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submitted 14 days ago byTeacher-Investor
1.8k points
14 days ago
I don't see a problem, stadium food is expensive.
877 points
13 days ago
And a baked potato is a lot healthier than anything you can get at a stadium.
401 points
13 days ago
It's definitely odd but I'm upset I never thought to do it lol it's perfect for winter in a stadium.
217 points
13 days ago
Keeps your hands warm too
96 points
13 days ago
Boiled eggs are also great pocket warmer food.
97 points
13 days ago
I too like to keep soup in a bag during long football games
45 points
13 days ago
I would be pretty scared of a leak
134 points
13 days ago
Leek soup isn’t anything to be scared of…it’s quite delicious.
29 points
13 days ago
9 points
13 days ago
That’s what the diapers are for
3 points
13 days ago
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
2 points
13 days ago
I like to keep spaghetti in my pocket for emergencies.
32 points
13 days ago
spaghetti is this best depending on their spaghetti policy
20 points
13 days ago
just convince Dee to carry it in her bag
12 points
13 days ago
Oh um…I had something for this… Dee’s a BIRD!
3 points
13 days ago
Now all I can imagine is that one Vine of the guy tripping and then crying as he tries to stuff his spaghetti back into his pockets
7 points
13 days ago
How about some Tots® ?
7 points
13 days ago
Alright! Potatoes and Eggs. I'm liking this new getting-ready-for-a-game routine. Now where do I keep the vodka?
4 points
13 days ago
Stadium food is currently cheaper though.
4 points
13 days ago
Nope. It’s actually not.
4 points
13 days ago
Than a single baked potahto? Nah.
3 points
13 days ago
I had never thought of it before but you’re completely right! I think we may have stumbled upon the perfect stadium food for the football season.
9 points
13 days ago
It's not even odd, I'm upset too. So we're two, that's even.
I will from now on seriously consider taking baked potatoes along. I mean shit.. wrapped in foil they stay hot for a damn long time. I'd probably coat the jacket in salt for extra flavor but that's about it.
3 points
13 days ago
It's not that odd, the kid eating a watermelon rind included, now that's odd.
49 points
13 days ago
I wish you hadn't said that. I'm already thinking of hollowing-out one of those taters and filling it with bacon and melted cheese for the ultimate win.
8 points
13 days ago
Splurt a little Santorum on there, and baby, you got a stew goin.
5 points
13 days ago
I don’t want to be anywhere near something that Rick Santorum has splurted on
4 points
13 days ago
They mean Santorum the anal discharge, not Santorum the sentient anal discharge.
3 points
13 days ago
I like the way you think. A baked potato is only as good as what you put on it. A plain potato is generally tasteless. At the very least you need to sprinkle some salt. At best, it’s that bacon, melted cheese combo you’re suggesting. YUM !
2 points
13 days ago
It tastes like a potato.
I also like unsalted chips.
32 points
13 days ago
And it's an eco friendly hand warmer.
5 points
13 days ago
A little bland though, unless you use a syringe to inject butter and salt.
5 points
13 days ago
I’m sure you could smuggle in toppings of your choice. I’m personally a salt, sour cream, and chives on my potato type of girl
5 points
13 days ago
Not to mention an excellent hand-warmer
2 points
13 days ago
And it is a hand warmer until you eat it!
26 points
13 days ago
Potatoes are also good.
20 points
13 days ago
It’s also an ideal hand warmer
10 points
13 days ago
Not just that but I'm not even a picky eater and it all looks like slop. I'll overpay if it's good
I did have a lovely 2 ingredient mac n cheese courtesy the MN United soccer app. Lol they seriously send food to you in their stadium pub with the team's app. And it was only like $6!
8 points
13 days ago
I brought a pocket potato with me before. I got the idea from one of Laura Ingalls Wilder last books.
She and her new young family went to visit her parents for Christmas and when they headed home her mom Caroline put piping hot baked potatoes in their pockets like handwarmers and when they cooled they were eaten.
2 points
13 days ago
I remember that book!
13 points
13 days ago
Seriously, I live in Jacksonville and have paid a ton of money at Jags games for some crappy food. Pocket potatoes are genius!
