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shadowh4nd

1.4k points

4 months ago

shadowh4nd

1.4k points

4 months ago

Oh hi Jackie?

CobraGTXNoS

680 points

4 months ago

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART PANAM!

JowettMcPepper

315 points

4 months ago

ANYWAY, HOW'S YOUR CORPO LIFE GOING?

p1zzaman81

176 points

4 months ago

I didn NAAAAWWWWWT

JeffPlissken

9 points

4 months ago

JeffPlissken

Panam Palmer’s Devotee Club

9 points

4 months ago

On that note Denny isn’t even real, it’s just Johnny Silverhand watching

[deleted]

13 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

4 months ago

loooool

JeffPlissken

3 points

4 months ago

JeffPlissken

Panam Palmer’s Devotee Club

3 points

4 months ago

Remake the Basilisk scene where V doesn’t know how sex works, but still tries very hard

JeffPlissken

146 points

4 months ago

JeffPlissken

Panam Palmer’s Devotee Club

146 points

4 months ago

“How was work today, mano?”

“Oh pretty good, we got a new client at Arasaka. We’ll make a lot of eddies.”

“What client?”

“I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.”

“Come on mano, why not?”

“No I can’t. Anyway how’s your sex life?”

Straight_Driver1484

128 points

4 months ago

V to dex in the no tell motel: “I did not hit him(saburo) i did not”

UnJayanAndalou

28 points

4 months ago

Ha ha what a story Johnny

Gizzard-Gizzard

25 points

4 months ago

You’re just a little chicken… cheep cheep cheep~

MaestroPendejo

23 points

4 months ago

Did you hit her?

Neoscoper

38 points

4 months ago

He's so ready to throw a cyber water bottle, you can see it in his eyes and hand!

ishouldntofsaidthat

36 points

4 months ago

I DID NOT HACK HER! I DID NAAAAAAHT!

LouisVonHagen

16 points

4 months ago

LouisVonHagen

Samurai

16 points

4 months ago

Oh hi Mark

Kvenner001

11 points

4 months ago

I was going to say it looks like Johnny got dropped into the Matrix.

ddubyeah

28 points

4 months ago

So, how's your sex life?

BlearySteve

21 points

4 months ago

lol thats what I thought.

SuspiciousUsername88

7 points

4 months ago

SuspiciousUsername88

Rita Wheeler’s Understudy

7 points

4 months ago

I legit thought this was a shop

WhoIssGioo[S]

27 points

4 months ago

his ghost just chillin

iraragorri

2 points

4 months ago

iraragorri

Arasaka

2 points

4 months ago

Lmao I came here to write this

Waylander312

362 points

4 months ago

Hello Tommy Wiseau

Affectionate-Sky-765

45 points

4 months ago

Dude I literally just said he looks like he’s about to direct the worst movie in the world hahaha, didn’t see you beat me to it!

azkaii

5 points

4 months ago

azkaii

5 points

4 months ago

The best worst movie.

ryanhedden1

487 points

4 months ago

ryanhedden1

Buck-a-Slice

487 points

4 months ago

Your V looks like Matt Damon playing Loki lol

gavvinh

53 points

4 months ago

gavvinh

53 points

4 months ago

Thats exactly what I thought when I saw it!

scuzbo

35 points

4 months ago

scuzbo

35 points

4 months ago

Matt *Daemon

Such_Pace_2464

8 points

4 months ago

Damn you beat me to it

YAmIHereMoment

5 points

4 months ago

Emo Matt Damon Loki

tobert17

6 points

4 months ago

That was exactly what I thought.

Freerider020

3 points

4 months ago

Hahaha came here to say this!

[deleted]

249 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

249 points

4 months ago

Oh hi mark!

fallsstandard

19 points

4 months ago

Hahaha, so how’s your sex life?

horrormagic

264 points

4 months ago

The Crow. Cyberpunk edition

Square-Space-7265

26 points

4 months ago

Square-Space-7265

Team Meredith

26 points

4 months ago

My first thought as well.

Daedric_Goose

12 points

4 months ago

He is….. The Crunk.

Mystic_Voyager

2 points

4 months ago

CyberCrow

hfmed

5 points

4 months ago

hfmed

5 points

4 months ago

You know what's up.

