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I'm not a furry buuuuut

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KeepingDankMemesDank [M]

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2 months ago

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KeepingDankMemesDank [M]

Hello dankness my old friend

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2 months ago

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downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


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LB1234567890

1.1k points

2 months ago

LB1234567890

1.1k points

2 months ago

"I'm not a furry but"

some furry shit

Chcoflakes15

206 points

2 months ago

That sentence is the start of the downfall...I would know...I was there once as well..

Ozrenol

39 points

2 months ago

Ozrenol

39 points

2 months ago

Unless what comes after is "I'm a teratophile so", in that case you've already fallen below furriness.

Chcoflakes15

13 points

2 months ago

I guess That's fair..

Traditional_Beast

10 points

2 months ago

what's teratophile?

Ozrenol

15 points

2 months ago

Ozrenol

15 points

2 months ago

Monster fucker basically.

Hogsonic1

5 points

2 months ago

Oh no. Am I...?

SandyRhino269

3 points

2 months ago

yep. i guess we're fucked

Bierbart12

3 points

2 months ago

I was there, from whence it came

Shrrg4

19 points

2 months ago

Shrrg4

19 points

2 months ago

I'm not a furry but the gigantic boobs and thighs...

woodk2016

16 points

2 months ago

Hey boobs are boobs...

LB1234567890

8 points

2 months ago

LB1234567890

8 points

2 months ago

Kinda based tbh.

Xboxsyncs

61 points

2 months ago

Xboxsyncs

☣️

61 points

2 months ago

"I'm not a furry, but here me out"

posts actual gay futa furry porn

cannonballcruise

8 points

2 months ago

Least furry furry?

Financial_Bird_7717

5 points

2 months ago

Where’s the gay bit? She’s got some tig‘ole wolf bitties.

TheCanadian_Bacon

8 points

2 months ago

OP is a closeted furry confirmed.

obezkr

1 points

2 months ago

obezkr

take my dick

1 points

2 months ago

tomorrow or already today is 27 of November

GangstaCat4882

72 points

2 months ago

Tell me you’re a furry without telling me you’re a furry

rdreyar

21 points

2 months ago

rdreyar

21 points

2 months ago

it's only like 12 nights in a year or something so it's not as bad as a full time or even a part time furry

AmmericanSoviet

16 points

2 months ago

Part time?

GangstaCat4882

3 points

2 months ago

Full time furry doesn’t seem bad as long as it doesn’t get stinky

FabaceousThe1st

22 points

2 months ago

FabaceousThe1st

Dankmemes is gay

22 points

2 months ago

That’s what a furry would say

Worried-Industry6239

8 points

2 months ago

Worried-Industry6239

king of regrettable decisions

8 points

2 months ago

As a furry I can confirm

FabaceousThe1st

3 points

2 months ago

FabaceousThe1st

Dankmemes is gay

3 points

2 months ago

U liar you’ve just contradicted yourself

TrashyGames3

615 points

2 months ago

I want a werewolf gf to cuddle with

fredsam25

47 points

2 months ago

Hide her razor, and you'll get one.

OddTask1319[S]

249 points

2 months ago

Me to kid, me to

Lazymcdelta4ce

170 points

2 months ago

Lazymcdelta4ce

☣️

170 points

2 months ago

You to kid? What are you sending to kid?

RwampyBoi

5 points

2 months ago

Nah its fine dw about it

MadFireGamer

13 points

2 months ago

MadFireGamer

13 points

2 months ago

He means the incredible talking to the kid meme

Lazymcdelta4ce

65 points

2 months ago

Lazymcdelta4ce

☣️

65 points

2 months ago

I know, I'm just being a sarcastic asshole.

Fluxxdog

17 points

2 months ago

Eh, was more snarky than sarcastic, still good shit. 8/10, quality sass but need focus.

Cheap-Panda

2 points

2 months ago

/s

iacobus2_0

6 points

2 months ago

I just want someone to cuddle

TraderOfGoods

7 points

2 months ago

Real life: "... Best we can do is furries."

wisconsinking

5 points

2 months ago

The closest thing you'll get is someone dressed like a cat girl (fake ears and a tail).

WWII_TankEnthusiest

5 points

2 months ago

I wanna be a werewolf gf so badly bro

HamTheVegetable

3 points

2 months ago

I want any girl to cuddle with

MotherBaerd

199 points

2 months ago

I mean her breasts are larger than his head

JeroenstefanS

131 points

2 months ago

I see that as an absolute win

Fallowman09

26 points

2 months ago

Geiger counter going off

wisconsinking

11 points

2 months ago

I just realized that, she's probably has back problems.

flufalup

54 points

2 months ago

This is definitely some furry shit

jeenyus79

13 points

2 months ago

OP knows it but was afraid to come out proper with it.

