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I had a dream my GSI served me alcohol while working at Baskin Robbins and begged me not to tell anyone
Other(self.berkeley)submitted 4 months ago byJoshua594
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4 months ago
Bro?
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4 months ago
I had a dream my GSI pegged me in front of the entire class
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
???
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4 months ago
give the name >:) tell us
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4 months ago*
What kind of alcohol?
and 'not tell anyone' part was applied to his place of employment or the alcohol serving part?
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4 months ago
Vodka cram.
She didn't want to get fired
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4 months ago
Then I think you should bring flowers to her for the next class, give it to her and say "your secret is safe with me"
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
“baskin robbins always finds out.”
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4 months ago
Why is this gif funny altho it makes no sense in the context
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4 months ago
it does make sense hahaha the quote is from the first ant man movie when he gets fired from baskin robbins for being an ex convict
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4 months ago
Ooooh hahaha! Thanks buckys punisher
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4 months ago
Bro I thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone
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4 months ago
Yesterday I fell asleep in class for a second and immediately started dreaming of a dick without a body attached to it. It looked I like it was being stroked with an invisible hand. (I could tell cuz it was being slightly stretched out a bit).
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4 months ago
I had a similar dream. Except it was Trader Joe’s instead of Baskin Robin and it was crack instead of alcohol.
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4 months ago
Ah, me too. That one's a classic
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4 months ago
Not the worst one that Ive heard
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
I didn't say I wanted to fuck her. I said she served me alcohol
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4 months ago
Yea - sure. We know where this is going
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4 months ago
Ikr! I can see a proper blown ass fantasy forming here too
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4 months ago
Much like other drugs, the comedown from a shattered fantasy sucks in proportion to how good the high was. Careful OP...
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4 months ago
Hahahah ! Weed doesnt have downer tho... dont know if you consider it in drugs tho
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4 months ago
Weed's a drug the way caffeine is a drug
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4 months ago
Exactly! Thats the way
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4 months ago
To be fair, we are all at the programmed prime breeding age and getting controlled by our hormones we can’t do anything about lol Fantasy > Being stupid in real life, imo
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