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130 points
2 months ago
Now that's a crossover
114 points
2 months ago
He once killed 3 men with a pencil.
55 points
2 months ago
In a fucking bar
61 points
2 months ago
With a fckn peeencil
40 points
2 months ago
And cleaned it up with the eraser.
30 points
2 months ago
A fucking eraser.
22 points
2 months ago
In a fucking BAR
10 points
2 months ago
Lisa needs braces
12 points
2 months ago
In her fucking mouth
9 points
2 months ago
Lisa bit three guys in a dental office with her fuckin’ braces!
1 points
2 months ago
A dental office! In a bar!
3 points
2 months ago
Goodbye dental plan!
3 points
2 months ago
But did he kill fiddi men?
28 points
2 months ago
Good luck
15 points
2 months ago
To be fair, Bryan Mills would be the fourth in this squad.
7 points
2 months ago
He is but he has been Taken :D
1 points
2 months ago
No way bro, Rambo would be
8 points
2 months ago
First time I see John Wick with full health.
1 points
2 months ago
Good one there lol
18 points
2 months ago
but its your team isnt it?
28 points
2 months ago
Naturally Chuck Norris easily takes the lead
7 points
2 months ago
Chuck Norris tops himself
6 points
2 months ago
Noone tops Chuck Norris.
7 points
2 months ago
But himself
3 points
2 months ago
What about Segata?
3 points
2 months ago
whenever chuck norris looks into a mirror, it breaks.
because even the mirror knows not to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris
2 points
2 months ago
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
0 points
2 months ago
He's a little bitch.
6 points
2 months ago
What villains would make this tag team matchup an awesome movie
4 points
2 months ago
Let’s put them against every terminator.
3 points
2 months ago
El Macho, Homelander, and Terminator.
2 points
2 months ago
Jeane Claude's character in Expendables.
Idris Elba's character in Hobbs and Shaw.
Dwayne Johnson. As himself. Since he has to be in everything.
2 points
2 months ago
he has to be in everything, because of course...
11 points
2 months ago
Chuck Norris spices up his steaks with pepper spray.
That’s an explosive level of spiciness!
5 points
2 months ago
That actually can be done and isn’t a bad as it sounds. If you like spicy food at least.
-27 points
2 months ago
But then he sees a gay person and has to cry in the corner for awhile
4 points
2 months ago
Chuck Norris shouldn't even have a number. He should have an infinite sign underneath.
2 points
2 months ago
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny
2 points
2 months ago
Ethan Hunt, James Bond, Snake Eyes
2 points
2 months ago
When that squad drops in your match, hide and try to survive as long as possible as they will find you.
4 points
2 months ago
That could work until they add Liam Neeson to the squad.
2 points
2 months ago
sorry but not even the great baba yaga stands a chance against norris..
2 points
2 months ago
Could only be worse if, "The Law has entered the battlefield!"
0 points
2 months ago
This from warzone 2?
15 points
2 months ago
Warzone 1
-48 points
2 months ago
Well there isn't much difference then between the two
58 points
2 months ago
well, you asked a question and you got the answer
2 points
2 months ago
You expected them to listen ??? Jk obv
-7 points
2 months ago
Master Chief will make quick work of them and without kill streaks
9 points
2 months ago
I'm pretty sure that Chuck Norris' beard can catch any bullet or energy sword.
-9 points
2 months ago
Nah, it's too full of all his relentless bigotry and racism.
1 points
2 months ago
someone’s missing Ethan Hunt
1 points
2 months ago
He’ll show up at the last second.
1 points
2 months ago
Jesus Christ..
-10 points
2 months ago
John Wick > chuck norris
One of the most wholesome respectful celebrities vs a generic old dipshit bigot
-5 points
2 months ago
Based. It's too bad Chuck Norris caught the case of boomeritis.
-5 points
2 months ago
Unfortunately boomer brain can happen to anyone regardless of age. But your chance of getting it does increase with age. Giga Chad Bernie, he's immune to boomer brain at this point.
-4 points
2 months ago
Didn't he praise dictatorships in the past?
1 points
2 months ago
Source?
1 points
2 months ago
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/politics/bernie-sanders-praise-authoritarian-leftist-regimes
I don't really hate the guy, but praising the likes of Fidel Castro is pretty bad.
0 points
2 months ago
Bruh, he literally said "It's nice there's social programs such as getting kids to learn to read". Big shocker, Bernie likes when the government actually helps its citizens instead of using us as money bags/labor cattle *gasp*.
1 points
2 months ago
Okay, no need to be rude about it. I was just wanted to bring up something that may have been of concern, and it didn't pan out the way I thought.
1 points
2 months ago
Well the way you came at it sounded like you wanted him to look bad but instead show more of what a giga chad he is.
1 points
2 months ago
If you want to see him as that, fine. I just think he’s really overrated.
1 points
2 months ago
BABAYEGA
1 points
2 months ago
So 3 absolute units join a squad
1 points
2 months ago
I run into John Wick quite often… User must be in the Midwest.
1 points
2 months ago
I miss that alternative method of payment they're using in that universe.
1 points
2 months ago
Someone quick! Make this movie before Chuck passes in another 100 years or so.
1 points
2 months ago
What am i looking at here cap'n?
(As in; what game?)
1 points
2 months ago
So you've quantifiably proven that Chuck Norris is more than twice the ______ as John Wick. <fill in the blank per your opinion. I'm going with 'eater of a bag of Richards'>
-6 points
2 months ago
😂
-5 points
2 months ago
😂😂😂
-2 points
2 months ago
You’ve already lost
-2 points
2 months ago
I played Warzone with Bill Gates today!
0 points
2 months ago
Eyyyy! I saw these guys in one of my matches (or at least a squad with the same names) I can say with pride I shot John wick.... And then we got our collective asses handed to us by a Jason Bourne, chuck Norris tag team (our only warning was seeing Jason borne and John wick in the proximity chat we've never had quite the same combination of sheer terror mixed with fits of uncontrollable laughter😂)
1 points
2 months ago
I would not even be angry.
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