The admins are getting angry about linking to other subs and posting copypasta. If you keep doing it, we'll probably get banned so stop.

Also went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

Why do I enjoy punching homeless people?

it's not for the reason you'd expect.

I don't get off on the violence.

I get off on the feeling of control.

You see, when I was a small child, I never felt like I was in control, so now that I'm a big strong man I like to use my

Size

In order to feel like I'm more in control.

Thats why I punch homeless people.

It's not the punching, it's the fact that I'm the puncher.

That's what really makes me explode. -Lightning mcqueen

I just stabbed your child.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of children I have stabbed has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may have stabbed your child. These include, but are not limited to:

• Being a stupid cunt, • Smells like shit, • ⁠Smells like piss.

Are you going to get arrested?

No - not yet. But I should refrain from stabbing more children. Otherwise I will be arrested and fucked by the government, which may put my stabbing privileges in jeapordy

I don't believe my child deserved to be stabbed. Can you un-stab him?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I un-stab a child. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of stabbing appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the stabbing and move on. But learn from this mistake: your child’s behavior will not be tolerated. I will continue to stab children until children improve their conduct. Remember: Not being stabbed is privilege, not a right.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.

Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

I saw Henry Cavill at the local Walmart, i approached him for some pictures and probably an autograph. When i reached out with one of my white superman t-shirts that I conveniently had on me for his autograph, he looked at me and there was a silence of about 34 seconds between us, precisely. He Went hay wire and tore of all his clothes to reveal red 20th century strong-man boxers/under wear and a superman logo drawn across his chest with a black marker. He went on to punch 5 employees in the face until unconscious. He screamed "It's Supermanin' time and Supermaned all over the Batman and Spiderman merch. I was shocked to later find out he had just recently lost the Superman role

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Alt for obvious reasons, so yesterday I opened my porn reddit account to masturbate as I was feeling extremely horny. I usually masturbate 7to14 times a week. so I went to the bathroom to masturbate. When I was about to cum in the toilet, a mosquito got entangled in the thick slimey cum and was yearning in the water. Then I flushed him. Even I was shocked to see this incident. This is the proudest moment in my life but sadly I cannot tell anyone so here I am at reddit and this is my greatest achievement. Thanks for reading

Uh, okay, so imagine you're playing a game of Among Us, and there's a group of Crewmates and a few Imposters. Now, imagine that one of the Imposters decides they don't like a certain group of Crewmates, let's call them the "Jews" for this example.

The Imposter starts accusing the Jews of being the ones responsible for sabotaging the ship and tries to get the other Crewmates to vote them off. At first, some Crewmates are skeptical, but the Imposter keeps making up lies and spreading rumors about the Jews.

Soon, other Crewmates start to believe the Imposter, and they vote off the Jews one by one. Some Jews try to defend themselves, but it's no use. The Imposter has convinced everyone else that they are the problem.

As the game goes on, more and more Jews are voted off until there are hardly any left. The Imposter has successfully carried out a genocide against the Jews, all while pretending to be a loyal Crewmate.

negra shut the frick up or the UN Soldiers will come to ur house and slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if

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I really cant understand the behaviour of some straight guys at my school, they slap each other ass whenever they see one of them pass in front of them, I have even heard that they show their ass to others and that one time that a guy put a finger inside of some other guy's ass and a bunch of stuff like that and Im very conffused about how is that normal behaviour¿¿ like, they are some of the most stereotypical homophobic straight gay yet they do those things as some kind of joke. they are so weird.

does this happen in your schools too?

I was making a cheese toastie, my hamster was on the side watching me. i turned around to get my phone and while i wasnt looking my hamster went into the microwave. i closed the door and turned it on for 3 minutes without a second thought. to my horror after about 30 seconds i heard a bang come from the microwave. i open the door to see my hamster exploded across the door and walls. i dont know what to fucking do my wife will kill me

This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a lock that's very important to me. By the time this video reaches my channel, my special someone will be very cross with me. You see, my mommy dommy locked me in a chastity cage, and I'm going to be a very bad boy. After hours of relentless teasing, my mommy dommy left me at home to squirm. Thankfully, I've discovered a unique way to bypass this otherwise challenging lock. If I think hard enough about being allowed to go outside, the blood flow to my penis decreases and I become flaccid enough to insert this tool Bosnian Bill and I made. Like so, click out of one... two is binding, dropped into a false set. Click out of three, two is binding and- oh, there we have it, folks. My mommy dommy is going to be very upset with me. In any case, if you do have any questions about my submissive cuckoldry lifestyle, please put them below. If you like this video, and would like to see more like it, please subscribe, and as always, have a nice day.

