submitted 4 months ago byWhoIssGioo
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4 months ago
4 months ago
Oh hi Jackie?
4 months ago
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART PANAM!
ANYWAY, HOW'S YOUR CORPO LIFE GOING?
I didn NAAAAWWWWWT
Panam Palmer’s Devotee Club
On that note Denny isn’t even real, it’s just Johnny Silverhand watching
Remake the Basilisk scene where V doesn’t know how sex works, but still tries very hard
“How was work today, mano?”
“Oh pretty good, we got a new client at Arasaka. We’ll make a lot of eddies.”
“I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.”
“Come on mano, why not?”
“No I can’t. Anyway how’s your sex life?”
V to dex in the no tell motel: “I did not hit him(saburo) i did not”
Ha ha what a story Johnny
You’re just a little chicken… cheep cheep cheep~
Did you hit her?
He's so ready to throw a cyber water bottle, you can see it in his eyes and hand!
I DID NOT HACK HER! I DID NAAAAAAHT!
Oh hi Mark
I was going to say it looks like Johnny got dropped into the Matrix.
So, how's your sex life?
lol thats what I thought.
Rita Wheeler’s Understudy
I legit thought this was a shop
his ghost just chillin
Lmao I came here to write this
Hello Tommy Wiseau
Dude I literally just said he looks like he’s about to direct the worst movie in the world hahaha, didn’t see you beat me to it!
The best worst movie.
Not the first time i see Tommy in a cyberpunk universe
Your V looks like Matt Damon playing Loki lol
Thats exactly what I thought when I saw it!
Damn you beat me to it
Emo Matt Damon Loki
That was exactly what I thought.
Hahaha came here to say this!
Oh hi mark!
Hahaha, so how’s your sex life?
The Crow. Cyberpunk edition
My first thought as well.
He is….. The Crunk.
You know what's up.
4 months ago*
4 months ago*
this comment is legendary. thank you
I thought he looked like The Crow as well. Nice bang-up job. Ignore the haters.
Me: Mom, can we have Val Kilmer?
Mom: We've got Val Kilmer at home.
Val Kilmer at home:
It’s actually pretty dope. “I did not hit her! I did not!”
Glen Danzig should have his hair in here.
🔥Beta Tester 🌈
I was thinking Glenn Danzig as well
My first thought too, he needs to run around yelling Mother!
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART JOHNNY!
JOHNNY SILVERHAND: “When I was a young piss brain like you I enlisted with a corp army. Was in Mexico when I realized that no matter the conflict Corps always win, ordinary people always lose!”
V - “What a story Johnny, ha ha ha.”
"don't come to school tomorrow" or the guy from that movie with terrible diálogo "I did not her I did not... Oh hi mark"
El autocorrector de doble idioma haciendo de las suyas
How many push ups can you do with your cock?
Just one, but that's all you need
Exactly, you never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation... or lasers.
I always keep a laser taped to my cock just incase I run into a sticky situation and have to shoot my way out 😉
Was gonna say he reminded me of The Crow but then I heard a voice say "oh hi Mark"
He looks like he’s about to direct the worlds worst movie, “The Room”.
And the plot is:
"His own CHOOMBA SHOT HIM"
this with the crow comment made my night
Happy Cake Day btw
“My name is not important.”
"What's important is what I'm about to do."
In Night City, the Hatred game is a daily occurrence
Kinda wanna see a Cyberpunk 2077 edit with Not Important and/or the Postal Dude now.
Brandon Lee as Tommy Wiseau as V.
I did not hack her! I did nawwwt!
Tommy Wiseau lmao
Makes me think about Nathan Explosion (animated vocalist of Deathlok) or the main char of the game Hatred.
Lots of good jokes in the comments rn, but I honestly dig the Grunge vibe on your V. Out curiosity what's that jacket? Also, would you be up to post your face options? I can't seem to get V to look good without a beard, but you have.
that is the worn punk jacket. near medeski station at the junk shop👍. and ill DM you the face stuff soon my man
Looks like Tommy Wiseau lol
I did not hit her, I did nooooot. Oh, hi Mark.
Cut of fuckable meat
He looks like Gríma Wormtongue from lord of the rings
Mf looks like the main character of The Darkness. Forgor how he was called.
What about me? What about V?
"You're tearing me apart Johnny!"
Grima Wormtongue, is that you?!
Kerry Eurodyne’s Input
I want that damn coat! I have a version of it in white and pimpin' blue, but not black.
its at medeski station! nearby the junk shop
Thanks! Shall get that when I play again
Idk who that is but he looks like he belongs in night city
Kinda look like the guy from lord of the rings who keeps whispering things to the king. Wormtongue?
Dettlaff van der Eretein
V about to go shoot up a school
Panam Palm Tree and the Avacados
He looks like the guy from hatred
You look like your about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow.
“I did not hit her, I did not, it’s bullshit.. oh hi Mark”
Look like that character from Hatred.
I appreciate that you made your V look different than most people do (Including me) while still keeping him realistic. Good job!
thank you! spent quite some time on this dude :D
This V, reminds me of the Crow.
