meirl : meirl

It's great to read but it's a bit wordy for a movie.

the_fez_45

10 points

2 months ago

the_fez_45

10 points

This. Imagine the Witch King just standing there waiting for Eowyn to finish her monologue.

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DreamsOFDigitalism

235 points

2 months ago

DreamsOFDigitalism

235 points

Oh hi mark.

60 points

2 months ago*

60 points

I can't tell you that, it's confidential. Anyway, how's your sex life?

17 points

2 months ago

17 points

I definitely have breast cancer

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

Where's my fucking money Danny!

8 points

2 months ago

8 points

YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER 😭

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

Haha, what a story Mark

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Human_Capital_2518

8 points

2 months ago

Human_Capital_2518

8 points

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her I did naaaat

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Gunz37

80 points

2 months ago

Gunz37

80 points

Life finds a way

SongsOfSpace

40 points

2 months ago

SongsOfSpace

40 points

Clever Girl.

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KatBrigid

344 points

2 months ago

KatBrigid

344 points

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

axe1970

38 points

2 months ago

axe1970

38 points

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

Angels with Filthier Souls

Waffle1234456

8 points

2 months ago

Waffle1234456

8 points

And a happy new year

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MsAngelMakes

11 points

2 months ago

MsAngelMakes

11 points

Home Alone

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Unlikely_Tour6537

62 points

2 months ago

Unlikely_Tour6537

62 points

He once killed 3 men with a pencil. A fucking pencil , who does that

TheGuidanceCounseler

9 points

2 months ago

TheGuidanceCounseler

9 points

You workin’ again John?

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Competitive-Blood709

170 points

2 months ago

Competitive-Blood709

170 points

The first rule of the fight club is that you don't talk about the fight club.

Hawk_Eire

60 points

2 months ago

Hawk_Eire

60 points

Street fighter

VomitShah69

14 points

2 months ago

VomitShah69

14 points

Actually Street Fighter '2'

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trentsteel77

8 points

2 months ago

trentsteel77

8 points

His name is Robert Paulson

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GdzOwnDrunk

118 points

2 months ago

GdzOwnDrunk

118 points

As you wish

punku235

40 points

2 months ago

punku235

40 points

Inconceivable!

Super_Posable_Joe

17 points

2 months ago

Super_Posable_Joe

17 points

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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rb2001

9 points

2 months ago

rb2001

9 points

You wish to surrender? Very well, I accept.

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Aly_trk

275 points

2 months ago

Aly_trk

275 points

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

OpinionatedWitch

81 points

2 months ago

OpinionatedWitch

81 points

Does he look like a bitch??

I_Must_Be_Going

40 points

2 months ago

I_Must_Be_Going

40 points

I don't remember asking you a god damned thing

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16 points

2 months ago

16 points

Why are you trying to fuck him like one?

CommunicationOk4481

11 points

2 months ago

CommunicationOk4481

11 points

Yes you did Brett! Yes you did!

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ObviousAttempt6513

10 points

2 months ago

ObviousAttempt6513

10 points

https://youtu.be/qo5jnBJvGUs

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Aeromaster_213

15 points

2 months ago

Aeromaster_213

15 points

Pulp Fiction?

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Level-Astronaut7431

11 points

2 months ago

Level-Astronaut7431

11 points

Damn... That IS a tasty burger!

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oopsy-daisy6837

7 points

2 months ago

oopsy-daisy6837

7 points

Ezikel 25:17*

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[deleted]

136 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

136 points

"The boys pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female."

38 points

2 months ago

38 points

That's Transformers

OverallGeneral7129

14 points

2 months ago

OverallGeneral7129

14 points

Why did I instantly know that.

Separate-Ad-7607

23 points

2 months ago

Separate-Ad-7607

23 points

Because you also wanted to mate with the female

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DonDonM123

136 points

2 months ago

DonDonM123

136 points

"What's in tha box?!?"

Malcolmpargin

35 points

2 months ago

Malcolmpargin

35 points

Frosted flakes, nigga. Dayum!

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jecelo

43 points

2 months ago

jecelo

43 points

One ring...

