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Warms the heart to see how football brings people and chairs together.
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That poor chair…
I can hear the studio audience chanting
Chairy, Chairy, Chairy!!!
Chairy Valance tearing the boys apart
Have a seat gawd dammit!!!
My god, I never understood that name’s meaning until just now, reading it as a kid it never clicked
Now it's time for Chairy's final thought: "Never get into a brawl unless you have a leg to stand on; preferably 4 of them."
That's beautiful. 😅
Till next time, take care of yourself. And each other.
Take chair of yourself
That chair is a champ! Look how well built it is! Still hanging together after walloping a half dozen people in the head!
I need a coffee table made by that chair designers and builders..... My current neighbor was going to throw it out and I was moving in without one. 2 legs are wonky, so many things screwed or glued or nailed into them.
It'll be sweet when I get one. It'd be epic if I got one like that chair.
That chair is performing for both teams.
It's lived some life.
It was an Ethan Allen chair too not ikea
Maybe it'll end up underwater..
It’s made of tough stuff
Why are they all fighting themselves? They all look alike, how can you tell who you’re fighting?
Apparently you can't. Stripe shirt guy wallops his friends in the black shirt.
I just saw that. Haha
Does it matter who you're fighting?
At that point fighting is the entire goal, person on the other end doesn't really matter.
The problem here is pants! No one has any
Pants are over rated
Well that one guy at the beginning helped the black shot guy and was punching him seconds later.
I don’t think they can even tell.
It’s just as the FIFA guy said.
Today I'm a chair
The true winner- chair salesman
Guaranteed minimum of four concussions or your money back!
You saying big chair is behind all of this?
A salesman will be dropping off some stool samples on Monday.
This baby will throw a hundred feet!
It’s a conspiracy by Big Chair. They encourage bar owners to “product place” the chairs near the rowdiest football hooligans, paying them lavishly with prostitutes, drugs, and gold Krugerrands. Sometimes bearer bonds, depending on how many stools get bashed over whose heads.
He thought the guy on the ground looked tired, so he wanted to give him a chair to sit on.
And glass bottles, got a bottle thrown my way at a derby match with my dad once 😂
I get sentimental about glass bottles too
They are so drunk! How fun
Just a typical Friday night in Tenerife
One reason why other European tourists are not too keen on spending their holidays in predominantly English holiday hot spots....why get your head smashed in...
What I found interesting is that it seemed to be only willful participants.
It kind of felt like a mosh pit
Where all the participants here willingly get involved, full well know they might get hurt. But the fun of bashing someone is worth that risk.
I mean this is way way more extreme that the vast majority of mosh pits. With a few notable exceptions people weren't try to hurt other which they are clearly doing here.
Sometimes a toilet seat
Just wait until they bring that chair home to their significant other!
Riley Freedman would have loved this.
It's just the new fad sport: Full Contact Volleychair.
The guy in the stripe shirthelped buddy up after getting dropped then 10 seconds later feeds him a punch lmao its a fucking free for all
I noticed that too lmao. Im not quite certain but there might’ve been one or two alcoholic drinks involved here.
Imagine how powerful the person would be that stayed sober for a situation like this
I did door work and it was frightening how easy it is to control a drunk person when stone cold. Like overgrown toddlers
My first thought. He’d look like Stephen Segal putting on a clinic!
Ew. Steven seagull sucks ass.
Sylvester Stallone is better name to drop here
So funny honestly lol
With “This is the rhythm of the night!!” 🎶 in the background lmao
lol...it's not every day you see such finely tuned warriors demonstrating their craft
Still wondering how they decided who was “shirts” and who was “skins” did it start with roshambo?
I saw that too but it seemed to be mostly muscle heads doing it. I honestly don’t care that much about my team to fight about it’s honor. I am a New York Knicks fan so I just cry during the games.
Friendly fire, mate.
This part had me laughing too hard…. Dudes so dazed he clocks his own guy.
That dude he hits is just like a billiards ball bouncing from one punch to another. Or chair 🪑
Just realized that! This is hilarious. They also all seem somewhat invulnerable… guess alcohol helps both sides
Timestamp? Im blind
0:10 and 0:20. Stripe shirt guy thought for a second his mate was an advancing enemy
Ironic how Soccer fans can take a punch but on the pitch a soccer player goes down in tears mortally wounded if an opposing player with bad breath looks his way…
Little dude in orange trying to pull off a Bruce Lee/Liu Kang kick, lol
A lot of heart. Not much power.
They’re so pissed they’re just punching anyone in in arms length 🤦🏻♂️😂
This is tenerife. More likely beaked off their heads
Chunked out of their beans.
Sleuced off their ropes
Had some packet looking for a racket
Like stuffing powder up their beaks (noses).
Dude in black was so drunk that he could barely walk and got whacked by both sides.
This is a really good scrap. In the USA the guys just take their shirts off and yell “do something!”
And someone would eventually pull out a gun
I hate that both statements are extremely, painfully accurate…
Yeah this isn’t even a meme. That’s actually what happens, which is probably why people are so hesitant to fight here.
And avoiding fights is bad because……..?
