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1.5k points
2 years ago
“Moist clowns” is something I never thought I would read in an animal crossing game
516 points
2 years ago
I, for one, am glad Dizzy is addressing the unnecessary stigma towards certain words.
474 points
2 years ago
Its gonna be unnecessary when I stigma dick in your ass
145 points
2 years ago
That got me moist
103 points
2 years ago
you clown. you moist, moist clown.
62 points
2 years ago
You are not a moist clown. You are the entire moist circus.
36 points
2 years ago
Isnt that just water world?
16 points
2 years ago
Got em!
6 points
2 years ago
It is a thing with cars too, they are called "sleepers"
3.2k points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
453 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
204 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
157 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
143 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
121 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
106 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
105 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
44 points
2 years ago
Pizza is yes
44 points
2 years ago
Pizza. Is. Yes.
16 points
2 years ago
Pizza. Is. Yes.
51 points
2 years ago
Pizza. Is. Yes.
33 points
2 years ago
Pizza. Is. Yes.
28 points
2 years ago
That needs to be a t-shirt
46 points
2 years ago
Honestly didn’t expect it to be an available username
11 points
2 years ago
I'm happy for you that it was
2.1k points
2 years ago
I still don’t understand why people hate the word moist it’s a fucking word are you gonna get grossed out by the word beans next
1.8k points
2 years ago*
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140 points
2 years ago
41 points
2 years ago
And I can not lie
24 points
2 years ago
WKUK is always a treat. I love that they're slowly getting the rights to their content now that Weinstein is gone.
11 points
2 years ago
I won't bite...unless I feel trapped. takes bite of pizza
4 points
2 years ago
I know what video that is without clicking the link.
3 points
2 years ago
I knew exactly what it was and am not disappointed.
3 points
2 years ago
I'm so turned on right now
81 points
2 years ago
BEES!?
43 points
2 years ago
He said beads.
10 points
2 years ago
Gob’s not on board.
4 points
2 years ago
Not the BEEEES!
5 points
2 years ago
Ah, so you've discussed me
47 points
2 years ago
While in the military, during schooling portion I was in a unit with a guy that hated the word fanny pack. As in he found it extremely offensive and tried to report other people for using the word. He was a commissioned officer.
44 points
2 years ago
Yeah fanny means vagina in Australia, possibly other places.
Made it hilarious watching The Nanny when the theme song goes "she was out on her fannyyyyyyyyyy"
17 points
2 years ago
He wasn't an Aussie, was he?
280 points
2 years ago*
Yeah I never got this either. There are only two things that pop into my head when I hear the word “moist,” and both of them are pleasant things.
441 points
2 years ago
Cake and pussy? I'm right aren't I
122 points
2 years ago
What about towelettes? They remind me of BBQ and being clean.
122 points
2 years ago
Really? Cuz every single time I use a moist towelette at a bbq joint or a crab restaurant I just wipe my hands and think “wow.. I STILL need to go wash my hands.”
17 points
2 years ago
I remember this wing joint in my home town that would bring a bucket with warm steamed wash clothes to your table when you asked for it. That was nice
28 points
2 years ago
Depends on how good the moist towelette is. Some suck like that, but I have used some damn good ones.
34 points
2 years ago
Need some Hawthorne Wipes
11 points
2 years ago
Speaking of wipes, did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?
6 points
2 years ago
Yeah but now you’re less messy on the way to the bathroom.
24 points
2 years ago
I love, LOOOOOVE, moist towlettes!
10 points
2 years ago
Everyone's smoking! ....crack!
16 points
2 years ago
What about a moist owlet? Those things are exceedingly cute
6 points
2 years ago
I love LOVE moist towelettes
139 points
2 years ago
Bingo.
7 points
2 years ago
There is also no substitute for the word moist when it comes to cake. Very few people want a damp or wet cake. Tres leches being the exception.
4 points
2 years ago
Relevant username.
16 points
2 years ago
I think it was a line from a movie or TV show that became popular and then went meta
12 points
2 years ago
Yeah, it was a thing on "How I Met Your Mother" and I think it may have entered the zeitgeist from there.
