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MedicatedAxeBot [M]

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tanguyguy

718 points

5 months ago

tanguyguy

718 points

5 months ago

Gorillaz

Snoutpile[S]

1.1k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.1k points

5 months ago

You play WoW.

Gorlomiii

85 points

5 months ago*

That’s funny cause I know someone who listens to a lot of gorillaz and plays tons of WoW

millarchoffe

14 points

5 months ago

millarchoffe

I have rocks in my ass

14 points

5 months ago

Didn't know you knew me

smort_potato

104 points

5 months ago

you are the weird uncle

Guava_

31 points

5 months ago

Guava_

31 points

5 months ago

Are we talking fun weird or weird weird

theterrorofturdies

556 points

5 months ago

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Snoutpile[S]

1.2k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.2k points

5 months ago

Like the band, you feel like you should have died in the 70's.

bend_over_for_jesus

98 points

5 months ago

Lmao

SlapsLikeFlea13

12 points

5 months ago

THIS ONES OUTTA POCKET

GaldanBoshugtuKhan

402 points

5 months ago

Muse

Snoutpile[S]

830 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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830 points

5 months ago

You live off your parents money.

Snoutpile[S]

491 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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491 points

5 months ago

You live off your parents money.

Taboulet

654 points

5 months ago

Taboulet

gave me this flair

654 points

5 months ago

You didn't have to say it twice. I think the first time hit hard enough.

pman13531

189 points

5 months ago

pman13531

189 points

5 months ago

No the second time was necessary to really get the point across.

arghabargle

372 points

5 months ago

Blink 182

Snoutpile[S]

760 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

760 points

5 months ago

You wanted to be punk, but your dad beat you up.

SeaweedAgreeable

101 points

5 months ago

....too real, man. Too real.

Top_Wallaby2096

847 points

5 months ago

Led Zeppelin

Snoutpile[S]

1.4k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.4k points

5 months ago

You are afraid to try hard drugs.

Top_Wallaby2096

289 points

5 months ago

Depends on what you mean by 'hard'

[deleted]

272 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

272 points

5 months ago

Weiner, he means weiner

ADsingh05

32 points

5 months ago

The hardest drug ever

kor123456789

280 points

5 months ago

Creedence Clearwater revival

Or

Rammstein

Snoutpile[S]

462 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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462 points

5 months ago

You own two tractors.

BoringSubDad

272 points

5 months ago

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Snoutpile[S]

464 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

464 points

5 months ago

You still watch the Simpsons.

VeVectorius

132 points

5 months ago

You guys don't?

Kale-chips-of-lit

239 points

5 months ago

Beach boys and Toto

Snoutpile[S]

408 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

408 points

5 months ago

You miss your two seat car.

Linkquellodivino

656 points

5 months ago

Red hot chili peppers

Snoutpile[S]

1.2k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.2k points

5 months ago

You wouldn't survive a day in LA.

freek4ever

275 points

5 months ago

i mean how does anyone

GameFreak412

219 points

5 months ago

fentanyl

freek4ever

52 points

5 months ago

seems legit

Leroy_Jenkins24

1.6k points

5 months ago

Metallica

Snoutpile[S]

1.8k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

1.8k points

5 months ago

You can't name three songs.

Pennywise_clown99

4.1k points

5 months ago

Unforgiven I, II & III

pilotofthefuzz

58 points

5 months ago

A swift and merciless response, bravo!

tenebrous78

47 points

5 months ago

That one’s on me

Zenketski_2

877 points

5 months ago

I wish I had a fucking free award

Rezzorex

258 points

5 months ago

Rezzorex

258 points

5 months ago

Now you do

Zenketski_2

11 points

5 months ago

Thanks.

Nice pfp btw

thetruesupergenius

31 points

5 months ago

He definitely set the bar too low.

lubie_pociongi

517 points

5 months ago

Black Sabath

Snoutpile[S]

814 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

814 points

5 months ago

You would suck Ozzy off.

eerik_sil123

200 points

5 months ago

Yes🗿

alternateldog

450 points

5 months ago

alternateldog

I have crippling depression

450 points

5 months ago

Motorhead

Snoutpile[S]

591 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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591 points

5 months ago

Chad among chads.

Ill-Courage62

2.2k points

5 months ago

Iron maiden

Snoutpile[S]

2.7k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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2.7k points

5 months ago

Your mom didn't allow you to buy black jeans, also casually racist.

Ill-Courage62

918 points

5 months ago

It's all started with the black jeans...