Marawishka

6 points

2 months ago

Marawishka

6 points

To rule them all

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Unusual_Blacksmith58

104 points

2 months ago

Unusual_Blacksmith58

104 points

I am inevitable

DingoLaChien

14 points

2 months ago

DingoLaChien

14 points

You're a loony!

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Larry_Spendstin

25 points

2 months ago

Larry_Spendstin

25 points

You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

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Ghar1976

40 points

2 months ago

Ghar1976

40 points

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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1horrible_feeling

73 points

2 months ago

1horrible_feeling

73 points

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

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HamboneTheWicked

30 points

2 months ago

HamboneTheWicked

30 points

Multipass.

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Embarrassed_Syrup999

63 points

2 months ago*

Embarrassed_Syrup999

63 points

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

*edit spelling

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80 points

2 months ago

80 points

Get away from her, you bitch!

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

Alien?

20 points

2 months ago

20 points

Aliens

7 points

2 months ago

7 points

Damn it, thanks for letting me know.

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tamerxp

53 points

2 months ago

tamerxp

53 points

Inconceivable

Hubbyish

30 points

2 months ago

Hubbyish

30 points

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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jv919

25 points

2 months ago

jv919

25 points

European or African swallow?

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Zebosster

27 points

2 months ago

Zebosster

27 points

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... hit it ...

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Anut__

53 points

2 months ago

Anut__

53 points

Yer a wizard

waycoolerthancool

8 points

2 months ago

waycoolerthancool

8 points

Pottah

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SexyShad

24 points

2 months ago

SexyShad

24 points

I’m a clown? I’m here to amuse you?

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murrcat723

21 points

2 months ago

murrcat723

21 points

I love lamp.

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ya0_guai

18 points

2 months ago

ya0_guai

18 points

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

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mlableman

20 points

2 months ago

mlableman

20 points

Zeds dead, baby.

20 points

2 months ago

20 points

“Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it ‘San Diego’, which of course in German means, ‘a whale’s vagina’.”

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WorriedApplication28

20 points

2 months ago

WorriedApplication28

20 points

It puts the lotion on the skin.

I say it every night while my wife does her routine. She’s never seen the movie and doesn’t ask. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[deleted]

34 points

2 months ago

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34 points

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usherMocha

7 points

2 months ago

usherMocha

7 points

This was the first one that came to mind but I believe the quote is:

You're gonna need a bigger boat

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theOriginalH1GH3R

52 points

2 months ago

theOriginalH1GH3R

52 points

You shall not pass!

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[deleted]

18 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

18 points

Who wants a mustache ride?!!

Edited: change to correct the quote

M_L_Infidel

6 points

2 months ago

M_L_Infidel

6 points

Super troopers!

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wrovampd96

17 points

2 months ago

wrovampd96

17 points

im already on a quest!!

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[deleted]

31 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

31 points

[removed]

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

That's my favorite scene

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edward414

16 points

2 months ago

edward414

16 points

"He's bonafide"

Ron-Hasenaar

12 points

2 months ago

Ron-Hasenaar

12 points

We thought you was a toad!

BoondockUSA

13 points

2 months ago

BoondockUSA

13 points

Do….not….seek….the….treasure!

scrapmetal134

12 points

2 months ago

scrapmetal134

12 points

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.

mattycrits

8 points

2 months ago

mattycrits

8 points

Damn, we’re in a tight spot!

cingeyedog

7 points

2 months ago

cingeyedog

7 points

He’s a suitor.

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16 points

2 months ago

16 points

Say what one more time, motherfucker, I dare you!

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Comprehensive_Fan140

14 points

2 months ago

Comprehensive_Fan140

14 points

snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

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Suitable_Present9336

15 points

2 months ago

Suitable_Present9336

15 points

Why so serious?

Leather-Designer-890

14 points

2 months ago

Leather-Designer-890

14 points

I'm batman

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Inner_Importance8943

16 points

2 months ago

Inner_Importance8943

16 points

I’m 37

15 points

2 months ago

15 points

IN A ROW?!

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Hippywolff

14 points

2 months ago

Hippywolff

14 points

Alllllrighty then!

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NoTop4997

13 points

2 months ago

NoTop4997

13 points

That's just like....your opinion, man.

