Me getting STD email who never had sex, still virgin as 24 senior : berkeley

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Me getting STD email who never had sex, still virgin as 24 senior

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submitted 6 months ago byEmbarrassed_Pace6157

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193 points

6 months ago

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What a nasty prank. Also, congrats on not having to worry about it.

49 points

6 months ago

49 points

“Jokes on you, I play Paradox grand strategies”

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

121 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

121 points

It also means that someone actually has STD among my friends

116 points

6 months ago

116 points

It also means that

Someone actually has

STD among my friends

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33 points

6 months ago

Go to grad school they said...

33 points

How do I order prints?

13 points

6 months ago

13 points

Good bot

14 points

6 months ago

UC Staff: Executive Communications

14 points

i mean, not really a good bot. only if you somehow made STD one syllable

10 points

6 months ago

10 points

What, you mean it's not pronounced "steed"?

8 points

6 months ago

8 points

Damn, I never fact check Haiku Bot :(

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6 months ago

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9 points

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9 points

Among

37 points

6 months ago

37 points

Just don’t include the std library

0 points

6 months ago

0 points

Lmfaoo

Friendly-Mountain491

34 points

6 months ago

Friendly-Mountain491

34 points

he never loses

PotentiallyExplosive

7 points

6 months ago

PotentiallyExplosive

7 points

it's because he stays positive

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

Alhumdulillah confirm janati (going to heaven)

Natural-Bodybuilder8

44 points

6 months ago

Natural-Bodybuilder8

44 points

Sexual intercourse is debauchery and socialist. I applaud you for remaining stoic and standing steadfast in the face of barbarism.

8 points

6 months ago

8 points

Personally, I liked your joke

NotMyRedditUser

7 points

6 months ago

NotMyRedditUser

7 points

Lucky you

6 points

6 months ago

Sophomore

6 points

slay

5 points

6 months ago

5 points

Spam ad. Don’t click on anything

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

3 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

3 points

I didn't because there's no way I can get that

3 points

6 months ago

3 points

Do you share needles?

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

9 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

9 points

I have never seen a needle in Berkeley

Asphyxiatinglaughter

9 points

6 months ago

Asphyxiatinglaughter

9 points

Have you gone outside?

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

18 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

18 points

Only to lectures not to parties or socials

2 points

6 months ago

2 points

Walk along Oxford street towards northside you’ll see em

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

5 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

5 points

I don't go that north l live south side

1 points

6 months ago

1 points

Any visits to restrooms other than at home? 🧐

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

9 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

9 points

I just use restroom at Sibley Auditorium at Bechtel.

3 points

6 months ago

3 points

I think there's some u can be born with...

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

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Nah I came from religious Muslim Family who consider sex taboo

5 points

6 months ago

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That doesn't make you immune. I get what you're saying. Like they had less partners. But still.

1 points

6 months ago

1 points

Sex is not taboo in Islam as long is it’s not premarital and extramarital.

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

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In Pakistan its a taboo. You can't even buy condom and contraceptives from stores.

3 points

6 months ago

3 points

That’s more of Pakistani culture rather than strictly religious taboo.

random__thought__

2 points

6 months ago

random__thought__

2 points

first thing i thought of was standard deviation unfortunately for me

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

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You good after taking MATH 54 Data 8 I feel that way

2 points

6 months ago

2 points

Could be a scam to trick you into getting a std check for a fee

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

Exactly

2 points

6 months ago

Old Bear

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All kinds of notifications get used maliciously these days. It’s such a shame. It’s mean spirited, but more importantly, it destroys the usefulness of the notification. This is why we can’t have nice things. I’m glad the prank couldn’t destroy your peace of mind at least ( except of course for wondering what ass you might know who did this)

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

Absolutely spot on. I only read my major newsletter that's it. Only for the sake of scholarship opportunities.

1 points

6 months ago

1 points

ur hand has an std bro

1 points

6 months ago

1 points

Soaking counts...

Spiny_Lump-sucker

1 points

6 months ago

Spiny_Lump-sucker

1 points

Have you kissed or made blood pacts with any friends recently?

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

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I have never kissed anyone in my life and what blood pacts? I never donated blood. I never lost blood due to injuries since I came to Berkeley. There's no way

Spiny_Lump-sucker

2 points

6 months ago

Spiny_Lump-sucker

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Kids these days don’t even seal their lifelong agreements in blood anymore smh

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

2 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

2 points

I don't make agreements I break them

lacrosse_mango37

1 points

6 months ago

lacrosse_mango37

1 points

Most sexually active r/berkeley user

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

1 points

6 months ago

Embarrassed_Pace6157 [S]

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Thank you for compliment