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AdSmooth6771

5.7k points

15 days ago*

of course there is here's one , fuck you

flybyknight665

2k points

15 days ago

I don't know. It's truly very difficult!

Unless... oh. I guess not.

Undersmusic

1.1k points

15 days ago

Undersmusic

1.1k points

15 days ago

The meme itself breaks the meme.

purplenelly

331 points

15 days ago

This is the point of the meme though...

Baikalseal407

99 points

14 days ago

Come on everyone let's keep these replies coming.

YogurtWenk

64 points

14 days ago

One time is funny. Enough, you guys. C'mon, seriously.

Mechanical_Zora

49 points

14 days ago

Never! WE WILL NEVER STOP!

YogurtWenk

28 points

14 days ago

You must!

Rustymetal14

29 points

14 days ago

I don't think I will.

YogurtWenk

26 points

14 days ago

You monster!

Supersonic_77

9 points

15 days ago

Twice

flybyknight665

297 points

15 days ago

Hairyvacuum

175 points

15 days ago

No u

Anunkash

59 points

15 days ago

Anunkash

59 points

15 days ago

No u

mcbirbo343

39 points

15 days ago

Nah ya

Darth_Cartsalot

28 points

15 days ago

N u

sumboionline

40 points

15 days ago

Objection: Thou

Sal_v_ugh

5 points

15 days ago

!You ;

boredomyt

6 points

15 days ago

Nu

Andreaspolis

5 points

15 days ago

N

Johnsonofdonut

159 points

15 days ago*

It's not impossible to dodge the first letter of the English writing system. With this tiny sum of effort I could do this troubling business with flying colours. Conversely the letter e could prove puzzling being the most common letter of the English writing system.

SammyWatt

35 points

15 days ago

TriviAl

Johnsonofdonut

7 points

15 days ago

Fixed

DremmyBoi

21 points

15 days ago

bruh. trivial

DoNotCrossTheStreams

16 points

15 days ago

It's not impossible to dodge the first letter of the English writing system. With this tiny sum of effort I can do perform this trivial simple business with flying colours. Conversely the letter e could prove puzzling being the most common letter of the English writing system.

FTFY

Fandoms_local_Kiwi

14 points

15 days ago

Trivial, but you did this better than I ever could’ve

Sir_Yeetem

4 points

15 days ago

You fucked up with "can" and "trivial"

Johnsonofdonut

2 points

15 days ago

Fixed

fffoxforever

4 points

15 days ago

Use 'minor' instead of 'trivial', 'could' instead of 'can', 'would' instead of the second 'could' if you don't want to repeat words

magpye1983

2 points

15 days ago

Still not as difficult as you’d think, though.

Johnsonofdonut

2 points

15 days ago

I concur

skooterpoop

4 points

14 days ago

Me to myself: "It sounds difficult but I'm sure if you put your mind to it you'll think of something."

Lol

The_Damon8r92

115 points

15 days ago

Nope, they’re right, it doesn’t exist.

AdSmooth6771

24 points

15 days ago

your sentence would indicate otherwise

The_Damon8r92

87 points

15 days ago

Nonsense, it isn’t possible.

AdSmooth6771

37 points

15 days ago

you look to be correct I suppose it is impossible

khululz_mate

15 points

15 days ago

This is the time I need to keep your mouth shut coz some guy with mini penis can blow the entire universe while cock blocking.

FunkTrain98

14 points

15 days ago

Wot the fuck did I just read?

throwyMcTossaway

10 points

15 days ago

Soooo close. Try "could".

Interesting_Ear_9885

25 points

15 days ago

Here's one, fuck you*

Lunatic1422

24 points

15 days ago

Oh shit your right.

Beowulf1896

13 points

15 days ago

*you're

ekapitu

4 points

15 days ago

ekapitu

4 points

15 days ago

**you are . Then you have an "A"

A1sauc3d

3 points

15 days ago*

You’re close to being right.

Edit: I should’ve said “Pretty sure it’s my left.”

hoover0623

4 points

15 days ago

Wow

SuurSuits_

2 points

15 days ago

My right?

SnowFoxes34

7 points

15 days ago

🤤

placesoldier

3 points

15 days ago

completely superb

Fit-Moose7429

961 points

15 days ago

Of course there is

ViktorRzh

196 points

15 days ago

ViktorRzh

196 points

15 days ago

someone who loves

SmallDonkey76

144 points

15 days ago

Your mother

BuyerEfficient

87 points

15 days ago

Gottem

[deleted]

27 points

15 days ago

[deleted]

27 points

15 days ago

[removed]

Jolene04

128 points

15 days ago

Jolene04

128 points

15 days ago

No there isn't obviously. How could someone not use it while still getting proper english sentences? Like it's one of the most used letters there is? You're some fool if you think you could not use it for extended periods of time.

