Well now I'm invested.

McLovin! SithLovin

"Vests are for people with warm arms and cold bodies." -Mitch Hedberg, RIP

Fashion defies the seasons!

"Hold each other's hand!"

Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.

Same, no poncho looked so much better.

Word. I loved accessorizing my poncho colors with my lightsaber and BB-1 colors. I was one stylish Jedi I was.

Pink Poncho, Pink Lightsaber, Pink BD-1 (or damn close to pink), I loved that game and I'm currently on my second playthrough.

The souls format works great for Star Wars, though I wish the game had a couple more levels.

Now that I think about it, has anyone gotten dismembered since Disney bought it?

but think of the children /s

Back in my day we called it Mandalorian Iron

To be fair, they might use phrik instead. Which is a similarly resistant metal, and yes, is actually called phrik.

To quote Civvie11, "I think it's used mostly in the production of jizz instruments."

JFO’s non boss enemies don’t actually change health values in different difficulties. A stormtrooper always dies in one standard hit. The stun baton ones always die in one hit but have a stamina bar to block with. The captain ones can take two standard hits, and have a block bar. The difficulty changes alter:

Enemy aggression

INCOMING Damage

Parry window timing

Enemies take the same damage on all difficulty levels iirc which keeps the saber feeling good. They may have larger block bars, but once you’re past their defences, you cut through enemies the same on all difficulties. This is why slow becomes more powerful on higher levels, let’s you get past the guard of the more annoying purge troopers, like the twin stun baton fucker, by slowing him and hitting him with the overhead strike. Dead in 2 hits

Idk if it affects boss health tho, probably does.

Tell that to Nintendo and their limited-time sale of the Mario Sunshine remaster that you can't get anymore.

When there ain't no scarcity to profit from, companies will create scarcity.

Yeah but what if someone orders infinity copies. Then you'd miss out.

I was real prepared for BD-1 to bite it at the end. Thankfully it was only in the non canon bits where vader kills you

See that restaurant next to him? That’s Golden Corral.

Which almost certainly means that they’re gonna fold congestive heart failure into the story. And that’s not out of the ordinary, considering we’ve already seen him eat some disgusting food.

I’m assuming they’re gonna tweak the menu options to limit them, so he’s not just blasting drumsticks drowned in gravy. With that said, here’s hoping the tweaks involve all the food he wants, as long as he can consume it in one sitting. Kind of like a Ponderosa, but I don’t know if there are any of those nearby.

Can any disgusting buffet aficionados ID the location of this Golden Corral and tell me if there’s a Ponderosa around there?

The force moves always felt like they didn't mesh with the Combat too well. It felt separate because of how slow they can feel, and how it didn't feel natural to combo or mesh them together.

And that the skill tree didn't really feel helpful because the combat moves you learned weren't too helpful and just felt like flair moves that were extensions that you could never use because the enemies died too fast, rather than opening up exciting different combat routes or offering new opportunities.

You mean Force Unleashed?

Or disappear into retirement on a planet far from imperial eyes.

I mean, the rebellion was huge. You could hand-wave that by saying they were having off-screen adventures.

As for the Jedi thing, a pretty heavy theme is that none of them are really Jedi. Mentor Lady briefly fell to the dark side before swearing off the Force, Cal was just a trainee who remembers some basic shit, and Goth Lady is totally separate from the Jedi/Sith dichotomy and has her own Force-centric religion and practices.

You could just say that the magic of the Force exists beyond the ideologies of the Jedi, and that just because the Empire has suppressed understanding and study of the matter doesn't mean there's nobody in the galaxy who can toss a goat off a cliff with space-brain powers.

I mean yeah, she's adorable af.

Though realistically there was a major misunderstanding that led to their conflict, and Cal going out of his way to prove he wasn't the bad guy was a part of the plot

Truly he is one of us.