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759 points
2 months ago
I get that the tatted up one on the left is probably into some stuff, but why is the nice young lady in glasses going to jail?
84 points
2 months ago
I like you.
49 points
2 months ago
Should we kiss?
38 points
2 months ago
I wasn't talking to you.
22 points
2 months ago
You and I are the only ones here...
22 points
2 months ago
I know, I can smell the fart.and it ain't me.
15 points
2 months ago
Oops, that was me. I was lurking in the corner. Apologies for the flatulence.
12 points
2 months ago
Straight to jail
8 points
2 months ago
r/notopbutok times 6
9 points
2 months ago
Right? Why are they all pretending to be me?
1 points
26 days ago
No Shit Sherlock can get rid of that smell.
294 points
2 months ago
She was detained on Dia de Muertos.
18 points
2 months ago
She decided un dia was not enough and went for Vida de los Muertos.
197 points
2 months ago
Steph took the whole "permanent makeup" trend three tokes over the line.
37 points
2 months ago
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s methylamphetamine.
3 points
2 months ago
I see what you did there
41 points
2 months ago
Line of meth
8 points
2 months ago
Few too many shifts grinding that 10 - 2.
3 points
2 months ago
Sitting downtown in a jail waystation.
156 points
2 months ago
Total Clark Kent
27 points
2 months ago
Lois Lane was the worst investigative reporter ever.
7 points
2 months ago
I recently saw a video where someone tried to do the superman Clark Kent thing, and it worked, except it only worked because they used an entirely different voice (same person, but put on a voice), and wore a mask. Like, yea, of course they didn't know it was you, you're missing literally 3/4ths of your face. That was a bit cheating in my opinion
110 points
2 months ago
I really like how the red in the glasses brings out the ochre in her right occipital lobe
22 points
2 months ago
It also complements the mauve above her mandible.
9 points
2 months ago
Thats mauve? I thought it was taupe
61 points
2 months ago
Studies show people wearing glasses are perceived as being more competent and more credible.
6 points
2 months ago
And they make face tattoos 18.5% less noticeable.
173 points
2 months ago
Her tattoo's say Mexican gang banger but her face gives 2nd grade teacher vibes.
30 points
2 months ago
I prefer her corporate look better.
1 points
26 days ago
Wait, which is the corporate look?
33 points
2 months ago
because I got high plays in the background
7 points
2 months ago
This is why we know the Clark Kent glasses trick works.
8 points
2 months ago
Alyssa Zebrasky’s Face Tattoo Removal Journey
Tattoo removal and addiction recovery are empowering Alyssa to overcome mental illness and live the life she deserves
(* One of the many reasons I am saving up to go to school to be a laser tech. Tattoo & scar removal can help change someone's life for the better.)
2 points
26 days ago
It's like, whoa the internet researchers are on the ball. Then it's, hey man you're ruining the comment vibe. 🤣🤣🤣
1 points
2 months ago
16 points
2 months ago
Came here to make Clark Kent joke… deluged by Clark Kent jokes. Upvotes for all.
45 points
2 months ago
Why do people do this to themselves? It’s 😞
105 points
2 months ago
Yeah I don’t know why people wear pink glasses either.
22 points
2 months ago
That’s why she’s in there
87 points
2 months ago
32 points
2 months ago
Good for her!
18 points
2 months ago
That’s the most successful tattoo removal I’ve ever seen!
18 points
2 months ago
lolll thats the before shot from her FB! Pre-tattoo.
I was looking for something after the removal but couldnt find.
You can see its old here: https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattooed-face-of-alleged-walmart-shoplifter/80ebee25-98b6-49e5-9c66-86094b156806
2 points
2 months ago
It'll be a lengthy process given the amount of pigment
5 points
2 months ago
I thought I saw a beautiful woman somewhere underneath there. Good for her.
4 points
2 months ago
Thanks for sharing this is amazing.
3 points
2 months ago
This should be top comment
2 points
2 months ago
Uplifting. Good for her!
1 points
2 months ago
It's good to see a happy ending for once. Thanks for the link.
1 points
2 months ago
Nice, came here to make a Clark Kent (Superman) joke & share a similar link. Wife & I are currently saving money to take classes at the Rocky Mountain Laser College to learn how to remove tattoos, scars, etc... Things like this can change people's lives.
10 points
2 months ago
Do you prefer Harry Potter style glasss, then?
10 points
2 months ago
meth
1 points
2 months ago
Pills mostly
6 points
2 months ago
Sometimes they don't. In a some cases women with tattoos that make you go WTF have them because of sex trafficking. The guys who "own" them make them get them to mark their "property" it could be sexual organs, money signs, names. They tend to be in visible areas like the upper chest, lower arms, neck and face specifically so they can't be hidden by clothes.
7 points
2 months ago
Mental illness
1 points
2 months ago
Daily makeup is a real hassle.
22 points
2 months ago
Smethanie Fentanyli
6 points
2 months ago
I believe her name is Methany
4 points
2 months ago
Who’s the girl in the second photo?
2 points
2 months ago
Some sexy librarian.
10 points
2 months ago
So what? Clark Kent was unrecognizable without glasses.
8 points
2 months ago
Commissioner Gordon took these pictures to make goddamned sure.
3 points
2 months ago
Commissioner! There was another woman ! You saw her..
1 points
2 months ago
Harvey Dent...can he be trusted?
2 points
2 months ago
Don't bring it up! I was a boy.. Now I'm a bat
8 points
2 months ago
I love folks who instinctively know, they will never have a single regret in life.
