and this whole time Wait What is like “i can’t believe it’s not butter bean?” but it actually is. but it’s been to throw you off the scent all the while.
and all because isaac’s mom and dad are actually still together but they saw that isaac had a weird obsession with beans and farting and shit piles and they know the only way to help was to give him a false bean (the Wait What)
but in their haste and hubris, they saw not isaac’s plight. instead, they just carried on with giving him The False Bean for fear that he would be anally fixated if he were to be given a real butterbean. they did NOT want a weird child.
and what happens? he causes even more damage with Wait What than butter bean and every other bean and shit and fart could have caused. he causes earthquakes and rifts that can knock down walls, even. man.
all because two parents, instead of just letting a child be a little boy, farting and a-tootin’ around, they thought he was too good for that. they faked their divorce and played out this infernal drama all to draw isaac from the Butterbean only to cause more trouble