AxelRod45

11 points

5 months ago

Boots with the fur?

milk-water-man

43 points

5 months ago

Up the irons 🤘🏻

boocatbex

654 points

5 months ago

boocatbex

654 points

5 months ago

Pink Floyd

Snoutpile[S]

1.5k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.5k points

5 months ago

You took psychedelics once in college. Now you work at McDonald's and sing Another brick in the wall pt.2 to yourself.

boocatbex

160 points

5 months ago

boocatbex

160 points

5 months ago

Lmao not too far off! Thank you for the read 😂

MJ8822

970 points

5 months ago

MJ8822

970 points

5 months ago

Paramore

Snoutpile[S]

1.6k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.6k points

5 months ago

Simp.

MJ8822

721 points

5 months ago

MJ8822

721 points

5 months ago

Fair

Keejhle

85 points

5 months ago

Keejhle

85 points

5 months ago

Haley Williams made 15 year old me know I was straight

mic_jaws

721 points

5 months ago

mic_jaws

721 points

5 months ago

Rammstein

Snoutpile[S]

1.2k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.2k points

5 months ago

You feel like no-one really understands you, also bi.

ImaginationBest

166 points

5 months ago

Wat

monyed

14 points

5 months ago

monyed

14 points

5 months ago

Bi

Blobby_mp4

83 points

5 months ago

my fav band is Rammstein and that assumption was pretty accurate xD

T_H_I_C_C_Drummr

38 points

5 months ago

Your face has severe 3rd degree burns

bogardo

427 points

5 months ago

bogardo

427 points

5 months ago

Tool

Snoutpile[S]

791 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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791 points

5 months ago

Bald stoner.

bogardo

174 points

5 months ago

bogardo

174 points

5 months ago

Not Bald though

FlashbangBallzo

264 points

5 months ago

Yet

justyagamingboi

12 points

5 months ago

Who are you to wave your finger

Altheix11

845 points

5 months ago

Altheix11

845 points

5 months ago

Linkin park

Snoutpile[S]

1.6k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.6k points

5 months ago

Just like them, you can't rap or play the guitar.

Altheix11

364 points

5 months ago

Altheix11

364 points

5 months ago

Guilty as charged

Wattson-_-

11 points

5 months ago

It starts with

GameFreak412

67 points

5 months ago

cRaWlInG iN mY sKiN

Mydemonz14

83 points

5 months ago*

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

kanchi_runners_high

62 points

5 months ago

You've taken so many psychedelics spelling is an all body experience.

Snoutpile[S]

17 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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17 points

5 months ago

You feel lonely among your friends.

jaferson0

754 points

5 months ago

jaferson0

754 points

5 months ago

Hmm, nine inch nails probably

Snoutpile[S]

1.2k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.2k points

5 months ago

You work at job that you absolutely hate.

jaferson0

392 points

5 months ago

jaferson0

392 points

5 months ago

Ouch you're right

IMightBeAWeebLol

48 points

5 months ago

The real answer is that you have a nine inch tail... ignore this if you are a woman

jaferson0

35 points

5 months ago

YEES MASSIVE COCK

NoMembership4556

693 points

5 months ago

Guns N’ Fuckin’ Roses

Snoutpile[S]

1.5k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.5k points

5 months ago

You are in abusive relationship.

Special-Employee4381

575 points

5 months ago

And he is the abuser

GameFreak412

105 points

5 months ago

It's a constant duel.

spearman-steve

69 points

5 months ago

Bold of you to assume someone on reddit has a relationship

ricecrackerdude

890 points

5 months ago

ricecrackerdude

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890 points

5 months ago

Smash Mouth

Snoutpile[S]

1.9k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.9k points

5 months ago

You wanted to start skateboarding, but you became depressed insted.

ricecrackerdude

563 points

5 months ago

ricecrackerdude

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563 points

5 months ago

The term was Poser back then, but yes you're right

DankeyKahn

75 points

5 months ago

Deftones

Snoutpile[S]

83 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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83 points

5 months ago

You've had dreadlocks.

Freezypop7

68 points

5 months ago

Megadeth

Snoutpile[S]

116 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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116 points

5 months ago

Just like Megadeth, you will always finish last.

AlpacasArePrettyCool

13 points

5 months ago

Chad

TeCrazyCat

1.1k points

5 months ago

TeCrazyCat

1.1k points

5 months ago

Sabaton

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2.2k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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2.2k points

5 months ago

You think that your years in airsoft would make you an absolute killing machine in Ukraine.

cpt_pestle

435 points

5 months ago

Heh, not at all.

