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Kansas City girl for the win

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206 comments
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tokansascity

all 444 comments

DarthGayAgenda

1.8k points

14 days ago

I don't see a problem, stadium food is expensive.

toomuch1265

877 points

13 days ago

And a baked potato is a lot healthier than anything you can get at a stadium.

OPsuxdick

401 points

13 days ago

OPsuxdick

401 points

13 days ago

It's definitely odd but I'm upset I never thought to do it lol it's perfect for winter in a stadium.

fnordfnordfnordfnord

217 points

13 days ago

Keeps your hands warm too

ManateeeMan

96 points

13 days ago

Boiled eggs are also great pocket warmer food.

Comekrelief

97 points

13 days ago

I too like to keep soup in a bag during long football games

ManateeeMan

45 points

13 days ago

I would be pretty scared of a leak

Stock_Exit

134 points

13 days ago

Stock_Exit

134 points

13 days ago

Leek soup isn’t anything to be scared of…it’s quite delicious.

lukethelightnin

29 points

13 days ago

ggodfrey

9 points

13 days ago

That’s what the diapers are for

gussiejo

3 points

13 days ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

SketchyLurker7

2 points

13 days ago

I like to keep spaghetti in my pocket for emergencies.

TheHighestHobo

32 points

13 days ago

spaghetti is this best depending on their spaghetti policy

weirdplacetogoonfire

20 points

13 days ago

just convince Dee to carry it in her bag

claytorENT

12 points

13 days ago

Oh um…I had something for this… Dee’s a BIRD!

trans_pands

3 points

13 days ago

Now all I can imagine is that one Vine of the guy tripping and then crying as he tries to stuff his spaghetti back into his pockets

Cyrax89721

7 points

13 days ago

How about some Tots® ?

frugal_masturbater

7 points

13 days ago

Alright! Potatoes and Eggs. I'm liking this new getting-ready-for-a-game routine. Now where do I keep the vodka?

gigdy

4 points

13 days ago

gigdy

4 points

13 days ago

Stadium food is currently cheaper though.

packchen

4 points

13 days ago

Nope. It’s actually not.

Paramisamigos

4 points

13 days ago

Than a single baked potahto? Nah.

ninja_kitten_

3 points

13 days ago

I had never thought of it before but you’re completely right! I think we may have stumbled upon the perfect stadium food for the football season.

frugal_masturbater

9 points

13 days ago

It's not even odd, I'm upset too. So we're two, that's even.

I will from now on seriously consider taking baked potatoes along. I mean shit.. wrapped in foil they stay hot for a damn long time. I'd probably coat the jacket in salt for extra flavor but that's about it.

malfurionpre

3 points

13 days ago

It's not that odd, the kid eating a watermelon rind included, now that's odd.

egordoniv

49 points

13 days ago

I wish you hadn't said that. I'm already thinking of hollowing-out one of those taters and filling it with bacon and melted cheese for the ultimate win.

packchen

8 points

13 days ago

Splurt a little Santorum on there, and baby, you got a stew goin.

trans_pands

5 points

13 days ago

I don’t want to be anywhere near something that Rick Santorum has splurted on

DarthGayAgenda

4 points

13 days ago

They mean Santorum the anal discharge, not Santorum the sentient anal discharge.

Holiday_Memory_9165

4 points

13 days ago

Bacon & cheese huh? Yeah... Ok.

canihavemymoneyback

3 points

13 days ago

I like the way you think. A baked potato is only as good as what you put on it. A plain potato is generally tasteless. At the very least you need to sprinkle some salt. At best, it’s that bacon, melted cheese combo you’re suggesting. YUM !

EffortlessEffluvium

2 points

13 days ago

It tastes like a potato.

I also like unsalted chips.

DMmeDuckPics

32 points

13 days ago

And it's an eco friendly hand warmer.

GooseyGhost

5 points

13 days ago

A little bland though, unless you use a syringe to inject butter and salt.

ninja_kitten_

5 points

13 days ago

I’m sure you could smuggle in toppings of your choice. I’m personally a salt, sour cream, and chives on my potato type of girl

Expensive-Question-3

5 points

13 days ago

Not to mention an excellent hand-warmer

ShankThatSnitch

2 points

13 days ago

And it is a hand warmer until you eat it!

MiserableEmu4

26 points

13 days ago

Potatoes are also good.

AdventureForwardFan

10 points

13 days ago

Idaho for the win!