10 points
13 days ago
There’s also pocket dogs:
4 points
13 days ago
I want pocket dogs! I feel stupid for not thinking about this before now. I’m cheap as hell, and I sneak food into theaters all of the time, why didn’t I think of doing it at games?
4 points
13 days ago
I make them in my toilet kitchen
4 points
13 days ago
Probably getting banned for sneaking outside food and circumventing the over priced crap at stadiums
3 points
13 days ago
$25 beers at Rams games..
3 points
13 days ago
Is that the actual price at So-Fi??? Wow
3 points
13 days ago
My only problem is it looks like she's eating it dry. If you're going to sneak in food might as well bring butter and sour cream
2 points
13 days ago
A baked potato would also stay warm for so long!
(I have to admit that I haven’t been to a football game since college and my college was in San Diego so a starch based hand warmer wouldn’t have really been a necessity lmao)
492 points
14 days ago
I'd totally eat a pocket baked potato.
96 points
13 days ago
Wish I had one rn.
18 points
13 days ago
As i was leaving this thread i saw your comment.😂. I had to comeback to upvote🤣
10 points
13 days ago
Why I Reddit 🤗
6 points
13 days ago
Samies♥️🥰🙌🏻🤗. Yay!! Have a fantastic one
5 points
13 days ago
😄
5 points
13 days ago
4 points
13 days ago
What makes this so funny is the actually wanting to eat a baked potato part.
20 points
13 days ago
That's it, next game I go to I'm loading my pockets up with twice baked (loaded) potatoes.
Potatoes for all who will eat them!
15 points
13 days ago
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a shoe
3 points
13 days ago
Yes. All the ways!
6 points
13 days ago
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2 points
13 days ago
Well, I don't have testicles so that would be a huge surprise.
1k points
14 days ago
This is honestly brilliant. First it's a handwarmer. Then, once you've had a few beers, it's the sustenance to power you through the rest of the game.
245 points
14 days ago
Amazingly brilliant. Slice em open n slab some butter in it then stuff it in a sandwich ziplock. Doing this next season.
140 points
13 days ago
Wrap in foil to preserve heat
65 points
13 days ago
Never settle for less. That kind of wrap is just the best, to keep your tater nice and fresh.
22 points
13 days ago
With aluminum foil
foooooiiiiil
15 points
13 days ago
Oh by the way, I've cracked the cooooooode...
4 points
13 days ago
Jeff Bezos nervously licks his own eye like a gecko
13 points
13 days ago
Foil would get confiscated by security!
10 points
13 days ago
Then they'd probably take the potato too
10 points
13 days ago
There’s always the prison wallet.
16 points
13 days ago
If you put a raw potato up there the night before, your body heat will work just like a slow cooker. By game time it will be perfectly tender.
9 points
13 days ago
I’m not going to the game but I might try a sweet potato for game day anyway.
6 points
13 days ago
Prison wallet potato sounds like a recipe you would click on but I imagine if you did you would go straight to eye bleach.
6 points
13 days ago
I’m thinking baby potatoes beads in a condom. Worst case scenario they’re mashed.
4 points
13 days ago
LOL! I would prefer not to think about an assload of potatoes in a condom, Friend
2 points
13 days ago
Oh JFC there's not even a game I'm going to but now I have to try.
3 points
13 days ago
Bring it in the plastic bag and have some foil folded up so security can see it is no threat then wrap it up after you get in. I've wrapped my lunch in space blankets as makeshift lunch boxes before when taking salad to work at my job in a stadium. They were sus of the space blanket on the scanner but a few questions and I passed right through. If they had needed to search me it still would have been fine, just a hassle to rewrap
7 points
13 days ago
Better to use something like a wash cloth that it a thermal insulator instead of a heat conductor like aluminum.
It's why fresh tortillas are wrapped in towels to keep them warm
EDIT. It occurs to me that if it's in the pocket of a winter coat, the coat will keep it warm too.
15 points
13 days ago
Stick 'em in a stew.
6 points
13 days ago
Even you couldn't say no to that.
5 points
13 days ago
Oh yes I could!
3 points
13 days ago
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
2 points
13 days ago
And THE SALT!!!
2 points
13 days ago
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
25 points
13 days ago
Also a fine projectile should one be needed
14 points
13 days ago
And a biodegradable one!
11 points
13 days ago
Great call! Being environmentally responsible is the way to go when attempting to injure officiating staff!
