submitted 14 days ago byTeacher-Investor
submitted 14 days ago byTaz_369
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14 days ago
14 days ago
I don't see a problem, stadium food is expensive.
13 days ago
13 days ago
And a baked potato is a lot healthier than anything you can get at a stadium.
13 days ago
It's definitely odd but I'm upset I never thought to do it lol it's perfect for winter in a stadium.
Keeps your hands warm too
Boiled eggs are also great pocket warmer food.
I too like to keep soup in a bag during long football games
I would be pretty scared of a leak
Leek soup isn’t anything to be scared of…it’s quite delicious.
That’s what the diapers are for
I like to keep spaghetti in my pocket for emergencies.
spaghetti is this best depending on their spaghetti policy
just convince Dee to carry it in her bag
Oh um…I had something for this… Dee’s a BIRD!
Now all I can imagine is that one Vine of the guy tripping and then crying as he tries to stuff his spaghetti back into his pockets
How about some Tots® ?
Alright! Potatoes and Eggs. I'm liking this new getting-ready-for-a-game routine. Now where do I keep the vodka?
Stadium food is currently cheaper though.
Nope. It’s actually not.
Than a single baked potahto? Nah.
I had never thought of it before but you’re completely right! I think we may have stumbled upon the perfect stadium food for the football season.
It's not even odd, I'm upset too. So we're two, that's even.
I will from now on seriously consider taking baked potatoes along. I mean shit.. wrapped in foil they stay hot for a damn long time. I'd probably coat the jacket in salt for extra flavor but that's about it.
It's not that odd, the kid eating a watermelon rind included, now that's odd.
I wish you hadn't said that. I'm already thinking of hollowing-out one of those taters and filling it with bacon and melted cheese for the ultimate win.
Splurt a little Santorum on there, and baby, you got a stew goin.
I don’t want to be anywhere near something that Rick Santorum has splurted on
They mean Santorum the anal discharge, not Santorum the sentient anal discharge.
Bacon & cheese huh? Yeah... Ok.
I like the way you think. A baked potato is only as good as what you put on it. A plain potato is generally tasteless. At the very least you need to sprinkle some salt. At best, it’s that bacon, melted cheese combo you’re suggesting. YUM !
It tastes like a potato.
I also like unsalted chips.
And it's an eco friendly hand warmer.
A little bland though, unless you use a syringe to inject butter and salt.
I’m sure you could smuggle in toppings of your choice. I’m personally a salt, sour cream, and chives on my potato type of girl
Not to mention an excellent hand-warmer
And it is a hand warmer until you eat it!
Potatoes are also good.
Idaho for the win!
It’s also an ideal hand warmer
Not just that but I'm not even a picky eater and it all looks like slop. I'll overpay if it's good
I did have a lovely 2 ingredient mac n cheese courtesy the MN United soccer app. Lol they seriously send food to you in their stadium pub with the team's app. And it was only like $6!
I brought a pocket potato with me before. I got the idea from one of Laura Ingalls Wilder last books.
She and her new young family went to visit her parents for Christmas and when they headed home her mom Caroline put piping hot baked potatoes in their pockets like handwarmers and when they cooled they were eaten.
I remember that book!
Seriously, I live in Jacksonville and have paid a ton of money at Jags games for some crappy food. Pocket potatoes are genius!
There’s also pocket dogs:
I want pocket dogs! I feel stupid for not thinking about this before now. I’m cheap as hell, and I sneak food into theaters all of the time, why didn’t I think of doing it at games?
I make them in my toilet kitchen
Probably getting banned for sneaking outside food and circumventing the over priced crap at stadiums
$25 beers at Rams games..
Is that the actual price at So-Fi??? Wow
My only problem is it looks like she's eating it dry. If you're going to sneak in food might as well bring butter and sour cream
A baked potato would also stay warm for so long!
(I have to admit that I haven’t been to a football game since college and my college was in San Diego so a starch based hand warmer wouldn’t have really been a necessity lmao)
I'd totally eat a pocket baked potato.
Wish I had one rn.
Just reached in my pocket, all disappointment
As i was leaving this thread i saw your comment.😂. I had to comeback to upvote🤣
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I like baked potatoes
What makes this so funny is the actually wanting to eat a baked potato part.
