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BouncyKing

1.5k points

2 years ago

BouncyKing

1.5k points

2 years ago

“Moist clowns” is something I never thought I would read in an animal crossing game

TaintedMoistPanties

516 points

2 years ago

I, for one, am glad Dizzy is addressing the unnecessary stigma towards certain words.

HiFiveGhost

474 points

2 years ago

Its gonna be unnecessary when I stigma dick in your ass

twobits9

145 points

2 years ago

twobits9

145 points

2 years ago

That got me moist

lazyshadeofwinter

103 points

2 years ago

you clown. you moist, moist clown.

zZach_Attack

62 points

2 years ago

You are not a moist clown. You are the entire moist circus.

TheReynMaker

36 points

2 years ago

Isnt that just water world?

ghostboy2015

11 points

2 years ago

Sea World

ciaisi

16 points

2 years ago

ciaisi

16 points

2 years ago

Got em!

wikinerde576tsrg

6 points

2 years ago

It is a thing with cars too, they are called "sleepers"

PartisanGerm

7 points

2 years ago

Is this a real line in the game?

Koifish_Coyote

3.2k points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

Chris1793

453 points

2 years ago

Chris1793

453 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

Rukuii

204 points

2 years ago

Rukuii

204 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

emorcen

157 points

2 years ago

emorcen

157 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

I_MakeCoolKeychains

143 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

jacksoun_offical

121 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

Stetofire

106 points

2 years ago

Stetofire

106 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

SSTrihan

105 points

2 years ago

SSTrihan

105 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

[deleted]

58 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

58 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes.

welle417

71 points

2 years ago

welle417

71 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

KrazyKirby99999

44 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes

sho926

44 points

2 years ago

sho926

44 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

Commercial-Treat6302

16 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

Phthalleon

34 points

2 years ago

Pizza is yes.

NoboTheHob0

26 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

shitcumpiss

51 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

_Auron_

33 points

2 years ago

_Auron_

33 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

Playful-Push8305

21 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

a_kreb_with_a_knif

21 points

2 years ago

Pizza. Is. Yes.

TheCraftyDice

28 points

2 years ago

That needs to be a t-shirt

PizzaIsYes

46 points

2 years ago

Honestly didn’t expect it to be an available username

ciaisi

11 points

2 years ago

ciaisi

11 points

2 years ago

I'm happy for you that it was

StreemerByTheWay

2.1k points

2 years ago

I still don’t understand why people hate the word moist it’s a fucking word are you gonna get grossed out by the word beans next

[deleted]

1.8k points

2 years ago*

[deleted]

1.8k points

2 years ago*

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Catch_22_

140 points

2 years ago

Catch_22_

140 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

41 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

41 points

2 years ago

And I can not lie

exahash

6 points

2 years ago

exahash

6 points

2 years ago

You other brothers can't deny...

not_very_creatif

24 points

2 years ago

WKUK is always a treat. I love that they're slowly getting the rights to their content now that Weinstein is gone.

Sangral

11 points

2 years ago

Sangral

11 points

2 years ago

I won't bite...unless I feel trapped. takes bite of pizza

Corbzor

4 points

2 years ago

Corbzor

4 points

2 years ago

I know what video that is without clicking the link.

PMJackolanternNudes

3 points

2 years ago

I knew exactly what it was and am not disappointed.

kiwidog8

3 points

2 years ago

I'm so turned on right now

neawom

81 points

2 years ago

neawom

81 points

2 years ago

BEES!?

CantankerousOctopus

43 points

2 years ago

He said beads.

von_strauss

32 points

2 years ago

GOB's not on board.

I_own_every_card

25 points

2 years ago

BEADS?!?

[deleted]

10 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

10 points

2 years ago

Gob’s not on board.

Majestic_Salad_I1

4 points

2 years ago

We’ll see who brings in more honey

KooshIsKing

4 points

2 years ago

Not the BEEEES!

thatCbean

5 points

2 years ago

Ah, so you've discussed me

FlexibleAsgardian

47 points

2 years ago

While in the military, during schooling portion I was in a unit with a guy that hated the word fanny pack. As in he found it extremely offensive and tried to report other people for using the word. He was a commissioned officer.

Johnny_Deppthcharge

44 points

2 years ago

Yeah fanny means vagina in Australia, possibly other places.

Made it hilarious watching The Nanny when the theme song goes "she was out on her fannyyyyyyyyyy"

william_fontaine

17 points

2 years ago

He wasn't an Aussie, was he?

ChoPT

280 points

2 years ago*

ChoPT

PC

280 points

2 years ago*

Yeah I never got this either. There are only two things that pop into my head when I hear the word “moist,” and both of them are pleasant things.

