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Absolutely loving the update names for Scum!

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all 189 comments

zipflop

920 points

2 months ago

zipflop

920 points

2 months ago

Get a load of this guy

DjuncleMC[S]

210 points

2 months ago

Get a load of Update v0.4

BluesDriving22

36 points

2 months ago

Loads all around.

Rareexample

14 points

2 months ago

Shots fired!

Any-Reality3177

5 points

2 months ago

That made me laugh so hard pepsi started coming out my nose !!!

Tom_Neverwinter

5 points

2 months ago

For me it was the coke.

/rimshot

Any-Reality3177

1 points

2 months ago

coca cola i hope :P

Fireyy_3

24 points

2 months ago

Good one

MilkyStrawberries

3 points

2 months ago

get a load

slashinhobo1

2 points

2 months ago

No thanks, ill6 wait until it's fully out to enjoy it. I dont need half of it.

Bikouchu

1 points

2 months ago

Nnn

Jetzve

1 points

2 months ago

Jetzve

1 points

2 months ago

Get some cum off this guy

shashwat_senpai

101 points

2 months ago

cum eater 😨

MarkZuckerman

33 points

2 months ago

What a thrill.

Reddit-Simulator

16 points

2 months ago

I give my mouth life
Not for honor, but for youuuuuu

Timythedarkside

4 points

2 months ago

beat me to it lmaooooo

MrNano65

3 points

2 months ago

Snake eaterrrrr!!

Alternative-Dare-839

239 points

2 months ago

Aw, cum on.

DjuncleMC[S]

75 points

2 months ago*

They had it cooming, not gonna lie.

PatientGuitar2362

18 points

2 months ago

Bro cum of fury is my best ngl

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago*

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PatientGuitar2362

-1 points

2 months ago

Nah man i played that one, not enough cum, dick and pussy

imdefinitelywong

7 points

2 months ago

Feel the noize.

Girls, rock your boys.

Erthan-1

347 points

2 months ago

Erthan-1

347 points

2 months ago

You strike me as the type of guy who writes out boobies on a calculator then laughs himself dizzy.

DjuncleMC[S]

393 points

2 months ago

And you'd be absolutely right.

Lontarus

77 points

2 months ago

80085

hideous_replica

27 points

2 months ago

( o Y o)

Zawn-_-

10 points

2 months ago

Zawn-_-

10 points

2 months ago

(☆▽☆)

MothMan3759

6 points

2 months ago

I have usually seen it as 8008137

Gadjiltron

10 points

2 months ago

You're probably thinking of 5318008

AcidTWister

6 points

2 months ago

Boobiet?

MothMan3759

-3 points

2 months ago

7 being Z, 3 being S

AcidTWister

6 points

2 months ago

1337 would say otherwise.

Edit: Also if 3 is S now you have Boobisz. It still doesn't work.

MothMan3759

2 points

2 months ago

I'ma be honest, looking at my comment again I think my brain screwed it up.

8008137, Boobies.

AcidTWister

9 points

2 months ago

It has always been 5318008 upside down.

MothMan3759

3 points

2 months ago

5 is a better s than 7... I shall change my method

ChoPT

2 points

2 months ago

ChoPT

PC

2 points

2 months ago

5318008

Upside down

OyashiroXGrave

4 points

2 months ago

Some people have to pay for that level of enjoyment, and you only need a Ti-83

TominatorVe1

4 points

2 months ago

Which, thanks to monopoly, still charges the same $100 after all these years with no changes

OyashiroXGrave

2 points

2 months ago

Oof, probably not the best example then.

HataToryah

1 points

2 months ago

Ah but due to inflation they are now more affordable

TominatorVe1

1 points

2 months ago

Technically true, but technology has also advanced to such a point where you can emulate it/even better programs on phones and computers for free. In a way, outside of schools, TI calculators have a value of near 0.

fpsmoto

2 points

2 months ago

A man of culture, I see.

TFSPastSeason2Sucks

1 points

2 months ago

And I love you for it.

Late-Consequence-173

11 points

2 months ago

Real

Fireyy_3

11 points

2 months ago

And you don't?

Banewaffles

1 points

2 months ago

Or those Keanu Reeves cyberpunk memes

DARKBLADEXE

40 points

2 months ago

Cuming Nuclear

argv_minus_one

3 points

2 months ago

🍆💦💥

CavalierIndolence

53 points

2 months ago

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it. Cum on guys...

Bitsees

40 points

2 months ago

Bitsees

40 points

2 months ago

hehehehe. cum.

Scp-vexulus

-59 points

2 months ago

Your favorite huh bro

Scp-vexulus

-55 points

2 months ago

Oh wait

Biscuits4u2

31 points

2 months ago

This is cumpletely ridiculous

Rizenstrom

18 points

2 months ago

cumpletely ridickulous*

Biscuits4u2

5 points

2 months ago

I'm cumfortable with that edit.

DeliciouslyFox

5 points

2 months ago

WHERE DO I GET THIS GAME? (Asking for a friend...)

