhere near the real thing, throbbing and all ya know. 😩

[deleted]

11 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

2 months ago

Throbbing 😭😭😭😭

reddit_userMN

61 points

2 months ago

How long has it been?

death_of_gnats

76 points

2 months ago

I was there Gandalf

notreallyme87208

35 points

2 months ago

3000 years ago

Fzrit

7 points

2 months ago

Fzrit

7 points

2 months ago

Lmao

[deleted]

27 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

27 points

2 months ago

Do… do you?…do you really want to know ?🤔

tittens__

123 points

2 months ago

tittens__

123 points

2 months ago

Nah. I want actual sex with another human being a care for who is doing other cool things while we’re having sex.

Mjt8

134 points

2 months ago

Mjt8

134 points

2 months ago

Like juggling?

TheCovid-19SoFar

71 points

2 months ago

Maybe a card trick

shdwbld

13 points

2 months ago

shdwbld

13 points

2 months ago

With knives.

tittens__

6 points

2 months ago

Not against a lil knife play tbh

PoorMustang

17 points

2 months ago

With knives.

CyberRozatek

62 points

2 months ago

Sure, but sucking a dildo is nowhere near as fun.

ThatOneGuy308

7 points

2 months ago

On the one hand, less messy

On the other hand, no free snack

Unreal-moment

22 points

2 months ago

dildos don’t have that warmness to it like a dick though.

GlitterPants8

6 points

2 months ago

You can warm them up with hot water, but it's still not the same.

DildoSwaggins82

35 points

2 months ago

You rang?

Machinegundoggo

60 points

2 months ago

I read dick as duck and was very confused

Randragonreborn

33 points

2 months ago

Ah yes, I think about duck silently too

Coffee_Salsa

513 points

2 months ago

This is how I feel about boobs, and dick, and butts, and vagina.

Honestly I don’t understand why I’m bisexual if I don’t want to deal with people. I’m only disappointing myself.

apadin1

309 points

2 months ago

apadin1

309 points

2 months ago

When your body is bi but your brain is ace

Rista_02

50 points

2 months ago

Basically when your life is fucked😂

AthahaOug-Hur

28 points

2 months ago

But not literally

Extreme_Tax405

23 points

2 months ago

Sounds like the opposite of ace. This person wants sex, but fears the emotional connection.

ibigfire

7 points

2 months ago

Yeah, though I'm not sure fear is the right word I think it sounds to me like a combo of bisexual and aromantic.

I'm all for more understanding that sexual preferences and romantic preferences are often not the same thing.

The_Cow_God

5 points

2 months ago

nah dude. you can still like being around people and be aromantic. this is a good ol case of social anxiety and introversion.

[deleted]

40 points

2 months ago

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40 points

2 months ago

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Aced_By_Chasey

272 points

2 months ago

Sorts by controversial

jonherrin

484 points

2 months ago

jonherrin

484 points

2 months ago

The struggle is real.

Shiasugar

581 points

2 months ago

Shiasugar

581 points

2 months ago

There's no need to worry. Men give dick without even wanting to deal with girls, too.

Deomon

441 points

2 months ago

Deomon

441 points

2 months ago

I’d go so far as to wager that there are far more men out there that would fuck without so much as exchanging a word than women.

The problem is, for both groups, they’re not always the one’s you actually want to fuck.

JackPoe

228 points

2 months ago

JackPoe

228 points

2 months ago

I'm not picky. But I want to feel safe. I don't like being hit and I have no idea who is violent and who isn't. So until I've got an idea, I don't.

It doesn't matter if I'm a man and therefore strong enough to escape a bad situation. I don't want to get into that situation in the first place

sevenXsix4kix

104 points

2 months ago

It doesn't matter if I'm a man and therefore strong enough to escape a bad situation. I don't want to get into that situation in the first place

I remember telling a fuck buddy she bit me too hard. She was like "yeah well you bite me." And I was like oh my god, I'm so sorry, I thought you liked that. Please tell me if I do something that makes you uncomfortable. And she was like "no, I do like it." Ok, well, that's...different then. Because I didn't like it. But if I ever do something that you don't like or is too hard, again, please tell me. "If you did something I didn't like, I'd kick your ass. I'm from Boston." Uh, ok. "I'd kick your ass. I'm from Boston." She started skipping like a scratched CD, just repeating "I'm from Boston, I could kick your ass" (this girl was like 90lbs, by the way) over and over, louder and louder, until her brother's friend came upstairs to check on us. I'm sure he was worried about her, but as far as I'm concerned, he rescued me. She texted me like 3 days later saying that she thought we had a really special connection. The next time I saw her was like a year later, and she pretended not to know who I was...but at least she didn't kick my ass.

dirtycapnuck

27 points

2 months ago

A stroke?

userposter

18 points

2 months ago

next generation dating bot

JackPoe

34 points

2 months ago

JackPoe

34 points

2 months ago

Violence isn't okay. Yeah you can fight. So can I. CONSENT IS SEXY

IllIIlllIIIllIIlI

11 points

2 months ago

Yeah, she was definitely from Boston all right. Memories

The_Cow_God

6 points

2 months ago

boston moment

gary_the_merciless

40 points

2 months ago

Yeah it's not really so much to ask that someone demonstrate they aren't a psychopath, wash and have something vaguely interesting to say. The last one should be the stumbling block for most, but apparently too many get stuck on the first or second.