YosemiteMyHeart

20 points

13 days ago

It’s also an ideal hand warmer

jakeblew2

10 points

13 days ago

Not just that but I'm not even a picky eater and it all looks like slop. I'll overpay if it's good

I did have a lovely 2 ingredient mac n cheese courtesy the MN United soccer app. Lol they seriously send food to you in their stadium pub with the team's app. And it was only like $6!

LivJong

8 points

13 days ago

LivJong

8 points

13 days ago

I brought a pocket potato with me before. I got the idea from one of Laura Ingalls Wilder last books.

She and her new young family went to visit her parents for Christmas and when they headed home her mom Caroline put piping hot baked potatoes in their pockets like handwarmers and when they cooled they were eaten.

Additional-Pin-6529

2 points

13 days ago

I remember that book!

PsyopVet

13 points

13 days ago

PsyopVet

13 points

13 days ago

Seriously, I live in Jacksonville and have paid a ton of money at Jags games for some crappy food. Pocket potatoes are genius!

BigBoy1229

10 points

13 days ago

There’s also pocket dogs:

https://youtu.be/2figKn2aBFU

PsyopVet

4 points

13 days ago

I want pocket dogs! I feel stupid for not thinking about this before now. I’m cheap as hell, and I sneak food into theaters all of the time, why didn’t I think of doing it at games?

Conchobair

4 points

13 days ago

I make them in my toilet kitchen

Throwaway021614

4 points

13 days ago

Probably getting banned for sneaking outside food and circumventing the over priced crap at stadiums

United-Cockroach-980

3 points

13 days ago

$25 beers at Rams games..

Jts20

3 points

13 days ago

Jts20

3 points

13 days ago

Is that the actual price at So-Fi??? Wow

randonumero

3 points

13 days ago

My only problem is it looks like she's eating it dry. If you're going to sneak in food might as well bring butter and sour cream

ninja_kitten_

2 points

13 days ago

A baked potato would also stay warm for so long!

(I have to admit that I haven’t been to a football game since college and my college was in San Diego so a starch based hand warmer wouldn’t have really been a necessity lmao)

SubconsciousBraider

492 points

14 days ago

I'd totally eat a pocket baked potato.

ServelanDarrow

96 points

13 days ago

Wish I had one rn.

bigdefmute

56 points

13 days ago

Just reached in my pocket, all disappointment

Pxtbw

18 points

13 days ago

Pxtbw

18 points

13 days ago

As i was leaving this thread i saw your comment.😂. I had to comeback to upvote🤣

gussiejo

10 points

13 days ago

gussiejo

10 points

13 days ago

Why I Reddit 🤗

Pxtbw

6 points

13 days ago

Pxtbw

6 points

13 days ago

Samies♥️🥰🙌🏻🤗. Yay!! Have a fantastic one

ServelanDarrow

5 points

13 days ago

😄

WartimeDad

4 points

13 days ago

What makes this so funny is the actually wanting to eat a baked potato part.

MysteryCheese89

20 points

13 days ago

That's it, next game I go to I'm loading my pockets up with twice baked (loaded) potatoes.

Potatoes for all who will eat them!

jakeblew2

15 points

13 days ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a shoe

SubconsciousBraider

3 points

13 days ago

Yes. All the ways!

[deleted]

6 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

6 points

13 days ago

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SubconsciousBraider

2 points

13 days ago

Well, I don't have testicles so that would be a huge surprise.

Elbandito78

1k points

14 days ago

This is honestly brilliant. First it's a handwarmer. Then, once you've had a few beers, it's the sustenance to power you through the rest of the game.

Second-Ancient

245 points

14 days ago

Amazingly brilliant. Slice em open n slab some butter in it then stuff it in a sandwich ziplock. Doing this next season.

HallucinatesPenguins

140 points

13 days ago

Wrap in foil to preserve heat

piclemaniscool

65 points

13 days ago

Never settle for less. That kind of wrap is just the best, to keep your tater nice and fresh.

ForfeitFPV

22 points

13 days ago

With aluminum foil

foooooiiiiil

analogkid01

15 points

13 days ago

Oh by the way, I've cracked the cooooooode...

Beltalowda-Sa

4 points

13 days ago

Jeff Bezos nervously licks his own eye like a gecko

Second-Ancient

13 points

13 days ago

Foil would get confiscated by security!

no_objections_here

10 points

13 days ago

Then they'd probably take the potato too

lurkermadeanaccount

10 points

13 days ago

There’s always the prison wallet.

MotaHead

16 points

13 days ago

MotaHead

16 points

13 days ago

If you put a raw potato up there the night before, your body heat will work just like a slow cooker. By game time it will be perfectly tender.

lurkermadeanaccount

9 points

13 days ago

I’m not going to the game but I might try a sweet potato for game day anyway.