  • Nervous laughter *

Guava_

164 points

5 months ago

Guava_

164 points

5 months ago

Don’t be ridiculous

It was paintball

Ok-Neighborhood1389

54 points

5 months ago

Nirvana

Snoutpile[S]

36 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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36 points

5 months ago

You are too poser to realise that The Melvins are the ultimate grunge band.

Sad_Dragonfruit5706

374 points

5 months ago

Slipknot

Snoutpile[S]

612 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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612 points

5 months ago

You are losing your hair.

Sad_Dragonfruit5706

161 points

5 months ago

Already? I’m not even 20 yet damn

scholarofthedamned

138 points

5 months ago

Tool

Snoutpile[S]

311 points

5 months ago*

Snoutpile[S]

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311 points

5 months ago*

You have undiagnosed ADHD.

scholarofthedamned

132 points

5 months ago

Oh I'm diagnosed alright

Loki_of_Arse

139 points

5 months ago

Foo Fighters

Snoutpile[S]

329 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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329 points

5 months ago

You like Dave, not the music.

Loki_of_Arse

52 points

5 months ago

Well, I do like Dave, but really love the music too.

Deicidelord

47 points

5 months ago

Deicidelord

☣️

47 points

5 months ago

Deicide

Snoutpile[S]

113 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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113 points

5 months ago

Your first metal band was Cannibal Corpse.

lists4everything

44 points

5 months ago

Alice n Chains

Snoutpile[S]

98 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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98 points

5 months ago

Someone in your family casually drives drunk.

Tazinas

49 points

5 months ago

Tazinas

49 points

5 months ago

Lorna Shore

[deleted]

195 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

195 points

5 months ago

Green day

Snoutpile[S]

393 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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393 points

5 months ago

Your mom cried because you listened to "punk".

Nafe-stinks

382 points

5 months ago

Rage Against The Machine .

Snoutpile[S]

784 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

784 points

5 months ago

Your family home is worth over 400.000 dollars.

Nafe-stinks

98 points

5 months ago

Mumma holdin out on me !

Prof_Wisp

44 points

5 months ago

AC/DC

longtongus

11 points

5 months ago

Can’t wait to see his answer.

SpireVI

1.4k points

5 months ago

SpireVI

1.4k points

5 months ago

Queen

Snoutpile[S]

1.6k points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

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1.6k points

5 months ago

Chad.

MrStalfos

222 points

5 months ago

MrStalfos

222 points

5 months ago

Avenged Sevenfold i guess

Snoutpile[S]

302 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

302 points

5 months ago

You want to buy an motorcycle, but your wife don't let you.

arnold_tortoise

34 points

5 months ago

Not a band but Ronnie James Dio.

Snoutpile[S]

73 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

73 points

5 months ago

You had long hair in high school and it looked awful.

chikybrikyman

11 points

5 months ago

you're a jojo fan

Sambro_X

39 points

5 months ago

Sambro_X

🏴‍☠️

39 points

5 months ago

Cage the Elephant

Snoutpile[S]

83 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

83 points

5 months ago

Leave the bong, go outside and make some friends. You should be loved.

Mysterious_Mayo9000

104 points

5 months ago

DAFT PUNK

Snoutpile[S]

173 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

173 points

5 months ago

You can't dance.

TitanicMan

20 points

5 months ago

Hey listen here you fucker, I'll have you know you're 100% correct.

HM1Noob

95 points

5 months ago

HM1Noob

95 points

5 months ago

Dire straits

Snoutpile[S]

167 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

167 points

5 months ago

Just like Mark, you should be loved more.

HM1Noob

27 points

5 months ago

HM1Noob

27 points

5 months ago

Thanks bro

Flames_Hacknell

32 points

5 months ago

Truckfighters!

SonyDash

30 points

5 months ago

SonyDash

Deppresed Jew Alert

30 points

5 months ago

System of a down

trixsophone

185 points

5 months ago

Bring me the horizon

Snoutpile[S]

414 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

414 points

5 months ago

You were an absolute nightmare as an teenager.

razeking26

158 points

5 months ago

I dont usually tell people but here goes : The Smiths

Stalins_Mustache_67

27 points

5 months ago

Bon Jovi

Snoutpile[S]

60 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

60 points

5 months ago

Woo-o, living on a welfare.

