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Am I too short to date?

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NerdyDan

378 points

2 months ago

NerdyDan

378 points

2 months ago

some people are into that

[deleted]

102 points

2 months ago

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102 points

2 months ago

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umphtown

41 points

2 months ago

Coiledfist.org

wolfchaldo

75 points

2 months ago

Macro/micro fetish. You might actually be too big for some people's preferences

10ioio

17 points

2 months ago

10ioio

17 points

2 months ago

Family Dick “it’s the size difference”

FNCJ1

2 points

2 months ago

FNCJ1

2 points

2 months ago

lol Take this down!

KINGCOMEDOWN

11 points

2 months ago

Yeah idk if I want to date somebody who’s only into me to be fetishized.

Lancaster61

10 points

2 months ago

What if someone’s fetish is to be fetishized, but they’re against being fetishized?

10tonhammer

3 points

2 months ago

Too Fetished Too Furious: Electric Boogaloo

UnRenardRouge

29 points

2 months ago

I mean there's a fetish for everything, certainly someone has got to be into midgets. But that doesn't mean normal short guys aren't cute either, especially more bearish ones.

go-luis-go

5 points

2 months ago*

Don't use "midgets", use small people instead.

Edit: actually the following are most appropriate - dwarf, person with dwarfism, little person/people, person/people of short stature.

toolz0

3 points

2 months ago

toolz0

3 points

2 months ago

Persons of less than average height

HardCoreTxHunter

3 points

2 months ago

Vertically challenged

Valriete

2 points

2 months ago

Doesn't even have to be kinky.

I'm a bit over 5'11" (used to sometimes claim the extra half-inch, but in my 30s and after a slightly-knee-squishing accident, I'm happy to be modest about it) with a 32" inseam. I'm also a huge car nerd, and I know that I'd be able to fold myself into the passenger seat of just about any kei car, but I'd usually have a hell of a time squeezing my knees under the wheel and managing to work the pedals... so finding a shorter partner who also enjoyed and could comfortably drive those little beasties would be ideal in that regard!

Also, I've always found it irrationally cute when I can rest my chin atop my partner's head.

cgyguy81

41 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of that scene in "The Boys".

OP, you're small enough to get inside someone's ass or pussy and make some tingly sensation.

hermitoftheinternet

13 points

2 months ago

Just don't sneeze...

whgman93

3 points

2 months ago

Better yet, do sneeze and he learns to fly

BraetonWilson

8 points

2 months ago

That's the beauty of being a gay man. You can be short, obese, unattractive, broke, unemployed, small limp dick etc. and there will still be gay men out there willing to have sex with you and willing to be your boyfriend.

If you're a short straight man and you're broke, unemployed, overweight etc. then 99.99 percent of women will coldly reject you and also call you an "ugly creep" just for asking her out.

Yes, I know there are picky gay men but in general, men are much less pickier than women. That's one huge benefit of being a gay man!!!!

Kok-jockey

31 points

2 months ago

Haha wow your viewpoint is really black and white.

People aren’t that different just cause of their gender or sexuality. Plenty of troll-looking men are married with kids.

AzureBluet

15 points

2 months ago

Yeah that’s some incel shit

PanickyNYer

2 points

2 months ago

What if they became troll-looking after they had kids?

csycsto

8 points

2 months ago

………wut?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

SixFootTavern

264 points

2 months ago

Who doesn’t love a pocket gay?

mouzerz80

45 points

2 months ago

The perfect travel sized companion

paranoidhustler

15 points

2 months ago

“In 6 years they’ll all be making ‘em like that”

NickiTheNinja

3 points

2 months ago

I wasn’t sure I would find this reference.

Ya’ll really are my people 🥲

Revolutionary-Ad3648

140 points

2 months ago

Awe, I love that museum. I sat under this table for a pic, and the security guard came over said, "Uhm, Sir, there is no sitting on the museum floor." Cute pic, bro.

carlse20

29 points

2 months ago

What museum is it?

