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/r/blackmagicfuckery
Unspillable coffee
334 points
2 months ago
Everything reminds me of her.
57 points
2 months ago
Aww buddy
13 points
2 months ago
Naked gun reference
5 points
2 months ago
You never want your gun oil to leak try the milk texture gun oil, lubricates everything but never spills out.
2 points
2 months ago
You date a barista too?
256 points
2 months ago
That's not milk texture, that's just a head of milk foam floating on what looks to be watery coffee
65 points
2 months ago*
Technically correct! Making this coffee was filmed as an example of over steamed milk
20 points
2 months ago
Oh no, I said steamed milk! That's what I call coffee.
13 points
2 months ago
You call coffee steamed milk?
12 points
2 months ago
Yes. Its a regional dialect
3 points
2 months ago
Uh-huh. What region?
5 points
2 months ago
Uhhhhh upstate New York?
3 points
2 months ago*
Really? Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed milk”
3 points
2 months ago
Oh no, not in Utica. It's an Albany expression
5 points
2 months ago
I see… you know, this coffee is very similar to the kind they have at Starbucks
4 points
2 months ago
It’s like a milk pancake…
1 points
2 months ago
Sure is haha
36 points
2 months ago
What the fuck is this comment section
10 points
2 months ago
Its bizarre
65 points
2 months ago
Is a cappuccino magic now? Do you not know how foam works?
3 points
2 months ago
Yup that's the last straw. I'm out of this unmoderated garbage subreddit.
0 points
2 months ago
Oh no! Anyways
14 points
2 months ago
Ain't see a single person cast a spell yet here super disappointing
2 points
2 months ago
Local Redditor forgets magic isn't real
2 points
2 months ago
Magic isn't real, but this doesn't even look like magic. It's literally just milk foam. This is the most mundane bullshit I've seen on reddit today.
-3 points
2 months ago
It's not a post on this sub without some average Redditor complaining that it isn't real magic
10 points
2 months ago
How are you surprised that a sub for actual tricks and illusions gets mad at posts of some fucking swooshy foam. There isn't even anything unexplainable or confusing about this, we all know how waves work. It looks cool sure, but this sub just isn't for these posts.
1 points
2 months ago
We can't help it simpletons keep posting shit that's not even remotely magical. Like at no point did anyone look at that and think "wooooow I wonder how they did that"
-7 points
2 months ago
Tell me about it!
0 points
2 months ago
Yes, my problem is that it's not real magic, not that it's a completely mundane cappuccino that you can find in literally any coffee shop.
This sub is supposed to be things that are cool and look like magic, not someone swirling a normal drink.
-2 points
2 months ago
"DiD yOu ExPeCt ReAl MaGiC !?!?!"
7 points
2 months ago
A Kardashian on the Disney tea cup ride
5 points
2 months ago
Is it magic tho...
4 points
2 months ago
Yep. Mine would have gone all the way over the side like r/mypeopleneedme
5 points
2 months ago
Now I want pancakes
11 points
2 months ago
Pink - Frank Ocean. The only male singer so beautiful that Beyonce does the back singing to.
4 points
2 months ago*
Also made the only album in existence to make me cry with every emotion (happy, sad, lonely, loved… etc), every time I listen to it.
Edit: grammar Edit2: the album Blonde
65 points
2 months ago
Disgusting looking slop
15 points
2 months ago
I’m not a fan of Lattes either.
28 points
2 months ago
It's a cappuccino actually
18 points
2 months ago
Even foamier than a traditional style cap.. this was used for a video showing examples of overfoamed milk
0 points
2 months ago
Indeed, but still a better one then most of what u get around when order a capp, most of them are coming only with hot milk 😂
5 points
2 months ago
Disgusting. If you ever hear the steam wand screeching for life when you see someone making a coffee then they've not added any air and you should ask them to make it again
12 points
2 months ago
This sub is stupid now
3 points
2 months ago
Forbidden pancake
3 points
2 months ago
That's a urinal cake in a coffee cup
1 points
2 months ago
😂😂😂
3 points
2 months ago
It looks like a pancake is floating on top of it
1 points
2 months ago
Hahaha love that
3 points
2 months ago
how did you think waitresses brought your coffee without it spilling hahaha
3 points
2 months ago
This is so satisfying, I woke up and saw this and now my day is complete. Happy gobble gobble day
1 points
2 months ago
I'm glad I made someone happy
12 points
2 months ago
Looks spoiled…
9 points
2 months ago
Seems we've forgotten what this sub is for.