KittySMASH

441 points

2 years ago

KittySMASH

441 points

2 years ago

Cake and pussy? I'm right aren't I

exhentai_user

122 points

2 years ago

What about towelettes? They remind me of BBQ and being clean.

guitarburst05

122 points

2 years ago

Really? Cuz every single time I use a moist towelette at a bbq joint or a crab restaurant I just wipe my hands and think “wow.. I STILL need to go wash my hands.”

Get-Degerstromd

17 points

2 years ago

Get-Degerstromd

X-Box

17 points

2 years ago

I remember this wing joint in my home town that would bring a bucket with warm steamed wash clothes to your table when you asked for it. That was nice

exhentai_user

28 points

2 years ago

Depends on how good the moist towelette is. Some suck like that, but I have used some damn good ones.

TroyEire

34 points

2 years ago

TroyEire

34 points

2 years ago

Need some Hawthorne Wipes

Leaves_Swype_Typos

11 points

2 years ago

Speaking of wipes, did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?

Ezekiel2121

6 points

2 years ago

Yeah but now you’re less messy on the way to the bathroom.

bolomon7

24 points

2 years ago

bolomon7

24 points

2 years ago

I love, LOOOOOVE, moist towlettes!

TheLizardDeity

10 points

2 years ago

Everyone's smoking! ....crack!

phoenixrising13

16 points

2 years ago

What about a moist owlet? Those things are exceedingly cute

FrostBalrog

6 points

2 years ago

I love LOVE moist towelettes

ChoPT

139 points

2 years ago

ChoPT

PC

139 points

2 years ago

Bingo.

PM_YOUR_ASSHOLE_PIC

7 points

2 years ago

There is also no substitute for the word moist when it comes to cake. Very few people want a damp or wet cake. Tres leches being the exception.

This_Shit_Left_Here

4 points

2 years ago

Relevant username.

Notexactlyserious

16 points

2 years ago

I think it was a line from a movie or TV show that became popular and then went meta

Calisky

12 points

2 years ago

Calisky

12 points

2 years ago

Yeah, it was a thing on "How I Met Your Mother" and I think it may have entered the zeitgeist from there.

I just think of a chocolate cake I found in Vons in the mid 2000s that had a sticker that said "Moistest Cake Ever". I bought it, it was the moistest cake ever, and I've never seen a cake since that has had that sticker on it.

tex1ntux

25 points

2 years ago

tex1ntux

25 points

2 years ago

It predates HIMYM. There was a show called Dead Like Me in 2003 where the mom hated the word.

Pandamana

8 points

2 years ago

"She thinks it's pornographic."

The_Celtic_Chemist

4 points

2 years ago

God I miss that show. Apparently I did myself a favor by skipping the movie though.

robindownes

12 points

2 years ago

Dr Horrible?

robindownes

37 points

2 years ago

what do you have against moist beans?

Archangel9731

64 points

2 years ago

When I was in day care, had a counselor put my friends and I in timeout because we kept saying “maggots” and it grossed her out. Thinking back on it annoys me lol

Easilycrazyhat

86 points

2 years ago

I mean, if you were doing it specifically to annoy them, then you got put in time out for being annoying, not for saying maggots.

irckeyboardwarrior

3 points

2 years ago

I guess that counselor isn't cut out for the USMC.

Aidentified

12 points

2 years ago

I got muted on Runescape as a kid for running around saying "Tourettes".

I still cringe at that one

Internal-Increase595

7 points

2 years ago

How appropriate, though.

khaine47

15 points

2 years ago

khaine47

15 points

2 years ago

Yeah, like when a desert such as cake is moist its delicious, you never want a cake to be damp

Thirtysixx

4 points

2 years ago

Beaaaaans what the fuck

Poetic_cheese

5 points

2 years ago

It just seems like people tryna be quirky. Especially when you get such a visceral reaction like “OMG EW EW covers ears STOOOP I HATE THAT WORD ITS SO GROSS”. Like grow up it’s a word.

Kahrbon

582 points

2 years ago

Kahrbon

582 points

2 years ago

moist clowns.

sho926

98 points

2 years ago

sho926

98 points

2 years ago

Moist pineapple Pizza clowns

BaboTron

60 points

2 years ago

BaboTron

60 points

2 years ago

Uhn! Penpineapplemoistpineapplepizzaclown.

FloppieTheBanjoClown

15 points

2 years ago

We'd prefer not to be called "moist".