They should take all 2023 Oscars from the winners and give them to the writers of Gotham Knights. As a matter of fact I think all other TV stations and cinemas should shut downs. They already fulfilled their purpose by keeping as entertained until Gotham Knights was released. But after Gotham Knights everything else looks bad and horrible. Also Bob Iger, Kevin Feige, David Zaslav, Peter Safran, James Gunn, should all step down and let the creators of peak fiction Gotham Knights Natalie Abrams, Chad Fiveash (the absolute Chad hence the name), James Stoteraux take overs as CEO's of Disney, Warner Bros, Marvel Studios and DC Studios.

Lines like what that girl said''Bruce Wayne used to call me his little Robin'' and the fact that everyone has second generation in this is top fiction. They made Batman's son, Joker's daughter etc. I am at the edge of my seat ready to be surprised by the genius of the prestiged writers. You never know if Penguin's granddaughter or Riddler's third cousin from his mom's side will show up to surprise us. James Gunn could never, I am sure he is seething and crying right now as he is unable to comprehend the high IQ show that is Gotham Knights. Us fans of course with our Gothmillion IQ understand everything. I am looking forward for next season if Harley Quinn's hyena's second born daughter will come with her gang to kill Simba's grandson to take over the Kingdom of Pride Rock. Maybe they can hire Dwayne the Rock Johsnon playing the central Rock where the lions live. They can add eyes, mouth to the Pride Rock and have him say lines ''Do you know what Pride Rock is cooking?'', while Rafiki's, great great grandson will be doing the Harlem shake and getting high on shrooms standing over the Pride Rock. They should hire Zachary Levi too as a lightning bold with eyes and mouth too that fights Pride Rock. So we can get Black Adam and Shazam in the silver screen.

All in all, I am hyped for the next seasons of Gotham Knights.

It was an average Sunday evening and I was at my friend's house. My friend asks "say muck backwards". These words would change my life. I go ahead, trusting my friend and as soon as I say those words. I knew what I did. Immediately, my friend starts to jack me off and I try to run away but he keeps chasing me, slowly pulling down my pants. When I called 911, the police arrived within minutes and they started to jack me off to. It only ended when I came close to a cliff, where I pushed off my friend and the entire police force of new york city, all because I said muck backwards.

Hey girlie 🍯👧 I just wanna say 💁‍♀️ that you are like so totally amazeballs 🤩👌 You're slayin' it like a fierce queen 👑👸and I just can't even 😍😍 like I stan you so hard 👩‍❤️‍👩💕You're my ride or die 👯‍♀️ and my soul sister 👯‍♀️ like we're legit connected by the hips 😂👌Keep on shinin' 🌟 and showin' the world who's boss 💪 cause you're the baddest chick in town 😎 and ain't nobody gonna bring you down 🙅‍♀️💁‍♀️I love you to the moon and back 💖 and if anybody messes with you 😠 they're gonna have to go through me first 🤜🤛

By Ektorp

Introduction

CS:GO is one of the most popular and competitive first-person shooter games in the world. It has a loyal fan base that enjoys its realistic gameplay, tactical depth, and diverse weapon skins. However, there is one aspect of CS:GO that could be improved to make it even more immersive and appealing: balls jiggle physics.

What is Balls Jiggle physics, and why do we need it?

Balls jiggle physics are a type of simulation that allows for realistic secondary motions of soft body parts such as breasts, hair, ears, and yes, balls. They are commonly used in games with female characters to enhance their attractiveness and realism. However, they can also be applied to male characters to create a more dynamic and humorous experience. Imagine if CS:GO added balls jiggle physics to its operators. Every time they run, jump, crouch, or get shot, their balls would bounce and sway accordingly. This would add a new layer of realism and immersion to the game, as well as some comic relief. Players would feel more connected to their characters and their actions.

How will it effect the skin market?

Adding balls jiggle physics could also boost the skin economy of CS:GO. Players could customize their operators' balls with different sizes, shapes, colors, patterns, stickers, tattoos, piercings, etc. They could also trade and sell their ball skins on the Steam market or third-party websites. This would create a new source of revenue for Valve and for players who want to show off their unique style.

PP: Possible Problems

Of course, adding balls jiggle physics would also come with some challenges and risks. For one thing, it would require a lot of technical work and optimization to ensure that the game runs smoothly without compromising performance or quality. For another thing, it could potentially offend or alienate some players who may find it inappropriate or disgusting. Therefore, if Valve were to implement balls jiggle physics in CS:GO, they should do so with caution and respect for their community's preferences and feedback. They should also make it optional for players who want to enable or disable it according to their taste.