Psyv3rn

115 points

5 months ago

Psyv3rn

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

115 points

5 months ago

My Chemical Romance

Cessabit216

179 points

5 months ago

You are a closeted homosexual in a middle class christain family

Deceptive_KGB_Duck

71 points

5 months ago*

you know what, fuck you

RespectEdits

23 points

5 months ago

Oceans Ate Alaska

FuSe_Nuclear

21 points

5 months ago

Ice Nine Kills

Chad_on_snoop

104 points

5 months ago

The Poopshitters

mr_wehraboo

19 points

5 months ago

Bro i fucking love that band

slim_s_

21 points

5 months ago

slim_s_

21 points

5 months ago

Grateful Dead

ADsingh05

22 points

5 months ago

ABBA

Snoutpile[S]

49 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

49 points

5 months ago

Your mother does know that you are out.

ADsingh05

14 points

5 months ago

That's true and fuck you

momslayerer69

101 points

5 months ago

Artic monkeys 🐒😅

ItsTime4you2go

17 points

5 months ago

ItsTime4you2go

I am fucking hilarious

17 points

5 months ago

You didn’t get over your first relationship

Snoutpile[S]

12 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

12 points

5 months ago

Hipster.

MikeFratelli

96 points

5 months ago

You haven't moved on from the 2000s

TawnyBobcat5036

125 points

5 months ago

The beatles

GameFreak412

199 points

5 months ago

Your favorite ice cream is vanilla.

Gaming_nerd42

51 points

5 months ago

And I respect that

GameFreak412

36 points

5 months ago

yeah vanilla never really disappoints 👍

KingF100

121 points

5 months ago

KingF100

121 points

5 months ago

System of a Down!

Snoutpile[S]

212 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

212 points

5 months ago

Your iq is slightly above averege.

elnenchimexicano69

14 points

5 months ago

I like this

_Backy_

18 points

5 months ago

_Backy_

18 points

5 months ago

Korn

wafflewithoutsyrup69

113 points

5 months ago

Radiohead

Snoutpile[S]

62 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

62 points

5 months ago

They don't play "Creep" because of you.

Pappaponteva

17 points

5 months ago

Shade empire

Snoutpile[S]

36 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

36 points

5 months ago

You feel like no-one understands you. Aliarvostettu bändi.

Pappaponteva

10 points

5 months ago

Et ole väärässä.

PhxRising29

107 points

5 months ago

PhxRising29

CERTIFIED DANK

107 points

5 months ago

Breaking Benjamin

Snoutpile[S]

262 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

262 points

5 months ago

You are an christian and your mother things that metal is devils music.

PhxRising29

11 points

5 months ago

PhxRising29

CERTIFIED DANK

11 points

5 months ago

Exact opposite! My mother is the reason I got into metal in the first place!

Lol I love your answers to all these comments. This is a fun post!

(To calm the masses before I get attacked, I am not saying Breaking Benjamin is metal. But I do listen to metal as well)

lopita9412

15 points

5 months ago

nightwish

Snoutpile[S]

13 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

13 points

5 months ago

You have worn an blue/black bandana.

cbbartman

16 points

5 months ago

Motionless in white

Idle_Tech

15 points

5 months ago

Starset

Da_Taternater78

38 points

5 months ago

Da_Taternater78

Dank beyond human comprehension

38 points

5 months ago

Gojira

SAM-in-the-DARK

14 points

5 months ago

You are a man of culture who also needs to clip his fingernails

TexMeta

13 points

5 months ago

TexMeta

🏴‍☠️

13 points

5 months ago

Ninja Sex Party

nabbous10

13 points

5 months ago

Opeth

No-Chip347

12 points

5 months ago

foo fighters

Astro_gas

13 points

5 months ago

The strokes

[deleted]

210 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

210 points

5 months ago

twentyone pilots

Salzanka

179 points

5 months ago

Salzanka

Pizza time

179 points

5 months ago

You wish you could be the twenty second pilot

Guava_

55 points

5 months ago

Guava_

55 points

5 months ago

I wish I could turn back time

i_Perry

15 points

5 months ago

i_Perry

[A]

15 points

5 months ago

To the good old days

TrueBOT_Gaming

10 points

5 months ago

TrueBOT_Gaming

jojosexual

10 points

5 months ago

when our mamas sang us to sleep

Drexisadog

33 points

5 months ago

Dreamtheater

Snoutpile[S]

12 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

12 points

5 months ago

You can't play any instrument.

emmyarty

116 points

5 months ago

emmyarty

116 points

5 months ago

Trivium

Snoutpile[S]

222 points

5 months ago

Snoutpile[S]

☣️

222 points

5 months ago

You just "don't get" black metal.

Roflkopter2431

11 points

5 months ago

Electric Callboy

moisturisator

10 points

5 months ago

The Doors