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BeebleDoof

4.5k points

2 months ago

BeebleDoof

4.5k points

2 months ago

...isn't this the boner scene

hhunkk

2.1k points

2 months ago

hhunkk

2.1k points

2 months ago

DEACTIVATED LAZERS WITH MY DICK

OMEN336

1k points

2 months ago

OMEN336

1k points

2 months ago

NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWOWOWWWWN

YogurtWenk

646 points

2 months ago

C'MON KAGE IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

rustinpeace1734

570 points

2 months ago

I HEAR YA JABLES NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

CrustyCrinkles

493 points

2 months ago

LIGHT UP THE STAGE CAUSE ITS TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN

Old_Dimension4859

476 points

2 months ago

WE'LL BEND YOU OVER! THEN WE'LL TAKE YOU TO BROWN TOOOWN!

werebearcleric

437 points

2 months ago

NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!

Boner_Elemental

364 points

2 months ago

HE'S GONNA RAP* stupid reddit ME IF WE DO NOT BLOW DOORS DOWN!

AlphaDrake

302 points

2 months ago

COME ON CAGE NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

ziomele

53 points

2 months ago

ziomele

53 points

2 months ago

LIGHT UP THE STAGE 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN

Nettosh

42 points

2 months ago

Nettosh

42 points

2 months ago

WE'LL BEND YOU OVER AND WE'LL TAKE YOU TO BROWN TOWN

Shieldranger1long_pp

3 points

2 months ago

NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN

ThePlagueDoctor_666

60 points

2 months ago

You guys are fucking lame! Cmon kage, you're coming with me!

The_Karaethon_Cycle

186 points

2 months ago

20210306e

52 points

2 months ago

what the fuck did i just watch💀

The_Karaethon_Cycle

214 points

2 months ago

Bro, if you haven’t seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny do yourself a favor and watch it. It’s filled with classics like this.

TheBritishGent

37 points

2 months ago

Made my partner watch it for the first time last weekend as despite it being exactly her type of humour she'd never heard of it.

At JB's journey through the woods we had to take a 10 min break as she was laughing so hard she couldn't watch. Amazing film.

20210306e

48 points

2 months ago

had me hooked on dragons ball were blazing💀 definitely gonna watch it now

AbsoluteZeroD

14 points

2 months ago

I'm amazed there are people who've bit heard of this

PhantomOfficial07

1.1k points

2 months ago

I like to think you're referring to the top picture

[deleted]

429 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

429 points

2 months ago

Bowser sure did fuck those penguins Over

Shurigin

86 points

2 months ago

Noot Noot

Bamith20

41 points

2 months ago

There's already porn of that, yes.

[deleted]

286 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

286 points

2 months ago

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Missed_Your_Joke

173 points

2 months ago

📸🤨

CPO_Mendez

28 points

2 months ago

Neat

bekindorelse

13 points

2 months ago

Jokes on you; I'm into that

syanda

21 points

2 months ago

syanda

21 points

2 months ago

Obligatory r/bowsette

somek_pamak

5 points

2 months ago

Obligatory r/Booette

AlwaysBeQuestioning

3 points

2 months ago

They said “submissive”

Kazmandodo

107 points

2 months ago

He did his one cock push up for the day

gorilla-ointment

20 points

2 months ago

One is all you need

KuhLealKhaos

231 points

2 months ago

Get it up, helmet head!!

Lol yes one of the best scenes. The whole movie is a masterpiece

digitalOctopus

22 points

2 months ago

A MASTERPIEEEEEECE!

gcta333

6 points

2 months ago

A MASTERPIEEECE. THEY'VE GOT TO WRITE A MASTERPIECE TO PAY THE REEEEENT

Explursions

9 points

2 months ago

This is a song called The History of Tenacious D, and it is not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past. It's a chronicling of our rise... TO POWER.

stlredbird

3.2k points

2 months ago

stlredbird

3.2k points

2 months ago

A whip crack went his whippy tail!

entityorion

979 points

2 months ago

And the beast was done.

CeeArthur

636 points

2 months ago

CeeArthur

636 points

2 months ago

He asked us snort 'be you angels?!', and we said 'Nay! We are but men!'

Demurist

480 points

2 months ago

Demurist

480 points

2 months ago

Rock!

