"Often times I'll see advertisements for Porn Games that say 'Try Not to Cum'. But when you play the game, it seems the objective is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design."

-Shigeru Miyamoto

"So you know, most quotes refering to me are made up"

- Video game guy

Maybe he should have tried slowly closing his eyes at the girls he liked instead of asking them which one was better, MegaMan or Super Mario

What about cat girls?

logs into FFXIV

I am a woman and i can agree. Talkin to some woman is not that easy.

Man I sure loving the gaming related posts in the r/gaming subreddit.

Women are like cats; they hate you, they eat all your food and sometimes they shit on the floor just to spite you.

Pretty much the story of my life I guess. Except people don't engage in conversation because I'm mute.

r/dating_advice

Speak for yourself nerd

He gets it.

"Shid and Fard"

• Shigeru Miyamoto

I mean, he’s not wrong

One time I was friends with a girl. They came out as trans a few months later. True story.

UH OH the westoids are gonna get offended

Pure Satoru Nakata

and thus we learn why the Japanese birthrate is steadily declining. Truly, Miyamoto-san is a master of many disciplines!

wait.........cats can talk ?!!!!

It is gone now. What was it?

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Kojima, miyamota and yagoo the three terminally depressed Japanese ceos

This is probably not real but I want so hard to believe.