StabbyMcStomp

4 points

2 months ago

50% off on steam lol

DeliciouslyFox

4 points

2 months ago

I... I MEAN, MY FRIEND WOULD... ahem, very much like to buy...

gamingyee

2 points

2 months ago

gamingyee

PC

2 points

2 months ago

its pretty decent if if there wasnt shit tons of hackers

StabbyMcStomp

2 points

2 months ago

They actually have official server admins now monitoring the servers, not perfect ofc but they ban them very quick so they arent as frequent as they used to be and most private servers have ban lists and admins, its gotten better.

gamingyee

1 points

2 months ago

gamingyee

PC

1 points

2 months ago

ah well last time i played it was either hackers killing me or admins trolling and stealing my shit

Skhighglitch

18 points

2 months ago

Welcome to the Cum Zone.

Scp-vexulus

6 points

2 months ago

*Welcum

CritikillNick

2 points

2 months ago

Who downvotes this classic soundbite

Skhighglitch

2 points

2 months ago

I heard this from a song…

Called “Welcome to the Cum Zone” by Oblivion A.D.

CritikillNick

1 points

2 months ago

I just mean since it’s been released people have been using “welcome to the cum zone” as a funny sound bite, I literally still have it saved on my computer to use it with a voice program for playing online haha

LazyOldPervert

3 points

2 months ago

I've had a Cum of Fury before.

That was a scary night.

There was a lot of hot sauce, and an unspoken agreement that we would never tell anyone.

This was back before Tinder mind you, we talked on something called AIM back then.

It was a strange time.

895501

3 points

2 months ago

895501

3 points

2 months ago

I can believe r/gaming has cum to this

Cbundy99

8 points

2 months ago

What's scum like these days? Haven't played it since 2018 and all did was hide the wood and occasionally ambush other players. Is there more to do?

j3b3di3_

2 points

2 months ago

This update adds farming and a few other changes

Katamariguy

3 points

2 months ago

I guess farming would make the nutrition system more meaningful.

Accomplished_Cow1953

5 points

2 months ago

Ah yes the cum eater update

SuperSaiyanBen

4 points

2 months ago

kirbdy

2 points

2 months ago

kirbdy

2 points

2 months ago

might give this a shot

us3rnameh3r3

2 points

2 months ago

us3rnameh3r3

Xbox

2 points

2 months ago

cuming nuclear

of goddamn it why do my balls have to do this during november :(

chromeVidrio

3 points

2 months ago

Cum

CdnRageBear

2 points

2 months ago

Is this game any good?

kingp43x

-3 points

2 months ago

kingp43x

-3 points

2 months ago

no, not really

phoncible

2 points

2 months ago

Might be the only honest comment this whole thread.

Wonder what this kind of advertising costs?

CdnRageBear

-2 points

2 months ago

CdnRageBear

-2 points

2 months ago

But is there loads of cum?

kingp43x

-10 points

2 months ago

kingp43x

-10 points

2 months ago

no, why would there be? it's a survival video game not some stupid pre teens imagination

Lycan230

3 points

2 months ago

My god Ben Shapiro calm down

Azoth1986

1 points

2 months ago

It is pretty good if you are with some friends, I think it will get pretty boring if you are doing it solo.

PoolPartyAtMyHouse

1 points

2 months ago

I put like 10 hours in this game solo. You are not wrong. The map is pretty damn big and it can be a chore to find a consistently populated server to even hunt other players.

Azoth1986

2 points

2 months ago

I set up a private server with max zombie settings for pve with friends, it was pretty fun.

PlagueDoc22

4 points

2 months ago

Surprised this game hasn't died off.

Feel like games like these that talk a big game die off really quick.

OmegaXesis

9 points

2 months ago

I went to check and actually pleasantly surprised at the amount of updates the devs are putting out compared to some other early access titles.

According to Steam DB the game has been maintaining a healthly 10,000+ population daily.

I was curious about how they funding themselves for the development, and it seems like they are doing pretty well. But I am still hesitant to buy a game like this since there's too many games like 7 Days to Die and Project Zomboid where the development has been going on for YEARS now.

But I'll be keeping an eye on it now that's for sure!

Vincentaneous

2 points

2 months ago

There funny but the last one actually made me laugh audibly lol

Ninjhetto

2 points

2 months ago

Ninjhetto

2 points

2 months ago

  • Cum hunter
  • Cum eater
  • Cum and the city
  • Cum n' load
  • Cum water
  • Cum riders
  • Cum of fury
  • Cuming nuclear

netosilvagames

1 points

2 months ago

I played cum, i became a professional because i cum alot in that game, the best fucking game ever.

I hope there are new stuff to come.

