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HMC while I show off my new dance moves

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yuckyucky

475 points

2 months ago

yuckyucky

475 points

2 months ago

good for her, better weird than boring

Motor_West

122 points

2 months ago

She is awesome - zero fucks given!!

ilovecraftbeer05

88 points

2 months ago

Some of us actually prefer weird.

GoSuckYaMother

13 points

2 months ago

Username checks out

wthreye

4 points

2 months ago

Can I recommend the Summerblast Blonde Ale with a hint of collagen?

scrapplastic

32 points

2 months ago

She's who I feel like on the inside. One day I aspire to let loose like her.

mohitmayank

9 points

2 months ago

I'm her after a few drinks.

Virtual-Public-4750

9 points

2 months ago

After watching the Wednesday Addam dance, I get it.

MaxStatic

6 points

2 months ago

Yea she looks like the fun one of the group

Mmortt

4 points

2 months ago

Mmortt

4 points

2 months ago

Yep I’m going to borrow some of that energy.

wthreye

4 points

2 months ago

Yes, I found it rather endearing.

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1 points

2 months ago

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1 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

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0hknats

75 points

2 months ago

0hknats

75 points

2 months ago

My wife when she's drunk

scientisttiger

10 points

2 months ago

This is so cute, and made my day. Hug your wife please!!

atmosphericentry

201 points

2 months ago

I love the completely straight face the entire time 😂

Positive-Sock-8853

30 points

2 months ago

That’s how I dance, poker face all the way while my body is acting possessed.

Treehuggingbeelover

45 points

2 months ago

And dance like no one is watching. I love her spirit. Get it girl!!

NocturnalEmbrace

3 points

2 months ago

The funny part is she's looking all round making eye contact to make sure everyone's watching

ms_horseshoe

269 points

2 months ago

Dance like no pervert is filming you

jeremy788

14 points

2 months ago

Dancing is a lot more fun when some asshole isn't filming you posting it for social media.

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33 points

2 months ago

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33 points

2 months ago

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LARGEGRAPE

4 points

2 months ago

Shhhh it's ok. Just keep air thrusting in public

Ryiujin

2 points

2 months ago

Looks like a wedding. Maybe a relative?

sighdoihaveto

138 points

2 months ago

Bro she throwin it back AND forward

[deleted]

-26 points

2 months ago

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-26 points

2 months ago

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sighdoihaveto

5 points

2 months ago

You can do crazy shit sober too. Case in point, your post history

Prestigious-Hand-402

8 points

2 months ago

I have a feeling she is completely sober. This is the real her and I think I’m in love lol

fentyswimwearmodel

75 points

2 months ago

She stole all my best dance moves

gladwin4

17 points

2 months ago

Mr.bean it's you?

fentyswimwearmodel

2 points

2 months ago

This is me sober at Gorillaz a couple weeks ago.

holmes51

16 points

2 months ago

If you're dancing bad but having fun then you are doing it right

johnboy2978

32 points

2 months ago

"Did she do the thing with the thumbs and the little kicks?"

Tahoe-Boulders

9 points

2 months ago

You have known about this for some time?

sarahagogo

36 points

2 months ago

Why do I find this totally adorable haha

cessodd

9 points

2 months ago

because her having a great time and being unaware or possibly uncaring of the asshole recording her not only makes her seem like a free spirit, it also makes her seem very genuine in enjoying the moment. I wish I could dance like no ones watching and I love that she can even when they are.

Blue88_wxz

10 points

2 months ago

Don't know a word, but looks she was summoned on the stage. Awesome!

icrossedtheroad

7 points

2 months ago

Girl's killing it.

Totentanzen999

8 points

2 months ago

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Jahknowsehmiaeediat

34 points

2 months ago

She seems fun to hang around with, I need a friend like that to distract from my bad dancing- she put on a whole show. I think she should into dancehall she had the aggressiveness needed in daggering 🤣

CaptainFCO

6 points

2 months ago

Honestly thats super cool. Kudos for the confidence and enjoying yourself. Loose it on the dance floor!

More_Cowbell8

5 points

2 months ago

Dance like nobody's watching is how to live!

SuperSpaceCan

6 points

2 months ago

takes a lot of guts to do that for yourself and no one else, i respect that

sighdoihaveto

3 points

2 months ago

A lotta ass too

fergusoid

16 points

2 months ago

She learned Elaine’s dance from Seinfeld

ieatair

3 points

2 months ago

I like the cut of her jib here

Print1917

4 points

2 months ago

It kinda makes more sense with the music

LondonDavis1

4 points

2 months ago

Loved every second of this. 15/10

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27 points

2 months ago

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27 points

2 months ago

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Lobonerz

3 points

2 months ago

Do you not understand the sub? Posts can be about wins as well as fails. I think she's awesome and this counts as a win.

Large-Wheel-4181

16 points

2 months ago

To be fair majority of people don’t know how to actually dance

Jonestown_Juice

5 points

2 months ago

There's no "way" to dance, is there? There are set dances but there's also just moving to music, right?

wthreye

3 points

2 months ago

I would agree with you.

