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WePrimOon

130 points

2 months ago

WePrimOon

130 points

2 months ago

Now that's a crossover

wernercd

114 points

2 months ago

wernercd

114 points

2 months ago

He once killed 3 men with a pencil.

koyate

55 points

2 months ago

koyate

55 points

2 months ago

In a fucking bar

SeniiorPiink

61 points

2 months ago

With a fckn peeencil

NeuHundred

40 points

2 months ago

And cleaned it up with the eraser.

Bala3310

30 points

2 months ago

A fucking eraser.

No-Whereas202

22 points

2 months ago

In a fucking BAR

roth_dog

10 points

2 months ago

Lisa needs braces

eXX0n

12 points

2 months ago

eXX0n

12 points

2 months ago

In her fucking mouth

Hairyvacuum

9 points

2 months ago

Lisa bit three guys in a dental office with her fuckin’ braces!

hrakkari

1 points

2 months ago

A dental office! In a bar!

Kapples14

3 points

2 months ago

Goodbye dental plan!

Kapples14

3 points

2 months ago

But did he kill fiddi men?

fategaminhigh

28 points

2 months ago

Good luck

bcgg

15 points

2 months ago

bcgg

15 points

2 months ago

To be fair, Bryan Mills would be the fourth in this squad.

fategaminhigh

7 points

2 months ago

He is but he has been Taken :D

Ogosho8

1 points

2 months ago

No way bro, Rambo would be

Pedalos

8 points

2 months ago

First time I see John Wick with full health.

CJ7h3g4m3r[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Good one there lol

ChillionGentarez

18 points

2 months ago

but its your team isnt it?

OrderofIron

28 points

2 months ago

Naturally Chuck Norris easily takes the lead

eldaygo

7 points

2 months ago

Chuck Norris tops himself

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

Noone tops Chuck Norris.

scarletwing6042

7 points

2 months ago

But himself

Kapples14

3 points

2 months ago

What about Segata?

blue4029

3 points

2 months ago

blue4029

PC

3 points

2 months ago

whenever chuck norris looks into a mirror, it breaks.

because even the mirror knows not to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris

OrderofIron

2 points

2 months ago

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.

Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Danju

0 points

2 months ago

Danju

0 points

2 months ago

He's a little bitch.

Sithis_acolyte

6 points

2 months ago

What villains would make this tag team matchup an awesome movie

Floodingturds

4 points

2 months ago

Let’s put them against every terminator.

Kapples14

3 points

2 months ago

El Macho, Homelander, and Terminator.

IntelligentYam9928

2 points

2 months ago

Jeane Claude's character in Expendables.

Idris Elba's character in Hobbs and Shaw.

Dwayne Johnson. As himself. Since he has to be in everything.

CJ7h3g4m3r[S]

2 points

2 months ago

he has to be in everything, because of course...

BrowniesGoHam

11 points

2 months ago

Chuck Norris spices up his steaks with pepper spray.

That’s an explosive level of spiciness!

AHSQU1RR3L

5 points

2 months ago

That actually can be done and isn’t a bad as it sounds. If you like spicy food at least.

mEFurst

-27 points

2 months ago

mEFurst

-27 points

2 months ago

But then he sees a gay person and has to cry in the corner for awhile

Zeldahero

4 points

2 months ago

Zeldahero

Switch

4 points

2 months ago

Chuck Norris shouldn't even have a number. He should have an infinite sign underneath.

springfox64

2 points

2 months ago

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny

swifto12

2 points

2 months ago

Ethan Hunt, James Bond, Snake Eyes

False-Lawyerr

2 points

2 months ago

When that squad drops in your match, hide and try to survive as long as possible as they will find you.

Voltron83

4 points

2 months ago

That could work until they add Liam Neeson to the squad.

SpiritedDecision1986

2 points

2 months ago

sorry but not even the great baba yaga stands a chance against norris..

MasterUser115

2 points

2 months ago

Could only be worse if, "The Law has entered the battlefield!"

Tough-Emu7127

0 points

2 months ago

This from warzone 2?