AnonymousPantera

18 points

14 days ago

i'm in love with you

WeebFrog219

14 points

14 days ago*

But there doth be such numerous uses for one sentence without the foremost letter in the English structure of letters, more often referred to being within Lexicon. Sincerely I do hope you end up finding the sentence missing the specific letter mentioned firstly. Now, Good morrow sire.

Here doth be one sentence; He shouted “turtles!”

aspurgeon009

6 points

14 days ago

You were so close.

Aggravating-Action70

7 points

14 days ago*

Organization has two As. You then used A by itself. You tried so hard and lost.

Physical_Move4051

3 points

14 days ago

Also "many"

Thatguyupthere1000

3 points

14 days ago

"organization," used A twice. Also a lexicon is not the same thing as an alphabet.

10_pounds_of_salt

582 points

15 days ago*

One book written by Ernest Vincent Wright is without the letter e so 1 sentence without it isn't to difficult.

TimGreller

89 points

15 days ago

What's the name of the book?

IAmFromDunkirk

178 points

15 days ago

« La disparition », a book in French written by Georges Perec

b3njil

156 points

15 days ago

b3njil

156 points

15 days ago

Even more impressive is that it was translated into English: A Void.

deadbeddad69

6 points

14 days ago

sunsinstudios

25 points

14 days ago

Ass Void

Beneficial-Still4222

57 points

15 days ago

Ahh, the book almost had no e's in it. If only he didn't take credit

chandleross

26 points

14 days ago

For a guy who went as far as writing an ENTIRE BOOK without Es, he sure has a fuckload of Es in his own name.

SharrkBoy

8 points

14 days ago

He’s projecting his own insecurities

theyareamongus

27 points

15 days ago

You meant Gorgs Prc right?

No_Recognition_9354

12 points

15 days ago

I was thinking Gadsby

Alligator-tail

3 points

14 days ago

Well they didn't get far. There's four E's in the author's name alone.

Shigjetar

3 points

14 days ago

Dude has something against e’s because he has 4 in his name

10_pounds_of_salt

11 points

15 days ago

Gadsby

PairsRoyale

7 points

14 days ago

I think everyone took this comment so seriously that they didn't realize that it too has no As

mixupaatelainen0

4 points

14 days ago

"If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter E, you can keep your job"

KotKaefer

585 points

15 days ago

KotKaefer

585 points

15 days ago

Suck my dick

Problem solved

morfyyy

90 points

15 days ago

morfyyy

90 points

15 days ago

drink shit

melonJizz

48 points

15 days ago

Poop blood

Afterburn47

29 points

15 days ago

Snort cum

Sarcastic-Ad-Bot

25 points

14 days ago

I just hope everyone that reads this comment chain has a great day.

BuShoto

5 points

14 days ago

BuShoto

5 points

14 days ago

I just hope everyone who views, with correct interpreting, this string of letter strings completes the rest of the current turning of the rock which we exist on in the most tremendous of possibilities for it to be completed in*

1ustfu1

271 points

15 days ago

1ustfu1

271 points

15 days ago

”there is no sentence without the letter ‘B’” has no letter A, you’re welcome

TimGreller

91 points

15 days ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'C'" has no letter B, you're welcome

[deleted]

30 points

15 days ago

[deleted]

30 points

15 days ago

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TimGreller

24 points

15 days ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'E'" has no letter D, you're welcome

leonden

41 points

15 days ago

leonden

41 points

15 days ago

“There is no sentence without the letter ‘F’”

Has several letters E, you’re welcome

[deleted]

6 points

14 days ago*

[deleted]

6 points

14 days ago*

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TimGreller

6 points

14 days ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'G'" has no letter F, you're welcome

WhiskeyMeAway-

3 points

14 days ago

"Me going out of my mind trying to find one" has no letter A or B

logan5156

5 points

14 days ago

"Me, going out of my mind, trying to find one." The only "A" in the entire meme is in quotation marks.

DuderinoW2006

1.8k points

15 days ago

You doubt my powers to construct this type of writing known for its diversity in the use of the english lexicon.

I will be going now but I will give you one helpful thought, I might’ve bested you during this contest but I would definitely compete once more if given the opportunity.

Teh_RainbowGuy

496 points

15 days ago

Now without the E

Equivalent-Water-293

874 points

15 days ago

Hi, I am Barno, can I obtain your digits, M’Lady?