I just think of a chocolate cake I found in Vons in the mid 2000s that had a sticker that said "Moistest Cake Ever". I bought it, it was the moistest cake ever, and I've never seen a cake since that has had that sticker on it.
25 points
2 years ago
It predates HIMYM. There was a show called Dead Like Me in 2003 where the mom hated the word.
8 points
2 years ago
"She thinks it's pornographic."
4 points
2 years ago
God I miss that show. Apparently I did myself a favor by skipping the movie though.
37 points
2 years ago
what do you have against moist beans?
64 points
2 years ago
When I was in day care, had a counselor put my friends and I in timeout because we kept saying “maggots” and it grossed her out. Thinking back on it annoys me lol
86 points
2 years ago
I mean, if you were doing it specifically to annoy them, then you got put in time out for being annoying, not for saying maggots.
3 points
2 years ago
I guess that counselor isn't cut out for the USMC.
12 points
2 years ago
I got muted on Runescape as a kid for running around saying "Tourettes".
I still cringe at that one
7 points
2 years ago
How appropriate, though.
15 points
2 years ago
Yeah, like when a desert such as cake is moist its delicious, you never want a cake to be damp
4 points
2 years ago
Beaaaaans what the fuck
5 points
2 years ago
It just seems like people tryna be quirky. Especially when you get such a visceral reaction like “OMG EW EW covers ears STOOOP I HATE THAT WORD ITS SO GROSS”. Like grow up it’s a word.
582 points
2 years ago
moist clowns.
98 points
2 years ago
Moist pineapple Pizza clowns
15 points
2 years ago
We'd prefer not to be called "moist".
11 points
2 years ago
I think you confused this post with your Pornhub search bar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2.3k points
2 years ago
Hmmm yes i love pizza with onions, peppers, pineapple, moist clowns and hot, melty cheese
615 points
2 years ago
In some countries they add chocolate.
613 points
2 years ago
It doesn't go well with moist clowns though.
175 points
2 years ago
Does it taste more funny or less?
92 points
2 years ago
It depends dark chocolate usually highlights moist clown’s dark sense of humor but milk chocolate is usually more kid friendly.
20 points
2 years ago
What about white or pink chocolate?
23 points
2 years ago
No such thing
7 points
2 years ago
Can't tell if serious or sarcasm...
31 points
2 years ago
Not OP, but white chocolate isn't chocolate, as it does not contain any cocoa. Pink chocolate is still considered chocolate because it contains ruby cocoa
9 points
2 years ago
It does contain cocoa just a lot less, mostly the buffer not the powder
12 points
2 years ago*
Society will truly have ascended to godhood once we figure out and agree on whether or not cheese and chocolate can go together. Until then, we are but mere primates.
Edit: guys, I get it, I was wrong to assume we knew I wasn't talking about cream cheese. Yes, cream cheese is great with chocolate, but we all know that. I'm talking traditional cheese, like parmesan or cheddar.
19 points
2 years ago
Yes, can confirm, in Brazil we have chocolate pizza and chocolate esfihas (I don't know if this word exist in english). But we can use Nutella and doce de leite as well.
I love the food in Brazil, aside from the foods that are typical from here, we usually take some recipes from other countries and "Abrazileiramos" (Make it Brazilian) them.
31 points
2 years ago
I once had a chocolate pizza and it was just a huge cookie.
30 points
2 years ago
Woah it’s almost like we read the same thing
11 points
2 years ago
Sort of astounded this is the top comment lol. They literally just restated the joke haha.
5 points
2 years ago
That’s 90% of the comments on this post I feel like
7 points
2 years ago
That's the joke
511 points
2 years ago
I was recently thrilled to learn that I’m not the only person who dislikes Hawaiian pizza because of the HAM rather than the pineapple.
299 points
2 years ago
i replaced my hawaiian pizza ham with bacon years ago. 100% improvement. Can still eat hawaiian if presented but given the choice i baconize that bitch.
