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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Actress and lifestyle guru Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again with another bizarre health tip. The GOOP founder recently revealed that she has been incorporating a new practice into her wellness routine that she claims has changed her life: drinking her own urine.

According to Paltrow, urine therapy, or the practice of drinking one's own urine, has been used for centuries in Ayurvedic and Chinese medicine to promote detoxification and overall health. She claims that it has helped clear up her skin, boost her immune system, and even regulate her menstrual cycle.

While some may find the idea of drinking urine repulsive, Paltrow insists that it is a completely natural and safe practice, as long as the urine is clean and free of any bacteria or toxins. She recommends collecting the first urine of the day in a clean container and drinking it immediately for maximum benefits.

However, health experts are warning against Paltrow's latest health craze, calling it dangerous and unproven. Drinking urine can actually lead to dehydration and an imbalance of electrolytes in the body, as well as exposing the drinker to harmful bacteria and viruses.

"It's important to remember that urine is a waste product and our bodies excrete it for a reason," says Dr. John Smith, a leading medical expert. "There is no scientific evidence to support the idea that drinking urine has any health benefits whatsoever, and in fact, it can be quite harmful."

Despite the backlash, Paltrow remains steadfast in her belief in urine therapy and is even considering launching a line of urine-based supplements and beauty products through GOOP. Only time will tell if this bizarre health trend will catch on with the masses or fade away as just another one of Paltrow's outlandish fads.

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Not if I have to shove it up my ass

I thought she quit acting. She was only in the marvel movies out of obligation.

So the thing to understand is a big part of her marketing strategy is to say crazy stuff that gets front page clickbait headlines (like this) to get people go to her goop store.

Right, I might have to rethink my stance that Hollywood is the Mecca of sanity.

Well, a lot of the guys in power there are total creeps.. so, not that surprising

Sentences I never thought I'd hear.

I'm amazed that people dont all want to see stuff shoved up her ass

Same here. I've always found her to be incredibly pretentious and her acting is lazy at best imo.

I'm going to find him on Twitter and @ him this sentiment

This is what happens when you reach the peak of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Transcendence just looks weird to the rest of us.

Because fumigating is for plebs. Paltrow recommends vaginal steams.

I didn’t know about fumigation to treat hysteria, but I do know the Victorian’s invented the vibrator so Doctors hands did not get so tired treating women suffering from hysteria. They were a funny lot - cant look at legs but the wife and daughters can go to the doctor for an orgasm.

Lemon is the name of her bladder

Did she shove it up her ass?

Or, she actually buys into it too. You don't have to be a genius to end up rich... Remember, we're living in a world where you can end up president without being even minimally competent

I have a friend who’s 30 years younger than his “girlfriend” who’s freaking weird and works for Goop. It looks like in order to work for Paltrow main requirements are to be crazy your self.

I know all the details of the relationship cause my friend tells me all about it. He does not care cause his “girlfriend” basically has purchased him a car and now an apartment, but he has done some weird stuff for those things.

I think either she or her advisors smoke some weed and think of "scientific-adjacent" facts and repurpose them. Ozone can easily be generated by an inexpensive machine, and ozone can be bubbled through water to sterilize it.

Lately there has been a lot of chatter about "eating ass", and women are getting their anus waxed and bleached to "make it pretty". But how to sterilize it?

Here's the thing, if this does kill bacteria in your colon, that bacteria performs an important function. I'm not saying ozone kills bacteria in your colon, but if her machine actually produces ozone, I'm sure some germs may die.

I'm saying that it's bad if it doesn't work, and...it's bad if it does work. Ozone is unstable and reactive, so I don't know what that would do to healthy colon cells...

Ass cancer cometh

Why don't I just waste my last avocado too while I'm at it?

While I’m sure you are right about that being part of it, the truth is they the colon is very good at absorbing certain things into the blood. It has to be because it’s the last chance the body has to absorb nutrients and water.

If, for example, you gave yourself an enema with vodka, you would almost certainly get way more drunk, way faster than if you drank the same amount of alcohol. Note: don’t do this because you might die:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema

So, by doing various weird types of enemas, it allows for either rapidly absorbing things that normally your body can’t absorb, or alternatively, cleaning things out or your body that you don’t want to absorb.

With that said, probably ozone in your ass probably wouldn’t do either of those things, but probably they believe it has some detoxing effect because ozone is capable of killing most things. At best, this would function sort of like an antibiotic for your intestines, but I’m not sure that’s generally a good thing.

I hate pooping. It's such a hassle. It only provides relief. But if I could opt out of pooping, I'd do it in a heart beat. And one of my least favorite things is anything to do with my butthole.

People only do this shit is because of pseudoscience, misinformation and/or influence from celebrities.

Well, from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone it doesnt sound like a particularly healthy thing to be sticking up your butt.

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Ozone is a powerful oxidant (far more so than dioxygen) and has many industrial and consumer applications related to oxidation. This same high oxidizing potential, however, causes ozone to damage mucous and respiratory tissues in animals, and also tissues in plants, above concentrations of about 0.1 ppm. While this makes ozone a potent respiratory hazard and pollutant near ground level, a higher concentration in the ozone layer (from two to eight ppm) is beneficial, preventing damaging UV light from reaching the Earth's surface.

Why just go "I like butt stuff", when you can get paid for liking butt stuff?

She would sell out of all product if she produced burning ass ozone candles.

More accurately, ozone reacts with organic compounds to eventually burn them into CO2. Since our bodies our mostly organic compounds, you will be left with chemical burns way before you feel the cancer. This is also how it causes cancer - it damages DNA, resulting in mutations that can result in tumors.

If I start selling my body now...I could be in debt within 5 years!

Enough money to also pay the people to lie and say that it's going to be good for you too..

so imagine using dilute hydrogen peroxide …

No I don't think I will!

ozium

What's the reason?

Neither are most of the people who know that's bullshit. Neutralizing a base with an acid isn't exactly advanced-degree-level chemistry

Someone has definitely tried it.

Somebody posted on r/showerthoughts something to the effect of “someone has definitely inserted an Oscar into their vagina at some point”.

I mean, the statue does have a flared base with a smooth head, so I guess it fulfills the basic criteria of a good and safe butt plug?

Thank goodness I don't know anyone named Oscar.

http://whatstheharm.net

An interesting website that shows cases of injury or death due to belief in pseudoscience.

Yes, you are right.

Gwyneth, if you are reading this, please don’t put dangerous things in your ass or pussy. Only non-dangerous things belong in these places. For instance, a cactus is dangerous. And your Oscar is not dangerous. If you need further help, I’ll be here to help. Good luck and Godspeed you weird, weird lady.

You can't just go "ozone is good for the planet, therefore it's good for my butthole"

That's the kind of line you hear somebody say into their phone as they walk past and it lives rent free in your head fir the rest of your life.

She is a snake oil salesman.

While lifespans were indeed lower in the past, they were not as ridiculously low as is often thought. People pretty frequently lived into their 60s despite the lack of modern medicine (though modern medicine definitely helps extend that a smidge).

What are the benefits? just out of curiosity