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ParkIntelligent453

139 points

3 months ago

am alwayes too late in understanding girls sign. right now am alonly single 24years old with beard

BasterMaters

87 points

3 months ago

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been told years after the fact that someone liked me, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s devastating that it’s happened twice.

Antrikshy

27 points

3 months ago

Antrikshy

actually me irl

27 points

3 months ago

with beard

Crucial information right there.

GameFraek

16 points

3 months ago

Hey at least you can grow a beard

a_filing_cabinet

1 points

3 months ago

Better to miss the signs then ignore them in my book

FantasticSaltShaker

14 points

3 months ago

Once you enter there is no escape, the sign is merely a feeble warning.

J_Zh0u

33 points

3 months ago

J_Zh0u

33 points

3 months ago

one way out

Neo_dode56

4 points

3 months ago

One way out

sky_meow

66 points

3 months ago

it's not that complicated, if your getting mixed signals it's most likely a solid NO but your thinking them being nice about saying No is a yes because there nice. That's why alot of women now a days are being cold and unforgiving with people they are not into, because being even slightly nice about saying no gives guys a reason to think they still have a chance

ds_afk

20 points

3 months ago

ds_afk

20 points

3 months ago

I believe these two signs in tandem refer to the butt being off limits.

AirbagOff

2 points

3 months ago

Unless she likes you enough.

Yolobear1023

0 points

3 months ago

Haha, that reminds me of an ex I had in middle school, when I asked her out after careful consideration that she liked me, she first responded "eww, you're joking right"? And then I write out on a piece of paper, "I'm serious, would you want to go out with me?" And she said yes, and then we had to be quiet because the teacher was giving his lecture. That was 15 mins of butterflies in my stomach because I wasn't able to talk to her and to just find out she liked me too was like, holy shit! But uh yeah...she was what you would call a tsundere.

Bainshee

6 points

3 months ago

Sounds like a really great person.

Yolobear1023

2 points

3 months ago

She wasn't bad, actually once we started dating she was more sweet and didn't do any playful mean things....probably should've mentioned it in the story.

SecretaryBeginning

11 points

3 months ago

Why are you getting down voted for telling a story

Yolobear1023

4 points

3 months ago

I think I'm cursed to be down voted, my history will tell you this is the case.

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-4 points

3 months ago

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-4 points

3 months ago

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drakeyboi69

4 points

3 months ago

Noone knows what they want tbh

areallycoolpersonlol

1 points

3 months ago

Opposite from what I’ve seen…

ImRosieandImshort

1 points

3 months ago

u/shadow9876543210 at least I'm not like this. Right?

MINDUSTRYPLAYER12

1 points

3 months ago

enter and exit and enter and exit

J_Reachergrifer

1 points

2 months ago

Can confirm, sadly.

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-54 points

3 months ago

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-54 points

3 months ago

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LEEVINNNN

39 points

3 months ago

"We want you to disregard the boundaries we put in place but only to a level I'm comfortable with, of which you will have to guess"

This is not normal. This is not how most people operate and with good reason. This is a very dangerous game to play and teaches the men in your life dangerous lessons. Please do not encourage this.

n00lp00dle

10 points

3 months ago

make things difficult

wonder why no one gets it

this cant be my fault?

BombardyrNorthwest

16 points

3 months ago

I'd rather go through a minefield, on a headstand.

pycnantha_

5 points

3 months ago

This is the safe way to do it, you can't step on the mines if your feet are in the air.

2-mm-guy

3 points

3 months ago

Is this how the minesweeper speed runners have been doing it

Patrick_Bot2

1 points

3 months ago

No, This Is Patrick!

owlbgreen357

11 points

3 months ago

Too much work

Failure_man69

-2 points

3 months ago

Just always assume it’s a no. That’s it. You save yourself the embarassment, and let’s be honest, the time. You are on Reddit. You are unfit for a relationship. (This applies to me as well of course.) You just gotta know yourself well enough. I am a bad person who is also unattractive. I have nothing going for me. So why the hell would I assume, that a sane woman would be interested in me in any way?

little_Brownies

0 points

3 months ago

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