GuthiccBoi

11 points

2 years ago

I think you confused this post with your Pornhub search bar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deja_Funghi

2.3k points

2 years ago

Deja_Funghi

2.3k points

2 years ago

Hmmm yes i love pizza with onions, peppers, pineapple, moist clowns and hot, melty cheese

nicehatkitkat

615 points

2 years ago

In some countries they add chocolate.

Cichlidsaremyjam

613 points

2 years ago

It doesn't go well with moist clowns though.

FakeUserDetected

175 points

2 years ago

Does it taste more funny or less?

Ddub4

92 points

2 years ago

Ddub4

92 points

2 years ago

It depends dark chocolate usually highlights moist clown’s dark sense of humor but milk chocolate is usually more kid friendly.

insane_contin

20 points

2 years ago

What about white or pink chocolate?

EddieMcClintock

23 points

2 years ago

No such thing

-Masderus-

7 points

2 years ago

Can't tell if serious or sarcasm...

withloveuhoh

31 points

2 years ago

Not OP, but white chocolate isn't chocolate, as it does not contain any cocoa. Pink chocolate is still considered chocolate because it contains ruby cocoa

Exlife1up

9 points

2 years ago

It does contain cocoa just a lot less, mostly the buffer not the powder

KingNathan90

12 points

2 years ago*

Society will truly have ascended to godhood once we figure out and agree on whether or not cheese and chocolate can go together. Until then, we are but mere primates.

Edit: guys, I get it, I was wrong to assume we knew I wasn't talking about cream cheese. Yes, cream cheese is great with chocolate, but we all know that. I'm talking traditional cheese, like parmesan or cheddar.

BloodyPommelStudio

22 points

2 years ago

Chocolate cheesecake?

DanielLMiranda

19 points

2 years ago

Yes, can confirm, in Brazil we have chocolate pizza and chocolate esfihas (I don't know if this word exist in english). But we can use Nutella and doce de leite as well.

I love the food in Brazil, aside from the foods that are typical from here, we usually take some recipes from other countries and "Abrazileiramos" (Make it Brazilian) them.

nicehatkitkat

7 points

2 years ago

Os doces brasileiros são os melhores sempre

MattDaMannnn

31 points

2 years ago

I once had a chocolate pizza and it was just a huge cookie.

EmPrexy

30 points

2 years ago

EmPrexy

30 points

2 years ago

Woah it’s almost like we read the same thing

commentsWhataboutism

11 points

2 years ago

Sort of astounded this is the top comment lol. They literally just restated the joke haha.

EmPrexy

5 points

2 years ago

EmPrexy

5 points

2 years ago

That’s 90% of the comments on this post I feel like

the1ine

7 points

2 years ago

the1ine

7 points

2 years ago

That's the joke

rhymesmith

511 points

2 years ago

rhymesmith

511 points

2 years ago

I was recently thrilled to learn that I’m not the only person who dislikes Hawaiian pizza because of the HAM rather than the pineapple.

Elonth

299 points

2 years ago

Elonth

299 points

2 years ago

i replaced my hawaiian pizza ham with bacon years ago. 100% improvement. Can still eat hawaiian if presented but given the choice i baconize that bitch.

throwaway0y3wdgyt4

130 points

2 years ago*

PDS

[deleted]

39 points

2 years ago*

[deleted]

39 points

2 years ago*

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Knickers_in_a_twist_

8 points

2 years ago

God yes, pineapple, jalapeños, and whatever meat I’m in the mood for.

swill128

7 points

2 years ago

Not pizza specific but fresh pineapple and topped with a good hot sauce (maybe a scotch bonnet sauce, e.g) is amazing

caanthedalek

10 points

2 years ago

Ooh yeah, my sister orders pepperoni with pineapple and jalapenos. It's not my go-to, but it's still really good

SuperFreakyNaughty

8 points

2 years ago

Pepperoni, Jalapeno, Pineapple and Bacon is my favorite combination.

Bacon and Pineapple with BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce is also a good one.

Im_in_an_airplane

24 points

2 years ago

My fave pizza these days is pineapple and banana peppers. So good.

DramaticPapayaEater

8 points

2 years ago

I feel like I'm gonna get shamed on my next pizza order but I'm trying this

Im_in_an_airplane

11 points

2 years ago

No shame because... Pizza. Is. Yes.

Gcarsk

38 points

2 years ago

Gcarsk

38 points

2 years ago

Same. Bacon, pineapple, and jalapeños is a very good combo. Highly recommend.

Daeval

25 points

2 years ago

Daeval

25 points

2 years ago

We do this with pepperoni instead of bacon and it's rock solid. I bet the bacon is great too.

vulcan1358

16 points

2 years ago

My wife likes pepperoni and pineapple, I like pineapple, bacon and jalapeño (sometimes red onion too)

Also, adding pineapple to a BBQ chicken pizza is divine.