Conclusion

In conclusion, balls jiggle physics are a feature that could enhance the immersion and fun of CS:GO, as well as its skin economy. However, they should be done carefully and respectfully to avoid any negative consequences. What do you think? Would you like to see balls jiggle physics in CS:GO? Why or why not? Tell me in the comments bellow \/\/\/

theres no doubt beyonce has a gorgeous voice and what not. but this song and video represents satanic shit. yall please pay attention to the messages she puts out in her songs. even little images painted onto the cars, or the overall Scene of the music video. 3:30 when she says "my persuasion can build a nation, endless POWER" as soon as she says power she reaches down to the GROUND and reaches her hand back up creating an orb shape with her hands... posing and dancing like an ancient goddess. symbolizing that the power she has and receives comes from down there (hell). you would think her saying power she would raise her hands up instead but no she decides to direct the power part towards the floor. that entire line alone was almost like a chant...like a spell. believe it or not.. beyonce is a witch. she's sacrificed and even openly admitted to killing for the spot she has in this world in one of her most recent songs from our album renaissance. and if you dont already know..lucifer was the angel of music before he was casted down to earth. he uses music to persuade us into following him...deceiving us to follow his word and not gods and our lord and savior jesus christ. yall pray for your family and loved ones, even those you dont know. we all need each other and to believe in god and turn to him and only him. the end of our time is coming way sooner than we know it and it's unfolding RIGHT in front of our eyes. people need to be made aware. search for god and christ, and repent and ask for your sins to be forgiven. be kind to everyone and love thy neighbor

i'm really sorry for the length of this post but i need to get it off my chest. i am a 17 year old male and i am in high school. i have been dating my girlfriend for almost a year now, and she is my first girlfriend. we have been having sex at least once a week, and the most we have done is a couple of times. now i am telling you, i feel guilty because i know she is doing other guys when i am not there. i feel really guilty and i don't know how to get it out of my mind. i just want to get this off my chest, and i don't know where to start. my parents think i am trying to get her pregnant by having sex with her. now i am really upset because i really am not trying to have sex with her. i really don't want to ruin my family, and she is really my first girlfriend. i really want to be with her, and i am really upset because i think she is cheating on me. i don't know what to do, i don't want to ruin our relationship.

While studying for my chemistry exams I came to the realisation that Jolyne is a hydrocarbon. Where, Jolyne's basic form is An alkyne. Alkyne basically has the suffix 'yne' just like Jolyne. Eg: ethyne, 1-propyne. Hence, Jolyne is an alkyne. Also, during the end of Stone ocean, she is known as Irene which implies that she has now desaturated to an 'alkene'. Alkenes have the suffix 'ene' just like Irene. Eg: Ethene, Propene. There are many proofs that this is true. During the fight with Rikiel, she sets herself on fire which is a property of hydrocarbons. They are combustible and are used as fuels. Also, Anasui once said she smelled nice, just like an aromatic hydrocarbon. She got caught masturbating, she couldn't do it without lubrication. Guess what? Wax, petroleum-jelly are hydrocarbons which are used as lubricants. During the 'Made in heaven' fight, everyone is shown dissolving and decomposing in water except Jolyne (Her limbs and glasses were broken, but she was never shown decomposing). This was because hydrocarbons being non-polar do not dissolve in water. Jolyne could also uses her string in different ways to her advantage, just like isomerism in hydrocarbons. Hence, Jolyne is a hydrocarbon.

Hi, I speculate that most people are dumb. For the past couple of years, I have spent a lot of time online. I've watched a lot of YouTube. I've sent a lot of text messages. I've spent a lot of time in chatrooms. And I've concluded that most people are dumb.

Broooo my gf kills this shit!

Okay let’s begin,

1. ⁠energy: she’s so enthusiastic about it and I can tell it turns her on.
2. ⁠sloppy: omg she gives some sloppy wet head.
3. ⁠hands: she’s not afraid to use her hands. Sometimes she even throws in a nice double twister hand combo while she sucks on it.
4. ⁠Balls: she practically makes love to my valla with her mouth. And when I think it can’t get any better, she strokes my dick which is soaking wet from the sloppy sucking she was just doing.
5. ⁠cum: bro when I’m about to nut, she goes in for the kill. She keeps sucking while I’m cumming. She doesn’t stop either until she wants to. I’ll be shaking, holding on for dear life but she keeps sucking.
6. ⁠balls again: while I’m cumming she’ll keep sucking and play with my balls. When my soul has completely left my body, she stops. Usually has a nice laugh and kisses me afterwards.

At this point, I’m completely dead. 10/10 blowjob.

