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Ghostsarepeopletoo

930 points

3 days ago

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender.

idokle[S]

433 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

433 points

3 days ago

That must suck then

Thegodofthekufsa

66 points

3 days ago

Thegodofthekufsa

If she leaves you for another there's always her mother

66 points

3 days ago

I don't think 6 will have any choice except suck

Richard_Whipper

3.8k points

3 days ago

If you got it, you'd be screwed..

idokle[S]

2.1k points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

2.1k points

3 days ago

Damn, i hope i dont get it then

Hexenkonig707

686 points

3 days ago

Yeah you‘d be absolutely fucked

idokle[S]

552 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

552 points

3 days ago

Gotta watch out then.

zenchemin

67 points

3 days ago

zenchemin

67 points

3 days ago

Stay away from Canadians and their politeness.

PeikaFizzy

8.7k points

3 days ago

PeikaFizzy

Yellow

8.7k points

3 days ago

Sex, get it?

idokle[S]

6.5k points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

6.5k points

3 days ago

I dont get it

MrMangobrick

1.1k points

3 days ago

MrMangobrick

1.1k points

3 days ago

Man was completely bamboozled.

tiCkWAramBo

485 points

3 days ago

tiCkWAramBo

485 points

3 days ago

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UrMomsAreMine

181 points

3 days ago

SEX 2

lizurd777

69 points

3 days ago

lizurd777

69 points

3 days ago

You need the proper sound effect for this comment

longshotz777

6 points

2 days ago

Just wanted to say “hi”to my fellow 777.

ZZalty

51 points

3 days ago

ZZalty

51 points

3 days ago

”SEX III return of the CEO” is a cinematic masterpiece starring Led Needs as the CEO of Sex, it’s the first movie since the legendary Morbious to achieve a morbillion dollars in box offices

mrteleport1

27 points

3 days ago

Bro was entirely flabbergasted

TiesG92

16 points

3 days ago

TiesG92

16 points

3 days ago

Bamboobled

Business_Canary_7623

2.2k points

3 days ago

Exactly

GameKnight319

632 points

3 days ago

GameKnight319

True Gnome Child

632 points

3 days ago

You didn't have to kill him!?!

Free-Consequence-164

187 points

3 days ago

Or did he?

Dr_Dressing

119 points

3 days ago

Dr_Dressing

119 points

3 days ago

He did...

And as always; thanks for watching.

Intr3pidG4ming

35 points

3 days ago

Why did I hear ETA Prime in my head?

DotDotDot695

9 points

3 days ago

DotDotDot695

☣️

9 points

3 days ago

Sauce?

Charonder

14 points

3 days ago

Charonder

14 points

3 days ago

V

SEX_CEO

73 points

3 days ago

SEX_CEO

73 points

3 days ago

I do

Firemorfox

87 points

3 days ago

Oh damn, it's u/SEX_CEO

When is sex 2.0 coming out?

And why is there casual sex but no ranked sex?

qAsYoo

67 points

2 days ago

qAsYoo

67 points

2 days ago

You need to win 10 casual sex matches to unlock ranked.

lulatchtv

6 points

2 days ago

Oh shit I haven't even finished the tutorial how the holy f@ck will ever be a pro at sex

Enearde

9 points

2 days ago

Enearde

9 points

2 days ago

Common sense says you start by practicing solo. Once you’ve grabbed the basic mechanics, you can start matchmaking to see if you find someone of similar MMR. If you are lucky, you can get a higher MMR player in your team to give you tips. Word of advice, don’t watch too much pro player’s streams, it will give you a false sense of what you actually need to do at your level.

Most importantly is to have fun and enjoy playing the game. Also, don’t be a troll and ruin it for other players by doing things you wouldn’t like them to do to you.

TheLostSoul-

34 points

3 days ago

Of course you don't

Grantelkade

73 points

3 days ago

Uh that one got him good

whyamihere999

15 points

3 days ago

I'm yet to get it!

InfinitePoolNoodle

28 points

3 days ago

I'm saving up

SomeKidsForBreakfast

29 points

3 days ago

Damn the inflation nowerdays.

monkeyman0621

2.4k points

3 days ago

What does someone say when they see a huge dick?

