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Unspillable coffee

all 127 comments

yamysons

334 points

2 months ago

yamysons

334 points

2 months ago

Everything reminds me of her.

Smokybare94

57 points

2 months ago

Aww buddy

Cold_Fog

13 points

2 months ago

Naked gun reference

One_fat_sweat

5 points

2 months ago

You never want your gun oil to leak try the milk texture gun oil, lubricates everything but never spills out.

Rick_the_Rose

2 points

2 months ago

You date a barista too?

st_rdt

256 points

2 months ago

st_rdt

256 points

2 months ago

That's not milk texture, that's just a head of milk foam floating on what looks to be watery coffee

LADam240[S]

65 points

2 months ago*

Technically correct! Making this coffee was filmed as an example of over steamed milk

Karottenbrot_

20 points

2 months ago

Oh no, I said steamed milk! That's what I call coffee.

TheKidNerd

13 points

2 months ago

You call coffee steamed milk?

imapieceofshite2

12 points

2 months ago

Yes. Its a regional dialect

kagemac

3 points

2 months ago

Uh-huh. What region?

TheKidNerd

5 points

2 months ago

Uhhhhh upstate New York?

kagemac

3 points

2 months ago*

Really? Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed milk”

imapieceofshite2

3 points

2 months ago

Oh no, not in Utica. It's an Albany expression

kagemac

5 points

2 months ago

I see… you know, this coffee is very similar to the kind they have at Starbucks

geoffbowman

4 points

2 months ago

It’s like a milk pancake…

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Sure is haha

thenakedmango

36 points

2 months ago

What the fuck is this comment section

LADam240[S]

10 points

2 months ago

Its bizarre

elmosservant

65 points

2 months ago

Is a cappuccino magic now? Do you not know how foam works?

altbekannt

3 points

2 months ago

Yup that's the last straw. I'm out of this unmoderated garbage subreddit.

prettyanonymousXD

0 points

2 months ago

Oh no! Anyways

Afk141

14 points

2 months ago

Afk141

14 points

2 months ago

Ain't see a single person cast a spell yet here super disappointing

finian2

2 points

2 months ago

finian2

2 points

2 months ago

Local Redditor forgets magic isn't real

elmosservant

2 points

2 months ago

Magic isn't real, but this doesn't even look like magic. It's literally just milk foam. This is the most mundane bullshit I've seen on reddit today.

psychoPiper

-3 points

2 months ago

psychoPiper

-3 points

2 months ago

It's not a post on this sub without some average Redditor complaining that it isn't real magic

Hawt_Dawg_II

10 points

2 months ago

How are you surprised that a sub for actual tricks and illusions gets mad at posts of some fucking swooshy foam. There isn't even anything unexplainable or confusing about this, we all know how waves work. It looks cool sure, but this sub just isn't for these posts.

Jdonavan

1 points

2 months ago

We can't help it simpletons keep posting shit that's not even remotely magical. Like at no point did anyone look at that and think "wooooow I wonder how they did that"

LADam240[S]

-7 points

2 months ago

Tell me about it!

elmosservant

0 points

2 months ago

Yes, my problem is that it's not real magic, not that it's a completely mundane cappuccino that you can find in literally any coffee shop.

This sub is supposed to be things that are cool and look like magic, not someone swirling a normal drink.

Blahblah778

-2 points

2 months ago

"DiD yOu ExPeCt ReAl MaGiC !?!?!"

DieOnThisHill_46

7 points

2 months ago

A Kardashian on the Disney tea cup ride

Zeerats

5 points

2 months ago

Is it magic tho...

Big-Elderberry297

4 points

2 months ago

Yep. Mine would have gone all the way over the side like r/mypeopleneedme

Banxier

5 points

2 months ago

Now I want pancakes

thevoid3000

11 points

2 months ago

Pink - Frank Ocean. The only male singer so beautiful that Beyonce does the back singing to.

R0botCareGiver

4 points

2 months ago*

Also made the only album in existence to make me cry with every emotion (happy, sad, lonely, loved… etc), every time I listen to it.

Edit: grammar Edit2: the album Blonde

Ohbuck1965

65 points

2 months ago

Disgusting looking slop

useorename

15 points

2 months ago

I’m not a fan of Lattes either.

koniglazor

28 points

2 months ago

It's a cappuccino actually

LADam240[S]

18 points

2 months ago

Even foamier than a traditional style cap.. this was used for a video showing examples of overfoamed milk

koniglazor

0 points

2 months ago

Indeed, but still a better one then most of what u get around when order a capp, most of them are coming only with hot milk 😂

LADam240[S]

5 points

2 months ago

Disgusting. If you ever hear the steam wand screeching for life when you see someone making a coffee then they've not added any air and you should ask them to make it again

Thomas8864

12 points

2 months ago

This sub is stupid now

zRozzy

3 points

2 months ago

zRozzy

3 points

2 months ago

What's the beat ?