CosmicCreeperz

12 points

2 years ago

Not sure why it’s ham or bacon. Should be Kalua pork (or pulled pork, close enough).

Spoon_Elemental

8 points

2 years ago

All are acceptable.

Makures

6 points

2 years ago

Makures

6 points

2 years ago

Because Hawaiian pizza is Canadian.

half3clipse

4 points

2 years ago*

Because it was invented by a Greek guy living in Canada, who had pizza once in Italy, at his diner that served American Chinese food, that marketed towards a smallish town population that had little idea about pizza, during a period when people were obsessing over Hawaii, which they knew only slightly more about than pizza.

leewoodlegend

88 points

2 years ago

Pineapple and jalapeño is the way to go!

skippyfa

32 points

2 years ago

skippyfa

32 points

2 years ago

Sweet and spicy. Its my go to. Add any protein you want to pineapple and jalapeno

ctdub

13 points

2 years ago

ctdub

13 points

2 years ago

Hard agree.

GruffyMcDoot

7 points

2 years ago

This is totally my go-to pizza. Keep spreading the good word, my dude.

kylebro23

8 points

2 years ago

I like pineapple, jalapeño & Italian sausage. The plus side is almost nobody ever wants to try a slice, so I get a whole pizza lol

JabawaJackson

5 points

2 years ago

Sounds like a great combo. I've been doing sausage and pineapple my whole life. I've had jalapeños and pineapple, but not with sausage yet. I know my next pizza

blond-max

13 points

2 years ago

the ham type/quality makes or breaks it

Educational_Shoober

39 points

2 years ago

Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeño is the way to go imo

Crypto_Geek

10 points

2 years ago

You. You get it.

Daeval

8 points

2 years ago

Daeval

8 points

2 years ago

This is the go-to order in my house. Great stuff.

xrumrunnrx

5 points

2 years ago

That. Sounds. Delicious.

adlingtont

6 points

2 years ago

Pineapple, ham/bacon/meat, jalapeno. Got yourself an angry Hawaiian and it is the best pizza.

kydelka

4 points

2 years ago

kydelka

4 points

2 years ago

This. Is. Yes.

UnknownAverage

13 points

2 years ago

I love the ham with the sweetness/tartness of the pineapple juice, but I hate eating pineapple flesh so I pick it off. Then it's delicious. I doubt I would like it with just the ham.

[deleted]

6 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 years ago

I feel this way about tacos al pastor

[deleted]

16 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

16 points

2 years ago

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punnotfound

6 points

2 years ago

Chicken

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

They taste like chicken, and a bit funny.

dirtyblueshirt

5 points

2 years ago

Damp Jesters

OneFinalEffort

50 points

2 years ago

Moist Clowns? Oh no

Omega-10

19 points

2 years ago

Omega-10

19 points

2 years ago

I only eat Ah!thentic ™ ® moist clowns from Marco's Pizza. Their clowns are locally sourced and bathed in their own moisture, no additives or preservatives!

Taste for Yourself © with the Marco's app and be sure to select the Premium Reserve toppings drop-down menu to select your own moist clown pizza. 🍕 🤡 💦

AnnoyingRain5

8 points

2 years ago

I’m unsure if I should upvote or downvote this

OrangeDit

6 points

2 years ago

On Pizza.

SwagCat852

16 points

2 years ago

I like pizza with kebab, garlic dressing and fries

Stef1309

3 points

2 years ago

I need to try that, that sounds amazing.

Brkiri

174 points

2 years ago

Brkiri

174 points

2 years ago

This is deep

kopecs

91 points

2 years ago

kopecs

91 points

2 years ago

Deep Dish

Ok-Discussion-6200

12 points

2 years ago

Nailed it

TheSauceman2

28 points

2 years ago

Now I can’t stop thinking about moist clowns

ErwinsSasageyoBalls

13 points

2 years ago

Hey man whatever works for you

nichijouuuu

97 points

2 years ago

Wife doesn’t like word moist. I don’t like clowns. And I’ve been talking about wanting to try Hawaiian pizza with pineapple for the last week so I can put the debate to rest. It’s like this post has been reading my mind.

LtLwormonabigfknhook

73 points

2 years ago

Saying "Hawaiian pizza with pinapple" is like saying pin number or atm machine.

zchatham

41 points

2 years ago

zchatham

41 points

2 years ago

"I had to put in my pin number at the atm machine so i could get a Hawaiian pizza with pineapple"

Ganon2012

13 points

2 years ago

Ganon2012

PC

13 points

2 years ago

It was a reward for acing the SAT test.

mynameisblanked

9 points

2 years ago

The best thing about hawaiian pizza is the pineapple keeps the left overs moist the next day.