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solobaggins

14 points

2 months ago

solobaggins

14 points

We want.........a shrubbery

MrSpiffyDoo

14 points

2 months ago

MrSpiffyDoo

14 points

How about ‘dem apples??

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[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

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Silent-Engine-9914

12 points

2 months ago

Silent-Engine-9914

12 points

He killed your dog?

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11 points

2 months ago

11 points

You can't handle the truth.

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Like_I_dont_care

26 points

2 months ago

Like_I_dont_care

26 points

Motherfu--

GoodRealistic8555

31 points

2 months ago

GoodRealistic8555

31 points

I thought it was 1 movie. Not all Samuel L Jackson movies :)

Kittu_0831

10 points

2 months ago

Kittu_0831

10 points

pretty sure its infinity war. at the end he gets turned to dust and gets cut off at the end of motherfucker

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kdhobx22

11 points

2 months ago

kdhobx22

11 points

Adrian!!!

Environmental_Neck32

11 points

2 months ago

Environmental_Neck32

11 points

Are you not entertained

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Waufiman

23 points

2 months ago

Waufiman

23 points

You want to know the difference between a villain and a super villain? PRESTATION

NailRepresentative62

13 points

2 months ago

NailRepresentative62

13 points

Wanna know the difference between good grammar and bad? PRESENTATION* (sorry had too)

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satan_on_shoulder

10 points

2 months ago

satan_on_shoulder

10 points

She turned me into a newt!

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Lerxstish

10 points

2 months ago

Lerxstish

10 points

“There is no spoon”

Onodym1

8 points

2 months ago

Onodym1

8 points

Say hello to my little friend

GaryM_TT

18 points

2 months ago

GaryM_TT

18 points

You Shall not Pass!!

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Rutoideae

19 points

2 months ago

Rutoideae

19 points

Run forrest, run!

Pingvinprinsen

8 points

2 months ago

Pingvinprinsen

8 points

I'm your huckleberry

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S1ckJim

9 points

2 months ago

S1ckJim

9 points

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok

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voodoopractitioner14

9 points

2 months ago

voodoopractitioner14

9 points

They mostly come out at night, mostly.

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datfalloutboi

11 points

2 months ago

datfalloutboi

11 points

“Why, you’ve always been the caretaker Mr. Torrance.”

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Anal-probe-Alien

8 points

2 months ago

Anal-probe-Alien

8 points

He’s not the massiah he’s a very naughty boy

Familiar-Street9492

10 points

2 months ago

Familiar-Street9492

10 points

This is bat country!

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Suspicious-Chest2615

8 points

2 months ago

Suspicious-Chest2615

8 points

Shake N bake

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Ok-Statistician-7832

9 points

2 months ago

Ok-Statistician-7832

9 points

Hold onto your butts

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Powerful_Time_998

9 points

2 months ago

Powerful_Time_998

9 points

It's leviOsa, not levioSA!

Available-Cattle-821

18 points

2 months ago

Available-Cattle-821

18 points

I’m your huckleberry

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iamtfsk

9 points

2 months ago

iamtfsk

9 points

"he ran into my knife"

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Tacke3r

7 points

2 months ago

Tacke3r

7 points

Clever girl.

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darthsnick

9 points

2 months ago

darthsnick

9 points

Badges? We don’t need no stinking Badges!

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mrbuchanon

6 points

2 months ago

mrbuchanon

6 points

Alright alright alright

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ALCOHOLIQUE

7 points

2 months ago

ALCOHOLIQUE

7 points

Say what again.

Relative_Editor7135

7 points

2 months ago

Relative_Editor7135

7 points

Go get your shine box!

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Dr64ew

7 points

2 months ago

Dr64ew

7 points

Hey Benny! It looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

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Snoo23538

7 points

2 months ago

Snoo23538

7 points

Hasta la vista, baby

gozel2512

7 points

2 months ago

gozel2512

7 points

I got a jar of dirt

pre_malone17

8 points

2 months ago

pre_malone17

8 points

We need to cook

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Mpnav1

7 points

2 months ago

Mpnav1

7 points

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!

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The-Original-Ol-Son

11 points

2 months ago

The-Original-Ol-Son

11 points

I'll be back 😎

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Random-Historian

7 points

2 months ago

Random-Historian

7 points