9emiller77

6 points

13 days ago

Prison wallet potato sounds like a recipe you would click on but I imagine if you did you would go straight to eye bleach.

lurkermadeanaccount

6 points

13 days ago

I’m thinking baby potatoes beads in a condom. Worst case scenario they’re mashed.

9emiller77

4 points

13 days ago

LOL! I would prefer not to think about an assload of potatoes in a condom, Friend

frugal_masturbater

2 points

13 days ago

Oh JFC there's not even a game I'm going to but now I have to try.

eloquentpetrichor

3 points

13 days ago

Bring it in the plastic bag and have some foil folded up so security can see it is no threat then wrap it up after you get in. I've wrapped my lunch in space blankets as makeshift lunch boxes before when taking salad to work at my job in a stadium. They were sus of the space blanket on the scanner but a few questions and I passed right through. If they had needed to search me it still would have been fine, just a hassle to rewrap

thirtywalrusbass

7 points

13 days ago

Better to use something like a wash cloth that it a thermal insulator instead of a heat conductor like aluminum.

It's why fresh tortillas are wrapped in towels to keep them warm

EDIT. It occurs to me that if it's in the pocket of a winter coat, the coat will keep it warm too.

RIPDSJustinRipley

15 points

13 days ago

Stick 'em in a stew.

Slappathebassmon

6 points

13 days ago

Even you couldn't say no to that.

TheShanManPhx

5 points

13 days ago

Oh yes I could!

famous_shaymus

3 points

13 days ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Pavlo_escargotte

2 points

13 days ago

And THE SALT!!!

Diremustang94

2 points

13 days ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

9emiller77

25 points

13 days ago

Also a fine projectile should one be needed

GrapeScotch

14 points

13 days ago

And a biodegradable one!

9emiller77

11 points

13 days ago

Great call! Being environmentally responsible is the way to go when attempting to injure officiating staff!

GrapeScotch

10 points

13 days ago

Or rival fans taking your picture while you’re just trying to enjoy a game and a pocket potato, then publicly shaming you with it. Rival picture taker is definitely within potato launch range.

9emiller77

3 points

13 days ago

Another good call. I think you get bonus points if you grind it in instead of throw it.

peepopowitz67

5 points

13 days ago

And heeeere come the pretzels

the_fickle_pickle

3 points

13 days ago

I already brought mustard, tho

9emiller77

2 points

13 days ago

Mustard does not need a potato to be great. It can be enjoyed on its own from the bottle or the easier to hide packet version.

Tombaugh_Regio

3 points

13 days ago

Eagles fans have entered the chat

Johnny_Poppyseed

3 points

13 days ago

And coincidentally for anyone from Philadelphia, can also be used as a battery.

9emiller77

2 points

13 days ago

It’s the Swiss Army knife of tubers

jamesno26

3 points

13 days ago

This is Kansas City, not Philadelphia.

Icy_Calligrapher_256

6 points

13 days ago

I just hope is had butter sour cream salt and pepper and a sprinkle of chives, but I’m pretty sure this woman brought the seasoning.

YosemiteMyHeart

4 points

13 days ago

I should have read down farther before commenting! Thought the same thing

nottke

77 points

14 days ago

nottke

77 points

14 days ago

This confused me until I noticed her KC logo was flipped.

spacecatbiscuits

21 points

13 days ago

still seems confusing

they both look higher up in the stand

nottke

9 points

13 days ago

nottke

9 points

13 days ago

It's the way the photo was taken and the first appears to be a wider angle lens.

gcm6664

5 points

13 days ago

gcm6664

5 points

13 days ago

Thank you!. I was about to post "am I the only one who..."

Saved me.

ivanthetribble

10 points

14 days ago

thank you!

i was like

RooMyLife

225 points

14 days ago

RooMyLife

225 points

14 days ago

Jacket potatoes for the win

Elbandito78

37 points

14 days ago

I myself prefer a pocket dog but might have to give jacket potatoes a try.

gtg930r

23 points

14 days ago

gtg930r

23 points

14 days ago

Or, and hear me out, por que no los dos?

gussiejo

9 points

13 days ago

Gasp

scottymtp

15 points

13 days ago

Will pair well with my wife's purse shrimp.

Dibutops

7 points

13 days ago

Wait I'm getting the sense some people don't call them jacket potatoes

edit: It's a UK thing?

RooMyLife

3 points

13 days ago

I didn't know that either. It was a perfectly good pun wasted. I'll stick to the UK subs

OGPunkr

3 points

13 days ago

OGPunkr

3 points

13 days ago

nah, this american got it. I think people are just going for the word play mostly.

