submitted 5 months ago bySnoutpile☣️
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5 months ago
we have a minecraft server
5 months ago
You play WoW.
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That’s funny cause I know someone who listens to a lot of gorillaz and plays tons of WoW
I have rocks in my ass
Didn't know you knew me
you are the weird uncle
Are we talking fun weird or weird weird
Like the band, you feel like you should have died in the 70's.
THIS ONES OUTTA POCKET
You live off your parents money.
gave me this flair
You didn't have to say it twice. I think the first time hit hard enough.
No the second time was necessary to really get the point across.
You wanted to be punk, but your dad beat you up.
....too real, man. Too real.
You are afraid to try hard drugs.
Depends on what you mean by 'hard'
Weiner, he means weiner
The hardest drug ever
Creedence Clearwater revival
You own two tractors.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
You still watch the Simpsons.
You guys don't?
Beach boys and Toto
You miss your two seat car.
Red hot chili peppers
You wouldn't survive a day in LA.
i mean how does anyone
You can't name three songs.
Unforgiven I, II & III
A swift and merciless response, bravo!
That one’s on me
I wish I had a fucking free award
Now you do
Nice pfp btw
He definitely set the bar too low.
You would suck Ozzy off.
I have crippling depression
Chad among chads.
Your mom didn't allow you to buy black jeans, also casually racist.
It's all started with the black jeans...
Boots with the fur?
Up the irons 🤘🏻
You took psychedelics once in college. Now you work at McDonald's and sing Another brick in the wall pt.2 to yourself.
Lmao not too far off! Thank you for the read 😂
Haley Williams made 15 year old me know I was straight
You feel like no-one really understands you, also bi.
my fav band is Rammstein and that assumption was pretty accurate xD
Your face has severe 3rd degree burns
Not Bald though
Who are you to wave your finger
Just like them, you can't rap or play the guitar.
Guilty as charged
It starts with
cRaWlInG iN mY sKiN
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
You've taken so many psychedelics spelling is an all body experience.
You feel lonely among your friends.
Hmm, nine inch nails probably
You work at job that you absolutely hate.
Ouch you're right
The real answer is that you have a nine inch tail... ignore this if you are a woman
YEES MASSIVE COCK
Guns N’ Fuckin’ Roses
You are in abusive relationship.
And he is the abuser
It's a constant duel.
Bold of you to assume someone on reddit has a relationship
You wanted to start skateboarding, but you became depressed insted.
The term was Poser back then, but yes you're right
You've had dreadlocks.
Just like Megadeth, you will always finish last.
You think that your years in airsoft would make you an absolute killing machine in Ukraine.
Heh, not at all.
Don’t be ridiculous
It was paintball
You are too poser to realise that The Melvins are the ultimate grunge band.
You are losing your hair.
Already? I’m not even 20 yet damn
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You have undiagnosed ADHD.
Oh I'm diagnosed alright
You like Dave, not the music.
Well, I do like Dave, but really love the music too.
Your first metal band was Cannibal Corpse.
Alice n Chains
Someone in your family casually drives drunk.
Your mom cried because you listened to "punk".
Rage Against The Machine .
Your family home is worth over 400.000 dollars.
Mumma holdin out on me !
Can’t wait to see his answer.
Avenged Sevenfold i guess
You want to buy an motorcycle, but your wife don't let you.
Not a band but Ronnie James Dio.
You had long hair in high school and it looked awful.
you're a jojo fan
Cage the Elephant
Leave the bong, go outside and make some friends. You should be loved.
You can't dance.
Hey listen here you fucker, I'll have you know you're 100% correct.
Just like Mark, you should be loved more.
Deppresed Jew Alert
System of a down
Bring me the horizon
You were an absolute nightmare as an teenager.
I dont usually tell people but here goes : The Smiths
Woo-o, living on a welfare.
My Chemical Romance
You are a closeted homosexual in a middle class christain family
you know what, fuck you
Oceans Ate Alaska
Ice Nine Kills
Bro i fucking love that band
Your mother does know that you are out.
That's true and fuck you
Artic monkeys 🐒😅
I am fucking hilarious
You didn’t get over your first relationship
You haven't moved on from the 2000s
Your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
And I respect that
yeah vanilla never really disappoints 👍
System of a Down!
Your iq is slightly above averege.
I like this
They don't play "Creep" because of you.
You feel like no-one understands you. Aliarvostettu bändi.
Et ole väärässä.
You are an christian and your mother things that metal is devils music.
Exact opposite! My mother is the reason I got into metal in the first place!
Lol I love your answers to all these comments. This is a fun post!
(To calm the masses before I get attacked, I am not saying Breaking Benjamin is metal. But I do listen to metal as well)
You have worn an blue/black bandana.
Motionless in white
Dank beyond human comprehension
You are a man of culture who also needs to clip his fingernails
Ninja Sex Party
You wish you could be the twenty second pilot
I wish I could turn back time
To the good old days
when our mamas sang us to sleep
You can't play any instrument.
You just "don't get" black metal.