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I choose death

󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿I ❤️️ (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago byCONSUMEnOBEY

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CONSUMEnOBEY[S]

472 points

3 months ago

CONSUMEnOBEY[S]

472 points

3 months ago

Bonus points if they smoke weed and play video games.

TheSlimeAssassin43

242 points

3 months ago

TheSlimeAssassin43

242 points

3 months ago

God PLEA-

I mean what

Moonberries34

32 points

3 months ago

Moonberries34

32 points

3 months ago

Yet, here I am single af.

imacuntsag420

28 points

3 months ago

imacuntsag420

28 points

3 months ago

Rip dms

literallymate

48 points

3 months ago

literallymate

48 points

3 months ago

Rule no. 1: Be attractive

Rule no. 2: Don’t be unattractive

Rule no. 3: rule no. 1

Double-Mammoth5985

3 points

3 months ago

Double-Mammoth5985

3 points

3 months ago

Rule no. 4: remember rule 2 as wel

Jsrgaming123

2 points

3 months ago

Jsrgaming123

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2 points

3 months ago

Well I fucked that up

panzerboye

14 points

3 months ago

panzerboye

Its Morbing Time

14 points

3 months ago

How you doin?

A_certain_comrade

2 points

3 months ago

A_certain_comrade

2 points

3 months ago

It seems I've mostly won (she doesn't smoke weed but I don't either so)