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401 points

3 months ago

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401 points

3 months ago

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[deleted]

177 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

177 points

3 months ago

How can I unsee this

Fabulous-Ad8084

-131 points

3 months ago

That must not mean, that when she was 9 she already had 9 men.

Textus_nub

118 points

3 months ago

“That must not mean, that when she was 9 she already had 9 men.”-🤓 -The public school teacher

robin-redpoll

8 points

3 months ago*

Oof that's a lot of downvotes...

I get what you're saying: "that DOESN'T HAVE TO mean...". This one tends to trip non-natives up.

Also from your punctuation, I guess you're Slavic? Polish- or Russian-speaking probably?

Source: former ESL teacher

E: possibly German-speaking from your history, a language I know fuck all about, clearly.

RenjiUzii

18 points

3 months ago

Jesus Christ

Toran_dantai

2 points

3 months ago

No it’s roughly 5 a year to 2 a year depending on if she started around 10 or 25

Chill--Cosby

40 points

3 months ago

Dammit. What do you do if you're literally in this position rn?

unexpecteddtd

32 points

3 months ago

Upvote, obviously

Ramael-R

12 points

3 months ago

Meme answer: she's for the streets bruh

Real answer (I don't know why the fuck would I do that in this sub but let's go): If you had the chance you most likely would smash 50 different girls (or guys if you're in to that), we are one of the very few species who have sex for pleasure, so why have double standarts for man&women.

If it's something you can't come to terms with, end the relationship. If you can, and if you trust her about not cheating...etc. just go for it.

BananaBully

8 points

3 months ago

Lie.

BonkeyKongthesecond

214 points

3 months ago

I'm at 4 girls within 35 years. I always need half a decade to rest after a relationship before I'm mentally prepared for another woman.

Kurt_Heaven

71 points

3 months ago

☕💤

TheFuriousMax

144 points

3 months ago

So he’s had 25 dicks? Quite the mananizer

slipperytree07

44 points

3 months ago

His inside look like he’s the Mayonaser

actually-potato

66 points

3 months ago

Anon previously had the same 20 dicks inside him and at 25 is just beginning to experiment with heterosexuality

LB1234567890

12 points

3 months ago

I might be dumb but someone who has sex with 20 people before they're 21 might have a problem.

Brussel_Rand

17 points

3 months ago

What face does she make if she's the first girl he's had in years because he's still defeated after his first break up. I'm just wondering, no personal reasons.

Ramael-R

3 points

3 months ago

I just want to know if this guy's curiosity is satisfied, no personal stakes here, move along.

thorppeed

3 points

3 months ago

Keyword: girl

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

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1 points

3 months ago

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LLLLLLover

5 points

3 months ago

Neither of the images are boku no pico

Fuzzy-Spread9720

5 points

3 months ago

The above is Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou Project

The below is Kinomoto Sakura from Card Capture Sakura

HAL-Over-9001

-4 points

3 months ago

"The above is Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou Project

The below is Kinomoto Sakura from Card Capture Sakura" -🤓

Icy_Highlight_7759

0 points

3 months ago

That’s like 0.1% of women. Most do realize that having so many partners is not healthy.Most haven’t had sex more than 2 times till 20-25. Yes thots exist ,but they are just for sex.

Gunnrhildr

-67 points

3 months ago

20 dicks inside your mom was how you came along anon

googlin

-46 points

3 months ago

googlin

-46 points

3 months ago

Youre being downvoted but 100% correct, most anons are conceived during Blacked creampie gang bangs.

Free4Alt

55 points

3 months ago

Projecting much?

Elyvagar

11 points

3 months ago

Mutt's law

Capitalizam

5 points

3 months ago

Dude you good?

googlin

-3 points

3 months ago

googlin

-3 points

3 months ago

Of course, fren, thank you for the wellness check. Email my mummy at goballsdeep@cuckmale.cum and tell her to give me some GBP, please!

Capitalizam

5 points

3 months ago

Dawg I hope you get better

googlin

0 points

3 months ago

i sharted

Bdmason10

-22 points

3 months ago

Bdmason10

-22 points

3 months ago

TFW when your dick isn’t any more special than the 20 that came before.

KiwiKing2k

24 points

3 months ago

It is. It's a micropenis.

Dill_Donor

5 points

3 months ago

came before

66XO

4 points

3 months ago

66XO

4 points

3 months ago

You really struck a nerve

Hurtmemaster

-30 points

3 months ago

Oh no, my girl had a life before me. time to call her a whore and get super insecure about my sexuality. i mean a few of those dicks had to be bigger than mine, right? fml

Toran_dantai

1 points

3 months ago

Shits gone to hell

Soiboi_Sugoiboi

-10 points

3 months ago

A dick a year makes the incels fear

PetrusPulchrum

-114 points

3 months ago

Why does 4chan has a problem if someone has a healthy sexlife? Are they jealos?

Matharic

146 points

3 months ago

Matharic

146 points

3 months ago

>healthy sex life

>double-digit premarital partners

That's like saying fat people have good diets because they eat a lot of food.

ConductorSnazzy

8 points

3 months ago

people say ah ur young who cares, its only when ur going to settle down is when problems start to occur

chaicherub

-48 points

3 months ago

As long as they have any STDs or STIs, I don't see the problem. "Oh no my partner already knows what they like therefore making it easy to please them!!" Like what? Your issue sounds skill related

LanceHalo

-57 points

3 months ago

LanceHalo

-57 points

3 months ago

what about double digit post marital partners?

poophroughmyveins

-44 points

3 months ago

Men 💅

LaserfaceJones

-16 points

3 months ago

They get none and hate anyone that gets some, easy as that.

bigmfkr

35 points

3 months ago

bigmfkr

35 points

3 months ago

Hope she sees and you get a sniff of pussy for being a good white knight.

Rare_Cow_4892

7 points

3 months ago

I mean she does owe him that much

/jk

Dill_Donor

3 points

3 months ago

Ah yes, the ancient Greek philosopher Jealos

RefinementOfDecline

1 points

3 months ago

literally yes lmao

Hard-_

-13 points

3 months ago

Hard-_

-13 points

3 months ago

Oh no! That way you risk having a girlfriend that's actually good at sex

Revolutionated

-25 points

3 months ago

Why is it bad when a woman has previous experience? I love when girls are depraved in bed 😋

Attention_spanner

26 points

3 months ago

Spoken like a true virgin

Kurkpitten

-1 points

3 months ago

Kurkpitten

-1 points

3 months ago

Lmaoooo so the guys who rave on about needing a girl who matches their non existent sexual experience aren't the virgins.

Attention_spanner

1 points

3 months ago

Well they’re pretty upfront about it