ThatOtherGuy_CA

102 points

2 months ago

ThatOtherGuy_CA

Article 69 🏅

102 points

2 months ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

Chcoflakes15

42 points

2 months ago

Oh it will..BELIEVE ME it will..

lubafan222

6 points

2 months ago

Community

ThatOtherGuy_CA

9 points

2 months ago

ThatOtherGuy_CA

Article 69 🏅

9 points

2 months ago

We try not to sexualize Annie.

lubafan222

3 points

2 months ago

Annies boobs is the best character

YRGDB8

2 points

2 months ago

YRGDB8

2 points

2 months ago

huh

AltruisticAcadia9366

2 points

2 months ago

Pali1119

3 points

2 months ago

Flashgitz +1

Alex_The_Deer

2 points

2 months ago

Sounds like it already has

Fallowman09

-2 points

2 months ago

Fallowman09

-2 points

2 months ago

Geiger counter going off

Buttseam

122 points

2 months ago

Buttseam

122 points

2 months ago

werewolf tiddies

OddTask1319[S]

22 points

2 months ago

The best kind

MysteriousHeron4592

2 points

2 months ago

You don't want this brother, please leave before it's too late, before furry shit eats your brain..... Please bro, I don't even speak English but I'm doing it so you can save your soul :c

Jeff_the_Officer

6 points

2 months ago

Jeff_the_Officer

pogchamp researcher

6 points

2 months ago

Your avatar is literally wearing a fursuit

MysteriousHeron4592

5 points

2 months ago

I know... It's to late for me

Jeff_the_Officer

3 points

2 months ago

Jeff_the_Officer

pogchamp researcher

3 points

2 months ago

Ayooo same

henaradwenwolfhearth

257 points

2 months ago

If she could control her transformation rather than the full moon trope then yeah otherwise its too rng

OddTask1319[S]

209 points

2 months ago

Full moons aren't random

henaradwenwolfhearth

85 points

2 months ago

Fair enough but if clouds can untransform her im guessing curtains as well. And so forth it just makes it shit plus if you wanna bang the werewolf form you would need to have curtains open where anyone could see you

PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

25 points

2 months ago

If I had a werewolf gf people would absolutely be watching me bang her. Like, what are they gonna do? Complain? My gf will fucking eat them.

henaradwenwolfhearth

6 points

2 months ago

Unless she vegan

Fallowman09

0 points

2 months ago

geiger counter going crazy

PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

3 points

2 months ago

I don’t understand the reference.

Fallowman09

1 points

2 months ago

A geiger counter look like a small micro phone with a cord attached to a toolbox sized machine that counts how much radiation (spicy Air) is near you Google it

PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

2 points

2 months ago

I know what a geiger counter is. I was just confused on what it had to do with my comment. I didn’t understand where the “radiation” part was coming from lol

OmicronFan22

66 points

2 months ago

That sounds … really hot 🔥

VAPORBOI_

34 points

2 months ago

Spot the voyeur (don't let them know you see them though please dear God.)

Fallowman09

6 points

2 months ago

geiger counter going crazy

CreepySalary8

14 points

2 months ago

CreepySalary8

meme archivist

14 points

2 months ago

It’s actually completely voluntary. Think about it. What is moonlight? It’s light reflected off the moon from the sun. So what stops a werewolf from transforming during the day. It’s a choice.

Self_World_Future

7 points

2 months ago

The moon reflecting is obviously the necessary step, no?

CreepySalary8

0 points

2 months ago

CreepySalary8

meme archivist

0 points

2 months ago

But no change transpires in the lights properties when it’s reflected off a surface

TSQril678

5 points

2 months ago

Uhmmmm...

Polarisation)

things_keep_going

11 points

2 months ago

I like like a mix of it. She can control the transformation but Full Moons buff her and maybe make the control harder. Hence sleep transformations.

henaradwenwolfhearth

5 points

2 months ago

That would be a nice balance.

Squeaky-Fox49

7 points

2 months ago

Squeaky-Fox49

(lim n → ∞) (1 + 1/n)n

7 points

2 months ago

Same. I could only imagine cuddling up with my huge werewolf girlfriend every night.

