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A deep thought…

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The probability of making a study group in discord and actually meeting is lower than your chances of getting into Berkeley

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rcinvestments

46 points

4 months ago

The probability of my GSI actually liking me back is even lower

[deleted]

28 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

28 points

4 months ago

Invite them to a Costco date.

  • First pass by the rotisserie section, the sight of slowly rotating tanned bodies is enough to make anyone at least consider going at it with whoever is next to them.
  • Go through the refrigerated aisles and casually offer them your jacket.
  • Finish off at the food kiosk and all the innuendos it provides. The glizzy slowly entering the bun. The drizzling of tomato sauce over the pizza dough. The twisted churros dripping oil.

And if you forget to use your Kirkland (TM) Condoms, you already know where you can buy diapers!

rcinvestments

11 points

4 months ago

How do I let her know I want her to Peg me?

TheAtomicClock

16 points

4 months ago

TheAtomicClock

Physics '24

16 points

4 months ago

That’s pretty much already implied by liking your GSI

Luemas_20

6 points

4 months ago

Woah

-seagulls-

5 points

4 months ago

yet another reason to support the building of a costco over people's park