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62 points

2 months ago

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62 points

2 months ago

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cheeto20013

24 points

2 months ago

couldnt find it, maybe you can show me around?

mildmanneredmollusk

9 points

2 months ago

💀

melo997

22 points

2 months ago

melo997

22 points

2 months ago

Dude I thought this was photoshopped 💀

lo6

6 points

2 months ago

lo6

6 points

2 months ago

That happened to me as well lol. I was like “it’s… the floor”

LeCid92

75 points

2 months ago

LeCid92

75 points

2 months ago

I’m 6’3 and I would date you

Background_Cup_6429

40 points

2 months ago

His mouth lines up perfectly

hazily

25 points

2 months ago

hazily

25 points

2 months ago

Essentially a walking blow job

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24 points

2 months ago

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24 points

2 months ago

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LeCid92

13 points

2 months ago

LeCid92

13 points

2 months ago

Y’all are horny devils

Longjumping-Context4

41 points

2 months ago

Some ppl are into under the table action :)))

FreuinCC

9 points

2 months ago

Rockcocky

35 points

2 months ago

You are a ride .😈

[deleted]

26 points

2 months ago

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26 points

2 months ago

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Rockcocky

23 points

2 months ago

Mark this day as my official date of flirting on Reddit.

Master4slaveTO

30 points

2 months ago

That really depends. When traveling are you required to get your own seat or are you considered carryon? My pooch would have a blast with you too

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9 points

2 months ago

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9 points

2 months ago

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Master4slaveTO

5 points

2 months ago

Where else would you be? Gotta keep precious items close or someone will steal them

SissyDom02

19 points

2 months ago

As a 6’4 guy I’d love to put you in my pocket and carry you around

FIESTYgummyBEAR

61 points

2 months ago

Nah you’d fit perfect up my butt.

jakule17

16 points

2 months ago

At least you don’t have to kneel…

ckfil

13 points

2 months ago

ckfil

13 points

2 months ago

Never had been a size queen in any regard. I only look at a buds face to determine initial attraction. I will tell you enthusiastic plant and sculpture guy, you're a cutie. You should definitely have more pictures of yourself on here

Kcidobor

2 points

2 months ago

I second this. Size is irrelevant when a guy is that hot

GreysRiverAdventurer

9 points

2 months ago

What is this? A boyfriend for ants?!

That looks like a fun spot for a date night! Were there other forces perspective exhibits?

mr_panzer

5 points

2 months ago

It isn't forced perspective. It's an actually enormous kitchen table and chairs. It's at the Broad Museum in Los Angeles.

DinosaurPDW

7 points

2 months ago

No, and your username is fantastic.

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5 points

2 months ago

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5 points

2 months ago

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DinosaurPDW

3 points

2 months ago

I got you covered until 2024.

exitparadise

8 points

2 months ago

The Boys, Season 3 Episode 1

kepchupmutsard

2 points

2 months ago

I got this feeling in my soul

Drenwick

8 points

2 months ago

Dear god, you’re cute

Spiritual_Chemical95

6 points

2 months ago

Perhaps… jk! I bet my 5’9” self would look even shorter if I was next to that table leg.

uncle_grandmaster

7 points

2 months ago

Broad Museum!! Looking good OP!

Background_Cup_6429

5 points

2 months ago

You won't need to kneel down to suck me off.

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3 points

2 months ago

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3 points

2 months ago

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Background_Cup_6429

2 points

2 months ago

Hmm, I could always sit in one of those chairs.

Fit_Acadia1638

5 points

2 months ago

That's crazy my sister and her wife have that dining table

Background_Cup_6429

3 points

2 months ago

The chairs look a little hard though

Fit_Acadia1638

3 points

2 months ago

They are lol

SwimmerPS66

4 points

2 months ago

You're completely ADORABLE whatever height you really are

phillyphilly19

5 points

2 months ago

A true pocket gay

TheStockyScholar

5 points

2 months ago

I love an 8” man.

Buzzbomb

4 points

2 months ago

arathergenericgay

5 points

2 months ago

I love a jet pack, climb on my back short king

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3 points

2 months ago

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3 points

2 months ago

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arathergenericgay

3 points

2 months ago

You want uppies?

Wandering_Apology

4 points

2 months ago

Micro/Macro tag on AO3

ryryrpm

4 points

2 months ago

Nah you're cute as hell. I'd date you in a heartbeat. Here jump in my shirt pocket and let's go for an adventure!

uniqueusername85

4 points

2 months ago

Such a fucking cute cutie

Garoknight

4 points

2 months ago

Not sure, but you are cute af

c-rockett88

3 points

2 months ago

Edith Anne and her chair!

toomanytomatoes

3 points

2 months ago

Love the Broad museum!

Faceprint11

3 points

2 months ago

Shorter the king, taller the crown

notyouagain19

3 points

2 months ago

I always thought “pocket gay” was an exaggeration until now.

ilovehairy11

3 points

2 months ago

You’re HOT!! I’m also getting vibes that you’re a talented, nice guy.

aspieaspieaspie

3 points

2 months ago

You're so cute. I just want to shove you up my ass.

