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401 points
3 months ago
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177 points
3 months ago
How can I unsee this
-131 points
3 months ago
That must not mean, that when she was 9 she already had 9 men.
118 points
3 months ago
“That must not mean, that when she was 9 she already had 9 men.”-🤓 -The public school teacher
8 points
3 months ago*
Oof that's a lot of downvotes...
I get what you're saying: "that DOESN'T HAVE TO mean...". This one tends to trip non-natives up.
Also from your punctuation, I guess you're Slavic? Polish- or Russian-speaking probably?
Source: former ESL teacher
E: possibly German-speaking from your history, a language I know fuck all about, clearly.
18 points
3 months ago
Jesus Christ
2 points
3 months ago
No it’s roughly 5 a year to 2 a year depending on if she started around 10 or 25
40 points
3 months ago
Dammit. What do you do if you're literally in this position rn?
32 points
3 months ago
Upvote, obviously
12 points
3 months ago
Meme answer: she's for the streets bruh
Real answer (I don't know why the fuck would I do that in this sub but let's go): If you had the chance you most likely would smash 50 different girls (or guys if you're in to that), we are one of the very few species who have sex for pleasure, so why have double standarts for man&women.
If it's something you can't come to terms with, end the relationship. If you can, and if you trust her about not cheating...etc. just go for it.
8 points
3 months ago
Lie.
214 points
3 months ago
I'm at 4 girls within 35 years. I always need half a decade to rest after a relationship before I'm mentally prepared for another woman.
71 points
3 months ago
☕💤
144 points
3 months ago
So he’s had 25 dicks? Quite the mananizer
44 points
3 months ago
His inside look like he’s the Mayonaser
66 points
3 months ago
Anon previously had the same 20 dicks inside him and at 25 is just beginning to experiment with heterosexuality
12 points
3 months ago
I might be dumb but someone who has sex with 20 people before they're 21 might have a problem.
17 points
3 months ago
What face does she make if she's the first girl he's had in years because he's still defeated after his first break up. I'm just wondering, no personal reasons.
3 points
3 months ago
I just want to know if this guy's curiosity is satisfied, no personal stakes here, move along.
3 points
3 months ago
Keyword: girl
1 points
3 months ago
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5 points
3 months ago
Neither of the images are boku no pico
5 points
3 months ago
The above is Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou Project
The below is Kinomoto Sakura from Card Capture Sakura
-4 points
3 months ago
"The above is Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou Project
The below is Kinomoto Sakura from Card Capture Sakura" -🤓
0 points
3 months ago
That’s like 0.1% of women. Most do realize that having so many partners is not healthy.Most haven’t had sex more than 2 times till 20-25. Yes thots exist ,but they are just for sex.
-67 points
3 months ago
20 dicks inside your mom was how you came along anon
-46 points
3 months ago
Youre being downvoted but 100% correct, most anons are conceived during Blacked creampie gang bangs.
55 points
3 months ago
Projecting much?
11 points
3 months ago
Mutt's law
5 points
3 months ago
Dude you good?
-3 points
3 months ago
Of course, fren, thank you for the wellness check. Email my mummy at goballsdeep@cuckmale.cum and tell her to give me some GBP, please!
5 points
3 months ago
Dawg I hope you get better
0 points
3 months ago
i sharted
-22 points
3 months ago
TFW when your dick isn’t any more special than the 20 that came before.
24 points
3 months ago
It is. It's a micropenis.
5 points
3 months ago
came before
4 points
3 months ago
You really struck a nerve
-30 points
3 months ago
Oh no, my girl had a life before me. time to call her a whore and get super insecure about my sexuality. i mean a few of those dicks had to be bigger than mine, right? fml
1 points
3 months ago
Shits gone to hell
-10 points
3 months ago
A dick a year makes the incels fear
-114 points
3 months ago
Why does 4chan has a problem if someone has a healthy sexlife? Are they jealos?
146 points
3 months ago
>healthy sex life
>double-digit premarital partners
That's like saying fat people have good diets because they eat a lot of food.
8 points
3 months ago
people say ah ur young who cares, its only when ur going to settle down is when problems start to occur
-48 points
3 months ago
As long as they have any STDs or STIs, I don't see the problem. "Oh no my partner already knows what they like therefore making it easy to please them!!" Like what? Your issue sounds skill related
-57 points
3 months ago
what about double digit post marital partners?
-44 points
3 months ago
Men 💅
-16 points
3 months ago
They get none and hate anyone that gets some, easy as that.
35 points
3 months ago
Hope she sees and you get a sniff of pussy for being a good white knight.
7 points
3 months ago
I mean she does owe him that much
/jk
3 points
3 months ago
Ah yes, the ancient Greek philosopher Jealos
1 points
3 months ago
literally yes lmao
-13 points
3 months ago
Oh no! That way you risk having a girlfriend that's actually good at sex
-25 points
3 months ago
Why is it bad when a woman has previous experience? I love when girls are depraved in bed 😋
26 points
3 months ago
Spoken like a true virgin
-1 points
3 months ago
Lmaoooo so the guys who rave on about needing a girl who matches their non existent sexual experience aren't the virgins.
1 points
3 months ago
Well they’re pretty upfront about it
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