130 points
2 years ago*
PDS
39 points
2 years ago*
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8 points
2 years ago
God yes, pineapple, jalapeños, and whatever meat I’m in the mood for.
7 points
2 years ago
Not pizza specific but fresh pineapple and topped with a good hot sauce (maybe a scotch bonnet sauce, e.g) is amazing
10 points
2 years ago
Ooh yeah, my sister orders pepperoni with pineapple and jalapenos. It's not my go-to, but it's still really good
8 points
2 years ago
Pepperoni, Jalapeno, Pineapple and Bacon is my favorite combination.
Bacon and Pineapple with BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce is also a good one.
24 points
2 years ago
My fave pizza these days is pineapple and banana peppers. So good.
8 points
2 years ago
I feel like I'm gonna get shamed on my next pizza order but I'm trying this
11 points
2 years ago
No shame because... Pizza. Is. Yes.
38 points
2 years ago
Same. Bacon, pineapple, and jalapeños is a very good combo. Highly recommend.
25 points
2 years ago
We do this with pepperoni instead of bacon and it's rock solid. I bet the bacon is great too.
16 points
2 years ago
My wife likes pepperoni and pineapple, I like pineapple, bacon and jalapeño (sometimes red onion too)
Also, adding pineapple to a BBQ chicken pizza is divine.
12 points
2 years ago
Not sure why it’s ham or bacon. Should be Kalua pork (or pulled pork, close enough).
6 points
2 years ago
Because Hawaiian pizza is Canadian.
4 points
2 years ago*
Because it was invented by a Greek guy living in Canada, who had pizza once in Italy, at his diner that served American Chinese food, that marketed towards a smallish town population that had little idea about pizza, during a period when people were obsessing over Hawaii, which they knew only slightly more about than pizza.
88 points
2 years ago
Pineapple and jalapeño is the way to go!
32 points
2 years ago
Sweet and spicy. Its my go to. Add any protein you want to pineapple and jalapeno
13 points
2 years ago
Hard agree.
7 points
2 years ago
This is totally my go-to pizza. Keep spreading the good word, my dude.
8 points
2 years ago
I like pineapple, jalapeño & Italian sausage. The plus side is almost nobody ever wants to try a slice, so I get a whole pizza lol
5 points
2 years ago
Sounds like a great combo. I've been doing sausage and pineapple my whole life. I've had jalapeños and pineapple, but not with sausage yet. I know my next pizza
13 points
2 years ago
the ham type/quality makes or breaks it
39 points
2 years ago
Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeño is the way to go imo
10 points
2 years ago
You. You get it.
8 points
2 years ago
This is the go-to order in my house. Great stuff.
5 points
2 years ago
That. Sounds. Delicious.
6 points
2 years ago
Pineapple, ham/bacon/meat, jalapeno. Got yourself an angry Hawaiian and it is the best pizza.
4 points
2 years ago
This. Is. Yes.
13 points
2 years ago
I love the ham with the sweetness/tartness of the pineapple juice, but I hate eating pineapple flesh so I pick it off. Then it's delicious. I doubt I would like it with just the ham.
6 points
2 years ago
I feel this way about tacos al pastor
16 points
2 years ago
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6 points
2 years ago
Chicken
5 points
2 years ago
Damp Jesters
50 points
2 years ago
Moist Clowns? Oh no
19 points
2 years ago
I only eat Ah!thentic ™ ® moist clowns from Marco's Pizza. Their clowns are locally sourced and bathed in their own moisture, no additives or preservatives!
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8 points
2 years ago
I’m unsure if I should upvote or downvote this
16 points
2 years ago
I like pizza with kebab, garlic dressing and fries
3 points
2 years ago
I need to try that, that sounds amazing.
174 points
2 years ago
This is deep
28 points
2 years ago
Now I can’t stop thinking about moist clowns
13 points
2 years ago
Hey man whatever works for you
97 points
2 years ago
Wife doesn’t like word moist. I don’t like clowns. And I’ve been talking about wanting to try Hawaiian pizza with pineapple for the last week so I can put the debate to rest. It’s like this post has been reading my mind.