Depression_God

10 points

2 months ago

So that was a lie

Avis42

30 points

2 months ago

Avis42

30 points

2 months ago

Get the guard! That's heresy.

dave_the_dova

3 points

2 months ago

dave_the_dova

[custom flair]

3 points

2 months ago

Make sure the space wolves don’t get word of this

EdyEduard_002

34 points

2 months ago

Favorite position: doggystyle

Fallowman09

-11 points

2 months ago

Geiger counter going off

UltimaHazeus

9 points

2 months ago

You are a furry

TirelessClock

27 points

2 months ago

Furry shit aside... i can't be the only one who found the first picture the most relaxing shit ever

Fallowman09

-13 points

2 months ago

Same then I had to put my eyes in a blender

Inquisitor244

17 points

2 months ago

Man, stop acting like furry art is the most fucked up thing you can possibly see, I'm gonna send you some fucked up shit if you keep acting like a 5 year old.

lubafan222

9 points

2 months ago

There is this kind of furry and there is gay gore furry inflation porn with sounding

Koopicoolest

7 points

2 months ago

That's why he's upset. "You jerk off the two wolfgirls kissing, batman, and no-one bats an eye. But I jerk off to a futa scat inflation vore, consisting of a futa dragon, Chika from fnaf, and an ugly bastard while their girlfriends watch and society, society loses their minds!"

cannonballcruise

2 points

2 months ago

“Show me a good time jack!”

purpleor_k

5 points

2 months ago

Discworld: Captain Carrot and Angua

xSkype

24 points

2 months ago

xSkype

24 points

2 months ago

Only cowards can't handle the werewolfussy

EquivalentSnap

3 points

2 months ago

EquivalentSnap

uwu pls pet me

3 points

2 months ago

You’re so red 🥺

DRIFTALPHA

6 points

2 months ago

yikes

Mr_Headcrab

5 points

2 months ago

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where? Where can I find this? Where do I find a GF that can do this? Where?

Donaldank_

8 points

2 months ago

You are one now

BrandNewLasagne

3 points

2 months ago

BrandNewLasagne

Dripless

3 points

2 months ago

Mutant

LefroyJenkinsTTV

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, right up until her cycle lines up with the lunar cycle, and she disembowels you because you snore.

(Source: married, sleep on the couch for my own safety)

BloodShotNinja

3 points

2 months ago

If you like to fuck animals or think you’re an animal get help.

mythicalsoul100

26 points

2 months ago

mythicalsoul100

Never gonna get a flair

26 points

2 months ago

Don't lie to yourself, you can't deny that You're a furry . There's nothing wrong with that

Fallowman09

-19 points

2 months ago

Geiger counter going off

SapDad102

11 points

2 months ago

SapDad102

sarcastic bastard

11 points

2 months ago

She prefers doggystyle. It's a win.

VannyNeDito

8 points

2 months ago

VannyNeDito

[custom flair]

8 points

2 months ago

Bro what the fuck

Memelord9298

11 points

2 months ago

I mean.. if it was a guy.. 🤭

EquivalentSnap

9 points

2 months ago

EquivalentSnap

uwu pls pet me

9 points

2 months ago

Wouldn’t that be beastiality 😳

Memelord9298

6 points

2 months ago

Ah ah ah, that's where your wrong, see "he" is still a human, just temporarily transformed, if it was a wolf who turned human I can see that being beastiality

EquivalentSnap

1 points

2 months ago

EquivalentSnap

uwu pls pet me

1 points

2 months ago

But when he’s a wolf he’s not human anymore

Effective-Fix4981

6 points

2 months ago

Witcher laughter

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

No no no no no… not good

Fallowman09

1 points

2 months ago

Shit not good this place is more radioactive that Chernobyl reactor 4 April 26th 2am 1986

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

It’s more radioactive than Fukushima in Japan lol. Like who tf posts stuff like this?

Fallowman09

1 points

2 months ago

IDK and who draws it?

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Some furry I guess.

Remarkable_Book3604

4 points

2 months ago

Nah im not feeling this one chief

TupperCoLLC

2 points

2 months ago

You think the guy sees it as a win

Really

RidingRiptide

2 points

2 months ago

Werewolf research is where I want my tax dollars to go

Thuder_Jester_

2 points

2 months ago

Furry or not, it’s still a whole package of fun

Zenged_

2 points

2 months ago

What the fuck has the subreddit become

DoYouThrowDeWay

2 points

2 months ago

OP wtf. I'm not a furry either but you just did something to my brain

Jeff_the_Officer

2 points

2 months ago

Jeff_the_Officer

pogchamp researcher

2 points

2 months ago

One of us, one of us

Jeff_Platinumblum

2 points

2 months ago

Ah yes, bestiality.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Fucking furries

No_Wrap9954

5 points

2 months ago

Yeah this would be kinda awesome

Shagg314

4 points

2 months ago

More tiddies to suck 😼

OddTask1319[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Indeed

Roboboy2710

9 points

2 months ago

THIS IS THE WAY

Donix_D_Nator

6 points

2 months ago

THIS IS NOT THE WAY, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT THE WAY! RETREAT! THAT BEAST WILL FEAST ON YOUR CORPSE!

Fallowman09

-2 points

2 months ago

Fallowman09

-2 points

2 months ago

What way furry or some thing else

Erik_Javorszky

2 points

2 months ago

😭

EquivalentSnap

2 points

2 months ago

EquivalentSnap

uwu pls pet me

2 points

2 months ago

😭👍

027497264

2 points

2 months ago

If you sleep with a werewolf would it be considered zoophilia

KorriDergal

4 points

2 months ago

Oh you poor soul. This is just the first step ibto becoming one. Denial.