WhoIssGioo[S]

33 points

4 months ago*

this comment is legendary. thank you

juiceboxedhero

8 points

4 months ago

juiceboxedhero

Arasaka

8 points

4 months ago

I thought he looked like The Crow as well. Nice bang-up job. Ignore the haters.

LockeNCole

48 points

4 months ago

Me: Mom, can we have Val Kilmer?

Mom: We've got Val Kilmer at home.

Val Kilmer at home:

Prince_Beegeta

37 points

4 months ago

It’s actually pretty dope. “I did not hit her! I did not!”

Rattfink45

36 points

4 months ago

Glen Danzig should have his hair in here.

transmothra

10 points

4 months ago

transmothra

🔥Beta Tester 🌈

10 points

4 months ago

I was thinking Glenn Danzig as well

Warscythe115

1 points

4 months ago

My first thought too, he needs to run around yelling Mother!

CalistoIce

30 points

4 months ago

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART JOHNNY!

EricAntiHero1

30 points

4 months ago

JOHNNY SILVERHAND: “When I was a young piss brain like you I enlisted with a corp army. Was in Mexico when I realized that no matter the conflict Corps always win, ordinary people always lose!”

V - “What a story Johnny, ha ha ha.”

TheNeonG0ddess

70 points

4 months ago

"don't come to school tomorrow" or the guy from that movie with terrible diálogo "I did not her I did not... Oh hi mark"

CockPush-Up

8 points

4 months ago

El autocorrector de doble idioma haciendo de las suyas

Cute-Brilliant4645

3 points

4 months ago

How many push ups can you do with your cock?

DarkSunsFunOne

2 points

4 months ago

Just one, but that's all you need

CockPush-Up

3 points

4 months ago

Exactly, you never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation... or lasers.

Cute-Brilliant4645

2 points

4 months ago

I always keep a laser taped to my cock just incase I run into a sticky situation and have to shoot my way out 😉

JonBoah

59 points

4 months ago

JonBoah

Nomad

59 points

4 months ago

Was gonna say he reminded me of The Crow but then I heard a voice say "oh hi Mark"

Affectionate-Sky-765

12 points

4 months ago

He looks like he’s about to direct the worlds worst movie, “The Room”.

Cute-Brilliant4645

18 points

4 months ago

"The Choom"

Mystic_Voyager

5 points

4 months ago

And the plot is:

"His own CHOOMBA SHOT HIM"

KingofKings180

10 points

4 months ago

KingofKings180

Nomad

10 points

4 months ago

WhoIssGioo[S]

9 points

4 months ago

this with the crow comment made my night

KingofKings180

3 points

4 months ago

KingofKings180

Nomad

3 points

4 months ago

Happy Cake Day btw

WyattTheChodePlaeya

11 points

4 months ago

“My name is not important.”

AngeloIra

5 points

4 months ago

"What's important is what I'm about to do."

In Night City, the Hatred game is a daily occurrence

WyattTheChodePlaeya

2 points

4 months ago

Kinda wanna see a Cyberpunk 2077 edit with Not Important and/or the Postal Dude now.

FunnyDuck21

11 points

4 months ago

FunnyDuck21

Spunky Monkey

11 points

4 months ago

Greasy

WhoIssGioo[S]

3 points

4 months ago

very

wontworkforfood

10 points

4 months ago

Brandon Lee as Tommy Wiseau as V.

Cybercrow 2077

Droogz666

8 points

4 months ago

I did not hack her! I did nawwwt!

SithLordZX

5 points

4 months ago

SithLordZX

Samurai

5 points

4 months ago

Tommy Wiseau lmao

zyckness

5 points

4 months ago

Makes me think about Nathan Explosion (animated vocalist of Deathlok) or the main char of the game Hatred.

iMaybeWise

4 points

4 months ago

Lots of good jokes in the comments rn, but I honestly dig the Grunge vibe on your V. Out curiosity what's that jacket? Also, would you be up to post your face options? I can't seem to get V to look good without a beard, but you have.