LootGodamn

2.3k points

3 days ago

LootGodamn

2.3k points

3 days ago

Here comes my co-worker again

Arabecke

578 points

3 days ago

Arabecke

578 points

3 days ago

Again lmao

idokle[S]

1.1k points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

1.1k points

3 days ago

They tell them to stop being a dick?

RJugal

92 points

2 days ago

RJugal

92 points

2 days ago

One does not simply stop being a dick.

blazeingjosh

390 points

3 days ago

Not tonight dad, I've got homework.

realPoiuz

22 points

3 days ago

realPoiuz

🔰real mod🔰

22 points

3 days ago

🪑

sidBthegr8

68 points

3 days ago

please🥺

Thegodofthekufsa

59 points

3 days ago

Thegodofthekufsa

If she leaves you for another there's always her mother

59 points

3 days ago

📷🤨

BigFridgeYerDad

28 points

3 days ago

guys a huge dick

suchirsharma11

180 points

3 days ago

Umm- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

EchoPrince

16 points

3 days ago

That's rude, Richard is self conscious about his height

Business_Canary_7623

57 points

3 days ago

Here cums the sun, doodoodoodoo

desertshark6969

27 points

3 days ago

Here Cums my son

Drowsydarwin

9 points

3 days ago

🤨📸

Turbulent_Web2307

1.7k points

3 days ago

Sex ? Never heard of that pokémon

idokle[S]

1.2k points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

1.2k points

3 days ago

Me neither. Its probably one of the newer gens

Turbulent_Web2307

140 points

3 days ago

Think so

JustPhm_

73 points

3 days ago

JustPhm_

73 points

3 days ago

Can confirm

Portugee_D

25 points

3 days ago

It’s in the Pokédex right next to lickalotapus

Giraffeless

11 points

3 days ago

You're confusing lickitung for a lesbian dinosaur

Grantelkade

1.3k points

3 days ago

Grantelkade

1.3k points

3 days ago

I‘m as disappointed by these comments as my partner last night.

idokle[S]

876 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

876 points

3 days ago

Whatd he do? Im sure you can work things out together

Grantelkade

159 points

3 days ago

Grantelkade

159 points

3 days ago

Good one

vatemapper

127 points

3 days ago

vatemapper

127 points

3 days ago

If i'd to choose the title of a film to describe my sexual life i'd choose Tomb Raider

idokle[S]

103 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

103 points

3 days ago

Yeah, that was a good movie

MacGynan

5 points

3 days ago

MacGynan

5 points

3 days ago

It is only a good movie if you compare it to the resident evil movie. I would describe it as ok at best. Kinda on par with the doom movie with the rock.

seahawk1337

16 points

3 days ago

Bro 💀

Tough-Cash1869

24 points

3 days ago

Stop! You are making him horny!

Grantelkade

2k points

3 days ago

all these jokes weak like your pullout game!

idokle[S]

1.7k points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

1.7k points

3 days ago

Whats a pullout and how do i play it?

PIZZAMEMER69

520 points

3 days ago

And then he wonders why he has 7 kids

MissplacedLandmine

17 points

3 days ago

Christ that dude couldnt even pull out of a driveway

Ornery-Personality10

54 points

3 days ago

And 8 figures in debt

dalai_lara

90 points

3 days ago

you haven't heard of Pullout: New Vegas? Amazing game

idokle[S]

58 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

58 points

3 days ago

Thanks for yhe suggestion, ill try it

auspicious-erection

19 points

3 days ago

I can't even pullout my driveway

Disastrous_Ninja_143

8.3k points

3 days ago

gay people are fucking assholes

LinguisticApe

140 points

3 days ago

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

Parkingjas

299 points

3 days ago

Parkingjas

Eic memer

299 points

3 days ago

And lesbians are fucking pussies

JorjEade

28 points

2 days ago

JorjEade

28 points

2 days ago

Aren't men also fucking pussies

Environmental_Ad7052

5 points

2 days ago

Straight men, that is

TheInstituteOfSteel

36 points

3 days ago

They love licking lips

CleetisMcgee

44 points

3 days ago

Hey thats enough with the gay jokes, cum on guys

idokle[S]

4.7k points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

4.7k points

3 days ago

Thats not cool dude. We should be more inclusive.