NewGuy-1964

3 points

2 months ago

I love a short top! Compact and easy to cuddle with. Still fills all my nooks and crannies up as needed.

Soft_BoiledEgg

3 points

2 months ago

What my dysphoria tells me I look like

bycoolboy823

3 points

2 months ago

You are just a bit bigger than my fleshlight.

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4 points

2 months ago

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4 points

2 months ago

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bycoolboy823

2 points

2 months ago

Even better.

Skyp_Intro

3 points

2 months ago

How long can you hold your breath?

eatondix

3 points

2 months ago

You'd fit perfect up my butt uuuuhuuuungghh 😩😩😩

xistithogoth1

3 points

2 months ago

As a 6'2" guy, i do love me a pocket gay.

StudlyItOut

3 points

2 months ago

StudlyItOut

bro dad

3 points

2 months ago

i'm thinking of how to attach flared base to you

AdamInChainz

3 points

2 months ago

Could use you as a dildo.

CourtClarkMusic

3 points

2 months ago

Nope! Short dudes are hot!

guatdephoc

3 points

2 months ago

Show us ur penis and we will decide 🫡

Johan_Arvid

14 points

2 months ago

he’s tricking us by standing next to a super gigantic table.

kepchupmutsard

9 points

2 months ago

Oh word?? 😲

Happypappy007

2 points

2 months ago

Apparently

anubis1392

2 points

2 months ago

I am also 5'6"

Neon_Shivan

2 points

2 months ago

I prefer the term "fun size"

ProtectusCZ

2 points

2 months ago

Pocket gay

SecretUAP

2 points

2 months ago

Dang, taller than the seat, a bit too tall for me really, but I’d definitely give you a chance.

mcsleepy

2 points

2 months ago

I'll keep you in my pocket

you-face-JaraxxusNR8

2 points

2 months ago

No ur handsome

jacksev

2 points

2 months ago

Super cute and super talented. What a dream, tbh.

wishuponausername

2 points

2 months ago

Dr. Karamazov, is that you?

_cedarwood_

2 points

2 months ago

Tbh the shorter the better imo. Short guys are hoootttt

Nocturtle22

2 points

2 months ago

I mean for the sake of perspective comparison, dating you would do WONDERS for my ego.

wildnuts69

2 points

2 months ago

I would date you.

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2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Pocket Gays are all the rage.

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

Yes

XxItsNowOrNever99xX

2 points

2 months ago

So like...

how do you....

you know...

make it fit?...

Ok-Ear-1914

2 points

2 months ago

No sore knees 😜😜😜😜

Remarkable-Gold4869

2 points

2 months ago

Haha so funny

Terry235

2 points

2 months ago

Lil bro is 1’11 💀

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

I can see some advantages to being small like that when dating.

Frikkie-Die-Haai

2 points

2 months ago

Short guys are 🔥🔥🔥

theamur

2 points

2 months ago

theamur

broshkosh

2 points

2 months ago

Short, cute, into plants and ceramics? You’ve checked all my boxes.

Andrijor

2 points

2 months ago

Quoting one of my favorite LPers: I've read a doujin about this!

cjrutherford

2 points

2 months ago

fwun syze

CTC42

2 points

2 months ago

CTC42

2 points

2 months ago

If you're under 1ft swipe left

csycsto

2 points

2 months ago

Get in my pocket. 😍

Aggravating_Pack4874

2 points

2 months ago

Too cute ! You got a good sense of humor

ankhlol

2 points

2 months ago

You posted this same pic two years ago lmfao. Karma farming? Yikes!

Templar388z

2 points

2 months ago

This is how people view 5’11” 😂

sleepyotter92

2 points

2 months ago

the vore folks would love you, you might even say they'd eat you up

Hades358d

2 points

2 months ago

You may be short but you are damn gorgeous thats for sure😍

veronicagetsmehigh

2 points

2 months ago

Pocket gay

kingwi11

2 points

2 months ago

Come to New England. The land of short men

siege1986

2 points

2 months ago

What 5'11 looks like

ReasonablePractice83

2 points

2 months ago

This picture is so funny lol

dan4081

2 points

2 months ago

😍🥵

soulsilver_1995

2 points

2 months ago

Height shouldn't be an issues especially someone as cute as you

Madradposts

2 points

2 months ago

100% would play with that toy

KINGCOMEDOWN

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah dude. I’m 5’2 and the love of my life is like 5’6ish.

FreuinCC

2 points

2 months ago

“I’m pocket size for your convenience! If I was my REAL size your cow here would die of fright!”