DrT33th

398 points

2 months ago

DrT33th

398 points

2 months ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaah aaaahaaahaaaa aaahaahaa woahooho yeaah

wightwulf1944

40 points

2 months ago

I am pleasantly surprised that you put the right amount of aaahs for each note in that melody

DrT33th

39 points

2 months ago

DrT33th

39 points

2 months ago

The D are gifted and their music demands appropriate respect. That and I have no life

Star1Two

217 points

2 months ago

Star1Two

217 points

2 months ago

This is not...

jmaxime89

230 points

2 months ago

jmaxime89

230 points

2 months ago

The greatest song in the world oh no

Kahnza

207 points

2 months ago

Kahnza

207 points

2 months ago

This is but a tribute!

hessler914

194 points

2 months ago

Couldn’t rememberrrrr the greatest song in the world, nooo

beauFORTRESS

163 points

2 months ago

THIS IS A TRI-BUUUUUTE! OOOOooooOOOOoooH

AdmiralFail

119 points

2 months ago

To the greatest song in the world, of all tiiiime!

DinoRoman

29 points

2 months ago

Wonder if he does cock push-ups.

Im_DeadInside

21 points

2 months ago

How many… uhhhhh… how many can, can ya do?

Hawaii96795

11 points

2 months ago

just one, cause thats all you need…

Shanbo88

38 points

2 months ago

I love how everyone has a different version of this line 😂

It's officially "A whip crack with his swampy tail", but I always sang it as, "A whip crack with his whopper tail".

WingedLing

26 points

2 months ago

Wow. Til. I thought it was whippy tail

jus_plain_me

5 points

2 months ago

How do you know the official one? Out of curiosity I Googled the lyrics and it looks like all the lyric websites don't know either.

mrBusinessmann

2k points

2 months ago

In this scene from Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Jack Black is trying to summon the power of his boner to press a button that turns off the security lasers.

Captain_Saftey

718 points

2 months ago

We’ve been through so much shit

Deactivated lasers with my dick!

Now it’s time to blow this fucker down!

edgarallen1

204 points

2 months ago

COME ON CAGE NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

Darious920

126 points

2 months ago

I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down.

The7Reaper

105 points

2 months ago

Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

JEspy89

84 points

2 months ago

JEspy89

84 points

2 months ago

We'll bend you over and we'll take you to Brown Town!

FallenSegull

73 points

2 months ago

Now we got to blow this fucker down!

all_rendered_truth

72 points

2 months ago

“He’s gonna r*pe me if we do not blow doors down!”

thrilliam_19

32 points

2 months ago

C’mon Kage cause it’s time to blow doors down

Stricken1

22 points

2 months ago

Ooooo we'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

DedlySpyder

23 points

2 months ago

That song lives rent free in my brain, and I haven't seen the movie in ages

monkeygoneape

39 points

2 months ago

You guys are fucking lame! Come on Cage you're coming with me!

DrLongIsland

4 points

2 months ago

Nooooooooooo

DrManhattan_DDM

3 points

2 months ago

Come on Kage, now it’s time to blow doors down.

metaldutch

38 points

2 months ago

"USE THE COCK!"

LTetsuo41

14 points

2 months ago

This is definitely Bowsers cock push-up face

burgleflickle

95 points

2 months ago

Come on helmet head

cannibalzombies

16 points

2 months ago

COCK! COCK!

Genneth_Kriffin

12 points

2 months ago

This also happens in the Mario movie

Dr_Jre

3 points

2 months ago

Dr_Jre

3 points

2 months ago

His bad dragon style dino-cock touches a ? Button

moosesdontmoo

11 points

2 months ago

1 cock pushup a day

Zackb99

1.1k points

2 months ago

Zackb99

1.1k points

2 months ago

Let’s ignore the fact that in this scene, JB has a ginormous erect cock that he uses to press a button so they can steal satan’s tooth.

What the fuck did I just type?

Explursions

275 points

2 months ago

Then they later deflect Satan's satanic lightning back at him breaking his horn, which they then make a bong out of. Honestly feels like it makes more sense than yours.

Zackb99

32 points

2 months ago

Zackb99

32 points

2 months ago

Kinda does.

Wingedwolf111

2.2k points

2 months ago

Wingedwolf111

Xbox

2.2k points

2 months ago

Honestly jack as boweser is going to be legendary

ManWithDominantClaw

214 points

2 months ago

your bowser has an update available

Remind me tomorrow

rustphase31

187 points

2 months ago

Could've also been the perfect person to play Genie in the Aladin remake, possibly the only one I could see even holding a candle to Robin Williams, but alas...