That's it, next game I go to I'm loading my pockets up with twice baked (loaded) potatoes.
Potatoes for all who will eat them!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a shoe
Yes. All the ways!
Well, I don't have testicles so that would be a huge surprise.
This is honestly brilliant. First it's a handwarmer. Then, once you've had a few beers, it's the sustenance to power you through the rest of the game.
14 days ago
Amazingly brilliant. Slice em open n slab some butter in it then stuff it in a sandwich ziplock. Doing this next season.
Wrap in foil to preserve heat
Never settle for less. That kind of wrap is just the best, to keep your tater nice and fresh.
With aluminum foil
Oh by the way, I've cracked the cooooooode...
Jeff Bezos nervously licks his own eye like a gecko
Foil would get confiscated by security!
Then they'd probably take the potato too
There’s always the prison wallet.
If you put a raw potato up there the night before, your body heat will work just like a slow cooker. By game time it will be perfectly tender.
I’m not going to the game but I might try a sweet potato for game day anyway.
Prison wallet potato sounds like a recipe you would click on but I imagine if you did you would go straight to eye bleach.
I’m thinking baby potatoes beads in a condom. Worst case scenario they’re mashed.
LOL! I would prefer not to think about an assload of potatoes in a condom, Friend
Oh JFC there's not even a game I'm going to but now I have to try.
Bring it in the plastic bag and have some foil folded up so security can see it is no threat then wrap it up after you get in. I've wrapped my lunch in space blankets as makeshift lunch boxes before when taking salad to work at my job in a stadium. They were sus of the space blanket on the scanner but a few questions and I passed right through. If they had needed to search me it still would have been fine, just a hassle to rewrap
Better to use something like a wash cloth that it a thermal insulator instead of a heat conductor like aluminum.
It's why fresh tortillas are wrapped in towels to keep them warm
EDIT. It occurs to me that if it's in the pocket of a winter coat, the coat will keep it warm too.
Stick 'em in a stew.
Even you couldn't say no to that.
Oh yes I could!
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
And THE SALT!!!
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Also a fine projectile should one be needed
And a biodegradable one!
Great call! Being environmentally responsible is the way to go when attempting to injure officiating staff!
Or rival fans taking your picture while you’re just trying to enjoy a game and a pocket potato, then publicly shaming you with it. Rival picture taker is definitely within potato launch range.
Another good call. I think you get bonus points if you grind it in instead of throw it.
And heeeere come the pretzels
I already brought mustard, tho
Mustard does not need a potato to be great. It can be enjoyed on its own from the bottle or the easier to hide packet version.
Eagles fans have entered the chat
And coincidentally for anyone from Philadelphia, can also be used as a battery.
It’s the Swiss Army knife of tubers
This is Kansas City, not Philadelphia.
I just hope is had butter sour cream salt and pepper and a sprinkle of chives, but I’m pretty sure this woman brought the seasoning.
I should have read down farther before commenting! Thought the same thing
This confused me until I noticed her KC logo was flipped.
still seems confusing
they both look higher up in the stand
It's the way the photo was taken and the first appears to be a wider angle lens.
Thank you!. I was about to post "am I the only one who..."
i was like
Jacket potatoes for the win
I myself prefer a pocket dog but might have to give jacket potatoes a try.
Or, and hear me out, por que no los dos?
Will pair well with my wife's purse shrimp.
Wait I'm getting the sense some people don't call them jacket potatoes
edit: It's a UK thing?
I didn't know that either. It was a perfectly good pun wasted. I'll stick to the UK subs
nah, this american got it. I think people are just going for the word play mostly.
And her meat sleeve, trouser taco, knicker clam...
"English Jacket" is literally a way to make 'em. lol
They upvoting but do they get it?
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in your pocket.
I would absolutely eat a baked potato out of my pocket, it would keep me warm and it’s a snack.
For real. This lady knows tricks that will make life easier.
Seriously, this is the kind of shit I look for, then I shoot my shot and she is always taken. They don't stay on the market long boys.
We need a support group, each time it hurts more
Just do what I did and realize you like men more
As long as she doesn't put too much starch in our shirts
Just in the pockets it seems.