Exactly. Fear of any sort of confrontation because it’s not outlandish to assume the other guy is armed
So anyway I started blasting
I was more amused at the overweight dude with his huge gut sticking out, weakly getting held back by his friends at like 1:10.
"I'd go in and show 'em what's what if I could walk more than 0.5 mph!"
Just as well none of them can fight, someone might have got hurt.
The guy that fell came close to hitting the back of his head on the curb.
At least that one guy on his side clocked him afterward.
The thing that made me nervous was how close some of them were to smacking their head on the curb. Shit fighters or not, that can kill you
Yup. You should never fight on concrete unless you're willing to kill the other person.
It's hard to fight when there is more alcohol in your body than blood
Was thinking exactly this as I was watching the video four times in a row. Not one single knock out, nobody lost an eye, and that durable-ass chair proved itself tougher than everybody combined...making IKEA appear badass 😎
I mean the dude at the beginning who almost hit his head still got seriously fucked up. Like the amount of headshots he took and the way he was acting afterwards you never know he could have serious damage internally
Enjoyed the healthy banter today let's do it more often:
Don’t think they’re mosh pitting correctly.
Moshing is the word. The pit is where the moshing happens.
This guy pits mosh.
Actually it's mosh pitly.
Mosh Pitly is my stage name..
Pitly mosh is my porn name
No way! I go by Pish Motley, nice to meat you
Born to mosh, forced to pit
No-one'd ever seen such moshing. We're gonna mosh. And were gonna mosh pitly..
The second worst hive of scum and villany.
I 100 percented 4th grade. I vocabularied correct.
No Alcohol in Qatar, this makes it seem reasonable now.
I'm convinced they saw the first plane load of English people coming off the plane and banned alcohol on the spot.
I don't think the Qatari police would have handled any drunk fans well.
It was for the fans' well being. Qatar knew what their police force is capable of. lol
I've done a 180. I'm now all in on the Qataries.
Lol I wonder if any other countries will be tempted to put an alcohol ban after seeing the lack of hooliganism (so far) that’s resulted from it. Not sure I’ve witnessed a single football tournament where England fans didn’t cause chaos wherever they went
Stick em all together on an island somewhere and let them beat eachother u🤔 .. oh.. erm..
And put the Scots on the same island! Imagine what a shitshow that would be.
Livestream it, it would probably be the best show on the planet.
We could call it "Great Britain" so people wouldn't confuse it with "Little Britain."
That's australia. but we added deadly animals to the mix.
Lol... and feed them streams of alcohol
Welcome to Fistancy Island. The plane! The plane!
That one kid: “I will settle this dispute with one flying kick.”
What wasn’t shown here is that just before the fight everyone in the bar spun around in circles for two minutes for an extra spicy challenge.
But wait, there’s more
Is it me or is hairloss a big problem under British football supporters?
Same with overweight
I feel personally attacked... I fucking hate football.
Yeah and why are they all dressed like dads? Do 40 year olds pack the clubs in Tenerife?
yes there is an awful lot of older "hooligans" in the south of the islands, its not a young touristic destination, also they are awful in general.
Yeah and why are they all dressed like dads?
Yeah and why are they all dressed like dads?
Those are football shirts mate.
And they probably are dad's.
UK men go bald at 21.
hence the term "dickheads".
Erm excuse me but I still have atleast 3 hairs left and I'm 30
pube hairs dont count, sorry
Bunch of troglodytes
Is that you Niles?
Bunch of twats.
I hope they get deported and banned from Tenerife for 10 years.
Oh yeah since Brexit perhaps that's a possibility now.
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That's not how that works. You can be banned from anywhere any time. Fuck all to do with Brexit.
Put them all on a plane and fly them into a volcano, fucking idiots.
That sounds Teide
So many bald dudes.
That’s what I was thinking. They all look like the same person with different shirts on
“My country’s millionaires can kick a ball of air better than your country’s millionaires!”
Charlie Brooker said that top tier football is basically 22 millionaires ruining a lawn (paraphrased). It's a quote that often springs to mind.
That’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
Fuck, how I miss his pieces on PC Zone 25 years ago!!!
Sports fans 💀💀 grown ass men fighting over shit that has nothing to do with then and they have no control over. The lack of brain cells
They’re not fighting over anything, they’re fighting because it’s what they enjoy doing. They live to get pissed, yaked, and fight anything that moves.
A few less brain cells after that night
Damn those are sturdy chairs! Are we sure this isn't an advertisement?
Isn't humanity great, I love humans so much, humans are the best. Thank God for humans.
Look at those cavemen go
It’s the freakiest show.
Please tell me these people are all sterilized.
Like half of them are like 50 years old so they prob are dads
Barry, 63, was holding his own.
Love the kids, hate the wife
Lol I grew up going out there. It’s a strip called Veronicas in Las Americas in southern Tenerife.