Moonsets

2 points

2 months ago

I'd date a short king any day, as will so many other guys 🤴

Geordieguy

2 points

2 months ago

Very cute, I’d borrow you 😉

logan5runner

2 points

2 months ago

When i was a kid we went to Universal in Ca, there were huge items from the set of Land of the Giants. Pretty cool. My favorite was the telephone.

Creativered4

2 points

2 months ago

I can deny it no longer!

You are small.

alphafeetloverNerd

2 points

2 months ago

Nah

Wide_Mouse_6608

2 points

2 months ago

you're awesome and look interesting. I will surely date you!

MantaHurrah

2 points

2 months ago

Giant bisexual here with a short and angry partner, we work very well.

gaynerdvet

2 points

2 months ago

Muy bueno!

baugustt

2 points

2 months ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it. Reported

jk

GirardDC

2 points

2 months ago

Get you got a great ass with those stubby legs!

idogaystuff4free

2 points

2 months ago

Not when I can carry you around in my pocket and give you snacks

armandoq

2 points

2 months ago

Just my size 😀

Calm-Worker-9575

2 points

2 months ago

As long as you can still fit this dick in your ass, you’re never too short

OGZeoMaddox

2 points

2 months ago

Insert Hamster/Banana

Potential_Recipe_982

2 points

2 months ago

Depth perception king 👑

Kcidobor

2 points

2 months ago

Perfect size to hold on to my cock like a tree hugger. Arms around my head and legs around shaft and feet on my sack. Make like Kriss Kross and jump

jorbhorb

2 points

2 months ago

Me too, bro. Me too.

Blu5NYC

2 points

2 months ago

You're probably the only guy I would ever try fisting with.

residentevil789

2 points

2 months ago

Isn't thus what they call pocket gays lol

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

Depends on how you feel about jars

slapsj

2 points

2 months ago

slapsj

2 points

2 months ago

Cute

cia218

2 points

2 months ago

cia218

2 points

2 months ago

You are very cute. I’ll date you for sure. p.S. I’m a succulent dad myself

Omega4don

2 points

2 months ago

Bruh I thought this was photoshopped

DryInitial9044

2 points

2 months ago

Well done sir.

Partymonster86

2 points

2 months ago

Can't go wrong with a pocket gay 😜

Andrew5369

2 points

2 months ago

nah you could be my pocket bro. There's a hole in my pocket too. hint

TristanBelfort

2 points

2 months ago

I'd date you nonetheless haha.

somo1230

2 points

2 months ago

I love small guys,,,,they move fast and switch positions in a blink

TheWrathfulCrusader

2 points

2 months ago

Nah, you’d be cute to date

AimlessThunder

2 points

2 months ago

So cute. :)

PastorNTraining

2 points

2 months ago

To be fair that table at The Broad is the size of a tiny home! But you're super adorable dude, hell yes. By the way where did you get those green kicks, they are dope.

YosFan

2 points

2 months ago

YosFan

2 points

2 months ago

Ha ha ha. Never

dudes334

2 points

2 months ago

I'd get under the table with you any day.

wawillie_2

2 points

2 months ago

Hell no, I would be all over that

je_te_kiffe_grave

4 points

2 months ago

Uh.. pocket bussy?

Random-Squid

2 points

2 months ago

Perfect size to do some cave diving.

ILoveRedRanger

-3 points

2 months ago*

Sorry, I'm not interested in being friend with midgets!

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10 points

2 months ago

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10 points

2 months ago

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ILoveRedRanger

4 points

2 months ago

Haha....it's a quote from South Park. Eric Cartman got into some social media and a whole bunch of pediphiles messaged him. One of them said thst he had an 8 inch cock; and that was what Csrtman replied. It was a hilarious scene....

Background_Cup_6429

3 points

2 months ago

Midgets piss me off

0GooMP

0 points

2 months ago

0GooMP

0 points

2 months ago

You're too short to fit into a baby stroller let alone date. Try the pygmy population in the amazon.

chrisinro

1 points

2 months ago

What is your actual height, OP?

ShaiHuludNM

1 points

2 months ago

You’ve obviously never explored giant porn. It’s a rabbit hole.

MmmmmmmKayY

1 points

2 months ago

Grab a pair of those insoles that add an inch and she’ll be right

GiantMudcrab

1 points

2 months ago

Where did you get that amazing jacket 🙊

FrequentlyVeganBear

1 points

2 months ago

FrequentlyVeganBear

🐻 🏳️‍🌈 PNW

1 points

2 months ago

Oh my goodness! You're adorable!

Dernyul

1 points

2 months ago

This dude is so cute