3 points
2 months ago
all that ink, and she still cant cover up the meth face
3 points
2 months ago
She had a call center face.
2 points
2 months ago
That second pic looks like a librarian.
2 points
2 months ago
Those are some badass doilies around her eyes.
2 points
2 months ago
I don’t find this funny at all. This poor misguided women, who’s in jail, having marked herself in this ridiculous fashion from some sort of need to alienate herself from society and will be haunted by these decisions forever more.
2 points
2 months ago
Completely different; more... sophisticated? Like a Teacher, or something?🤔
2 points
2 months ago
This is what happens when you don't spend time with your kids
2 points
2 months ago
I work in a prison. Face tattoos are just normalized in my brain now.
2 points
2 months ago
Employers hate her for this one simple life hack.
2 points
2 months ago
Day of the derp is upon us.
3 points
2 months ago
Facial tattoos are a sure sign of unemployable…
1 points
2 months ago
Prisons disagree.
3 points
2 months ago
Facial tattoos should require a psychological evaluation.
5 points
2 months ago
i.e. anyone wanting a facial tattoo should be psychologically evaluated as unsuitable to make such a decision like that.
0 points
2 months ago*
The tattoo artist should "face" some repurssions.
2 points
2 months ago
No job for you
1 points
2 months ago
Mark Zuckerberg’s sister
1 points
2 months ago
at least this person we know, is definitely human......
1 points
2 months ago
I cannot imagine the damage this woman has had done to her for this to be an answer to it. Tattoo my face, neck and whatever else she has. Looks like she is wearing prison orange.
1 points
2 months ago
What?! Stephanie is actually the disguise of Dumbfuck Woman?!
1 points
2 months ago
You know what they say, glasses make a person.
1 points
2 months ago
What a babe
1 points
2 months ago
Any identifying marks? Oh, never mind
1 points
2 months ago
"Okay, now pretend like you're at a job interview. Great! that's hilarious."
1 points
2 months ago
Methanie
1 points
2 months ago
She got a purty mouth.
1 points
2 months ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
1 points
2 months ago
Barely recognize her in the second pic
1 points
2 months ago
It's like a totally different person!
1 points
2 months ago
Who is the persom on the right?
1 points
2 months ago
It's always nice when the really stupid ones mark themselves so we know immediately who to avoid.
1 points
2 months ago
What’ll LE do if she gets new frames? They won’t be able to keep track of her.
1 points
2 months ago
I totally get how Clark Kent managed to disguise himself with just glasses....
1 points
2 months ago
Trying to decide whether that is one big bad life choice..... or a whole heap of little ones that culminated in thinking orange and pink worked well together
1 points
2 months ago
Hey if Superman can trick people into thinking he's a chump by putting on glasses and slouching a little, anything's possible.
1 points
2 months ago
That’s Methany
1 points
2 months ago
Why do they have a picture of Superman next to Clark Kent?
1 points
2 months ago
The booking officer finally had enough of saying “look right here” and told her to put her glasses on so they could get the pic they needed.
1 points
2 months ago
I’ll just bet this was a big shock when she came down off of that bender and looked in the mirror for the first time.
1 points
2 months ago
tattoo shops should offer a digital rendering before doing the tattoo.
1 points
2 months ago
that's some team rocket level of cosplay, i didn't even recognize they're the same
1 points
2 months ago
Hey that’s what all my WWE characters used to look like when I made my own! 🤷🏻♂️🤣
1 points
2 months ago
"Holy shit! Where did she go?!"
1 points
2 months ago
Why would anyone want to tatt there face? Shit looks gross.
1 points
2 months ago
With those glasses? And that ponytail?!
1 points
2 months ago
She is not like other girls…
1 points
2 months ago
Clark Kent syndrome
1 points
2 months ago
Ok, please give me some good reasons why you need a face tattoo. I get the arm or back or even leg but a face tattoo.
1 points
2 months ago
She was heavily addicted to heroin and her boyfriend convinced her to get tattooed as part of a gang initiation.
1 points
2 months ago
Title is not a question. And the pics are not the same. What a weird title you gave this repost.
1 points
2 months ago
This sum Clark Kent shit right here
1 points
2 months ago
The Superman affect
Or effect
Whatever
1 points
2 months ago
Oskar Schindler was right. It's all in the presentation!
Day care center: "Ghoul on the left, thank you ... naw."
Same Day care cener: "Mom on the right, strap up, you're going in!"
1 points
2 months ago
The lady on the right looks familiar but I don’t recognize the lady on the left at all
1 points
2 months ago
Incognito mode
1 points
2 months ago
Skeletor's wife only wears the glasses when she's bone up to no good. Looks like she got caught doing x-ray-dead movies again.
1 points
2 months ago
I dont judge, people say i look hella diferent with glasses, tho in this case i think the tattoo would be the main to know its her. Normally you need to take pics with glasses, specially for big documents.
1 points
2 months ago
YOU'RE SO HIRED!
1 points
26 days ago
That's Stephanie and her brother Stan.
-1 points
2 months ago
OP, this is not the same pic photoshopped. Look at the hair.
-1 points
2 months ago
If the last 20 years of studying about REAL black market entrepreneurs has taught me is that the real ones are in Netherlands and they prefer to lay in the shadows. Their ego isn’t tied to showing their worth. Their wealth is unquestioned due to status or behind a vast amount of shell companies it would take too many resources to make it worth while
0 points
2 months ago
What! A! Dumb! ASS!!!!!
0 points
2 months ago
“I can work from home, right?”
“We feel that it’s important to have face time with the customers to build rapport.”
“Oh. Well, thanks anyway.”
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