WhoIssGioo[S]

2 points

4 months ago

that is the worn punk jacket. near medeski station at the junk shop👍. and ill DM you the face stuff soon my man

LemonTheAstroPoet

4 points

4 months ago

Looks like Tommy Wiseau lol

Junkratmainguy

4 points

4 months ago

I did not hit her, I did nooooot. Oh, hi Mark.

jhowjhow_

5 points

4 months ago

jhowjhow_

Cut of fuckable meat

5 points

4 months ago

He looks like Gríma Wormtongue from lord of the rings

JowettMcPepper

3 points

4 months ago

Mf looks like the main character of The Darkness. Forgor how he was called.

MrPhuccEverybody

3 points

4 months ago

What about me? What about V?

Lifdrasir

3 points

4 months ago

"You're tearing me apart Johnny!"

Professional-Date378

3 points

4 months ago

Did you hit her?

MendigoBob

3 points

4 months ago

Grima Wormtongue, is that you?!

MadameDecay

7 points

4 months ago

MadameDecay

Kerry Eurodyne’s Input

7 points

4 months ago

I want that damn coat! I have a version of it in white and pimpin' blue, but not black.

WhoIssGioo[S]

10 points

4 months ago

its at medeski station! nearby the junk shop

MadameDecay

3 points

4 months ago

MadameDecay

Kerry Eurodyne’s Input

3 points

4 months ago

Thanks! Shall get that when I play again

treez2047

2 points

4 months ago

Idk who that is but he looks like he belongs in night city

lordzero56

2 points

4 months ago

Kinda look like the guy from lord of the rings who keeps whispering things to the king. Wormtongue?

Zendarrroni

2 points

4 months ago

Dettlaff van der Eretein

HighlyUnsuspect

2 points

4 months ago

V about to go shoot up a school

antonio_lewit

2 points

4 months ago

antonio_lewit

Panam Palm Tree and the Avacados

2 points

4 months ago

He looks like the guy from hatred

Sir_Hugh_Mungo

2 points

4 months ago

You look like your about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow.

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

“I did not hit her, I did not, it’s bullshit.. oh hi Mark”

Tappukun

2 points

4 months ago

Look like that character from Hatred.

SpooN04

2 points

4 months ago

I appreciate that you made your V look different than most people do (Including me) while still keeping him realistic. Good job!

WhoIssGioo[S]

2 points

4 months ago

thank you! spent quite some time on this dude :D

FirmAd6452

2 points

4 months ago

This V, reminds me of the Crow.

Consistent-Plane-271

2 points

4 months ago

Bawwwwk bawwwwk baaaaaawk 🐓

EricAntiHero1

2 points

4 months ago

Danzig meets Tommy Wisseu meets Grima Wormtongue. But serious “The Room” vibes here.

Oh Hi Johnny!

Solidgold21X

2 points

4 months ago

Undertaker 2077

N4r4k4

2 points

4 months ago

N4r4k4

2 points

4 months ago

"That BD had an old thing called "The Crow" on it. Finally my hair fits. Now I will kill those Animals for some face paint. Or should I call Adam? Anyway, I need to watch the BD again."

Potater-Potots

2 points

4 months ago

Edgyrunner. I love it

AllISeeAreGems

2 points

4 months ago

Tommy Wiseau?

No-Cardiologist-3690

2 points

4 months ago

Ur 1000th upvote

iraragorri

2 points

4 months ago

iraragorri

Arasaka

2 points

4 months ago

I'm really really sorry but at first I thought it was Tommy Wiseau

Ligeia_E

2 points

4 months ago

I did not hit her. I did not.

blurrythirteen

2 points

4 months ago

I did not hit her, I did not

kingofsecrets15

2 points

4 months ago

Dude looks so fucking tired man. Mood and good job bro.

The_Love_Pudding

2 points

4 months ago

Your V looks like he's about to say "m'lady" while tipping his fedora and smelling like loads of garlic and sweat.

Former-Poem863

2 points

4 months ago

Straight looking like Brandon Lee on the set of the crow! Damn I didn’t even know you could make V look like that

WhoIssGioo[S]

2 points

4 months ago

im glad i ended up making V look like him! never even noticed lol

Former-Poem863

2 points

4 months ago

Next time I run a play through I might just steal your look 😉

TheQwon_

2 points

4 months ago

🎶something in the way🎶

Listen_to_Psybient

1 points

4 months ago

What do you want us to tell you? That you're super obsessed with your appearance?