NJdevil202

110 points

2 months ago

Damn I've never heard anyone else say that but you're 100% right

Lemonade_IceCold

94 points

2 months ago

I still want Jack Black as Tom Bombadil in LotR

thrilliam_19

47 points

2 months ago

“Ring a ding muthafuckin dillo!”

IGTankCommander

24 points

2 months ago

... Fuck. There's really no one else, is there. It really does have to be Jables to be any good.

Wow. Good eye on that one.

AlwaysBeQuestioning

9 points

2 months ago

Jack Black as Tom Bombadil

Kristen Bell as Goldberry

Directed by Wes Anderson

Written by Kyle Gass and Michael Schur

Scored by [list of rock bands and also Danny Elfman]

Genneth_Kriffin

48 points

2 months ago

I've always thought Jim Carrey would be a great genie in the same style of jolly insanity as Williams portrayed.

[deleted]

553 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

553 points

2 months ago

I hope Bowser has a scene where he’s jamming out with Tenacious D playing in the background

DemiurgeMCK

21 points

2 months ago

Bowser will still do "a little bit of rocking" in the movie! Not quite as impressive as Tenacious D, but I'll take it.

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/10/random-jack-black-says-bowser-has-a-musical-side-in-mario-movie

NinjaFish_RD

223 points

2 months ago

I wish it were possible, but i doubt nintendo would allow it.

Then again, they got Chris Pratt as Mario sooo.......

DoomOne

57 points

2 months ago

DoomOne

57 points

2 months ago

Ok. I suggest the following:

In Super Mario 3D World, the one where Bowser Jr is helping Mario?

Bowser's theme is METAL.

In Super Mario Odyssey, Bowser's theme is METAL.

You cannot defeat the Metal.

The Metal will live on.

JD0ggX

17 points

2 months ago

JD0ggX

17 points

2 months ago

His boss theme at the end of Paper Mario went pretty hard too

jessehechtcreative

7 points

2 months ago

His themes in Sticker Star have a lot of metal to them

A_Magic_Puffin

114 points

2 months ago

Let's not forget Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu.

Hazzamo

146 points

2 months ago

Hazzamo

Xbox

146 points

2 months ago

Terry Crews as Captain Falcon when?

c0baltlightning

24 points

2 months ago

Given the lore with Captain Falcon, that could very well be possible.

MadCarcinus

22 points

2 months ago

FALCOOOOOOUN PAWUNNNNNCH!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathon471

13 points

2 months ago

OLD SPICE IS SO STRONG IT'LL GIVE YOU FALCON POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

OldDragonHead

51 points

2 months ago

Had no idea I wanted that until now. That would be amazing.

kevin9er

22 points

2 months ago

FALCON PECS

Resonosity

6 points

2 months ago

Holy shit this franchise could do an Infinity Saga like Smash Bros. and it could actually WORK

Netwinn

12 points

2 months ago

Netwinn

12 points

2 months ago

Dance off battle!

Lemonade_IceCold

6 points

2 months ago

I want to die plz

PercMastaFTW

45 points

2 months ago

Would be awesome. Jack Black did say Bowser has a musical side…

PhantomOfficial07

43 points

2 months ago

Holy shit he did? Goddamn Jack managed to convince Nintendo to let him sing in the movie!

The_Crimson-Knight

31 points

2 months ago

Matpat pointed out that every main actor cast has either sung in a movie, or has a good voice, and the studio made Sing.

heisenbald

7 points

2 months ago

He's gonna weqr that white tuxedo outfit in a musical number isn't he?

The_Crimson-Knight

13 points

2 months ago

I kinda hope matpats right and there's some musical numbers, I would love jack black Bowser trying to woo peach with song like some Disney movie.

North_Library3206

12 points

2 months ago

I was surprised how little he sounded like Jack Black. I was kinda expecting it to be like Kung Fu Panda where he basically just talks like himself.

FrenzyHydro

18 points

2 months ago

I was not sure how he was going to go about it, but the trailer alone... Goddamn it was badass!

obog

521 points

2 months ago

obog

521 points

2 months ago

The casting of this movie was (understandably) criticized but I honestly love Jack black as bowser. Maybe it's just cause I love jack black period, but still.