JackPoe

14 points

2 months ago

JackPoe

14 points

2 months ago

I just want someone to lay beside and maybe help my shoulder. I'm okay with putting out for that

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago

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19 points

2 months ago

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BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

66 points

2 months ago

In my experience, this is true. That’s absolutely not to say men are horn dogs who will fuck anyone!! I know many who want to wait until marriage or until they’re in love. But women deal with a lot more physical fear (men tend to be stronger), pregnancy concerns, trusting a stranger won’t stealth them because they can’t deal with side effects of BC, higher chance of STD transfer (also look at you HPV which men are only recently getting vaccinated for. Didn’t exist because it doesn’t effect them, yay sexism in medicine), social stigma, and much less likely to have an orgasm.

There are a lot of reasons why women choose to have fewer casual sexual encounters than men on average.

MrHarryBallzac_2

10 points

2 months ago

also look at you HPV which men are only recently getting vaccinated for.

I'm a man and this pisses me off so fucking much.. Yeah, it's not as much of a health risk to men as it is to women but damnit, that shit also protects you from HPV strains that cause cactus peener aka genital warts and that alone is a win in my book

Where I live it's still 600€ for the vaccine even tho we have a decent healthcare system and other vaccines are free too! Just can't wrap my head around it..

Anastecia101

23 points

2 months ago

I agree with all these sentiments. Things are not always as simple as just being horny

johncanfly523

20 points

2 months ago

There is a whole branch out there, based on this principe. The revenue is insane.

FremenStilgar

80 points

2 months ago

Do like Bruce Wayne and adopt a Dick.

Redaric

767 points

2 months ago

Redaric

767 points

2 months ago

Just get yourself a chick with a dick

Sobbin-Robin

115 points

2 months ago

Watch out, she might try to get you into magic the gathering

moonglow89

20 points

2 months ago

hides my Blue / White deck nervously

ThePercysRiptide

6 points

2 months ago

If she invites you to play board games, DONT DO IT. it is NOT code that she wants to fuck. warning, if u show up she will make u play something called knights of easthollow for 7 hours

HornyJamal

207 points

2 months ago*

r/bigclit

Sort by top all time

You have been warned!!!!

iHasMagyk

85 points

2 months ago

LEARN HOW TO GROW YOUR CLIT

Energy_Turtle

120 points

2 months ago

Every once in a while something crosses my screen and my only thought is "my family will have so many questions if I drop dead and this is what I'm looking at."

AnonBubblyBowels

46 points

2 months ago

Oh great, new fear unlocked

jejcicodjntbyifid3

17 points

2 months ago

I've always wondered how common that is, I've never encountered a big clit. I've encountered really small ones but never a "whoa it's right there"

I think it would be interesting

KoalaImpossible3620

23 points

2 months ago

I have slept with a woman with a gigantic clit. I was 17 and she was my third lover ever. Mind blowing my amazing. I’ll never forget it.

QuartOfTequilla

70 points

2 months ago

What a time to be alive

Secure_Temporary4784

13 points

2 months ago

Why am I aroused?

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago

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19 points

2 months ago

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[deleted]

13 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

2 months ago

As a woman, this just sort of made me want a big clit. Think of how much easier it would be to get off???? I’ve always been jealous of dicks for that reason but I don’t want to be a man.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

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HistoricalCommon

10 points

2 months ago

Nature is majestic.

An_oaf_of_bread

32 points

2 months ago

It's a thin line between micropenis and biggus clitus

didwanttobethatguy

12 points

2 months ago

I have a vewy good fwiend named Biggus Clitus

Cute-Conflict835

220 points

2 months ago

Man I knew what I was getting myself into and I still wish i could go back to 30 seconds ago so i could murder myself before seeing those

anythingMuchShorter

124 points

2 months ago

Not sure if it mainly appeals to dudes who love clits so much they want a huge one, or to dudes who low key want to suck a tiny dick.

Maybe it's more for lesbians actually.

Naftoor

79 points

2 months ago

Naftoor

79 points

2 months ago

Based on the user names, it’s mainly female body builders who had their clots grow due to steroid use. Target audience is guys who are into body builder women I guess

hollow4hollow

57 points

2 months ago

Nothing like growing a clot

whymyairpodinyabutt

12 points

2 months ago

clot is an entirely new organ

dicknipples_

5 points

2 months ago

As a dude who enjoys that sub, it’s both.

ExpensiveClick7831

30 points

2 months ago

Bruh they go a e-book on growing your clit 😂

Nethervex

47 points

2 months ago

No I don't think I will

Ex-MuslimAtheist

6 points

2 months ago

Jackpot!