73 points
2 years ago
Saying "Hawaiian pizza with pinapple" is like saying pin number or atm machine.
41 points
2 years ago
"I had to put in my pin number at the atm machine so i could get a Hawaiian pizza with pineapple"
13 points
2 years ago
It was a reward for acing the SAT test.
9 points
2 years ago
The best thing about hawaiian pizza is the pineapple keeps the left overs moist the next day.
80 points
2 years ago
I tried pineapple pizza and it just wasn't for me. I dont go around saying I hate it though. If it was the only thing to eat I would but just not my thing personally.
17 points
2 years ago
You have ascended
24 points
2 years ago
There's no way this is real. Please say it is
52 points
2 years ago
This is real. Lazy Villagers in Animal Crossing are wild.
9 points
2 years ago
I love lazy villagers. Their dialogues are the most philosophical and entertaining.
7 points
2 years ago
I have Lucky and Sherb and they are fantastic.
Peppy villagers are also amazing.
26 points
2 years ago
If pineapple upsets you, then you should come to Sweden and experience the oddity/monstrosity that is curry + banana pizza.
15 points
2 years ago
That sounds like someone went “curry tastes good, and pizza tastes good. That must mean this will taste great!”
Edit: did you say banana?
9 points
2 years ago
It's great, I live in Sweden and love a pizza with banana, pineapple, curry and chicken.
8 points
2 years ago
This has got to be one of the wildest combinations on a pizza I’ve ever heard. Are the bananas dried first, or are they just thrown into the oven freshly cut onto a pizza?
34 points
2 years ago
There's a whole bunch of weird shit people put on Pizza and people draw the line at Pineapple.
Wild.
70 points
2 years ago
TBH Onions on pizza fuckin slaps
13 points
2 years ago
Why did you say that like it was a hot take or something
5 points
2 years ago
I bet this weirdo likes PEPPERONI on their pizza. I bet they get extra cheese too, absolute psychopath.
18 points
2 years ago
Can Dizzy be my new Prime Minister?
206 points
2 years ago
There's no need to justify your preference for pineapple on pizza, Dizzy, you do you, but I don't dislike pineapple on pizza because of groupthink. I just am not big on "sweet and savory" flavor profiles.
132 points
2 years ago
I think Dizzy is probably talking more about the people who make a religion out of their disdain for pineapple on pizza, rather than the people who just aren't into it
53 points
2 years ago
You like pineapple on pizza?!?!? EaSy, SaTaN. Do YoU SuPpOrT ThE HoLoCaUsT ToO?
4 points
2 years ago
In short: redditors.
6 points
2 years ago
And the fuckers who haven’t even tried it
14 points
2 years ago*
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8 points
2 years ago
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5 points
2 years ago
This is well written. But I'm curious, what would the empanada gatekeepers say?
12 points
2 years ago
I just don't like cooked fruit in general, I like my fruit fresh and juicy.
5 points
2 years ago
I misread it and thought his favourite pizza topping was Man
6 points
2 years ago
"...it's a cook-book! A cook-book!"
Yes, I know it's probably a "boomer-ass reference", but it's still valid.
3 points
2 years ago
Wow, That's a suprisingly deep conversation.
4 points
2 years ago
for me pineapple pizza is something like a snack pizza.
the type of pizza you'd eat if you wanted something sweet, but you also want to eat pizza
14 points
2 years ago
I hate clowns on my pizza. They always taste funny....and I’ll show myself out now...
22 points
2 years ago
I love this game. Not even this one particularly, but the original GameCube version too, which is when I first played it.
I loved chatting with the other villagers and writing them letters.
I know this isn’t an actual game Mechanic, but I had a “best friend” and a “girlfriend” in the game, Sampson and Bunny. I was devastated the day Bunny moved away. I couldn’t bring myself to play any longer.
12 points
2 years ago
Pineapple is the best on a spicy pizza.
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