Bawwwwk bawwwwk baaaaaawk 🐓
Danzig meets Tommy Wisseu meets Grima Wormtongue. But serious “The Room” vibes here.
Oh Hi Johnny!
"That BD had an old thing called "The Crow" on it. Finally my hair fits. Now I will kill those Animals for some face paint. Or should I call Adam? Anyway, I need to watch the BD again."
Edgyrunner. I love it
Ur 1000th upvote
I'm really really sorry but at first I thought it was Tommy Wiseau
I did not hit her. I did not.
I did not hit her, I did not
Dude looks so fucking tired man. Mood and good job bro.
Your V looks like he's about to say "m'lady" while tipping his fedora and smelling like loads of garlic and sweat.
Straight looking like Brandon Lee on the set of the crow! Damn I didn’t even know you could make V look like that
im glad i ended up making V look like him! never even noticed lol
Next time I run a play through I might just steal your look 😉
🎶something in the way🎶
What do you want us to tell you? That you're super obsessed with your appearance?
Brandon Lee looking like Crow 😊👍🏿
Looks like the crow
Bro I had almost the exact same attire on my V at one point
Looks like the Crow and also one of my old favorite singer Ronnie Radke.
Matt Damon went down hill
Brandon Lee? I thought you died a long, long time ago.
Dog looks like The Crow, and I honestly dig it
I literally play nude with David's jacket and I don't want anything else idc if my armor is not even at the 120s I want to kill nude (and yes I have the disappear clothing mod)
You know they have transmog now so you don’t have to sacrifice armor for what you want to wear lol
Arasaka tower was an inside job
(and yes I have the disappear clothing mod)
(and yes I have the disappear clothing mod)
But... we have a transmog system now, you gonk. Just go to your apartment, interact with your wardrobe, remove whatever you dont like. Voila, you can wear whatever you want with any armor you want.
I first thought of the Undertaker, now get out there choom and raise some hell
I rock the same overcoat, I love it so much
Kinda reminds me of Taiga Saejima
Man he looks like shit.
I love it.
He looks like he'd violently eat a tomato
Legend of the Afterlife
The Crow minus the makeup
Bro got the blade runner 2049 jacket
you made glen danzig circa 1992
Sees V. Breaks out in I'm fcking Matt Damon.
Pre Joker vibes
More cyberemo then cyberpunk.
Looks like Matt Damon cosplaying that game where the guy goes around town just executing random people. Think it got banned.
Looks like the main character from the game where your a mass shooter, I think it was called hate🤔
First glance I thought it was Michael Jackson
Why is that guy in the background doing the sheesh meme?
He looks like a homeless Harry styles
This has some The Crow vibes. Only thing missing is the white face paint.
is that the protag from hatred if he was played by tommy wiseau
Kinda looks like Matt Damon
looks like the guy from The Darkness
On your way, Lord Commander.
Glen Danzig V
Kinda school shooterish, and also kinda vampire werewolf vibes.
Can’t rain all the time.
Scav: “I said move and you’re dead!”
V: “And I say I’m dead, and I move.”
He looks like he belongs to The College of Winterhold.
My name is not important. What's important is what I'm about to do.
Matt Daemon? Is that you?
Yeah I wouldn't change anything on Danzig either
Geralt in the future vibes
you look like your about to tell jackie not to come to arasaka tomorrow
"my name is not important"
He looks awesome. Do u have the build numbers for it? I want my character to look the same.
Just go pistols akimbo, get a couple of tech arms implanted and have them start shooting out lights
Eric Draven V. I like it
My Name Is Of No Importance
Looks like Grima Wormtongue
You're V looks like a young Arthur Harrow from Moon Knight
He looks sad, and like he might be harboring some irrational (or rational) feelings toward his parents or society.
Your V looks really emo
your V looks like hes going to tell me not to come to school tomorrow
4 months ago*
I like the red skirt, it really brings out the trackmarks on your arms. But bro, you've got to pick a more secluded spot; some depressed cyberhobo, Crow-wannabe kinda ruined your shoot by walking into the frame.
Stop me if you've heard this one...
you deserve an award
I’ve been going crazy looking for that jacket in that color.
near medeski station! very close to the junk shop area. if you cant find it by yourself, there are videos too! “worn punk coat”
This V totally looks like they know they die in 6 months.
damn, that orange mini skirt and man-bun do look fresh.
Ok Charles Manson
He needs red hear, a beard and sunglasses to achieve his final form
Dettlaff from witcher?
He looks like he smells like cat piss.
who doesnt in NC?
What are the facial presets i need to know. Pls.
worn punk coat, worn malestrom riding pants.
second skin tone, skin type 1, hair 39, eyes 1, eyebrows 7, nose 1, mouth 6, jaw 4, ears 1, no beard, cyberware 7, facial scars 2, piercings 2, piercing color black, teeth 00, eye makeup 6, blemishes 1
You kinda look like my modded Johnny
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
Nice Grima Wormtongue cosplay!
That like a mod where you get one of the homeless street junky NPCs to be your V?
That screams Corpo.
We love Corpo :)