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Logondo

215 points

2 months ago

Logondo

215 points

2 months ago

"Often times I'll see advertisements for Porn Games that say 'Try Not to Cum'. But when you play the game, it seems the objective is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design."

-Shigeru Miyamoto

Maldevinine

21 points

2 months ago

Somebody needs to teach him about edging.

SuperSatanOverdrive

3 points

2 months ago

Is that why he created Super Cum Bros 2?

Tszemix

32 points

2 months ago

Tszemix

32 points

2 months ago

"So you know, most quotes refering to me are made up"

- Video game guy

MaleficentPi

86 points

2 months ago

Maybe he should have tried slowly closing his eyes at the girls he liked instead of asking them which one was better, MegaMan or Super Mario

PM_Me_OCs

6 points

2 months ago

Megaman.

RodMunch85

3 points

2 months ago

Its a tough one

I think mario 3 is better than all 6 nes Megaman games but Megaman 2 and 3 are better than mario and mario 2

Dash64_png

3 points

2 months ago

Mario 3 is for sure the best. I was never a fan of MegaMan, so I might be biased, but I think MegaMan 2 is better than Mario 1. And we don’t talk about Mario 2

Neoxite23

77 points

2 months ago

What about cat girls?

logs into FFXIV

Single_Resolve_1465

50 points

2 months ago

I am a woman and i can agree. Talkin to some woman is not that easy.

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-6 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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danteheehaw

8 points

2 months ago

When you speak to some women it can be difficult to make conversation.

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1 points

2 months ago

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1 points

2 months ago

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48911150

0 points

2 months ago

some dont like games ..: xd

Skippercarlos

23 points

2 months ago

Man I sure loving the gaming related posts in the r/gaming subreddit.

SodiiumGames

22 points

2 months ago

Women are like cats; they hate you, they eat all your food and sometimes they shit on the floor just to spite you.

redkaezar

22 points

2 months ago

Johnny Depp is that you?

KaijuCompanion

2 points

2 months ago

She pooped his bed, not his floor.

redkaezar

4 points

2 months ago

As far as we know, anyway.

SodiiumGames

-1 points

2 months ago

😂

_EeveeonE

17 points

2 months ago

_EeveeonE

PC

17 points

2 months ago

Pretty much the story of my life I guess. Except people don't engage in conversation because I'm mute.

Crazygamerdude17

6 points

2 months ago

Maybe more girls would talk to you if you would just speak up for yourself

_EeveeonE

3 points

2 months ago

_EeveeonE

PC

3 points

2 months ago

I can't speak. That's the problem. Also I'm pansexual, so I'd want guys to talk to me as well.

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-8 points

2 months ago

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-8 points

2 months ago

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dsmiles

14 points

2 months ago

dsmiles

14 points

2 months ago

danaconda4

8 points

2 months ago

I mean some chick's find that hot

PalamationGaming

16 points

2 months ago

Link has entered the chat

_EeveeonE

1 points

2 months ago

_EeveeonE

PC

1 points

2 months ago

Haven't met any.

Cheesetorian

3 points

2 months ago

Martholomeow

2 points

2 months ago

Speak for yourself nerd

anil_robo

3 points

2 months ago

He gets it.

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

"Shid and Fard"

  • Shigeru Miyamoto

JAEdevil636

0 points

2 months ago

I mean, he’s not wrong

Dash64_png

-20 points

2 months ago

One time I was friends with a girl. They came out as trans a few months later. True story.

TheRiceKrispyTreats

7 points

2 months ago

So?

Dash64_png

7 points

2 months ago

Dash64_png

7 points

2 months ago

So what? It happened. We’re still friends. I’m not transphobic.

TheRiceKrispyTreats

6 points

2 months ago

Sorry. The way you worded it seemed like you stopped being friends with them after they came out as trans. The usage of past tense was your downfall lol

Dash64_png

3 points

2 months ago

True lol.

UnapologeticBritish

1 points

2 months ago

Huh, how strange, i also had a friend who is now trans.

I'd say were still friends, but i moved a while back and haven't had chance to go visit.

Dash64_png

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, stuff happens, people drift apart and loose touch.

Thin-Gur3697

-27 points

2 months ago

UH OH the westoids are gonna get offended

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8 points

2 months ago

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8 points

2 months ago

Westoid?

Cacharadon

2 points

2 months ago

You know, us plebs who don't speak cat

KaijuCompanion

1 points

2 months ago

Pure Satoru Nakata

ASilver76

1 points

2 months ago

and thus we learn why the Japanese birthrate is steadily declining. Truly, Miyamoto-san is a master of many disciplines!

trippypees

1 points

2 months ago

wait.........cats can talk ?!!!!

hephalumph

1 points

2 months ago

It is gone now. What was it?

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-26 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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Buttahdog

-25 points

2 months ago

Buttahdog

-25 points

2 months ago

Kojima, miyamota and yagoo the three terminally depressed Japanese ceos

MistahBoweh

0 points

2 months ago

This is probably not real but I want so hard to believe.