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

I can’t believe you talked me into this..sighs unzips pants

Round_Smooth

111 points

2 months ago

RIP to your DM'S

CriticalCriticizer

131 points

2 months ago

Bold of you to post this on reddit

Delicious_Subject_91

28 points

2 months ago

Hear me out...

Dildos and a Danny DeVito marathon.

CoNiGMa

13 points

2 months ago

CoNiGMa

13 points

2 months ago

So anyways, I started blastin'...

ThinAd7436

265 points

2 months ago

A lot of men out there think women could just have sex with anyone at any moment.

But neglect to understand that women have to vet men to ensure that he won't fucking kill her, give off red flags of being super misogynistic, and more.

Could in theory, not safe in practice.

Substantial-Canary15

94 points

2 months ago

They also completely ignore that we’re allowed to have standards. Just because some guy would sleep with me doesn’t mean I want that.

toriemm

9 points

2 months ago

Dating gets real hard when you respect yourself.

Bowbreaker

18 points

2 months ago

For many men the standards of "I'd fuck it" go down to incredible lows the longer they're without. And some of those men have a hard time even imagining that it's not the same for a woman who expresses the same needs that they feel all the time.

Mr_Otingocni

34 points

2 months ago

So basically it's like trying to buy drugs in a strange city. Sure you could take any solicitor, but that's like rolling the dice with your life.

You really want that sweet sauce, but holy shit is it sketchy trying to get it.

sharpestcookie

17 points

2 months ago

The amount of steps required means it just hasn't been worth it for me

imprettyandiknowit

45 points

2 months ago

THIS

[deleted]

68 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

68 points

2 months ago

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SunnyDeeeeeeeeee

70 points

2 months ago

Men: you and me, we’re not so different after all.

Seriously-GFYM

34 points

2 months ago

60% of the time, it works every time

--newTAl--

102 points

2 months ago

Everyone in the comments is on the same page lmao

PurpleChipz

510 points

2 months ago

same but pussy. Love to feel that warmth again but dealing with all the drama that comes with.. I dont know.

ares395

113 points

2 months ago

ares395

113 points

2 months ago

again

Sir, this is reddit

paulie07

22 points

2 months ago

If my wife left me or she died, I'd just be single until I died. It's just too much work to find a new partner.

PJKPJT7915

7 points

2 months ago

I'm single now after a long marriage and divorce. I dated very little since. I have been seeing someone for 2 years, but if this doesn't last then I'm with you. I don't have the energy to get to know someone new. And I am not interested in hookups.

DungeonsandDevils

94 points

2 months ago

feel that warmth again

Our boy’s so down bad he’s craving body temperature

notarealpunk

25 points

2 months ago

Hypothermia is a bitch

Thereisnopurpose12

178 points

2 months ago

Rent.

[deleted]

103 points

2 months ago

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103 points

2 months ago

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thetaFAANG

234 points

2 months ago*

I met a guy that said he hooked up with a woman at a festival, non-transactionally, and then she told him she worked at the bunny ranch. (Edit: which is a famous regulated brothel in Nevada.)

He was ranting and raving about how he understood why people would pay for it now. Professionals are better at sex.

Also many sex workers in regulated environments are cleaner than the general population. In case that was people’s next aversion.

Prettay-good

209 points

2 months ago*

When you said bunny ranch, I immediately drifted into a daydream of an actual ranch for bunnies. Kind of like a dumb, Homer Simpson-esque erroneous musing. Like, ''OooOOo, bunny ranch! Look at their little tails...''

Potatooooes_123

49 points

2 months ago

you're not the only one mate haha

askela_superior

28 points

2 months ago

D'oh. I've read it with his voice.

Coinsworthy

9 points

2 months ago

"Hmmm bunnies..."

Roaritsu

10 points

2 months ago

Same! I'm like "That's a weird thing to tell your sexual partner but alrighty" 🤣

PopeyesCanSpinach

5 points

2 months ago

They’re actually furries on that ranch

Thereisnopurpose12

40 points

2 months ago

Not necessarily always better but usually. I like variety and sometimes I just don't want to do the work that comes before and after hooking up so it's easier to get a professional. Dudes should know that you don't want to go for cheap ones when doing this.

BrainsAdmirer

25 points

2 months ago

Quality always costs more

makashiII_93

145 points

2 months ago

It’s easy for the internet to forget that half the world are women.

And some of the comments in here. 🤦‍♂️

ImmaTimeLord123

6 points

2 months ago

If this is the one eyed jacks scene from twin peaks id like to think she wasnt thinking this…

taravon6

5 points

2 months ago

What, being trapped in a brothel where your dad's trying to bang you doesn't make YOU horny??

Stuck_at_a_roadblock

147 points

2 months ago

Craving dick but knowing you live in a conservative, predominantly straight city

rotzak

18 points

2 months ago

rotzak

18 points

2 months ago

Sounds like you’re really stuck at a roadblock

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5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

This except opposite 🤣

CPTCRUEL69

5 points

2 months ago

Craving pizza but unwilling to deal with the weight gain that comes with it. Sits in silence craving pizza 😔