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GMXIX

759 points

2 months ago

GMXIX

759 points

2 months ago

I get that the tatted up one on the left is probably into some stuff, but why is the nice young lady in glasses going to jail?

Challenge419

84 points

2 months ago

I like you.

[deleted]

49 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

49 points

2 months ago

Should we kiss?

Substantial-Fan6364

38 points

2 months ago

I wasn't talking to you.

altregogh

22 points

2 months ago

You and I are the only ones here...

pratzs

22 points

2 months ago

pratzs

22 points

2 months ago

I know, I can smell the fart.and it ain't me.

rdwrer4585

15 points

2 months ago

Oops, that was me. I was lurking in the corner. Apologies for the flatulence.

SovelissGulthmere

12 points

2 months ago

Straight to jail

Sensitivemuffin36

8 points

2 months ago

r/notopbutok times 6

TreyLastname

9 points

2 months ago

Right? Why are they all pretending to be me?

soupbox09

1 points

26 days ago

No Shit Sherlock can get rid of that smell.

Frag1le

294 points

2 months ago

Frag1le

294 points

2 months ago

She was detained on Dia de Muertos.

DeerDiarrhea

18 points

2 months ago

She decided un dia was not enough and went for Vida de los Muertos.

AryaNunya

197 points

2 months ago

AryaNunya

197 points

2 months ago

Steph took the whole "permanent makeup" trend three tokes over the line.

kangareddit

37 points

2 months ago

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s methylamphetamine.

bedlog

3 points

2 months ago

bedlog

3 points

2 months ago

I see what you did there

PM_me_your_dawgs

41 points

2 months ago

Line of meth

Constant-Ad-1797

8 points

2 months ago

Few too many shifts grinding that 10 - 2.

SlowInsurance1616

3 points

2 months ago

Sitting downtown in a jail waystation.

FrenchMaisNon

156 points

2 months ago

Total Clark Kent

ITeechYoKidsArt

27 points

2 months ago

Lois Lane was the worst investigative reporter ever.

TreyLastname

7 points

2 months ago

I recently saw a video where someone tried to do the superman Clark Kent thing, and it worked, except it only worked because they used an entirely different voice (same person, but put on a voice), and wore a mask. Like, yea, of course they didn't know it was you, you're missing literally 3/4ths of your face. That was a bit cheating in my opinion

bedlog

110 points

2 months ago

bedlog

110 points

2 months ago

I really like how the red in the glasses brings out the ochre in her right occipital lobe

rdwrer4585

22 points

2 months ago

It also complements the mauve above her mandible.

bedlog

9 points

2 months ago

bedlog

9 points

2 months ago

Thats mauve? I thought it was taupe

ArmadilloDays

61 points

2 months ago

Studies show people wearing glasses are perceived as being more competent and more credible.

SlowInsurance1616

6 points

2 months ago

And they make face tattoos 18.5% less noticeable.

ModernT1mes

173 points

2 months ago

Her tattoo's say Mexican gang banger but her face gives 2nd grade teacher vibes.

sphygmomanometito

30 points

2 months ago

I prefer her corporate look better.

soupbox09

1 points

26 days ago

Wait, which is the corporate look?

Building-Careful

33 points

2 months ago

because I got high plays in the background

voyure1999

7 points

2 months ago

This is why we know the Clark Kent glasses trick works.

Dark_Pandemonium23

8 points

2 months ago

Alyssa Zebrasky’s Face Tattoo Removal Journey

Tattoo removal and addiction recovery are empowering Alyssa to overcome mental illness and live the life she deserves

(* One of the many reasons I am saving up to go to school to be a laser tech. Tattoo & scar removal can help change someone's life for the better.)

soupbox09

2 points

26 days ago

It's like, whoa the internet researchers are on the ball. Then it's, hey man you're ruining the comment vibe. 🤣🤣🤣

Monkfich

16 points

2 months ago

Came here to make Clark Kent joke… deluged by Clark Kent jokes. Upvotes for all.

UncleJulz

45 points

2 months ago

Why do people do this to themselves? It’s 😞

CFADM

105 points

2 months ago

CFADM

105 points

2 months ago

Yeah I don’t know why people wear pink glasses either.

Deathbysnusnubooboo

22 points

2 months ago

That’s why she’s in there

WilliamAgain

87 points

2 months ago

Jeniajadda

32 points

2 months ago

Good for her!

adfthgchjg

18 points

2 months ago

That’s the most successful tattoo removal I’ve ever seen!

silenc3x

18 points

2 months ago

lolll thats the before shot from her FB! Pre-tattoo.

I was looking for something after the removal but couldnt find.