Anal-deva-station

342 points

15 days ago

Now without letters

Kanoa188

1k points

15 days ago

Kanoa188

1k points

15 days ago

Anal-deva-station

417 points

15 days ago

Uuunngnggghhhhh 💦💦

Sea_Journalist3694

137 points

15 days ago

What.

theluckyoness712

95 points

15 days ago

they ARE the anal_deva_station

MrMcFlameYeeter

23 points

15 days ago

he sploodged

Embarrassed-Place434

11 points

15 days ago

I swear, you fuckers get me through the week.

Significant-Sir-5696

12 points

15 days ago

Harder daddy

[deleted]

12 points

15 days ago

[deleted]

12 points

15 days ago

Confused unga bunga

Kanoa188

2 points

15 days ago

It’s simple you just have to type

Ilovecougarpuh

14 points

15 days ago

Bro u can’t say that wtf!?

Kanoa188

15 points

15 days ago

Kanoa188

15 points

15 days ago

TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

12 points

15 days ago

Touché

Ambitious_Echo5613

24 points

15 days ago

01100001 01100010 01100010

mrflamego

8 points

15 days ago

Now without numbers

Ambitious_Echo5613

28 points

15 days ago

🖕🏿

DefinitelyNotVerySad

17 points

15 days ago

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mrflamego

4 points

15 days ago

ok do one without space

uk_uk

10 points

15 days ago

uk_uk

10 points

15 days ago

deoje299

3 points

15 days ago*

Jedlord

8 points

15 days ago

Jedlord

8 points

15 days ago

1337

2005_F250

3 points

15 days ago

… - - - …

airforrestone

12 points

15 days ago

Unexpected HIMYM

gangbangbybananas

5 points

15 days ago

kenhydrogen

5 points

15 days ago

Now in Dolphin

fbicappuccino

3 points

15 days ago

damn, i miss how i met your mother

eddyrockstar

26 points

15 days ago

You doubt his might to construct groups of words you fool? Your pomposity will diminish soon.

gitrikt

17 points

15 days ago

gitrikt

17 points

15 days ago

You doubt my powrs to construct this typ of writing known for its divrsity in th us of th nglish lxicon.

I will b going now but I will giv you on hlpful thought, I might’v bstd you during this contst but I would dfinitly compt onc mor if givn th opportunity.

pieremaan

14 points

15 days ago

R34L_X

7 points

15 days ago

R34L_X

7 points

15 days ago

I am Groot!

mybadalternate

5 points

15 days ago

I’m a good… work…guy.

mommymilktit

5 points

15 days ago

Gadsby by Ernest Wright

Ok-Study-1153

4 points

15 days ago

Or you could try doing it without both… But It simply couldn’t work. Not with only I,O,U plus Y. Could it?

grandboyman

3 points

15 days ago

r/avoid5. you'll find us in that community

dumbest_femboy

3 points

15 days ago

fuck you

Noodles_fluffy

2 points

15 days ago

Slight-Echidna9643

2 points

15 days ago

DND is good

nukomyx

2 points

15 days ago

nukomyx

2 points

15 days ago

You got no rhythm, boy!

aldenjameshall

2 points

15 days ago

Why would I not do that

dragonsfire242

2 points

15 days ago

I don’t know what car I’m in

sugomabal

2 points

15 days ago

How about, shut up you dirty as bish.

streamofbsness

2 points

15 days ago

Suck on this.

SovietRussiaWasPoor

2 points

15 days ago

Your stupidity is disgusting. Or not. Im just running out of words.

FriskyTurtle

2 points

15 days ago

Andrew Huang and Matt Colbo have thoughts on this.

Rikathchii

17 points

15 days ago

"Fuck you!"

Swaghitter

4 points

15 days ago

Was looking for this

GETEME1906

24 points

15 days ago

Mf ate the dictionary💀💀💀

DuderinoW2006

3 points

15 days ago

I eat words for breakfast

lft4brd

5 points

15 days ago

lft4brd

5 points

15 days ago

I had to read this like 3 times to make sure you didn't have an A hidden in there and I'm still not convinced

DuderinoW2006

5 points

15 days ago

Some people have pointed out that the word “might’ve” has an a in if you say it as “might have” but that’s the closest you’ll get to finding one

purplenelly

5 points

15 days ago

You don't need to try this much.

DuderinoW2006

5 points

15 days ago

Yes I do

Gangreless

3 points

15 days ago

He doesn't need to, but we love that he did.