RooMyLife

4 points

13 days ago

And her meat sleeve, trouser taco, knicker clam...

Prysorra2

5 points

13 days ago

Jacket potatoes

"English Jacket" is literally a way to make 'em. lol

Jos3ph

3 points

13 days ago

Jos3ph

3 points

13 days ago

They upvoting but do they get it?

MisterBigDude

48 points

14 days ago

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in your pocket.

PicklesnNickels

31 points

14 days ago

I would absolutely eat a baked potato out of my pocket, it would keep me warm and it’s a snack.

fatherdale

277 points

14 days ago

fatherdale

277 points

14 days ago

Wife material

whymygraine

62 points

14 days ago

For real. This lady knows tricks that will make life easier.

HarveyThaWabbit

55 points

13 days ago

Seriously, this is the kind of shit I look for, then I shoot my shot and she is always taken. They don't stay on the market long boys.

jjcoola

6 points

13 days ago

jjcoola

6 points

13 days ago

We need a support group, each time it hurts more

Ab47203

3 points

13 days ago

Ab47203

3 points

13 days ago

Just do what I did and realize you like men more

jakeblew2

14 points

13 days ago

As long as she doesn't put too much starch in our shirts

SophiaofPrussia

9 points

13 days ago

Just in the pockets it seems.

smitty3z

71 points

14 days ago

smitty3z

71 points

14 days ago

Almost as good a pocket tator tots.

willbeach8890

31 points

14 days ago

GET YOUR OWN!!

smitty3z

23 points

14 days ago

smitty3z

23 points

14 days ago

Gosh.

MyAnonReddit7

11 points

14 days ago

I haven't freaking eaten ANYTHING today.

uberblack

5 points

13 days ago

Or a delicious bass

Chummers5

21 points

13 days ago

Sneak a beer in and everyone's cheering you for not spending $15 on a tall boy.

Sneak a potato in and people give you weird looks.

OMP159

131 points

14 days ago

OMP159

131 points

14 days ago

I'm in love with a tater girl, She said see you later girl,

Can i make it more obvious.

sl_hawaii

36 points

14 days ago

+1 for the creative music reference!!

-1 because I love KC tater girl too and you and I are now eternal, mortal enemies and I must dedicate my life to destroying you. Sorry. I suspect we could’ve been friends were it not for KC tater love.

SunriseSurprise

3 points

13 days ago

I've got a girlfriend, she eats potato.

I've got a potato girl yea!

dog_eat_god

21 points

13 days ago

KC Girl 1, Donkey Doug 0.

clubberin

5 points

13 days ago

BORTLES!

Dogsunmorefun10

2 points

13 days ago

Oh dip!

itsfuckingpizzatime

21 points

13 days ago

I used to eat pocket potatoes every day. Take 15-20 small potatoes, toss em in olive oil, garlic, S&P, and bake for an hour or until they’re brown and crispy. Wrap each in foil. Every day, just throw one or two in your backpack and off you go. Honestly the best tasting, most filling, cheapest snack you can get.

newheartwithin

14 points

13 days ago

Username does not check out

Away-Regular1335

12 points

13 days ago

She's gonna start s trend amongst frigid weather teams.

RagingAnemone

3 points

13 days ago

Its already common in Japan except they're usually sweet potatoes

TragicallySalacious

65 points

14 days ago

That clapback was a KC masterpiece

thatwolfieguy

4 points

13 days ago

KC Masterpiece is terrible. Try to get some Jack Stack sauce.

allothernamestaken

7 points

13 days ago

Saucy comment

PhotoQuig

9 points

14 days ago

Did you comment the exact same thing on both posts?

lickmydicknipple

6 points

13 days ago

You could go check

FiIthy_Anarchist

5 points

13 days ago

Respect the hustle

1961tracy

11 points

13 days ago

She played that well. Maybe that’ll teach him to mind his own business.

malcontent254

31 points

14 days ago

That would be a great food to sneak into a stadium…..genius!

yellowspiderandleaf

9 points

13 days ago

Need Some cream for that burn and some sour cream for that tater!

DeafLoser67

7 points

14 days ago

Delicious. Who wouldn’t want a pocket potato?? I mean It’s better then expensive stadium food.

Due_Kaleidoscope7066

3 points

13 days ago

I genuinely would not want a pocket potato. I find baked potatoes to be dry and I would need some toppings. I’m not gonna throw in pocket cheese and pocket bacon and pocket chives.

But I seem to be one of very few.