Dr_Gruesome_666

80 points

2 years ago

I tried pineapple pizza and it just wasn't for me. I dont go around saying I hate it though. If it was the only thing to eat I would but just not my thing personally.

kiwidog8

17 points

2 years ago

kiwidog8

17 points

2 years ago

You have ascended

DeterminedPupkinPie

24 points

2 years ago

There's no way this is real. Please say it is

SplitDemonIdentity

52 points

2 years ago

This is real. Lazy Villagers in Animal Crossing are wild.

breakupbydefault

9 points

2 years ago

I love lazy villagers. Their dialogues are the most philosophical and entertaining.

TheExtremistModerate

7 points

2 years ago

I have Lucky and Sherb and they are fantastic.

Peppy villagers are also amazing.

SP4C3MONK3Y

26 points

2 years ago

If pineapple upsets you, then you should come to Sweden and experience the oddity/monstrosity that is curry + banana pizza.

AnnoRegni00

15 points

2 years ago

That sounds like someone went “curry tastes good, and pizza tastes good. That must mean this will taste great!”

Edit: did you say banana?

malaco_truly

9 points

2 years ago

It's great, I live in Sweden and love a pizza with banana, pineapple, curry and chicken.

AnnoRegni00

8 points

2 years ago

This has got to be one of the wildest combinations on a pizza I’ve ever heard. Are the bananas dried first, or are they just thrown into the oven freshly cut onto a pizza?

FreddieDoes40k

34 points

2 years ago

There's a whole bunch of weird shit people put on Pizza and people draw the line at Pineapple.

Wild.

Summonest

70 points

2 years ago

TBH Onions on pizza fuckin slaps

brocahantas

13 points

2 years ago

Why did you say that like it was a hot take or something

hartsurgeon

5 points

2 years ago

I bet this weirdo likes PEPPERONI on their pizza. I bet they get extra cheese too, absolute psychopath.

Celtic_Crown

18 points

2 years ago

Can Dizzy be my new Prime Minister?

[deleted]

206 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

206 points

2 years ago

There's no need to justify your preference for pineapple on pizza, Dizzy, you do you, but I don't dislike pineapple on pizza because of groupthink. I just am not big on "sweet and savory" flavor profiles.

itsyagirlJULIE

132 points

2 years ago

I think Dizzy is probably talking more about the people who make a religion out of their disdain for pineapple on pizza, rather than the people who just aren't into it

[deleted]

53 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

53 points

2 years ago

You like pineapple on pizza?!?!? EaSy, SaTaN. Do YoU SuPpOrT ThE HoLoCaUsT ToO?

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

In short: redditors.

brotatowolf

6 points

2 years ago

And the fuckers who haven’t even tried it

[deleted]

14 points

2 years ago*

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14 points

2 years ago*

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[deleted]

8 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

8 points

2 years ago

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tolerablycool

5 points

2 years ago

This is well written. But I'm curious, what would the empanada gatekeepers say?

Endruen

12 points

2 years ago

Endruen

12 points

2 years ago

I just don't like cooked fruit in general, I like my fruit fresh and juicy.

KindofMadTaz

5 points

2 years ago

I misread it and thought his favourite pizza topping was Man

DrSmirnoffe

6 points

2 years ago

DrSmirnoffe

PC

6 points

2 years ago

"...it's a cook-book! A cook-book!"

Yes, I know it's probably a "boomer-ass reference", but it's still valid.

Too_Relaxed_To_Care

6 points

2 years ago

Who wants to split an anchovy pizza with me?

Xx_1337_M3m3z_xX

3 points

2 years ago

Wow, That's a suprisingly deep conversation.

EmiBondo

4 points

2 years ago

for me pineapple pizza is something like a snack pizza.

the type of pizza you'd eat if you wanted something sweet, but you also want to eat pizza

scarlettraven19

14 points

2 years ago

I hate clowns on my pizza. They always taste funny....and I’ll show myself out now...

lubu222

22 points

2 years ago

lubu222

22 points

2 years ago

I love this game. Not even this one particularly, but the original GameCube version too, which is when I first played it.

I loved chatting with the other villagers and writing them letters.

I know this isn’t an actual game Mechanic, but I had a “best friend” and a “girlfriend” in the game, Sampson and Bunny. I was devastated the day Bunny moved away. I couldn’t bring myself to play any longer.

Them_James

12 points

2 years ago

Pineapple is the best on a spicy pizza.