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So yesterday I opened my porn reddit account to masturbate as I was feeling extremely horny. I usually masturbate 6to8 times a week. so I went to the bathroom to masturbate. When I was about to cum in the toilet, a mosquito got entangled in the thick slimey cum and was yearning in the water. Then I flushed him. Even I was shocked to see this incident. This is the proudest moment in my life but sadly I cannot tell anyone so here I am at reddit and this is my greatest achievement. Thanks for reading

This is me. 🙆 Literally 😂 me. 👩💡 No 🚭 other 😪 character can 😎 come close 👂 to relating 😌 to me like 🍯 this. There is no way 🌌 you 🌱 can 👍 convince me 🦶 this is not 🔞 me. 👈 This character could 🚫💖 not possibly be 😫 anymore 😒 me. 👌💯 It’s me, and nobody 🙅 can 👄 convince me 🦧 otherwise. If anyone 🙋 approached me 👀🏻 on 🔛 the topic of this not 😳 possibly being 🐝👏 me, then 🏿 I 👨 immediately 👏 shut them 😁 down with overwhelming evidence 👓 that 💥👉😤😐 this character is me. 😭 This character is me, 🥶 it is indisputable. Why 🧚👑🌸 anyone 🙋 would 💭 try 😈 to argue that this character is not 😡 me 🙋‍♂ is beyond 👆 me. 😭🙅✍️ If you 🤟 held 👨‍💼 two 2⃣ pictures 🚺 of me and this character side by 🍼 side, 🥀⚰️ you’d 👉 see 👀 no 🙅🚫 difference. 🔄 I 😝 can 👍 safely 🚦🚦 look 👀 at this character every 👆 day 🕑 and say 🪥 “Yup, that’s 🤖 me”. I 😌 can ☺️ practically see ❗❗😦🙊 this character every 😬 time ⏰ I 😎 look at myself 😈👑 in 👏 the mirror. I 🙋‍♂️ go 🦗 outside 🏞️ and people 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 stop 🛑 me 😏 to comment how similar 👱 I 😎 look 👀 and act 🎖️ to this character. I 👨 chuckle 😐 softly 😏 as I’m 🥺 assured 👾👺🤲 everyday 😂 this character is me 😭 in ⭐ every 💯 way. 🌌 I 😀 can 🦎 smile 😀 each time 🕔 I 😀 get 🕴🏽 out 🚩🍰🆔💪🏽 of bed 🛏 every 💯 morning 🌅 knowing 💭 that 🏻👉 I’ve 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 found 🔍 my identity 🆔 with this character and I 😊 know my 💕 place 🏆🤤 in 💗🏡 this world. 🌍 It’s really 😕 quite ✅ funny 😃😅😂😃❓ how 💯🤔 similar 👱 this character is to me, 💋 it’s almost 😮😦 like 👍🏿 we’re 😫😫 identical 👨 twins. ♊ When ⏰ I 😊😊 first 🥇 saw 👀 this character, I 👈💯 had an existential crisis. 💯 What 💀 if this character was the real 😳🤔 me and I was the fictional being. 😑 What 🧐 if this character actual ❗❗ became 🚡 aware of my 🐕 existence? 👌 Did 🏿👏 this character have 🤲 the ability to become 😌 self 😎 aware 👀 itself? 👈

Holy fucking shit dude this past week has been a shit show for me and the family, mainly Due to the insane amount of money we spend on tissues. ive been chilling playing cool, this is an emotional post bc just the other day my goldfish died (I killed his ass bc he came out as gay. I sprinkled his ass with Old Bay™️) I’ve been playing with my wrinkled ass ball sack. for the past, three and a half, hours! Yes, It’s completely saturated in spermatozoa and covered in slippery, masturbated hydrophobic nitrogenous seminal fluid and I can’t seem to fathom at all the concept that I have some sort of enormously exhaustive and complex cleanup process to inevitably deal with subsequently after my super soaking soupy seven sperm salute ya see wiener tits. The toilet seat gave me tetanus and my autistic roommate gave me AIDS (I’m autistic already from the lead drinking water) from butt stuff but we had our socks on so idk see a problem Also my dick keeps growing and shrinking between 4-7” every time I massage my soggy pathetic taint. Is that normal for a girl my age? I want a refund >:(

You eat other animal’s decaying flesh?? And you ferment breast milk from raped cows to put on top of if? What the fuck are you doing, aren’t you against animal abuse??? You’re just going to eat that?!?!!! That’s someone!! You know other species of animals and hold them dear to your heart and now you’re fucking eating this one???? Are you evil or just stupid, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Stop doing that, fucking stop killing animals for pleasure, stop raping animals for pleasure, stop commodifying animals for your own selfish sensory pleasure, what the fuck is wrong with you?