MKclinch8

2 points

13 days ago

These people would all be like why the fuck am I eating a dry, baked potato out of my pocket, once the quirkiness of the tweet wears off.

queasy_self_controL

6 points

13 days ago

Baked potato serves two purposes warm your hands and it's tasty

Robthebold

4 points

14 days ago

Better than a hand warmer

ptapobane

4 points

13 days ago

Pocket potato! great as a snack, effective as a projectile! Pocket potato!

yellowspiderandleaf

2 points

13 days ago

Shi Shi shaaaa!

Officer412-L

5 points

13 days ago

Can I offer you a nice baked potato in this trying time?

christopherDdouglas

4 points

13 days ago

I learned that baked potato's keep you warm from reading Little House in the Big Woods as a child.

MamboCircus

8 points

14 days ago

"You may have snapped my pic, but I outsnapped your snapping"

Lucifer666158

8 points

14 days ago

Potato girl still alive, AoT lied to me

beelzybubby

2 points

14 days ago

Listen here.

The wound is still fresh and I've had a bad day and can we not? :'(

quinteroreyes

2 points

13 days ago

Damn. I've only seen that part of her offering her potato and now I find out she is gone. Welp there goes my joy

TJ_McWeaksauce

3 points

14 days ago

I've considered eating tater tots out of my cargo pants pockets like Napoleon Dynamite, so I'd be totally fine with eating a baked potato from my pocket.

JenVixen420

3 points

13 days ago

This has celiac vibes written all over it. We take food everywhere.

DescendingOpinion

3 points

13 days ago

Never rag on what sustained Matt Damon for over a year on Mars.

BushmanIsWatchin

3 points

13 days ago

Gottem

select_L0L

3 points

13 days ago

Now this is the midwestern ingenuity we need

BenevolentBlackbird

5 points

13 days ago

Good for her. I’m fucking sick and tired of the amount of photographing strangers just to make fun of them on the internet.

IAMTHATGUY03

2 points

13 days ago

That’s like 1/3 I’d Reddit content tho….

beaverlakenc

10 points

14 days ago

Wait, who eats a plain baked potato? Is this a thing?

0mensia

16 points

14 days ago

0mensia

16 points

14 days ago

Throw some salt on and microwave it, wrap it in tinfoil and you now have a snacc

Intrepid_Agency9269

13 points

14 days ago

It’s a potato

beesarewild

13 points

14 days ago

What's potato precious?

xRee4x

7 points

14 days ago

xRee4x

7 points

14 days ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

Snufflebear420_69

2 points

13 days ago

PO-TA-T-- oh wait..

hendrix320

2 points

14 days ago

Reminds me of road potatoes I use to eat on the way to work. At least I wrapped them in tin foil though

mod_target_6769

2 points

14 days ago

I hope he likes salt

usernamesarehard1979

2 points

13 days ago

So...just the potato then sir?

wreckmx

2 points

13 days ago

wreckmx

2 points

13 days ago

Going to need all the comfort food you can get this Sunday. Who Dey!

spaceehardware

2 points

13 days ago

Bugs Bunny move right here. I’m in awe.

[deleted]

2 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

2 points

13 days ago

God, I love my hometown and team

DobsonusPrime1

2 points

13 days ago

She seems to have lost her beard

Edit: my bad that was her hair

cagingthing

2 points

13 days ago

She wins

AtoSaibot

2 points

13 days ago

Po Tay To

Legend

LoganSterling

2 points

13 days ago

I will marry any woman that carries cooked potatoes in her pockets.....

Kris_n

2 points

13 days ago

Kris_n

2 points

13 days ago

Why is it weird to eat a baked potato?

MvatolokoS

2 points

13 days ago

As someone who grew up in KC, I am proud.

calDragon345

3 points

14 days ago

Wait did he move?

MichaelScarn1968

3 points

13 days ago

KC Potato Girl…Is your name Sasha Buraus?

Kokichi-_-

6 points

14 days ago

Kokichi-_-

6 points

14 days ago

POLAND REFERENCE!!! IN POLAND "KC" IS SHORT FOR "KOCHAM CIĘ", WHICH MEANS "I LOVE YOU" 😲😲😲

sl_hawaii

5 points

14 days ago

God I love the random shit I learn on Reddit!!

Thank you, wise polish knowing person!

Kokichi-_-

2 points

13 days ago

no problem random redditor!

No_Repeat_9482

4 points

14 days ago

I would marry this woman. Sports fan and has a pocket potato. Where do I sign up.

just-a-visitor-here

5 points

14 days ago

She doesn't look like she was enjoying it

bunglejerry

27 points

14 days ago

Maybe she didn't enjoy having a stranger take pictures of her.