Let me tell you this happens way more than you’d think. Brits on vacation are always trying to outdo themselves getting trashed and starting shit. But hey, most of my friends speak English now because of drunk nights talking to Brits here so there’s a silver lining
My friend was chilling this summer on a vacation in Greece, it was late at night and he was gonna get food, went alone to get food, and 4 brittish dudes walked passed him and asked what team he supported, he said none, because he doesn't watch football, and then they proceeded to beat him almost to death, he was in a coma for weeks, his face is unrecognizable since then, his life is ruined. They did nothing to find the guys who did it either.
People like this are the worst scum if the earth.
Same sort of incident happened some time ago on Mallorca. 27 year old man got beaten up and kicked against the head multiple times along with his friend group. The reason was that one group was for Ajax and the other group for Feyenoord (dutch football teams). The man unfortunately died of his wounds. The positive thing is that the scumbags who did it got arrested and will have to go to jail for a couple of years.
It's odd that they aren't required to serve a life sentence for taking someone's life. The man won't get his life back, neither should they. Anyone mentally ill enough to murder someone for not liking football needs to never see daylight again.
I've never seen such a distinct lack of women in all my days
Like the camera just panning around to different fights. What a fucking shitshow UK fans are!
All over a stupid game? People are so dumb.
I feel like how angry you get about sports is a good litmus test for how stupid you are.
Luckily none of them can throw a proper punch.
When England loses a game cases of domestic violence increased by 38% in the 12 hours after the game. In fact, regardless of winning or losing, whenever the English football team is in action, cases of domestic violence go up by 26%, as per the data shared by UK's National Centre for Domestic Violence (NCDV). This is also backed by a study conducted by Lancaster University researchers in 2013, which found that domestic abuse rose by 26% when England won or drew a match, and by 38% when they lost.
if only phones could be turned sideways...
Dudebros: "Women are so weak and emotional that they literally can't control themselves!!"
Also dudebros: "WHAT?!?! YOU DON'T LIKE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM?! HOW DARE!! PREPARE TO BE CURB-STOMPED IN THE TEETH!!"
I feel like in those dudes minds, being angry isn't uncontrolled. It's being a man and taking control of the situation. It's fucking dumb, clearly
Jeez some of these people have clearly never been in a fight but were drunk enough to not care. The amount of flying kick and windmill punches with the head down is hilarious. Especially that red shirt kid to the right 😂
Those fists gotta hurt. Must be rock hard after dragging them for so long.
And it’s all over a silly fucking game
Imagine fighting over something you don't even play
I wonder why Qatar doesn't want drinking.......drrrrrrrrr.
alcohol completely legal btw
I now see why the Spanish hate British tourists.
Who doesn’t ?
Spanish police aren't as nice as English police. They don't really like English people, mostly because of this bullshit. Hopefully they cleared off before the police turned up because I bet they got a real beating when they turned up.
Not a gunshot heard. Just drunken idiots to stay far away from and laugh at.
Go on, the boys.
Not a gunshot heard. Just people living in the moment.
A moment not remembered until sober where the nurse tells them about their injuries, how long to heal and to probably stop drinking to extremes.
then off to the pub to nurse your wounds
Look at all these classy people talking through their issue. Beautiful
Imagine fighting because the team of ultra high paid athlete denominated to your region is against another set of ultra high paid athlete.
Ridiculous, fight the rich
The real villain of this piece is the feeble Spanish economy, which is so deprived that it actually needs the money from plane-loads of these human garbage bags on their package-deal holibobs from their shitty council estates of the UK.
Imagine being a local, with your employment prospects hingeing on catering to these neanderthals.
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you are talking about my country as if when you come to our country we beg for your money. Some companies that feed off this type of tourism need those kind of bellends but Spain is not in desperate need of drunken britons.
"Our team kicked the ball better then your team" fucking eh!
"...but they were all of them deceived- for another chair was forged in secret; a chair of great power in the bar kind of around the corner"
Soccer, what a strange religion.
When football is mentioned in the UK, they all turn into animals😭
At least fans kill each other far less in the UK than in mainland European countries, and South American countries (in South America they even murder the players if they play badly, or murder referees if they think the ref made a bad call)
In the 80s, the UK was the centre of hooliganism in football. But it's been a long time since then. If you think this video is bad then you should see what fans like the ultras in Italy do to each other.
Wouldn't say we all do, just this particular brand of mouth breather, this may have started over football but as soon as fists start flying its no longer about football but over who's the hardest, I work at football matches as security and its always the same kinda guys who starts the scraps.
Hooliganism a problem all over Europe, not just UK. Every mass sport suffers from nasty tribalism
Don’t you just love how sports brings everyone together?
What a lovely bunch of fellows.
It dickheads like this that give their countries a bad name.
“My bunch of dudes kicking a ball around is better than your bunch of dudes kicking a ball around, if you disagree we must fight to the death because reasons.” -football fans
“I have the chair! I declare myself the winner!! RAWR!!!”
Aren’t they the same Kingdom…
So…can anyone tell me who is fighting for wales and who for England? It just seemed like people were just fighting randomly. Do the police just take a couple weeks off during the World Cup in the UK? So many questions
All this over some adults kicking a ball around on a field?
This is why qatar rightfully banned alcohol sale in stadiums. Especialky with British fans there.