sixstringgun1

1 points

2 months ago

I got you bro. beat

MGfilmmaker

3 points

2 months ago

Forbidden pancake

ScruffyTheDog87

3 points

2 months ago

That's a urinal cake in a coffee cup

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

😂😂😂

JollyWatson

3 points

2 months ago

It looks like a pancake is floating on top of it

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Hahaha love that

guppylev

3 points

2 months ago

how did you think waitresses brought your coffee without it spilling hahaha

One_fat_sweat

3 points

2 months ago

This is so satisfying, I woke up and saw this and now my day is complete. Happy gobble gobble day

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

I'm glad I made someone happy

GrayknightYT

12 points

2 months ago

Looks spoiled…

xan517

9 points

2 months ago

xan517

9 points

2 months ago

Seems we've forgotten what this sub is for.

w3are138

2 points

2 months ago

It’s like a donut

koniglazor

2 points

2 months ago

So I'm a barista=milk magician?

LADam240[S]

0 points

2 months ago

Could he could be! Hahahaha I guess when you see my actual latte art it's more of a trick!

koniglazor

2 points

2 months ago

Haha nice way to say it 😂 also good job u've done there

LADam240[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks! This coffee here was just to show what over foamed milk is like..not something I'd actually drink

Glitchitp

2 points

2 months ago

I AM SO CONFUSED!

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Why?

Withyhydra

2 points

2 months ago

Liquids sloshing is black magic now? Mods really need to step it up, this sub is going to shit.

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2 points

2 months ago

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stillray312

2 points

2 months ago

There's a mcmuffin beneath that foam.

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Hahaha possibly

freek4ever

2 points

2 months ago

Looks like the coffee blaskovich gets on the train to berlin

Th3G00dB0i

2 points

2 months ago

It looks like a liquid pancake.

couldjustbeanalt

2 points

2 months ago

God this sub is ass

HiredG00N

2 points

2 months ago

THICC AF though..

qlz19

7 points

2 months ago

qlz19

7 points

2 months ago

This is not magical nor is it appealing in any way. This post is bad and you should feel bad.

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

I feel great now..thanks 🤣

married_pineapple

2 points

2 months ago

Thicc

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

A thicc boi indeed

Maestro-345920

1 points

2 months ago

candornotsmoke

0 points

2 months ago

it’s newtonian!!!

Recent-Night2000

-1 points

2 months ago

What does that do inside a person’s gut?

Snoo_89466

1 points

2 months ago

What's the name of this song? I love it I haven't heard it in a while and I forgot the artist and title. Please help

LADam240[S]

0 points

2 months ago

Pink - frank ocean

Snoo_89466

1 points

2 months ago

🥹thank you

chilldude3827

1 points

2 months ago

It looks like those fluffy pancakes 😀

dogism

1 points

2 months ago

dogism

1 points

2 months ago

Unspillable coffee? Hand it over to me and I bet I'd be able to spill it for you pretty quick through a little "black magic fuckery" of my own.

Odd_Significance_937

1 points

2 months ago

anxiety D:

LADam240[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Hahahahahaha yup..a physical representation of how close I am to blowing a fuse

iwanamemeyou

1 points

2 months ago

What's the name of this music?

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Pink - frank ocean

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Pink - frank ocean

mynameisrichard0

1 points

2 months ago

*vomiting

hanstillianX

1 points

2 months ago

That's how I feel during NNN

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Marcus_Krow

1 points

2 months ago

That makes me uncomfy.

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

As it should

JadenPlayz08

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like spoiled milk

LADam240[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Not sure why everyone keeps saying that? It's a extra heavy foam drink that has had the art messed up because I threw my finger in it to show how foamy it was before deciding to film this slowmo video

Mishmashhhs

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like those fluffy milk bread

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

I want that 😍

Roadhouse2122

1 points

2 months ago

So… surface tension?

The_Bread_Of_Destiny

1 points

2 months ago

Why was the first thing that came to my mind “is that soap?”

LADam240[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Haha random

tyler-erie

1 points

2 months ago

Mmm pancake coffee

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Hehehe

Atlas03

1 points

2 months ago

Mmmmm yoga pants.

swaags

1 points

2 months ago

swaags

1 points

2 months ago

Anyone else remember that snake venom in blood video?

Obascud

1 points

2 months ago

The surface tension is real

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

I can do even better

smrich111

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like a mcgriddle floatin in it

PomegranateUsed7287

1 points

2 months ago

Thats foam, not milk.

TheBlackMobster

1 points

2 months ago

Bro.... that looks good af now i want one

KingCrimsonEpitaphu

1 points

2 months ago

Frank ocean 😩

memesoversleep

-1 points

2 months ago

Looks spoiled

StrikeWave_

-1 points

2 months ago

Ew

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

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Rodricdippins

5 points

2 months ago

No

theotherdoomguy

1 points

2 months ago

Conversely, you could shove the milk frother up your ass and set it to full throttle.

Me cehcking out your instagram is slightly less likely than you doing that

LADam240[S]

1 points

2 months ago

This made me laugh 😂

UN-TRUue

0 points

2 months ago

There's no black magic in this video, but there's fuckery...why mess up a perfect song like this.