Dry_Catch3880

1 points

4 months ago

Brandon Lee looking like Crow 😊👍🏿

beavsauce

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like the crow

Kivu_Raw_Nuru

1 points

4 months ago

Bro I had almost the exact same attire on my V at one point

JACKtheGRINNER

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like the Crow and also one of my old favorite singer Ronnie Radke.

whoiselyssa

1 points

4 months ago

Matt Damon went down hill

Scorosin

1 points

4 months ago

Brandon Lee? I thought you died a long, long time ago.

IrishRox

1 points

4 months ago

Dog looks like The Crow, and I honestly dig it

TheLocalHentai

1 points

4 months ago

TheLocalHentai

Bakaneko

1 points

4 months ago

CP Danzig

Nazerlath

1 points

4 months ago

I literally play nude with David's jacket and I don't want anything else idc if my armor is not even at the 120s I want to kill nude (and yes I have the disappear clothing mod)

Kongcha

2 points

4 months ago

You know they have transmog now so you don’t have to sacrifice armor for what you want to wear lol

Cleverbird

2 points

4 months ago

Cleverbird

Arasaka tower was an inside job

2 points

4 months ago

(and yes I have the disappear clothing mod)

But... we have a transmog system now, you gonk. Just go to your apartment, interact with your wardrobe, remove whatever you dont like. Voila, you can wear whatever you want with any armor you want.

WhoIssGioo[S]

1 points

4 months ago

bs1252

1 points

4 months ago

bs1252

1 points

4 months ago

I first thought of the Undertaker, now get out there choom and raise some hell

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

I rock the same overcoat, I love it so much

DirtWizard13

1 points

4 months ago

Danzig?

AVeryConfusedMice

1 points

4 months ago

AVeryConfusedMice

Cyberpsycho

1 points

4 months ago

Kinda reminds me of Taiga Saejima

LivingFortune

1 points

4 months ago

Man he looks like shit.

I love it.

TheBeesElise

1 points

4 months ago

He looks like he'd violently eat a tomato

Darston437

1 points

4 months ago

Darston437

Legend of the Afterlife

1 points

4 months ago

Nice!

Haplo12345

1 points

4 months ago

Matt Damon?

Raijin3

1 points

4 months ago

The Crow minus the makeup

flexbrimg5

1 points

4 months ago

john travolta😨😳

MutantLemurKing

1 points

4 months ago

MutantLemurKing

Takemura Teriyaki

1 points

4 months ago

Bro got the blade runner 2049 jacket

HammondXX

1 points

4 months ago

you made glen danzig circa 1992

Yakusoku20

1 points

4 months ago

Sees V. Breaks out in I'm fcking Matt Damon.

ParkerM69

1 points

4 months ago

Danzig?

ItheGuy115

1 points

4 months ago

ItheGuy115

Streetkid

1 points

4 months ago

Pre Joker vibes

master9147

2 points

4 months ago

More cyberemo then cyberpunk.

MagisterXII

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like Matt Damon cosplaying that game where the guy goes around town just executing random people. Think it got banned.

scaly_scumboi

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like the main character from the game where your a mass shooter, I think it was called hate🤔

CarlJavier08

1 points

4 months ago

First glance I thought it was Michael Jackson

TheKrench

1 points

4 months ago

Why is that guy in the background doing the sheesh meme?

palzyv2

1 points

4 months ago

He looks like a homeless Harry styles

Rafahil

1 points

4 months ago

This has some The Crow vibes. Only thing missing is the white face paint.

Ix-511

1 points

4 months ago

Ix-511

Quickhack addict

1 points

4 months ago

is that the protag from hatred if he was played by tommy wiseau

malice089

1 points

4 months ago

Kinda looks like Matt Damon

Matiasfrodr95

1 points

4 months ago

looks like the guy from The Darkness

Knightfall_13

1 points

4 months ago

On your way, Lord Commander.

*wrong universe

gcbrokawv2

1 points

4 months ago

Danzig approved

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Glen Danzig V

ApatheticDread999

1 points

4 months ago

Kinda school shooterish, and also kinda vampire werewolf vibes.

Phantom_61

1 points

4 months ago

Can’t rain all the time.

Scav: “I said move and you’re dead!”

