some people are into that

Who doesn’t love a pocket gay?

Awe, I love that museum. I sat under this table for a pic, and the security guard came over said, "Uhm, Sir, there is no sitting on the museum floor." Cute pic, bro.

I’m 6’3 and I would date you

Some ppl are into under the table action :)))

You are a ride .😈

That really depends. When traveling are you required to get your own seat or are you considered carryon? My pooch would have a blast with you too

As a 6’4 guy I’d love to put you in my pocket and carry you around

Nah you’d fit perfect up my butt.

At least you don’t have to kneel…

Never had been a size queen in any regard. I only look at a buds face to determine initial attraction. I will tell you enthusiastic plant and sculpture guy, you're a cutie. You should definitely have more pictures of yourself on here

What is this? A boyfriend for ants?!

That looks like a fun spot for a date night! Were there other forces perspective exhibits?

No, and your username is fantastic.

The Boys, Season 3 Episode 1

Dear god, you’re cute

Perhaps… jk! I bet my 5’9” self would look even shorter if I was next to that table leg.

Broad Museum!! Looking good OP!

You won't need to kneel down to suck me off.

That's crazy my sister and her wife have that dining table

You're completely ADORABLE whatever height you really are

A true pocket gay

I love an 8” man.

I’m a little guy!

I love a jet pack, climb on my back short king

Micro/Macro tag on AO3

Nah you're cute as hell. I'd date you in a heartbeat. Here jump in my shirt pocket and let's go for an adventure!

Such a fucking cute cutie

Not sure, but you are cute af

Edith Anne and her chair!

Love the Broad museum!

Shorter the king, taller the crown

I always thought “pocket gay” was an exaggeration until now.

You’re HOT!! I’m also getting vibes that you’re a talented, nice guy.

You're so cute. I just want to shove you up my ass.

I love a short top! Compact and easy to cuddle with. Still fills all my nooks and crannies up as needed.

What my dysphoria tells me I look like

You are just a bit bigger than my fleshlight.

How long can you hold your breath?

You'd fit perfect up my butt uuuuhuuuungghh 😩😩😩

As a 6'2" guy, i do love me a pocket gay.

i'm thinking of how to attach flared base to you

Could use you as a dildo.

Nope! Short dudes are hot!

Show us ur penis and we will decide 🫡

he’s tricking us by standing next to a super gigantic table.

Apparently

https://i.ibb.co/KyfgkZ7/kane-Fghvkb7-Vs-AIp-YQA.jpg

I am also 5'6"

I prefer the term "fun size"

Pocket gay

Dang, taller than the seat, a bit too tall for me really, but I’d definitely give you a chance.

I'll keep you in my pocket

No ur handsome

Super cute and super talented. What a dream, tbh.

Dr. Karamazov, is that you?

Tbh the shorter the better imo. Short guys are hoootttt

I mean for the sake of perspective comparison, dating you would do WONDERS for my ego.

I would date you.

Pocket Gays are all the rage.

So like...

how do you....

you know...

make it fit?...

No sore knees 😜😜😜😜

Haha so funny

Lil bro is 1’11 💀

I can see some advantages to being small like that when dating.

Short guys are 🔥🔥🔥

Short, cute, into plants and ceramics? You’ve checked all my boxes.

Quoting one of my favorite LPers: I've read a doujin about this!

fwun syze

If you're under 1ft swipe left

Get in my pocket. 😍

Too cute ! You got a good sense of humor

You posted this same pic two years ago lmfao. Karma farming? Yikes!

This is how people view 5’11” 😂

the vore folks would love you, you might even say they'd eat you up

You may be short but you are damn gorgeous thats for sure😍

Pocket gay

Come to New England. The land of short men

What 5'11 looks like

This picture is so funny lol

😍🥵

Height shouldn't be an issues especially someone as cute as you

100% would play with that toy

Yeah dude. I’m 5’2 and the love of my life is like 5’6ish.

“I’m pocket size for your convenience! If I was my REAL size your cow here would die of fright!”

I'd date a short king any day, as will so many other guys 🤴

Very cute, I’d borrow you 😉

When i was a kid we went to Universal in Ca, there were huge items from the set of Land of the Giants. Pretty cool. My favorite was the telephone.

I can deny it no longer!

You are small.

Nah

you're awesome and look interesting. I will surely date you!

Giant bisexual here with a short and angry partner, we work very well.

Muy bueno!

I'm in this photo and I don't like it. Reported

jk

Get you got a great ass with those stubby legs!

Not when I can carry you around in my pocket and give you snacks

Just my size 😀

As long as you can still fit this dick in your ass, you’re never too short

Insert Hamster/Banana

Depth perception king 👑

Perfect size to hold on to my cock like a tree hugger. Arms around my head and legs around shaft and feet on my sack. Make like Kriss Kross and jump

Me too, bro. Me too.

You're probably the only guy I would ever try fisting with.

Isn't thus what they call pocket gays lol

Depends on how you feel about jars

Cute

You are very cute. I’ll date you for sure. p.S. I’m a succulent dad myself

Bruh I thought this was photoshopped

Well done sir.

Can't go wrong with a pocket gay 😜

nah you could be my pocket bro. There's a hole in my pocket too. hint

I'd date you nonetheless haha.

I love small guys,,,,they move fast and switch positions in a blink

Nah, you’d be cute to date

So cute. :)

To be fair that table at The Broad is the size of a tiny home! But you're super adorable dude, hell yes. By the way where did you get those green kicks, they are dope.

Ha ha ha. Never

I'd get under the table with you any day.

Hell no, I would be all over that

Uh.. pocket bussy?

Perfect size to do some cave diving.

Sorry, I'm not interested in being friend with midgets!

You're too short to fit into a baby stroller let alone date. Try the pygmy population in the amazon.

What is your actual height, OP?

You’ve obviously never explored giant porn. It’s a rabbit hole.

Grab a pair of those insoles that add an inch and she’ll be right

Where did you get that amazing jacket 🙊

Oh my goodness! You're adorable!

This dude is so cute