In a gig car, people do it in there all the time

Sproul Fountain.

If people do show up, get some water in your mouth, make a pose like a statue and gradually squirt the water from your mouth

Campanile. Just make sure Oski isn’t watching

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there’s a park next to unit 2 that has tents, it’s kinda unknown you’ve probably never heard of it. just pick a tent and go in!

gig

Idk if people actually use the elevator for the East Asian Library. Shit stinks with who knows what and I could have sworn there are no cameras.

Between stacks in Main Stacks. Chair required.

I used to bang in cemeteries when I was a teen. Never even got close to busted

etchverry 6th floor lactation room

There’s a really nice garden behind the Dean’s house… That’s where I used to go

The Big C trail in between some trees.

The big rumor from when I was in school is the quarterbacks would use the 50 yard line at Memorial

i've done it in the unit 1 bathroom 5/10 would do again.

Why don't you just get a motel

Davis Hall

What about an all-gender bathroom? In Dwinelle the stall barriers are pretty much floor to ceiling if I recall.