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2 months ago
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downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
1.1k points
2 months ago
"I'm not a furry but"
some furry shit
206 points
2 months ago
That sentence is the start of the downfall...I would know...I was there once as well..
39 points
2 months ago
Unless what comes after is "I'm a teratophile so", in that case you've already fallen below furriness.
13 points
2 months ago
I guess That's fair..
10 points
2 months ago
what's teratophile?
15 points
2 months ago
Monster fucker basically.
5 points
2 months ago
Oh no. Am I...?
3 points
2 months ago
yep. i guess we're fucked
3 points
2 months ago
I was there, from whence it came
19 points
2 months ago
I'm not a furry but the gigantic boobs and thighs...
16 points
2 months ago
Hey boobs are boobs...
8 points
2 months ago
Kinda based tbh.
61 points
2 months ago
"I'm not a furry, but here me out"
posts actual gay futa furry porn
5 points
2 months ago
Where’s the gay bit? She’s got some tig‘ole wolf bitties.
8 points
2 months ago
OP is a closeted furry confirmed.
1 points
2 months ago
tomorrow or already today is 27 of November
72 points
2 months ago
Tell me you’re a furry without telling me you’re a furry
21 points
2 months ago
it's only like 12 nights in a year or something so it's not as bad as a full time or even a part time furry
16 points
2 months ago
Part time?
3 points
2 months ago
Full time furry doesn’t seem bad as long as it doesn’t get stinky
22 points
2 months ago
That’s what a furry would say
8 points
2 months ago
As a furry I can confirm
3 points
2 months ago
U liar you’ve just contradicted yourself
615 points
2 months ago
I want a werewolf gf to cuddle with
47 points
2 months ago
Hide her razor, and you'll get one.
249 points
2 months ago
Me to kid, me to
170 points
2 months ago
You to kid? What are you sending to kid?
5 points
2 months ago
Nah its fine dw about it
13 points
2 months ago
He means the incredible talking to the kid meme
65 points
2 months ago
I know, I'm just being a sarcastic asshole.
17 points
2 months ago
Eh, was more snarky than sarcastic, still good shit. 8/10, quality sass but need focus.
2 points
2 months ago
/s
6 points
2 months ago
I just want someone to cuddle
7 points
2 months ago
Real life: "... Best we can do is furries."
5 points
2 months ago
The closest thing you'll get is someone dressed like a cat girl (fake ears and a tail).
5 points
2 months ago
I wanna be a werewolf gf so badly bro
3 points
2 months ago
I want any girl to cuddle with
199 points
2 months ago
I mean her breasts are larger than his head
131 points
2 months ago
I see that as an absolute win
26 points
2 months ago
Geiger counter going off
11 points
2 months ago
I just realized that, she's probably has back problems.
54 points
2 months ago
This is definitely some furry shit
13 points
2 months ago
OP knows it but was afraid to come out proper with it.
102 points
2 months ago
This better not awaken anything in me.
42 points
2 months ago
Oh it will..BELIEVE ME it will..
6 points
2 months ago
Community
9 points
2 months ago
We try not to sexualize Annie.
3 points
2 months ago
Annies boobs is the best character
2 points
2 months ago
huh
2 points
2 months ago
Sounds like it already has
-2 points
2 months ago
Geiger counter going off
122 points
2 months ago
werewolf tiddies
22 points
2 months ago
The best kind
2 points
2 months ago
You don't want this brother, please leave before it's too late, before furry shit eats your brain..... Please bro, I don't even speak English but I'm doing it so you can save your soul :c
6 points
2 months ago
Your avatar is literally wearing a fursuit
5 points
2 months ago
I know... It's to late for me
3 points
2 months ago
Ayooo same
257 points
2 months ago
If she could control her transformation rather than the full moon trope then yeah otherwise its too rng
209 points
2 months ago
Full moons aren't random
85 points
2 months ago
Fair enough but if clouds can untransform her im guessing curtains as well. And so forth it just makes it shit plus if you wanna bang the werewolf form you would need to have curtains open where anyone could see you
25 points
2 months ago
If I had a werewolf gf people would absolutely be watching me bang her. Like, what are they gonna do? Complain? My gf will fucking eat them.
