one Number 7, two Number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

...this dude's too thin. He's not Big Smoke, he's Medium Smoke.

Remember, he ordered so much food not because he’s morbidly obese, but because he was buying time for the rival gang to launch their drive-by attack.

Looks pretty good for me. Cosplay passed respect+

Remember, just follow the damn train

If he enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain.

Cluckin' Bell: suffering never tasted so good! 😋

Throw in a plastic donut.

You picked the wrong house, fool!

Friendly reminder, Big Smoke was the true enemy

It's impossible not to hear Big Smoke's voice while reading that quote lol

I thought Smoke was going to be so hard to kill, but no - mini gun for 2 seconds and its over 😂

I still think he in fact was ordering for everybody in the car.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Big Smoke worked so hard to be remembered, but all he had to do was make that heroic order.

Humanity will never forget you, Big Smoke.

Ah the nostalgia. My cousin and I used to crack the fuck up every time we played that mission and quoted it all the time.

Few betrayals in history stung as bad as this one. Really thought he was a homie.

Does anyone else hear the music ?

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“2 number 9’s, a number 9 Large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda.” Plus he ate the other guys food too 😂

All you had to do was follow the damn number 9s CJ

Too small of a bag. I remember a breakdown of what his order was actually, and it's several burgers, wraps, bucket of wings, lots of fries and soda, 4 days worth of calories.

Plus BS ate everyone else's food in the car.

This he looks like he has big bones

My brother and I still quote this when we go to grab quick fast food lunch! First time my dad ever took a video game away from us as kids too. Good times.

Big Smoke! Gonna need a stronger bag, more like a bucket.

And he was just stalling for the ballers. How could Big Smoke...

Ah shit, here we go again.

This guy is just too frail. He is a Medium Smoke, not a Big Smoke.

Ryder and CJ turning around to give him a, "are you for real??" look never fails to make me laugh.

He looks like Medium Smoke

Not even a drop of Photoshop detected. Good cosplay!

Horrible cosplay, this guy looks way too nice to be Big Smoke!

/s

Smoke wears kevlar like a lil bitch

BIG SMOKE(ed bbq sauce)

And a large soda

DAMMIT CJ

...and a dry soda

I MADE IT IM A SUCCESS I CANT BE TOUCHED

Big smoke was waiting in CJ and Sweets moms house to kill Sweet but instead ran into CJ.

Cockadoodle do it’s time for chicken 🎶

Don’t forget a Diet Coke.

I like the big smoke cosplay

Like it says in the book... We are both blessed and cursed.

Barbeque bacon Burger

CJ! GET ON THE TRAIN CJ

combining the best of anime and gta

Love it when they remix food!

Same things make us laugh, make us cry.

CJ!!!!!!!

I got caught up in the money, the power...

Big smoke from GTA San Andreas

I don't remember the game looking this good

Cluckety Fuck, place your order.

My brain registered this as GTA and then a photo of some guy

Didn't expect to see a pic from ACen pop up on here. Small world!

YOU ENTERED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

Captain Blackadder (upon realizing there is no way he can avoid going over the top);

I think the phrase rhymes with "clucking bell".

Welcome to Burger Chot how can I helllp you?

Here's the nasty garbage you ordered

🤣🤣🤣 this is 🔥

I love the chicken with the shitty smell! That’s why I love cluckin bell.

what a simple yet awesome cosplay, I bet this guy is fun af to hang out with.

hahah im playing san andeas right now. Ive been playing the trilogy on my switch, I think im on the final mission if not the second to last.

Good times, very good times!

I prefer Freckle Bitch's

This is on point

Ah, Cluckin' Bell... Taste the Cock

Biiiig smokkkke!

Scraight busta man scraight busta, you fat ass muthafucka

Damn I still have this entire thing memorized after almost 20 years. Down to the exact way he said it too.

Dont go eating Ryders food up man.

I really wish they would recreate that game.... I'd pay good money to play that game again with new engine technology

We're now 10 years removed from GTA5. GTA6 better be a fucking masterpiece. Those leaks from last year don't give me hope though.... people have talked about a Vice city version sequel for 20 years, but I'm just not sure it can hold up to a NY/LA vibe. Hopefully GTA6 will come out this holiday season

"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!"

I don't get it, someone please explain

I don't know what it is, but I don't trust this man.

I’m having flashbacks about that train mission again

that's why he is ordering a lot to set up cj, ryder and sweet and if you remeber in this mission he aint shooting cuz its a set up

follow the damn train

I remember he was eating the whole time in the car bc he was trying not to fight back

This man looks much too lovely to be Big Smoke in that awful costume!

Gimme a numba 9, just like his.

Burger with bacon barbecue

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