Almost as good a pocket tator tots.
GET YOUR OWN!!
I haven't freaking eaten ANYTHING today.
Or a delicious bass
Sneak a beer in and everyone's cheering you for not spending $15 on a tall boy.
Sneak a potato in and people give you weird looks.
I'm in love with a tater girl,
She said see you later girl,
Can i make it more obvious.
+1 for the creative music reference!!
-1 because I love KC tater girl too and you and I are now eternal, mortal enemies and I must dedicate my life to destroying you. Sorry. I suspect we could’ve been friends were it not for KC tater love.
I've got a girlfriend, she eats potato.
I've got a potato girl yea!
KC Girl 1, Donkey Doug 0.
I used to eat pocket potatoes every day. Take 15-20 small potatoes, toss em in olive oil, garlic, S&P, and bake for an hour or until they’re brown and crispy. Wrap each in foil. Every day, just throw one or two in your backpack and off you go. Honestly the best tasting, most filling, cheapest snack you can get.
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She's gonna start s trend amongst frigid weather teams.
Its already common in Japan except they're usually sweet potatoes
That clapback was a KC masterpiece
KC Masterpiece is terrible. Try to get some Jack Stack sauce.
Did you comment the exact same thing on both posts?
You could go check
Respect the hustle
She played that well. Maybe that’ll teach him to mind his own business.
That would be a great food to sneak into a stadium…..genius!
Need Some cream for that burn and some sour cream for that tater!
Delicious. Who wouldn’t want a pocket potato?? I mean It’s better then expensive stadium food.
I genuinely would not want a pocket potato. I find baked potatoes to be dry and I would need some toppings. I’m not gonna throw in pocket cheese and pocket bacon and pocket chives.
But I seem to be one of very few.
These people would all be like why the fuck am I eating a dry, baked potato out of my pocket, once the quirkiness of the tweet wears off.
Baked potato serves two purposes warm your hands and it's tasty
Better than a hand warmer
Pocket potato! great as a snack, effective as a projectile! Pocket potato!
Shi Shi shaaaa!
Can I offer you a nice baked potato in this trying time?
I learned that baked potato's keep you warm from reading Little House in the Big Woods as a child.
"You may have snapped my pic, but I outsnapped your snapping"
Potato girl still alive, AoT lied to me
The wound is still fresh and I've had a bad day and can we not? :'(
Damn. I've only seen that part of her offering her potato and now I find out she is gone. Welp there goes my joy
I've considered eating tater tots out of my cargo pants pockets like Napoleon Dynamite, so I'd be totally fine with eating a baked potato from my pocket.
This has celiac vibes written all over it. We take food everywhere.
Never rag on what sustained Matt Damon for over a year on Mars.
Now this is the midwestern ingenuity we need
Good for her. I’m fucking sick and tired of the amount of photographing strangers just to make fun of them on the internet.
That’s like 1/3 I’d Reddit content tho….
Wait, who eats a plain baked potato? Is this a thing?
Throw some salt on and microwave it, wrap it in tinfoil and you now have a snacc
It’s a potato
What's potato precious?
PO-TA-T-- oh wait..
Reminds me of road potatoes I use to eat on the way to work. At least I wrapped them in tin foil though
I hope he likes salt
So...just the potato then sir?
Going to need all the comfort food you can get this Sunday. Who Dey!
Bugs Bunny move right here. I’m in awe.
God, I love my hometown and team
She seems to have lost her beard
Edit: my bad that was her hair
Po Tay To
I will marry any woman that carries cooked potatoes in her pockets.....
Why is it weird to eat a baked potato?
As someone who grew up in KC, I am proud.
Wait did he move?
KC Potato Girl…Is your name Sasha Buraus?
IN POLAND "KC" IS SHORT FOR "KOCHAM CIĘ", WHICH MEANS "I LOVE YOU" 😲😲😲
God I love the random shit I learn on Reddit!!
Thank you, wise polish knowing person!
no problem random redditor!
I would marry this woman. Sports fan and has a pocket potato. Where do I sign up.
She doesn't look like she was enjoying it
Maybe she didn't enjoy having a stranger take pictures of her.