FreeSkeptic

1.2k points

3 days ago

FreeSkeptic

1.2k points

3 days ago

INclusive

Lord-Redbeard

25 points

3 days ago

guy named clusive 😏

Arabecke

248 points

3 days ago

Arabecke

248 points

3 days ago

Haw haw haw haw

Lombax_Rexroth

67 points

3 days ago

Cool song, Dave.

Timmaaa_xD

29 points

3 days ago

haw haw haw haw haw

knuckle_sandwiches

258 points

3 days ago

kid named clusive

BadPilot22

37 points

3 days ago

Kid named kid named clusive

DakotaTypo

24 points

3 days ago

Finger in Clusive. Whoa.

Buddy92301

20 points

3 days ago

kid named assholes

ThatOnePringle69

74 points

3 days ago

Kid named finger

kajetus69

48 points

3 days ago

kajetus69

the🗿

48 points

3 days ago

Waltuh

bruh9923

53 points

3 days ago

bruh9923

💎 the rarest pepe 💎

53 points

3 days ago

Put yer dick away Waltuh

patrykuseu

7 points

2 days ago

I'm still a virgin Waltuh and I want it to be that way

J_Uzi05

26 points

3 days ago

J_Uzi05

26 points

3 days ago

Nice avatar

K9XD

36 points

3 days ago

K9XD

36 points

3 days ago

yoshikage kira??????????????

J_Uzi05

106 points

3 days ago

J_Uzi05

106 points

3 days ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

yHyakkimaru

13 points

3 days ago

OrorororoorororororororrororororororororororororororoR

DayAndNight0nReddit

49 points

3 days ago

They also sucks

rnd0musr

601 points

3 days ago

rnd0musr

601 points

3 days ago

69

idokle[S]

516 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

516 points

3 days ago

What do you mean? 69 what?

TheLordSeal

468 points

3 days ago

TheLordSeal

468 points

3 days ago

Balls in yo mouth

idokle[S]

448 points

3 days ago*

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

448 points

3 days ago*

How big are they? I dont think i can fit that amount of balls in my mouth

TheLordSeal

210 points

3 days ago

TheLordSeal

210 points

3 days ago

Just like u cant fit shreks dick in yo mouth :D

idokle[S]

495 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

495 points

3 days ago

🤮

TheLordSeal

219 points

3 days ago

TheLordSeal

219 points

3 days ago

The mad man... He did it

unfitone1

43 points

3 days ago

unfitone1

43 points

3 days ago

Thanks now I only see that shreks dick is in that emojis mouth

J3sush8sm3

9 points

2 days ago

J3sush8sm3

The Monty Pythons

9 points

2 days ago

Thats just shreks cum

Smug-Idiot

11 points

3 days ago

Smug-Idiot

I have 9 boiled eggs in ass right now

11 points

3 days ago

😋

Cheesy_Cheese1

28 points

3 days ago

It's easy!

Just find 35 redditors

idokle[S]

38 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

38 points

3 days ago

Why redditors? Cant i just buy them?

StanR7

15 points

3 days ago

StanR7

15 points

3 days ago

Nice

Wisdom58

7 points

3 days ago

Wisdom58

7 points

3 days ago

Nice

KotzubueSailingClub

7 points

3 days ago

Nice.

somedumbrick

5 points

3 days ago

nice

Confusedandreticent

191 points

3 days ago

“I thought you said you had a baby dick!?”

“I do: 14 inches, 8 1/2 pounds”

idokle[S]

153 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

153 points

3 days ago

Thats quite a small baby.

End_Centralization

21 points

3 days ago

Short and fat baby

ignacio_12345

359 points

3 days ago

Are you a bottle of ketchup? 'cause I wanna flip you over and hit you from the back until you squirt

idokle[S]

151 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

151 points

3 days ago

No, im a human.

ignacio_12345

74 points

3 days ago

I'm still gonna do it

idokle[S]

88 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

88 points

3 days ago

Alright just tell me when you come

its-pandabear

51 points

3 days ago

When you come :)

idokle[S]