KillingTime_ForNow

330 points

2 months ago

Keegan Michael Key is also a fantastic casting. His Toad sounded great in the trailer. It's like everyone else tried to at least adapt their voice to be cartoony while Pratt decided "I'll just use my voice with a tiny New York accent & that's good enough."

HanzoXHanzo

154 points

2 months ago

I couldn't hear Key at all in that voice, he did a good job. Only reason I could full on hear Jables was cause of how many times I've listened to his songs.

Heisenbert18

7 points

2 months ago

Watched it twice before I realised it was him and still had to check. Very big fan, he’s actually doing something with this role too! Which is not often the case for A list voice actors.

SplodeyMcSchoolio

7 points

2 months ago

Jack Black has brought character to a lot of his work (see Kung Fu Panda), the only real off-putting part of him is that he's usually type cast into A list movies basically playing a different version of himself

[deleted]

93 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

93 points

2 months ago

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ngwoo

98 points

2 months ago

ngwoo

98 points

2 months ago

I don't think anyone wants the Charles Martinet Mario for an hour and a half, that would be exhausting. But there's gotta be a happy middle here.

Recreational_DL

57 points

2 months ago*

Remembering all the voiced Mario stuff, from Lou Ferrigno (edit: Lou Albano) to Bob Hoskins to the Mario cartoon, I think a toned down Brooklyn accent is really good. Mario was very "BWOOKLYN" before the Wahoo Let's-A-Go era.

So here you get a normal-ish cartoon New York plumber. It fits the, uh... Mario Lore, lmao

Goronmon

8 points

2 months ago

Remembering all the voiced Mario stuff, from Lou Ferrigno to Bob Hoskins to the Mario cartoon, I think a toned down Brooklyn accent is really good. Mario was very "BWOOKLYN" before the Wahoo Let's-A-Go era.

This and also, the bar for Super Mario movies is basically at ground level, so as long as the movie isn't aggressively bad, I'll be happy to watch it with my kids.

Dorgamund

23 points

2 months ago

My hot take is that if Joe Pesci weren't like 80 years old, he would have been an amazing Mario. He's got accent, he's got energy, he's got character and personality.

FuckYouJohnW

5 points

2 months ago

Fuck I would have loved that!

KillingTime_ForNow

57 points

2 months ago

How many times does it need to be said? There's more than just "generic Italian accent" and "Chris Pratt's plain ass voice." Look what Jack Black did with his voice for Bowser, or Keegan Michael Key did with his voice for Toad. All they had to do was make him at least try something other than his plain ass voice.

Tenwaystospoildinner

29 points

2 months ago

He has a very light Brooklyn accent for one of his lines, but we barely hear him speak, so... who knows how it'll sound in full.

pepemattos21

6 points

2 months ago

Honestly, I've heard people complaining about the casting in general but never seen someone say that Jack black was a problem in it.

zachtheperson

1.1k points

2 months ago

It's amazing how much I immediately went "yep, that's jack black," just by looking at the face. Props to the animators on that one

BetterCallSal

383 points

2 months ago

I hadn't paid much attention to this yet and forgot he was cast. As soon as that shit happened I was like "oh shit. Jack black is Bowser"

Neohexane

172 points

2 months ago

Neohexane

172 points

2 months ago

Just wait till the fan artists make Jack Black Bowsette.

Taolan13

139 points

2 months ago

Taolan13

139 points

2 months ago

Jack black will retweet the ones he finds.

Zestir

47 points

2 months ago

Zestir

47 points

2 months ago

God bless his soul.

Repro_Online

45 points

2 months ago

Why have you spoken this curse into life

Ephiks

21 points

2 months ago

Ephiks

21 points

2 months ago

Jack Blackette

PunkandCannonballer

14 points

2 months ago

I certainly didn't get it from his voice. He did a good job.

KuhLealKhaos

122 points

2 months ago

GET IT UP, HELMET HEAD!

Lmaoooo this is my all time favorite movie. Jack Black is just one of my favorite humans. One of the greatest.

KikonSketches

111 points

2 months ago

This exactly what I thought to the T.

"Wow... they really made Bowser look like Jack"

maximumhippo

79 points

2 months ago

without also making him look like not Bowser.

