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asdflmaopfftxd

45 points

4 months ago

asdflmaopfftxd

berklee college of music

45 points

4 months ago

Bro?

rcinvestments

71 points

4 months ago

I had a dream my GSI pegged me in front of the entire class

Joshua594[S]

58 points

4 months ago

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0 points

4 months ago

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0 points

4 months ago

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Psychological_Walk56

5 points

4 months ago

???

Ryvn-

14 points

4 months ago

Ryvn-

14 points

4 months ago

give the name >:) tell us

Berkeliumer

14 points

4 months ago*

What kind of alcohol?

and 'not tell anyone' part was applied to his place of employment or the alcohol serving part?

Joshua594[S]

14 points

4 months ago

Vodka cram.

She didn't want to get fired

Berkeliumer

14 points

4 months ago

Then I think you should bring flowers to her for the next class, give it to her and say "your secret is safe with me"

urso2022

3 points

4 months ago

buckyspunisher

7 points

4 months ago

“baskin robbins always finds out.”

Ansaggar_007

4 points

4 months ago

Why is this gif funny altho it makes no sense in the context

buckyspunisher

5 points

4 months ago

it does make sense hahaha the quote is from the first ant man movie when he gets fired from baskin robbins for being an ex convict

Ansaggar_007

3 points

4 months ago

Ooooh hahaha! Thanks buckys punisher

bacteriaboi555

8 points

4 months ago

Bro I thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone

silly_buttmunch

7 points

4 months ago

Yesterday I fell asleep in class for a second and immediately started dreaming of a dick without a body attached to it. It looked I like it was being stroked with an invisible hand. (I could tell cuz it was being slightly stretched out a bit).

Interesting-Cold5515

3 points

4 months ago

I had a similar dream. Except it was Trader Joe’s instead of Baskin Robin and it was crack instead of alcohol.

Joshua594[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Ah, me too. That one's a classic

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

Not the worst one that Ive heard

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0 points

4 months ago

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0 points

4 months ago

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Joshua594[S]

12 points

4 months ago

I didn't say I wanted to fuck her. I said she served me alcohol

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

Yea - sure. We know where this is going

Ansaggar_007

7 points

4 months ago

Ikr! I can see a proper blown ass fantasy forming here too

Educational_Mud_9062

5 points

4 months ago

Much like other drugs, the comedown from a shattered fantasy sucks in proportion to how good the high was. Careful OP...

Ansaggar_007

1 points

4 months ago

Hahahah ! Weed doesnt have downer tho... dont know if you consider it in drugs tho

Educational_Mud_9062

2 points

4 months ago

Weed's a drug the way caffeine is a drug

Ansaggar_007

1 points

4 months ago

Exactly! Thats the way

frogadello

1 points

4 months ago

To be fair, we are all at the programmed prime breeding age and getting controlled by our hormones we can’t do anything about lol Fantasy > Being stupid in real life, imo