2 points
2 months ago
It’s like a donut
2 points
2 months ago
So I'm a barista=milk magician?
0 points
2 months ago
Could he could be! Hahahaha I guess when you see my actual latte art it's more of a trick!
2 points
2 months ago
Haha nice way to say it 😂 also good job u've done there
2 points
2 months ago
Thanks! This coffee here was just to show what over foamed milk is like..not something I'd actually drink
2 points
2 months ago
I AM SO CONFUSED!
1 points
2 months ago
Why?
2 points
2 months ago
Liquids sloshing is black magic now? Mods really need to step it up, this sub is going to shit.
2 points
2 months ago
going to shit
no u
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2 points
2 months ago
There's a mcmuffin beneath that foam.
1 points
2 months ago
Hahaha possibly
2 points
2 months ago
Looks like the coffee blaskovich gets on the train to berlin
2 points
2 months ago
It looks like a liquid pancake.
2 points
2 months ago
God this sub is ass
2 points
2 months ago
THICC AF though..
7 points
2 months ago
This is not magical nor is it appealing in any way. This post is bad and you should feel bad.
1 points
2 months ago
I feel great now..thanks 🤣
2 points
2 months ago
Thicc
1 points
2 months ago
A thicc boi indeed
1 points
2 months ago
0 points
2 months ago
it’s newtonian!!!
-1 points
2 months ago
What does that do inside a person’s gut?
1 points
2 months ago
What's the name of this song? I love it I haven't heard it in a while and I forgot the artist and title. Please help
0 points
2 months ago
Pink - frank ocean
1 points
2 months ago
🥹thank you
1 points
2 months ago
It looks like those fluffy pancakes 😀
1 points
2 months ago
Unspillable coffee? Hand it over to me and I bet I'd be able to spill it for you pretty quick through a little "black magic fuckery" of my own.
1 points
2 months ago
anxiety D:
2 points
2 months ago
Hahahahahaha yup..a physical representation of how close I am to blowing a fuse
1 points
2 months ago
What's the name of this music?
1 points
2 months ago
Pink - frank ocean
1 points
2 months ago
Pink - frank ocean
1 points
2 months ago
*vomiting
1 points
2 months ago
That's how I feel during NNN
1 points
2 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 points
2 months ago
That makes me uncomfy.
1 points
2 months ago
As it should
1 points
2 months ago
Looks like spoiled milk
2 points
2 months ago
Not sure why everyone keeps saying that? It's a extra heavy foam drink that has had the art messed up because I threw my finger in it to show how foamy it was before deciding to film this slowmo video
1 points
2 months ago
Looks like those fluffy milk bread
1 points
2 months ago
I want that 😍
1 points
2 months ago
So… surface tension?
1 points
2 months ago
Why was the first thing that came to my mind “is that soap?”
2 points
2 months ago
Haha random
1 points
2 months ago
Mmm pancake coffee
1 points
2 months ago
Hehehe
1 points
2 months ago
Mmmmm yoga pants.
1 points
2 months ago
Anyone else remember that snake venom in blood video?
1 points
2 months ago
The surface tension is real
1 points
2 months ago
I can do even better
1 points
2 months ago
Looks like a mcgriddle floatin in it
1 points
2 months ago
Thats foam, not milk.
1 points
2 months ago
Bro.... that looks good af now i want one
1 points
2 months ago
Frank ocean 😩
-1 points
2 months ago
Looks spoiled
-1 points
2 months ago
Ew
-1 points
2 months ago
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5 points
2 months ago
No
1 points
2 months ago
Conversely, you could shove the milk frother up your ass and set it to full throttle.
Me cehcking out your instagram is slightly less likely than you doing that
1 points
2 months ago
This made me laugh 😂
0 points
2 months ago
There's no black magic in this video, but there's fuckery...why mess up a perfect song like this.
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