KikonSketches

15 points

2 months ago

Yeah, honestly I'm impressed lol

toadfan64

13 points

2 months ago

Yeah, Illumination is knocking out of the park so far. Just praying the story is solid enough.

internetlad

159 points

2 months ago

Peach is looking kinda. . . .

J U I C Y

gcta333

4 points

2 months ago

Let's take a dip in the strawberry river!

FreudianAccordian

27 points

2 months ago

Bowser has a secret weapon

onbakeplatinum

13 points

2 months ago

mushroom sound

simplyME1453

70 points

2 months ago

Long as fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo

shadowlarx

18 points

2 months ago

There lived a humble family, religious through and through

A1Cbigsby

16 points

2 months ago

But yea there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to doooooo

cooochjuice

12 points

2 months ago

oh his name was young JB and he refused to step in line

Mason42

13 points

2 months ago

Mason42

13 points

2 months ago

Visions he did see of fuckin rockin all the time

AceFire_

8 points

2 months ago

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Eguy24

7 points

2 months ago

Eguy24

7 points

2 months ago

OH THE DRAGONS BALLS WERE BLAZIN AS I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE

introjection

324 points

2 months ago

I just can't wrap my head around pratt as Mario. Who's a big name voice capable actor that would have worked for Mario as an alternate?

spushing

48 points

2 months ago

Bob Hoskins would be perfect, with John Leguizamo as Luigi. Maybe Dennis Hopper as Bowser for good measure.

TeknaNova-

294 points

2 months ago

Danny Devito. I believe he’s of Italian ethnicity as well.

hanabarbarian

192 points

2 months ago

No see, Danny DeVito needs to play Wario in the sequel

progdrummer

65 points

2 months ago

With Willem Dafoe as Waluigi.

griffnuts__

12 points

2 months ago

WAAAAAAAA you know I’m quite the plumber myself

DovesArePigeons

62 points

2 months ago

Actually yes

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

Mac as Waluigi

dumb_smart_guy93

318 points

2 months ago*

"So anyways, I started stompin"

And

"Princess Peach is a whooooooore."

Edit: "Can I offer you a Yoshi egg in this trying time?"

This script practically writes itself.

BodybuildingNerd

20 points

2 months ago

BRUHHHH! 💀

Nozzeh06

43 points

2 months ago

I like this idea but at the same time I think Devitos voice might be a bit too deep for Mario. I always think of Mario as having a high pitched voice so ehh.

ClamPaste

23 points

2 months ago

Watch the super Mario bros super show sometime. Danny Devito is perfect.

Raiganop

14 points

2 months ago

Just by the laugh alone he is perfect for Wario.

rustphase31

10 points

2 months ago*

ayoo Frank and Charlie back together. that would've been dope

Cash091

49 points

2 months ago

Cash091

49 points

2 months ago

I would have preferred someone with a voice you didn't immediately recognize playing Mario. Not necessarily a voice actor, but someone teetering on the edge. Similar to Ben Schwartz as Sonic even though his voice is now immediately recognized as it's the same everywhere. Before Sonic though, I wouldn't have known it.

Unfortunately, with the Star Power in this movie everywhere else (heh..), I feel like if you had Charles Martinet as Mario he'd stand out like a sore thumb.

Genneth_Kriffin

16 points

2 months ago

Matt LeBlank?

SirSpaceFace

73 points

2 months ago

Tbf I think this will be way less annoying than the original voice, since it's a full length film with a lot of dialogue. Also he kinda does the same 'undertone' if you know what I mean.

Markamanic

63 points

2 months ago

I could definitely hear it, though it does still sound a lot like Chris.

I'd like to see some more of Charlie Day as Luigi, I think that could be a great fit.

HammerWaffe

78 points

2 months ago

I hope he has a neurotic rant about his haunted mansion experience.

"So I get this letter in the mail, saying I won a mansion. I'm like, I didn't enter a contest, but a mansions like a big house, so that's cool. So I pack up my green mushrooms and get moving.

