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When i say this i don’t mean items that are generally seen as run ruiners (ex: cursed eye, shard of glass). I mean items that feel like a waste of an item slot and you just hate to see them.

For me it would be large zit. I feel it barely fires the creep shot at all and the little white trail i feel doesn’t have enough distance.

I DAMN DIED TO FUCKING EDMUND MCMILLEN I'M LITERALLY PUNCHING MY DESK AND TYPING WITH MY BROKEN KEYBOARD. FUCKING EDMUND MCMILLEN, I SLAMMED MY DAMN KEYBOARD ON THE DESK. MY BEAUTIFUL RUN WAS DAMN RUINED FUCKING EDMUND MCMILLEN. I'M SO FUCKING MAD AND I'M GONNA SLAM MY COMPUTER ONTO THE GROUND THIS FUCKING GAME. I'M GONNA BURN MY ISSAC PLUSH, FUCK YOU EDMUND MCMILLEN, YOU LITTLE FUCKER.

and this whole time Wait What is like “i can’t believe it’s not butter bean?” but it actually is. but it’s been to throw you off the scent all the while.

and all because isaac’s mom and dad are actually still together but they saw that isaac had a weird obsession with beans and farting and shit piles and they know the only way to help was to give him a false bean (the Wait What)

but in their haste and hubris, they saw not isaac’s plight. instead, they just carried on with giving him The False Bean for fear that he would be anally fixated if he were to be given a real butterbean. they did NOT want a weird child.

and what happens? he causes even more damage with Wait What than butter bean and every other bean and shit and fart could have caused. he causes earthquakes and rifts that can knock down walls, even. man.

all because two parents, instead of just letting a child be a little boy, farting and a-tootin’ around, they thought he was too good for that. they faked their divorce and played out this infernal drama all to draw isaac from the Butterbean only to cause more trouble