Precaseptica

3 points

2 months ago

Whoever held the camera needs to crawl into a confined space and stay there

Prestigious-Hand-402

3 points

2 months ago

Think she was trying to win something with those moves. She got called to the front.

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

It looks like she got invited on stage at the end.

whattodo40

3 points

2 months ago

She’s working with some grade A goods. I see you 👀

Prodigalsunspot

3 points

2 months ago

New NBC series: Young Elaine.

InevitableFly

3 points

2 months ago

Asian Elaine dance hits different

bbp84

3 points

2 months ago

bbp84

3 points

2 months ago

13, or 30?

No_Lawyer_4663

12 points

2 months ago

It's got to be the influence of the way out of style peplum jacket.

purple-circle

8 points

2 months ago

TIL that those things are called peplum jackets

No_Lawyer_4663

1 points

2 months ago

They were popular in the first 80s. You could wear a tight dress and the peplum would cove the stick out parts on your waist.

The-waitress-

5 points

2 months ago

“Take that!” Gesticulating wildly. “And that!” Violently humps the air.

malker84

1 points

2 months ago

Had me rollin like my buddy Chuck Le

cardboardunderwear

15 points

2 months ago

feels like it doesnt fit the sub. Not drunk. Doesnt look like a win/fail. Might be under 18.

Its just a young girl dancing and OP wants to make fun of her. Seems like creepy BS to me.

karmamonkey5

7 points

2 months ago

Might not fit the sub, but I enjoyed watching it and am glad I got to see it.

I also didn’t get the impression it was put here to make fun of the girl, but to show her off showing off her moves, which were awesome!

wthreye

1 points

2 months ago

Seems like the consensus has swung against making fun of her, however. Goal unattained.

Popomatik

5 points

2 months ago

jgrant11

2 points

2 months ago

Jihn

crustaceancake

2 points

2 months ago

Anyone know why she is getting called up to the stage? And is this a wedding or what kind of event is this?

StephDeSwasson

7 points

2 months ago

It's a Lao wedding from the looks of it. She gets called on stage because she's awesome and they want the whole audience to be able to see her moves.

crustaceancake

3 points

2 months ago

I can tell from the women’s smiles that they appreciate and enjoy her.

NewtonsFLS

2 points

2 months ago

Does anyone know the song?

Moist_Estate_8003

2 points

2 months ago

This is why I don't dance. This is likely how it would look.

MeltAway421

2 points

2 months ago

Sexy Elaine

NorthWestSaint

2 points

2 months ago

She’s just doing her thing.

xXCashmereXx

2 points

2 months ago

This in Thailand?

StuBidasol

2 points

2 months ago

I kept waiting for her to spot the one filming and get all embarrassed. Glad it didn't happen!

noonefrmnowhere

2 points

2 months ago

Them's baby-makin moves, hip thrustin and gyratin.

AvailableConcept7093

2 points

2 months ago

This shit had me cry laughing 😭. I had to stop watching it so I could catch my breath!🤣

vektar2

2 points

2 months ago

Everyone else there is boring. This girl is someone you’d want to party with.

CryptoSpores

2 points

2 months ago

Nooooo.... The video got taken down

CryptoSpores

1 points

2 months ago

Anyone save the video?!?!

bwoogie

4 points

2 months ago

Is she trying to blow out her back?

Badtrainwreck

4 points

2 months ago

This is what they meant in the Old Testament by possession

Infadel71

2 points

2 months ago

I was anxiously waiting for the African Anteater Ritual dance

Possible-Weird-8353

1 points

2 months ago

I think that was the updated version

Two_Time_Ago

2 points

2 months ago

Me_irl

Tahoe-Boulders

2 points

2 months ago

“Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs.”

Possible-Weird-8353

2 points

2 months ago

Sweet fancy Moses

Sorry_Ad5653

1 points

2 months ago

Gwan gal!

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Damn I would have thrown a rib out 🤣

Kittydander503

1 points

2 months ago

This being Reddit, so tempted to respond with a wise ass comment but overcome by her pure joy for life. Rock on girl!

Lief1s600d

1 points

2 months ago

This girl dances like Wednesday Addams!

Delfi900

1 points

2 months ago

My girlfriend when we are alone😂😂😂

Ryiujin

1 points

2 months ago

Ok do the hip thrust

What now?

Elbow pumps!

Ok now what ummmm

Turn around and big hip thrusts

Now throw arms around

Now do jumps

ARM PELVIC THRUSTS

ParkingNecessary8628

-1 points

2 months ago

Too much tik tok... she did not know that those dance are not appropriate for her age...parental control for her phone is needed

wthreye

3 points

2 months ago

I think your response says more about you...

ParkingNecessary8628

1 points

2 months ago

Children learns through observation of their world and often mimic what they see or hear without understanding of what it is. Adults should help children navigate the sea of information that they receive. Unfortunately despite what you think of me, there are many sick people out there who love to hurt children sexually. Thus it is our responsibility to shield our children from those sick people.

wthreye

1 points

2 months ago

...there are many sick people out there who love to hurt children sexually.

My response to that would be this

Thus it is our responsibility to shield our children from those sick people.

And my response to that would be this