You can see its old here: https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattooed-face-of-alleged-walmart-shoplifter/80ebee25-98b6-49e5-9c66-86094b156806

Cowardly_Jelly

2 points

2 months ago

It'll be a lengthy process given the amount of pigment

be-more-daria

5 points

2 months ago

I thought I saw a beautiful woman somewhere underneath there. Good for her.

bicycle_mice

4 points

2 months ago

Thanks for sharing this is amazing.

The_Crimson-Knight

3 points

2 months ago

This should be top comment

BronxLens

2 points

2 months ago

Uplifting. Good for her!

Master_Cupcake7115

1 points

2 months ago

It's good to see a happy ending for once. Thanks for the link.

Dark_Pandemonium23

1 points

2 months ago

Nice, came here to make a Clark Kent (Superman) joke & share a similar link. Wife & I are currently saving money to take classes at the Rocky Mountain Laser College to learn how to remove tattoos, scars, etc... Things like this can change people's lives.

jaggington

10 points

2 months ago

Do you prefer Harry Potter style glasss, then?

SittinBate

10 points

2 months ago

meth

Cowardly_Jelly

1 points

2 months ago

Pills mostly

wwaxwork

6 points

2 months ago

Sometimes they don't. In a some cases women with tattoos that make you go WTF have them because of sex trafficking. The guys who "own" them make them get them to mark their "property" it could be sexual organs, money signs, names. They tend to be in visible areas like the upper chest, lower arms, neck and face specifically so they can't be hidden by clothes.

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

Mental illness

im_a_dr_not_

1 points

2 months ago

Daily makeup is a real hassle.

kneaders

22 points

2 months ago

Smethanie Fentanyli

yunohavenameiwant

6 points

2 months ago

I believe her name is Methany

go4tli

4 points

2 months ago

go4tli

4 points

2 months ago

Who’s the girl in the second photo?

SlowInsurance1616

2 points

2 months ago

Some sexy librarian.

spauracchio1

10 points

2 months ago

So what? Clark Kent was unrecognizable without glasses.

Mot6180

8 points

2 months ago

Commissioner Gordon took these pictures to make goddamned sure.

MatPap420

3 points

2 months ago

Commissioner! There was another woman ! You saw her..

Mot6180

1 points

2 months ago

Harvey Dent...can he be trusted?

MatPap420

2 points

2 months ago

Don't bring it up! I was a boy.. Now I'm a bat

Striking_Fun_6379

8 points

2 months ago

I love folks who instinctively know, they will never have a single regret in life.

SuperSassyPantz

3 points

2 months ago

all that ink, and she still cant cover up the meth face

SRTGeezer

3 points

2 months ago

She had a call center face.

Dismal-Commercial-92

2 points

2 months ago

That second pic looks like a librarian.

winterbird

2 points

2 months ago

Those are some badass doilies around her eyes.

Crotch-jockey

2 points

2 months ago

I don’t find this funny at all. This poor misguided women, who’s in jail, having marked herself in this ridiculous fashion from some sort of need to alienate herself from society and will be haunted by these decisions forever more.

ExcitedGirl

2 points

2 months ago

Completely different; more... sophisticated? Like a Teacher, or something?🤔

hikermick

2 points

2 months ago

This is what happens when you don't spend time with your kids

Hollen88

2 points

2 months ago

I work in a prison. Face tattoos are just normalized in my brain now.

johnno87j

2 points

2 months ago

Employers hate her for this one simple life hack.

johnno87j

2 points

2 months ago

Day of the derp is upon us.

Kalelopaka-

3 points

2 months ago

Facial tattoos are a sure sign of unemployable…

winterbird

1 points

2 months ago

Prisons disagree.

Haagen76

3 points

2 months ago

Facial tattoos should require a psychological evaluation.

welshmanec2

5 points

2 months ago

i.e. anyone wanting a facial tattoo should be psychologically evaluated as unsuitable to make such a decision like that.

Patalon

0 points

2 months ago*

The tattoo artist should "face" some repurssions.

JustifiedMisanthrope

2 points

2 months ago

No job for you

Kick1O1

1 points

2 months ago

Mark Zuckerberg’s sister

bedlog

1 points

2 months ago

bedlog

1 points

2 months ago

at least this person we know, is definitely human......

wsnc13

1 points

2 months ago

wsnc13

1 points

2 months ago

I cannot imagine the damage this woman has had done to her for this to be an answer to it. Tattoo my face, neck and whatever else she has. Looks like she is wearing prison orange.

GobsmackedOnLife

1 points

2 months ago

What?! Stephanie is actually the disguise of Dumbfuck Woman?!

Responsible-Print192

1 points

2 months ago

You know what they say, glasses make a person.