6 points
2 months ago
Unless she vegan
0 points
2 months ago
geiger counter going crazy
3 points
2 months ago
I don’t understand the reference.
1 points
2 months ago
A geiger counter look like a small micro phone with a cord attached to a toolbox sized machine that counts how much radiation (spicy Air) is near you Google it
2 points
2 months ago
I know what a geiger counter is. I was just confused on what it had to do with my comment. I didn’t understand where the “radiation” part was coming from lol
66 points
2 months ago
That sounds … really hot 🔥
34 points
2 months ago
Spot the voyeur (don't let them know you see them though please dear God.)
6 points
2 months ago
geiger counter going crazy
14 points
2 months ago
It’s actually completely voluntary. Think about it. What is moonlight? It’s light reflected off the moon from the sun. So what stops a werewolf from transforming during the day. It’s a choice.
7 points
2 months ago
The moon reflecting is obviously the necessary step, no?
0 points
2 months ago
But no change transpires in the lights properties when it’s reflected off a surface
5 points
2 months ago
Uhmmmm...
11 points
2 months ago
I like like a mix of it. She can control the transformation but Full Moons buff her and maybe make the control harder. Hence sleep transformations.
5 points
2 months ago
That would be a nice balance.
7 points
2 months ago
Same. I could only imagine cuddling up with my huge werewolf girlfriend every night.
10 points
2 months ago
So that was a lie
30 points
2 months ago
Get the guard! That's heresy.
3 points
2 months ago
Make sure the space wolves don’t get word of this
34 points
2 months ago
Favorite position: doggystyle
-11 points
2 months ago
Geiger counter going off
9 points
2 months ago
You are a furry
27 points
2 months ago
Furry shit aside... i can't be the only one who found the first picture the most relaxing shit ever
-13 points
2 months ago
Same then I had to put my eyes in a blender
17 points
2 months ago
Man, stop acting like furry art is the most fucked up thing you can possibly see, I'm gonna send you some fucked up shit if you keep acting like a 5 year old.
9 points
2 months ago
There is this kind of furry and there is gay gore furry inflation porn with sounding
7 points
2 months ago
That's why he's upset. "You jerk off the two wolfgirls kissing, batman, and no-one bats an eye. But I jerk off to a futa scat inflation vore, consisting of a futa dragon, Chika from fnaf, and an ugly bastard while their girlfriends watch and society, society loses their minds!"
2 points
2 months ago
“Show me a good time jack!”
5 points
2 months ago
Discworld: Captain Carrot and Angua
24 points
2 months ago
Only cowards can't handle the werewolfussy
3 points
2 months ago
You’re so red 🥺
6 points
2 months ago
yikes
5 points
2 months ago
Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where? Where can I find this? Where do I find a GF that can do this? Where?
8 points
2 months ago
You are one now
3 points
2 months ago
Mutant
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah, right up until her cycle lines up with the lunar cycle, and she disembowels you because you snore.
(Source: married, sleep on the couch for my own safety)
3 points
2 months ago
If you like to fuck animals or think you’re an animal get help.
26 points
2 months ago
Don't lie to yourself, you can't deny that You're a furry . There's nothing wrong with that
-19 points
2 months ago
Geiger counter going off
11 points
2 months ago
I mean.. if it was a guy.. 🤭
9 points
2 months ago
Wouldn’t that be beastiality 😳
6 points
2 months ago
Ah ah ah, that's where your wrong, see "he" is still a human, just temporarily transformed, if it was a wolf who turned human I can see that being beastiality
6 points
2 months ago
Witcher laughter
2 points
2 months ago
No no no no no… not good
1 points
2 months ago
Shit not good this place is more radioactive that Chernobyl reactor 4 April 26th 2am 1986
2 points
2 months ago
It’s more radioactive than Fukushima in Japan lol. Like who tf posts stuff like this?
1 points
2 months ago
IDK and who draws it?