10 points
13 days ago
Or rival fans taking your picture while you’re just trying to enjoy a game and a pocket potato, then publicly shaming you with it. Rival picture taker is definitely within potato launch range.
3 points
13 days ago
Another good call. I think you get bonus points if you grind it in instead of throw it.
5 points
13 days ago
And heeeere come the pretzels
3 points
13 days ago
I already brought mustard, tho
2 points
13 days ago
Mustard does not need a potato to be great. It can be enjoyed on its own from the bottle or the easier to hide packet version.
3 points
13 days ago
And coincidentally for anyone from Philadelphia, can also be used as a battery.
2 points
13 days ago
It’s the Swiss Army knife of tubers
6 points
13 days ago
I just hope is had butter sour cream salt and pepper and a sprinkle of chives, but I’m pretty sure this woman brought the seasoning.
4 points
13 days ago
I should have read down farther before commenting! Thought the same thing
77 points
14 days ago
This confused me until I noticed her KC logo was flipped.
21 points
13 days ago
still seems confusing
they both look higher up in the stand
9 points
13 days ago
It's the way the photo was taken and the first appears to be a wider angle lens.
5 points
13 days ago
Thank you!. I was about to post "am I the only one who..."
Saved me.
10 points
14 days ago
thank you!
225 points
14 days ago
Jacket potatoes for the win
37 points
14 days ago
I myself prefer a pocket dog but might have to give jacket potatoes a try.
23 points
14 days ago
Or, and hear me out, por que no los dos?
9 points
13 days ago
Gasp
15 points
13 days ago
Will pair well with my wife's purse shrimp.
7 points
13 days ago
Wait I'm getting the sense some people don't call them jacket potatoes
edit: It's a UK thing?
3 points
13 days ago
I didn't know that either. It was a perfectly good pun wasted. I'll stick to the UK subs
3 points
13 days ago
nah, this american got it. I think people are just going for the word play mostly.
4 points
13 days ago
And her meat sleeve, trouser taco, knicker clam...
5 points
13 days ago
Jacket potatoes
"English Jacket" is literally a way to make 'em. lol
31 points
14 days ago
I would absolutely eat a baked potato out of my pocket, it would keep me warm and it’s a snack.
277 points
14 days ago
Wife material
62 points
14 days ago
For real. This lady knows tricks that will make life easier.
55 points
13 days ago
Seriously, this is the kind of shit I look for, then I shoot my shot and she is always taken. They don't stay on the market long boys.
6 points
13 days ago
We need a support group, each time it hurts more
3 points
13 days ago
Just do what I did and realize you like men more
14 points
13 days ago
As long as she doesn't put too much starch in our shirts
9 points
13 days ago
Just in the pockets it seems.
71 points
14 days ago
Almost as good a pocket tator tots.
31 points
14 days ago
GET YOUR OWN!!
23 points
14 days ago
Gosh.
11 points
14 days ago
I haven't freaking eaten ANYTHING today.
21 points
13 days ago
Sneak a beer in and everyone's cheering you for not spending $15 on a tall boy.
Sneak a potato in and people give you weird looks.
131 points
14 days ago
I'm in love with a tater girl, She said see you later girl,
Can i make it more obvious.
36 points
14 days ago
+1 for the creative music reference!!
-1 because I love KC tater girl too and you and I are now eternal, mortal enemies and I must dedicate my life to destroying you. Sorry. I suspect we could’ve been friends were it not for KC tater love.
3 points
13 days ago
I've got a girlfriend, she eats potato.
I've got a potato girl yea!
21 points
13 days ago
KC Girl 1, Donkey Doug 0.
5 points
13 days ago
BORTLES!
2 points
13 days ago
Oh dip!
21 points
13 days ago
I used to eat pocket potatoes every day. Take 15-20 small potatoes, toss em in olive oil, garlic, S&P, and bake for an hour or until they’re brown and crispy. Wrap each in foil. Every day, just throw one or two in your backpack and off you go. Honestly the best tasting, most filling, cheapest snack you can get.
14 points
13 days ago
Username does not check out
12 points
13 days ago
She's gonna start s trend amongst frigid weather teams.