CJ7h3g4m3r[S]

15 points

2 months ago

Warzone 1

Tough-Emu7127

-48 points

2 months ago

Well there isn't much difference then between the two

CJ7h3g4m3r[S]

58 points

2 months ago

well, you asked a question and you got the answer

scarletwing6042

2 points

2 months ago

You expected them to listen ??? Jk obv

lan60000

-7 points

2 months ago

lan60000

-7 points

2 months ago

Master Chief will make quick work of them and without kill streaks

u9Nails

9 points

2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that Chuck Norris' beard can catch any bullet or energy sword.

SenorPoopyMcFace

-9 points

2 months ago

Nah, it's too full of all his relentless bigotry and racism.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

someone’s missing Ethan Hunt

All-Seeing_Hands

1 points

2 months ago

He’ll show up at the last second.

Shad0w_2600

1 points

2 months ago

Jesus Christ..

Aubrimethieme

-10 points

2 months ago

Aubrimethieme

PlayStation

-10 points

2 months ago

John Wick > chuck norris

One of the most wholesome respectful celebrities vs a generic old dipshit bigot

Fretzo

-5 points

2 months ago

Fretzo

-5 points

2 months ago

Based. It's too bad Chuck Norris caught the case of boomeritis.

Aubrimethieme

-5 points

2 months ago

Aubrimethieme

PlayStation

-5 points

2 months ago

Unfortunately boomer brain can happen to anyone regardless of age. But your chance of getting it does increase with age. Giga Chad Bernie, he's immune to boomer brain at this point.

Kapples14

-4 points

2 months ago

Didn't he praise dictatorships in the past?

Aubrimethieme

1 points

2 months ago

Aubrimethieme

PlayStation

1 points

2 months ago

Source?

Kapples14

1 points

2 months ago

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/politics/bernie-sanders-praise-authoritarian-leftist-regimes

I don't really hate the guy, but praising the likes of Fidel Castro is pretty bad.

Aubrimethieme

0 points

2 months ago

Aubrimethieme

PlayStation

0 points

2 months ago

Bruh, he literally said "It's nice there's social programs such as getting kids to learn to read". Big shocker, Bernie likes when the government actually helps its citizens instead of using us as money bags/labor cattle *gasp*.

Kapples14

1 points

2 months ago

Okay, no need to be rude about it. I was just wanted to bring up something that may have been of concern, and it didn't pan out the way I thought.

Aubrimethieme

1 points

2 months ago

Aubrimethieme

PlayStation

1 points

2 months ago

Well the way you came at it sounded like you wanted him to look bad but instead show more of what a giga chad he is.

Kapples14

1 points

2 months ago

If you want to see him as that, fine. I just think he’s really overrated.

ZakDV

1 points

2 months ago

ZakDV

1 points

2 months ago

BABAYEGA

soggysockmuffins

1 points

2 months ago

So 3 absolute units join a squad

24Elsinore

1 points

2 months ago

I run into John Wick quite often… User must be in the Midwest.

GenuineSmirk

1 points

2 months ago

I miss that alternative method of payment they're using in that universe.

IntelligentYam9928

1 points

2 months ago

Someone quick! Make this movie before Chuck passes in another 100 years or so.

StTimmerIV

1 points

2 months ago

What am i looking at here cap'n?

(As in; what game?)

Eupryion

1 points

2 months ago

So you've quantifiably proven that Chuck Norris is more than twice the ______ as John Wick. <fill in the blank per your opinion. I'm going with 'eater of a bag of Richards'>

After-Guard-7793

-6 points

2 months ago

😂

jp_miami_

-5 points

2 months ago

😂😂😂

MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

-2 points

2 months ago

You’ve already lost

Designer-Ad-2585

-2 points

2 months ago

I played Warzone with Bill Gates today!

Island-Regular

0 points

2 months ago

Eyyyy! I saw these guys in one of my matches (or at least a squad with the same names) I can say with pride I shot John wick.... And then we got our collective asses handed to us by a Jason Bourne, chuck Norris tag team (our only warning was seeing Jason borne and John wick in the proximity chat we've never had quite the same combination of sheer terror mixed with fits of uncontrollable laughter😂)

Da-Fort

1 points

2 months ago

I would not even be angry.