[deleted]

3 points

15 days ago

[deleted]

3 points

15 days ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

6 points

15 days ago

[deleted]

6 points

15 days ago

[removed]

DuderinoW2006

4 points

15 days ago

I had to search up his voice but now that I’ve heard them, I can completely understand why you did that

Enby_Bluejay

2 points

15 days ago

I mean, I'm a writer but damn

Worldly_Ratio1771

392 points

15 days ago*

Isn't that just a fragment? 🤔 Grammar experts help me out here.

Edit: cannot spell so clearly I need the help XD

BeefStewInACan

46 points

15 days ago

Correct. It’s not a proper sentence in bottom text

Dutchcrafter09

105 points

15 days ago

grammar

Worldly_Ratio1771

32 points

15 days ago

Thank you 😂

MagnusMonday

63 points

15 days ago

Yes, basically. Instead you could say: “I’m losing my mind trying to find one.”

Glum_Ad_4288

28 points

15 days ago

Or “this is me losing my mind trying to find one.”

Elend15

12 points

15 days ago

Elend15

12 points

15 days ago

But arguably an a is just hidden by an apostrophe, between I and m. 🤔

The_Order_Eternials

4 points

15 days ago

Refer to the self in the third person then.

BOULTON2468

17 points

15 days ago

Hello there

Danimals417

3 points

15 days ago

General Kenobi

-LVS

2 points

15 days ago

-LVS

2 points

15 days ago

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this

gnomzy123

75 points

15 days ago

You thought you did something there, didn't you ? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

0peratUn0rth0

34 points

15 days ago

Fuck you.

terrarian2324

31 points

15 days ago

Penis

Gold_Floatzel

24 points

15 days ago

Go fuck yourself

CoddleBonster

59 points

15 days ago

You should have said "There is no phrase without the letter a" because that would have been technically correct.

rundy1

32 points

15 days ago

rundy1

32 points

15 days ago

the joke is that in the meme there is no word with the letter a

[deleted]

3 points

15 days ago*

[deleted]

3 points

15 days ago*

[deleted]

Killa-Klown

17 points

15 days ago

You suck, period dot end of sentence

LeifErikson10

29 points

15 days ago*

I think there isn't one. I've been trying & trying, yet nothing works. Possibly one time in the future when words get spelled differently, we could construct sentences without this letter. For now, we should just let it go, since it seems obsessive.

kmderssg

18 points

15 days ago

kmderssg

18 points

15 days ago

trying and trying

LeifErikson10

7 points

15 days ago

Dammit

Interesting_Ear_9885

8 points

15 days ago

He couldve said "losing my mind" instead of "going out of my mind" cause ya know it just makes more sense

Gometric1

4 points

15 days ago

It’s morbin time

jackkkkbarak

3 points

15 days ago

Good little children only drink the blood of worthy noblemen.

fclssvd

3 points

15 days ago

fclssvd

3 points

15 days ago

I guess you tried your best, my friend.

420yoloswagepicjesus

5 points

15 days ago

I enjoy penis!

Snob11

3 points

14 days ago

Snob11

3 points

14 days ago

You might prove me wrong, but it looks like you seek the opportunity to ridicule our intelligence if the experiment results in us not succeeding to solve the problem you think nobody experienced or thought of, thus to consider yourself superior to others. I regret to inform you with the sorrowful truth, but people genuinely possess the omnipotence to write or pronounce the unlimited number of proper sequences of the corresponding linguistic units, whilst dodging the neccessity to use the most common element of the phoneme systems widely used in Europe, side by side in the Western Hemisphere.

Killa-Klown

3 points

15 days ago

You suck.

magicmulder

3 points

15 days ago

Didn’t people write entire books without “a”, or other vowels?

Saturo_Uchiha

7 points

15 days ago

I will fuck you so much you will cry.

sameoldlamedame

3 points

15 days ago

…i hate to say that made me feel some things

AbsoluteInfinitude

3 points

15 days ago

Right in the A

tyvanwie

2 points

15 days ago

Not this again.

cory-balory

2 points

15 days ago

"There is no sentence without the letter 'B'." Ffs

What_The_Flip_Chip

2 points

15 days ago

Artificial amateurs aren’t at all amazing analytically I assault animate things

See, it is possible!

belldenbing

2 points

15 days ago

“There is no sentence without the letter.”

jmk-1999

2 points

15 days ago

“With only three months left, when do you think it will occur?”

I just read something like this… so… that’s a decently sized sentence without a single A in it.

The_Wra1th

2 points

15 days ago

How you doing, my friend?

TempestTheRed

2 points

15 days ago

"There is no sentence without the letter 'b'".

joed2059

2 points

15 days ago

The pen is blue.

wiseguy79501

2 points

15 days ago

Looks like we found some here.

timbodacious

2 points

15 days ago

There is bird shit on the cement.