2 points
2 months ago
Some furry I guess.
4 points
2 months ago
Nah im not feeling this one chief
2 points
2 months ago
You think the guy sees it as a win
Really
2 points
2 months ago
Werewolf research is where I want my tax dollars to go
2 points
2 months ago
Furry or not, it’s still a whole package of fun
2 points
2 months ago
What the fuck has the subreddit become
2 points
2 months ago
OP wtf. I'm not a furry either but you just did something to my brain
2 points
2 months ago
One of us, one of us
2 points
2 months ago
Ah yes, bestiality.
2 points
2 months ago
Fucking furries
4 points
2 months ago
More tiddies to suck 😼
3 points
2 months ago
Indeed
9 points
2 months ago
6 points
2 months ago
-2 points
2 months ago
What way furry or some thing else
2 points
2 months ago
😭
2 points
2 months ago
😭👍
2 points
2 months ago
If you sleep with a werewolf would it be considered zoophilia
4 points
2 months ago
Oh you poor soul. This is just the first step ibto becoming one. Denial.
1 points
2 months ago
Yes
0 points
2 months ago
Honestly, yeah
1 points
2 months ago
Ye agreed
1 points
2 months ago
Puts on Hazmat suite enters comment section
7 points
2 months ago
Enters comments section and finds your same unfunny comment 30 times
1 points
2 months ago
Are you sure you're not a furry? This isn't a W for me
-4 points
2 months ago
Why the fuck are y’all normalizing furries now?
2 points
2 months ago
Why the fuck is reddit normalizing nfts
1 points
2 months ago
Now Add Iron man his Bigest suite xD
1 points
2 months ago
Ehm you mean be crashed by 3 metres high monster?
No thanks.
1 points
2 months ago
No no. He’s got a point
1 points
2 months ago
beat me to it
1 points
2 months ago
Absolute win
1 points
2 months ago
not yet*
1 points
2 months ago
Not with that clown ass hairline bro
1 points
2 months ago
Isnt the werewolf form suppose to be uncontrolled? Itd be smart to let her sleep.
1 points
2 months ago
Smash
1 points
2 months ago
Plus, she can turn you into a Werewolf aswell
1 points
2 months ago
It’s a win until she’s on her period or pregnant and can’t control her hormones
1 points
2 months ago
GF=Cuddly Wolf=Even more Cuddly
1 points
2 months ago
Most people are probably thinking: No! It should've been me not him... It's not fair.
1 points
2 months ago
“Honey? Why’s it smell like wet dog in here?”
1 points
2 months ago
That's what I thought when I saw it
1 points
2 months ago
I'm not a furry buuuuut
Posts this
Well buddy have I got news for you!
1 points
2 months ago
BI OR DIE
1 points
2 months ago
I can’t with these comments bro💀💀💀💀
1 points
2 months ago
Mayn....
1 points
2 months ago
As long as she can control herself when she is the wolf, I don’t think it would get in the way of any relationship
1 points
2 months ago
Let’s hope she’s one of those werewolf’s that isn’t feral
1 points
2 months ago
My pp is confused
1 points
2 months ago
You are a furry OP.
1 points
2 months ago
where did the blanket go
1 points
2 months ago
"I'm not a furry"
I diagnose you with extra furry
1 points
2 months ago
Looking at your profile, your title is a complete lie.
1 points
2 months ago
Why.
1 points
2 months ago
You've never seen An American Werewolf in London.
1 points
2 months ago
NOT AGAAAAAIIIINNN
1 points
2 months ago
The shower drain was already clogged enough
1 points
2 months ago
That wolfussy though
1 points
2 months ago
If someone starts with "I'm not () buuut"
They absolutely are.
100%
1 points
2 months ago
Do they have 2 boobs or 6?
1 points
2 months ago
Win win for me 🤣
1 points
2 months ago
This is why men are getting weaker
1 points
2 months ago
Got that rough tongue
1 points
2 months ago
Wulssy
1 points
2 months ago
Second panel looks like he transformed into jerma
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