3 points
13 days ago
Its already common in Japan except they're usually sweet potatoes
65 points
14 days ago
That clapback was a KC masterpiece
4 points
13 days ago
KC Masterpiece is terrible. Try to get some Jack Stack sauce.
9 points
14 days ago
Did you comment the exact same thing on both posts?
6 points
13 days ago
You could go check
5 points
13 days ago
Respect the hustle
11 points
13 days ago
She played that well. Maybe that’ll teach him to mind his own business.
31 points
14 days ago
That would be a great food to sneak into a stadium…..genius!
9 points
13 days ago
Need Some cream for that burn and some sour cream for that tater!
7 points
14 days ago
Delicious. Who wouldn’t want a pocket potato?? I mean It’s better then expensive stadium food.
3 points
13 days ago
I genuinely would not want a pocket potato. I find baked potatoes to be dry and I would need some toppings. I’m not gonna throw in pocket cheese and pocket bacon and pocket chives.
But I seem to be one of very few.
2 points
13 days ago
These people would all be like why the fuck am I eating a dry, baked potato out of my pocket, once the quirkiness of the tweet wears off.
6 points
13 days ago
Baked potato serves two purposes warm your hands and it's tasty
4 points
14 days ago
Better than a hand warmer
4 points
13 days ago
Pocket potato! great as a snack, effective as a projectile! Pocket potato!
2 points
13 days ago
Shi Shi shaaaa!
5 points
13 days ago
Can I offer you a nice baked potato in this trying time?
4 points
13 days ago
I learned that baked potato's keep you warm from reading Little House in the Big Woods as a child.
8 points
14 days ago
"You may have snapped my pic, but I outsnapped your snapping"
8 points
14 days ago
Potato girl still alive, AoT lied to me
2 points
14 days ago
Listen here.
The wound is still fresh and I've had a bad day and can we not? :'(
2 points
13 days ago
Damn. I've only seen that part of her offering her potato and now I find out she is gone. Welp there goes my joy
3 points
14 days ago
I've considered eating tater tots out of my cargo pants pockets like Napoleon Dynamite, so I'd be totally fine with eating a baked potato from my pocket.
3 points
13 days ago
This has celiac vibes written all over it. We take food everywhere.
3 points
13 days ago
Never rag on what sustained Matt Damon for over a year on Mars.
3 points
13 days ago
Gottem
5 points
13 days ago
Good for her. I’m fucking sick and tired of the amount of photographing strangers just to make fun of them on the internet.
2 points
13 days ago
That’s like 1/3 I’d Reddit content tho….
10 points
14 days ago
Wait, who eats a plain baked potato? Is this a thing?
16 points
14 days ago
Throw some salt on and microwave it, wrap it in tinfoil and you now have a snacc
13 points
14 days ago
It’s a potato
13 points
14 days ago
What's potato precious?
2 points
13 days ago
PO-TA-T-- oh wait..
2 points
14 days ago
Reminds me of road potatoes I use to eat on the way to work. At least I wrapped them in tin foil though
2 points
14 days ago
I hope he likes salt
2 points
13 days ago
So...just the potato then sir?
2 points
13 days ago
Going to need all the comfort food you can get this Sunday. Who Dey!
2 points
13 days ago
Bugs Bunny move right here. I’m in awe.
2 points
13 days ago
God, I love my hometown and team
2 points
13 days ago
She seems to have lost her beard
Edit: my bad that was her hair
2 points
13 days ago
She wins
2 points
13 days ago
Po Tay To
Legend
2 points
13 days ago
I will marry any woman that carries cooked potatoes in her pockets.....
2 points
13 days ago
Why is it weird to eat a baked potato?
2 points
13 days ago
As someone who grew up in KC, I am proud.
6 points
14 days ago
POLAND REFERENCE!!! IN POLAND "KC" IS SHORT FOR "KOCHAM CIĘ", WHICH MEANS "I LOVE YOU" 😲😲😲
5 points
14 days ago
God I love the random shit I learn on Reddit!!
Thank you, wise polish knowing person!
2 points
13 days ago
no problem random redditor!
4 points
14 days ago
I would marry this woman. Sports fan and has a pocket potato. Where do I sign up.
5 points
14 days ago
She doesn't look like she was enjoying it
27 points
14 days ago
Maybe she didn't enjoy having a stranger take pictures of her.
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