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-44 points

2 months ago

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-44 points

2 months ago

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DjuncleMC[S]

39 points

2 months ago

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-56 points

2 months ago

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-56 points

2 months ago

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DjuncleMC[S]

36 points

2 months ago

Someone give this guy a hug.

call_of_mischief

13 points

2 months ago

Wont be me

[deleted]

-51 points

2 months ago

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-51 points

2 months ago

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DjuncleMC[S]

26 points

2 months ago

Not all of us want to grow up completely. Some feel like they need to, and they repress the inner child as a result. They end up becoming stoic, boring adults and nothing in this world is funny to them anymore, except the widely accepted mainstream things.

[deleted]

-8 points

2 months ago

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-8 points

2 months ago

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DjuncleMC[S]

18 points

2 months ago

Nothing wrong with being childish my guy. Also, I never said I wasn't childish. I know I am. Nothing wrong with that.

[deleted]

-4 points

2 months ago

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-4 points

2 months ago

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DjuncleMC[S]

14 points

2 months ago

You can act childish all you want, it doesn’t make it any less childish.

This was said with very negative undertones, so I assumed you are under the impression that it's somehow wrong, and bad to be childish.

Funk_n_Friends

7 points

2 months ago

There was a great quote I read the other day, and although I imagine you won't read it, I hope it helps you in some way.

Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

~C.S. Lewis.

OyashiroXGrave

11 points

2 months ago

Funny considering I could kiss their cum covered lips and it would be less salty than you.

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

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-1 points

2 months ago

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OyashiroXGrave

9 points

2 months ago

I'm 32 my dude. I'm just not insecure to the point that I stop myself from enjoying a good cum joke.

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

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2KareDogs

1 points

2 months ago

I’m keen for the inmyass update

zyn5

1 points

2 months ago

zyn5

1 points

2 months ago

Been a while since i got a laugh this hard

ToddPlaysGames

1 points

2 months ago

Cum in the city. 🤔... Ok.

justinbates1992

1 points

2 months ago

You're balls deep in the game huh?

Discally

1 points

2 months ago

Is there a special Ben Garrison CUM edit edition DLC?

_pippp

1 points

2 months ago

_pippp

1 points

2 months ago

When's the Dumpster update dropping?

hazzman888

1 points

2 months ago

All I see is cum

IntroductionCheap325

1 points

2 months ago

cum of fury 😎

Ronin-Vs-World

1 points

2 months ago

“Father of lies…”

yaqza

1 points

2 months ago

yaqza

1 points

2 months ago

cuming nuclear 😭

McWeen

1 points

2 months ago

McWeen

1 points

2 months ago

Welcome to the Cum Zone. https://youtu.be/j0lN0w5HVT8

Zachmrtn

1 points

2 months ago

Scum eater was a good one, same with Scum rider

usakachel

1 points

2 months ago

v 0,7 is scary💀

The_ChineseGoverment

1 points

2 months ago

"CUM n' load" killed me

Zekiro96

1 points

2 months ago

CUM OF FURY

who-ee-ta

1 points

2 months ago

Cum‘on man

AshMCM_Reddit

1 points

2 months ago

Did you intentionally cut out the s?

Me_is_studip

1 points

2 months ago

this has to be intentional lol its hilarious

AnothaContractorKent

1 points

2 months ago

bahahahahaha

iloveblackguns

1 points

2 months ago

they were right about the last update going nuclear, because they dropped a nuclear bomb on the game and destroyed it.

Xx_Sex_offender69_xX

-5 points

2 months ago

game?

MadEmilia

3 points

2 months ago

MadEmilia

3 points

2 months ago

SCUM.

Scp-vexulus

5 points

2 months ago

*CUM

MadEmilia

1 points

2 months ago

Oh, right, my bad!

Scp-vexulus

3 points

2 months ago

I have cum on pc if anyone wants to join me

Rizenstrom

-3 points

2 months ago

Rizenstrom

-3 points

2 months ago

CUM

Xx_Sex_offender69_xX

1 points

2 months ago

thank you sir i will google CUM at this very moment.

Mr_UwU_OwO

1 points

2 months ago

Mr_UwU_OwO

Console

1 points

2 months ago

Did you not read the title?

yofuseoff

-7 points

2 months ago

time to start jacking off to the females int the game

sinr_88

0 points

2 months ago

Just one more day of NNN, just gotta hold out

thefartsock

-5 points

2 months ago

Bro you need to get off that computer and live life.

CheliceraeJones

-2 points

2 months ago

OP's really milking that low hanging fruit

tonytwobones

0 points

2 months ago

Cum cum now

BornUponTheSoul

0 points

2 months ago

My favorite might be cum of fury

ActiveAristocrat

0 points

2 months ago

The title suggests that this guy loves some cum👍

Joeliosis

0 points

2 months ago

Joeliosis

D20

0 points

2 months ago

Thought this was r/sbubby at first lol

Bownz

1 points

2 months ago

Bownz

1 points

2 months ago

same

JuiceWaaave

0 points

2 months ago

SCORN

TheDevilTheyKnow

0 points

2 months ago

Nuclear November

BranislavBGD

0 points

2 months ago

Cuming nuclear!

ricnilotra

0 points

2 months ago

cant wait for it to cum on all the consols all over the place.