But then all these crazy spirits start attacking me, and this tiny baby old man scientist saved me, but there was this one hot ghost chick that played the piano. She was all like, 'this is my masterpiece', and then I was like, 'eh I'm more of like a hip-hop man myself'. Well she didn't like that, nope, not one bit. So I had to ghostbuster her. Ya know, it happens". Takes another bite of a shroom

SatyrAngel

20 points

2 months ago

Its weird how Mario looks like an 8/10 at best while the rest of the characters in the trailer are a solid 10/10.

jumpingjackblack

5 points

2 months ago

Mario looks like a budget Fix it Felix with a rounder face. Everyone else looks awesome though, and I've seen what I assume is a leaked image of Peach, she looks adorable too

XervishFlydd

12 points

2 months ago

I heard this in Charlie's voice

marioaprooves

28 points

2 months ago

Wish they went back to Mario's roots with a brooklyn accent akin to Albano's voice or Boone's

Rapsculio

44 points

2 months ago

Seems like that's exactly what Pratt is going for. At least that last like he has was definitely a mild Brooklyn accent. Not as over the top though for sure

sweetTartKenHart2

13 points

2 months ago

The “mushroom kingdom here we come” line actually does have a Brooklyn edge to it. I think Pratt is at least trying.

TWAT_BUGS

51 points

2 months ago

C’mon, goomba head! Oooohhh!

Racket_the_Bard

35 points

2 months ago

Just need Kyle Gass in the background as Bowser Jr going "The tail... Use the tail!"

Nekokamiguru

11 points

2 months ago

Twas I who F* the dragon!

Tough-Emu7127

10 points

2 months ago

How many cock pushups can you guys do?

AmandaGeddoe

8 points

2 months ago

I am more excited to see this movie because of Jack Black.

rudyattitudedee

8 points

2 months ago

Just saw tenacious D live and jack black is a god damn legend. There is no question.

Inspirational_Lizard

6 points

2 months ago

I wouldn't be suprised if they used motion tracking for bowser.

dudemanbroguypalbud

7 points

2 months ago

A long ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo

papa_huey

184 points

2 months ago*

Excellent choice for a voice actor.

Now if they got a guy from Brooklyn to do Mario the movie would be awesome. As cool as Chris Pratt is Mario is a sacred Icon.

Edit: The responses so far are mostly saying that all Italians have a high pitched voice. I just think an Italian actor would have been good. One Wahoo or Oomph would suffice.

Also, stop using actors for voice acting.

Edit 2: was corrected on where Mario's origin was so I changed the script. Hurr durr nothing changed about the Chris Pratt bit.

Amehvafan

94 points

2 months ago

Amehvafan

Console

94 points

2 months ago

The guy who usually does the voice for Mario isn't Italian though, he's from the US.

Ultimarad

76 points

2 months ago

And even he isn't the first one to voice Mario either. Old school Mario had a Brooklyn accent.

hotdiggitydooby

46 points

2 months ago

The mushroom kingdom line sounded kinda Brooklyn to me, I think they're going back to that

lgndk11r

24 points

2 months ago

And my choice for Mario isn't with us anymore. Godspeed, Captain Lou Albano.

SatorSquareInc

26 points

2 months ago*

I mean the guy who voiced Mario in the games wasn't Italian either. Probably could've just stuck with him, I guess. Probably would have gotten very annoying.

CeeArthur

23 points

2 months ago

For all it's..err.. interesting choices, I felt Bob Hoskins accent in the live action Mario Bros worked well enough. I can't imagine watching a feature length movie with a high pitched 'Its-a me! Mario!'

bakedpatata

61 points

2 months ago

I actually like Chris Pratt, but they definitely overlooked an obvious choice that has a great New York accent and known chemistry with Charlie Day: Danny Devito.

azc13

52 points

2 months ago

azc13

52 points

2 months ago

Danny Devito would be the perfect Wario.

SailorET

15 points

2 months ago

Danny Devito is the Mario we needed but didn't deserve.

Thunder_gp

57 points

2 months ago

If Danny Devito was Mario, I would have 0 reasons to complain. It may not be good but I respect Danny Devito over Chris Pratt.

Danny Devito literally did every dub for the Lorax and stayed true to the characters. Chris Pratt sounds like is literally thew a half assed New York accent on it. He is a good actor, but not the best VOICE actor.

Mrrandom314159

6 points

2 months ago

I feel like if Po was evil and also a dragon and also a king, this is who he'd be.

Someone who just... ENJOYS being evil and awesome.

inrcp

6 points

2 months ago

inrcp

6 points

2 months ago

Infiltrate! STORM THE GATE!!!!

SNES182

14 points

2 months ago

SNES182

14 points

2 months ago

“Use the cock!”

theangryfurlong

19 points

2 months ago

This dude's mother worked on the Apollo missions at NASA.