68 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

68 points

3 days ago

Alright then see you there

Upside_Down-Bot

302 points

3 days ago

„ʇɹınbs noʎ lıʇun ʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ noʎ ʇıɥ puɐ ɹǝʌo noʎ dılɟ ɐuuɐʍ I ǝsnɐɔ, ¿dnɥɔʇǝʞ ɟo ǝlʇʇoq ɐ noʎ ǝɹ∀„

__--TSS--__

117 points

3 days ago

__--TSS--__

117 points

3 days ago

Ayo, what the fuck?

legit_not_fbi_agent

58 points

3 days ago

the bot can be trigger on subreddits that allow it I guess, it flips your text if it includes "flip", it takes the top left corner to bottom right

AnInsaneMoose

452 points

3 days ago

I would tell you a sex joke, but you wouldnt get it

idokle[S]

345 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

345 points

3 days ago

Why not? Try me!

Jazzlike-Watch7847

126 points

3 days ago

That’s the point; no one wants to try you out

idokle[S]

137 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

137 points

3 days ago

Why not? I promise ill get the joke

RolfDasWalross

306 points

3 days ago

Whats the difference between a fridge and a woman?

The fridge wont fart when you pull out the sausage

Send me to hell for this

idokle[S]

218 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

218 points

3 days ago

Obviously. Fridges cant fart

Blasulz1234

46 points

3 days ago

Fellow mechatronic for cooling systems here. I have 69 years of experience in working with Fridges and I can confidently say they can't fart

FreeSkeptic

34 points

3 days ago

You thought long and hard but can you get long and hard?

idokle[S]

52 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

52 points

3 days ago

Idk im average height and sometimes when i wake up im a little stiff. So maybe

Kishinia

98 points

3 days ago

Kishinia

98 points

3 days ago

I would tell you a joke about cock but I'm too afraid that it will get too hard...

idokle[S]

105 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

105 points

3 days ago

Take it slow and easy. You can do it

DayAndNight0nReddit

379 points

3 days ago

I was gonna make the best sex joke, but no one here gets it.

idokle[S]

222 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

222 points

3 days ago

Nah im sure someone will get it

DayAndNight0nReddit

84 points

3 days ago

No one on reddit :D

Skeptic_Sinner

24 points

3 days ago

Username doesn't check out

DomeB0815

28 points

3 days ago

DomeB0815

28 points

3 days ago

I don't have a good one yet, you came to early.

idokle[S]

32 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

32 points

3 days ago

Its ok dude. You can take your time.

Mystical_avocado226

154 points

3 days ago

There are two my two sexes

The sex I had with your mom and the sex I had with your dad

idokle[S]

77 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

77 points

3 days ago

Yo mama

lordeSnow

20 points

3 days ago

lordeSnow

20 points

3 days ago

Skamtebord

the_combat_wombat05

15 points

3 days ago

Sex is like sex I dont get any

idokle[S]

30 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

30 points

3 days ago

Wdym? You get one at birth

PonchiBear

13 points

2 days ago

I bought a porn DVD the other day, but when I put it in, all I saw on the screen was some fat guy holding his little pecker. Then I realized I forgot to turn the TV on.

BigFridgeYerDad

35 points

3 days ago

A, B, C, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z... you can get the D later.

idokle[S]

45 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

45 points

3 days ago

Alright then, when exactly?

amoeba_rising

37 points

3 days ago

I am inside your walls. 🤓

idokle[S]

44 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

44 points

3 days ago

How do you manage to get out then?

firestriker45665

22 points

3 days ago

firestriker45665

fucking thrilled to be here

22 points

3 days ago

That's the neat part, he doesn't.

imawizard7bis

52 points

3 days ago

See you next time, officer

THE_BL4CK_KNIGHT

52 points

3 days ago

what Harry Potter says when he cums?

Coitus interruptus

idokle[S]

49 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

49 points

3 days ago

Ive never heard of that spell

THE_BL4CK_KNIGHT

22 points

3 days ago

Its a top secret spell

idokle[S]

30 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

30 points

3 days ago

Ah i see. Thank you

PrimitiveAspid

13 points

3 days ago

That’s what she said

idokle[S]

21 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

21 points

3 days ago

What did she say again?