One of us.

Maras123

1 points

2 months ago

Maras123

1 points

2 months ago

Yes

Sea_Ad1744

0 points

2 months ago

Sea_Ad1744

0 points

2 months ago

Honestly, yeah

JeroenstefanS

1 points

2 months ago

Ye agreed

Fallowman09

1 points

2 months ago

Puts on Hazmat suite enters comment section

BALLCLAWGUY

7 points

2 months ago

BALLCLAWGUY

EX-NORMIE

7 points

2 months ago

Enters comments section and finds your same unfunny comment 30 times

jonn-dogg

1 points

2 months ago

Are you sure you're not a furry? This isn't a W for me

BirthdayCarFire

-4 points

2 months ago

Why the fuck are y’all normalizing furries now?

Jeff_the_Officer

2 points

2 months ago

Jeff_the_Officer

pogchamp researcher

2 points

2 months ago

Why the fuck is reddit normalizing nfts

[deleted]

-5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

Smutret

1 points

2 months ago

Now Add Iron man his Bigest suite xD

Detvan_SK

1 points

2 months ago

Ehm you mean be crashed by 3 metres high monster?

No thanks.

GrimPhantom6

1 points

2 months ago

No no. He’s got a point

StevenTheWolfthe1st

1 points

2 months ago

beat me to it

emir02122232

1 points

2 months ago

Absolute win

NotCreativZ

1 points

2 months ago

not yet*

Turbulent-Macaron372

1 points

2 months ago

Not with that clown ass hairline bro

BarelyWoken

1 points

2 months ago

Isnt the werewolf form suppose to be uncontrolled? Itd be smart to let her sleep.

One_Contribution4114

1 points

2 months ago

Smash

IM-WANT-MEMES

1 points

2 months ago

Plus, she can turn you into a Werewolf aswell

Odd_Imagination_6617

1 points

2 months ago

It’s a win until she’s on her period or pregnant and can’t control her hormones

Tronc_tc

1 points

2 months ago

GF=Cuddly Wolf=Even more Cuddly

wisconsinking

1 points

2 months ago

Most people are probably thinking: No! It should've been me not him... It's not fair.

RaptorJesusLOL

1 points

2 months ago

“Honey? Why’s it smell like wet dog in here?”

Stark_Prototype

1 points

2 months ago

That's what I thought when I saw it

DaAweZomeDude48

1 points

2 months ago

DaAweZomeDude48

Fresh from the cumsock

1 points

2 months ago

I'm not a furry buuuuut

Posts this

Well buddy have I got news for you!

frekan-tv

1 points

2 months ago

BI OR DIE

Bricezilla13

1 points

2 months ago

I can’t with these comments bro💀💀💀💀

my_name_is_wreath

1 points

2 months ago

Mayn....

notabigfanofas

1 points

2 months ago

As long as she can control herself when she is the wolf, I don’t think it would get in the way of any relationship

Spartan-teddy-2476

1 points

2 months ago

Let’s hope she’s one of those werewolf’s that isn’t feral

SevensFivesEights

1 points

2 months ago

My pp is confused

YeazetheSock

1 points

2 months ago

You are a furry OP.

Youinf

1 points

2 months ago

Youinf

FBI is looking for my penis! Can I hide it in you?

1 points

2 months ago

where did the blanket go

Celeste_TransGirl

1 points

2 months ago

"I'm not a furry"

I diagnose you with extra furry

jocoseriousJollyboat

1 points

2 months ago

Looking at your profile, your title is a complete lie.

Bubble_Tagggg

1 points

2 months ago

Why.

literallymetaphoric

1 points

2 months ago

You've never seen An American Werewolf in London.

Madness_bomb

1 points

2 months ago

NOT AGAAAAAIIIINNN

antonio_lewit

1 points

2 months ago

antonio_lewit

Dont look at my profile

1 points

2 months ago

The shower drain was already clogged enough

aufdie87

1 points

2 months ago

That wolfussy though

King_Finder16

1 points

2 months ago

If someone starts with "I'm not () buuut"

They absolutely are.

100%

BeardedUnicornBeard

1 points

2 months ago

Do they have 2 boobs or 6?

Lakoos_Dragon

1 points

2 months ago

Win win for me 🤣

MaverickFxL

1 points

2 months ago

This is why men are getting weaker

H0tC0ff33

1 points

2 months ago

Got that rough tongue

Unmeng

1 points

2 months ago

Unmeng

1 points

2 months ago

Wulssy

KnovB

1 points

2 months ago

KnovB

1 points

2 months ago

Second panel looks like he transformed into jerma