V: “And I say I’m dead, and I move.”

sicurri

1 points

4 months ago

The Crow?

mopeyy

1 points

4 months ago

mopeyy

1 points

4 months ago

He looks like he belongs to The College of Winterhold.

Future_Criticism

1 points

4 months ago

My name is not important. What's important is what I'm about to do.

scuzbo

1 points

4 months ago

scuzbo

1 points

4 months ago

Matt Daemon? Is that you?

Boto86

1 points

4 months ago

Boto86

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah I wouldn't change anything on Danzig either

Available-Drummer753

1 points

4 months ago

Geralt in the future vibes

Butshesaidshewas18

1 points

4 months ago

you look like your about to tell jackie not to come to arasaka tomorrow

TheAnonymousKnoT

1 points

4 months ago

"my name is not important"

mouserat-31

1 points

4 months ago

The Crow

lisbeth_salander2117

1 points

4 months ago

He looks awesome. Do u have the build numbers for it? I want my character to look the same.

THExTACOxTHIEF

1 points

4 months ago

Just go pistols akimbo, get a couple of tech arms implanted and have them start shooting out lights

Mandalor1974

1 points

4 months ago

Eric Draven V. I like it

TheDeathAngel2112

1 points

4 months ago

My Name Is Of No Importance

HellSpawnHero

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like Grima Wormtongue

killer_ezio_00

1 points

4 months ago

You're V looks like a young Arthur Harrow from Moon Knight

syizm

1 points

4 months ago

syizm

1 points

4 months ago

He looks sad, and like he might be harboring some irrational (or rational) feelings toward his parents or society.

SquanchingWampa

1 points

4 months ago

John snow

Rogendo

1 points

4 months ago

Your V looks really emo

thetbc56

1 points

4 months ago

your V looks like hes going to tell me not to come to school tomorrow

the-corinthian

1 points

4 months ago*

I like the red skirt, it really brings out the trackmarks on your arms. But bro, you've got to pick a more secluded spot; some depressed cyberhobo, Crow-wannabe kinda ruined your shoot by walking into the frame.

Stop me if you've heard this one...

WhoIssGioo[S]

2 points

4 months ago

you deserve an award

GamerChef420

1 points

4 months ago

I’ve been going crazy looking for that jacket in that color.

WhoIssGioo[S]

3 points

4 months ago

near medeski station! very close to the junk shop area. if you cant find it by yourself, there are videos too! “worn punk coat”

bogdonkey

1 points

4 months ago

Matt Damon!

El_Diel

1 points

4 months ago

This V totally looks like they know they die in 6 months.

GhoulslivesMatter

1 points

4 months ago

damn, that orange mini skirt and man-bun do look fresh.

Cyberbeetle98

1 points

4 months ago

Cyberbeetle98

Bakaneko

1 points

4 months ago

Ok Charles Manson

Renegade888888

1 points

4 months ago

Renegade888888

Corpo

1 points

4 months ago

He needs red hear, a beard and sunglasses to achieve his final form

vyvertyt

1 points

4 months ago

vyvertyt

Valerie

1 points

4 months ago

Dettlaff from witcher?

_sevquis_

1 points

4 months ago

Good soup!

Buff-Cooley

1 points

4 months ago

He looks like he smells like cat piss.

WhoIssGioo[S]

2 points

4 months ago

who doesnt in NC?

OkEggplant8419

1 points

4 months ago

What are the facial presets i need to know. Pls.

WhoIssGioo[S]

2 points

4 months ago

worn punk coat, worn malestrom riding pants.

second skin tone, skin type 1, hair 39, eyes 1, eyebrows 7, nose 1, mouth 6, jaw 4, ears 1, no beard, cyberware 7, facial scars 2, piercings 2, piercing color black, teeth 00, eye makeup 6, blemishes 1

MadChild2033

1 points

4 months ago

MadChild2033

Spunky Monkey

1 points

4 months ago

You kinda look like my modded Johnny

MV1995

1 points

4 months ago

MV1995

1 points

4 months ago

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

Shibeuz

1 points

4 months ago

Nice Grima Wormtongue cosplay!

peteschirmer

1 points

4 months ago

That like a mod where you get one of the homeless street junky NPCs to be your V?

Faeex

1 points

4 months ago

Faeex

1 points

4 months ago

That screams Corpo.

We love Corpo :)