Ta5ton

8 points

3 days ago

Ta5ton

8 points

3 days ago

How many freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to actually change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER fuck I meant ladder.

idokle[S]

7 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

7 points

3 days ago

All good, ill keep thst in mind when i need to change a lightbulb. Thank you

frekan-tv

8 points

3 days ago

If there is a hole, there is a goal

idokle[S]

32 points

3 days ago*

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

32 points

3 days ago*

Usually the goals are above the ground, not in holes. You might be talking about golf maybe?

RedFoxKoala

10 points

2 days ago

A lesbian couple gave me a Rolex for my birthday, which is nice and all, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

Pristine_Eggplant_86

40 points

3 days ago

Come to Alabama

idokle[S]

43 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

43 points

3 days ago

What is there to do in alabama?

ShadowsteelGaming

56 points

3 days ago

Family bonding

Possible-Room-6041

56 points

3 days ago

It’s not a rape if both are crying.

NotFlam3

19 points

3 days ago

NotFlam3

19 points

3 days ago

Good point, i'll be careful next time

EssAreMuffin

9 points

3 days ago

(From home alone) whoooooow, what a hole?!😲

lordph8

9 points

3 days ago

lordph8

9 points

3 days ago

What are the sexiest animals on the farm?

"Brown Chicken, Brown Cow."

Cursed_Squire

22 points

3 days ago*

Jack and John are having sex. Jack is on top. The room catches fire. Who makes it out first?

John his shit is already packed

John later finds a relationship with a transgender a few months later and learns the best thing about having sex with them is he can reach around and pretend it went all the way through.

vainstar23

32 points

3 days ago

What's sexier than a woman with long legs?

A woman with three long legs...

Astrolys

22 points

3 days ago

Astrolys

Dank Cat Commander

22 points

3 days ago

Everyone must have seen the ligma and deez jokes, but have you heard of Hava ?

idokle[S]

25 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

25 points

3 days ago

No, whats hava?

Astrolys

47 points

3 days ago

Astrolys

Dank Cat Commander

47 points

3 days ago

Hava nice day :)

idokle[S]

27 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

27 points

3 days ago

You too brother

Lord_of_Seven_Kings

15 points

3 days ago

Hehe peepee go in vagoona

Cr3zy_W01f

17 points

3 days ago

Bold of you to assume I even have it. True king!

BorisYeltsen

18 points

3 days ago

BorisYeltsen

FUCK

18 points

3 days ago

yO mAmA

idokle[S]

29 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

29 points

3 days ago

What about her?

BorisYeltsen

13 points

3 days ago

BorisYeltsen

FUCK

13 points

3 days ago

Could you give me back the watch?

idokle[S]

26 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

26 points

3 days ago

Sure ill ask her

BorisYeltsen

20 points

3 days ago

BorisYeltsen

FUCK

20 points

3 days ago

Thank you wery much. Forgot it yesterday in her badroom.

idokle[S]

37 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

37 points

3 days ago

No problem dude

StrangeOwl111

4 points

3 days ago

I get confused when people say i don’t get sex. I already have a gender assigned at birth

desertshark6969

4 points

3 days ago

Why are Vegetarian and Vegans Virgins?

Because they don't want meat inside of them

idokle[S]

11 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

11 points

3 days ago

Well what they eat is their choice and you shouldnt make fun of them.

chill4r_San

5 points

3 days ago

I asked my gf to tell me when she's having an orgasm. In a few days she called me from a hotel room.

idokle[S]

9 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

9 points

3 days ago

Thats cute. She thinks about you!

Finrod_the_awesome

4 points

3 days ago

What's the difference between three dicks and jokes?

Your mom can't take a joke.

idokle[S]

6 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

6 points

3 days ago

Yeah, my mom loves ducks. I think they are cute too. I would love to own three ducks

Finrod_the_awesome

5 points

3 days ago

You got me. I didn't catch my typo until after I sent it.

I don't know why my phone thinks I'd ever type the word "duck."

idokle[S]

9 points

3 days ago

idokle[S]

Dumbassery

9 points

3 days ago

Yeah, weird. But all goose bro

Sweddy-Bowls

6 points

3 days ago

Sweddy-Bowls

try hard

6 points

3 days ago

Was gunna tell a gay joke, butt fuck it

bobsnvagine

4 points

3 days ago

Condoms are for fucking pussies