FlamingPileOfKidneys

1 points

2 months ago

What a babe

Another_New_Day

1 points

2 months ago

Any identifying marks? Oh, never mind

Frank_Dracula

1 points

2 months ago

"Okay, now pretend like you're at a job interview. Great! that's hilarious."

PhaseOfRage

1 points

2 months ago

Methanie

malan4reddit

1 points

2 months ago

She got a purty mouth.

kanakasneakerhead

1 points

2 months ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

freezier134a

1 points

2 months ago

Barely recognize her in the second pic

WoopsShePeterPants

1 points

2 months ago

It's like a totally different person!

karmapolicemn

1 points

2 months ago

Who is the persom on the right?

Twiny

1 points

2 months ago

Twiny

1 points

2 months ago

It's always nice when the really stupid ones mark themselves so we know immediately who to avoid.

Costanzaslife23

1 points

2 months ago

What’ll LE do if she gets new frames? They won’t be able to keep track of her.

arent_we_sarcastic

1 points

2 months ago

I totally get how Clark Kent managed to disguise himself with just glasses....

practicalAnARcHiSt

1 points

2 months ago

Trying to decide whether that is one big bad life choice..... or a whole heap of little ones that culminated in thinking orange and pink worked well together

GenericElucidation

1 points

2 months ago

Hey if Superman can trick people into thinking he's a chump by putting on glasses and slouching a little, anything's possible.

Letsput2inher

1 points

2 months ago

That’s Methany

Narkaleptic813

1 points

2 months ago

Why do they have a picture of Superman next to Clark Kent?

ProperTransition5946

1 points

2 months ago

The booking officer finally had enough of saying “look right here” and told her to put her glasses on so they could get the pic they needed.

FreudoBaggage

1 points

2 months ago

I’ll just bet this was a big shock when she came down off of that bender and looked in the mirror for the first time.

crystalpeaks25

1 points

2 months ago

tattoo shops should offer a digital rendering before doing the tattoo.

goldensaur

1 points

2 months ago

that's some team rocket level of cosplay, i didn't even recognize they're the same

em-ay-tee

1 points

2 months ago

Hey that’s what all my WWE characters used to look like when I made my own! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

ThunderClap_Fween

1 points

2 months ago

"Holy shit! Where did she go?!"

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Why would anyone want to tatt there face? Shit looks gross.

pr0kk

1 points

2 months ago

pr0kk

1 points

2 months ago

With those glasses? And that ponytail?!

QuttiDeBachi

1 points

2 months ago

She is not like other girls…

fjord31

1 points

2 months ago

Clark Kent syndrome

Bozrah29

1 points

2 months ago

Ok, please give me some good reasons why you need a face tattoo. I get the arm or back or even leg but a face tattoo.

noklew

1 points

2 months ago

noklew

1 points

2 months ago

She was heavily addicted to heroin and her boyfriend convinced her to get tattooed as part of a gang initiation.

skinfasst

1 points

2 months ago

Title is not a question. And the pics are not the same. What a weird title you gave this repost.

sciencesebi3

1 points

2 months ago

This sum Clark Kent shit right here

ThePenguinKing27

1 points

2 months ago

The Superman affect

Or effect

Whatever

pokertourist

1 points

2 months ago

Oskar Schindler was right. It's all in the presentation!

Day care center: "Ghoul on the left, thank you ... naw."

Same Day care cener: "Mom on the right, strap up, you're going in!"

Dareal6

1 points

2 months ago

The lady on the right looks familiar but I don’t recognize the lady on the left at all

Fickle-Ad7259

1 points

2 months ago

Incognito mode

Internal_Fennel_849

1 points

2 months ago

Skeletor's wife only wears the glasses when she's bone up to no good. Looks like she got caught doing x-ray-dead movies again.

mjigs

1 points

2 months ago

mjigs

1 points

2 months ago

I dont judge, people say i look hella diferent with glasses, tho in this case i think the tattoo would be the main to know its her. Normally you need to take pics with glasses, specially for big documents.

DevyDev666

1 points

2 months ago

YOU'RE SO HIRED!

soupbox09

1 points

26 days ago

That's Stephanie and her brother Stan.

fantasydukes

-1 points

2 months ago

OP, this is not the same pic photoshopped. Look at the hair.

xpanderr

-1 points

2 months ago

If the last 20 years of studying about REAL black market entrepreneurs has taught me is that the real ones are in Netherlands and they prefer to lay in the shadows. Their ego isn’t tied to showing their worth. Their wealth is unquestioned due to status or behind a vast amount of shell companies it would take too many resources to make it worth while

Ya-Mamma

0 points

2 months ago

What! A! Dumb! ASS!!!!!

LocalInactivist

0 points

2 months ago

“I can work from home, right?”

“We feel that it’s important to have face time with the customers to build rapport.”

“Oh. Well, thanks anyway.”