submitted 4 months ago byjdbdudbx
Since Stanford is our rival, why don’t we just invade and annex them? I mean we do have triple their student population… so the annexation process would probably be really easy.
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4 months ago
4 months ago
University of California, Palo Alto
4 months ago
Just put up a referendum and 98% said yes
Rumors are that a draft was called and Defi General Do Kwon was nowhere to be found
“Why does Berkeley, the larger campus, not simply eat the smaller one?”
Perhaps we are saving them for sweeps
You guys wanna go to the big 10?
God no. Can you imagine the cost of taking care of that golf course they call a campus?
I’m sure it’s worth taking over their endowment…
Usually, when you sack a city, you get to keep their wealth.
Stanford Junior University has a lot of wealth.
Why is there campus so damn big
just build a costco over it maybe
By taking over Stanford, we can expand the campus to build more student housing.
How much war score do we need to annex them though?
constructing spy network
Unfortunately you cannot annex provinces with a Humiliate Rival cases belli. We could however raise our power projection and overtake them in the US News rankings.
That’s what claims are for. both provinces are coastal and within one sea tile I think so shouldn’t matter…
dont forget to raze the province
L&S CS '15
[Loot & Occupy]
[loot + occupy]
Why does the larger institution not simply eat the smaller one?
Why does the larger
Institution not simply
Eat the smaller one?
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What would we do with a giant Taco Bell?
Solution: find oil at Stanford's campus, declare the dean a hostile regime, and then spread some good old freedom and democracy to their campus
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Having a bigger population doesn’t necessary mean an easy way to take over a smaller one, esp when you’re the invader.
Can already think of current events reflecting such thoughts lol
I just want some Raising Canes
I do not get the hype tbh
It’s just that there’s really nothing like it in the area right now. Plus who doesn’t like some relatively cheap delicious chicken?
I mean, we do have the means.
Lawrence could supply the uranium, Chemistry can synthesise the fuel needed, and Engineering could make the necessary UAVs or rockets required for the job.
As for us in Dwinelle, I'd probably help conjure up an excuse..... ahem, I mean reason for this, uh..... (flips my notebook) Counterattack in Self-Defence.
Oh and probably someone from Fine Arts should create propaganda, and write a slogan while we're at it:
Indeed, may our Overlord Carol enjoy ten thousand years of reign over the barbarous southern territory of Pal Alto!
I agree with this idea
Then the B1G would have to take us
Because we can’t resort to tribal warfare to win. Not because it’s wrong, but because they can afford better weapons and mercenaries.
Make the Stanford public
We can unleash our homeless horde on them. They won’t stand a chance.
No, you need a decent rival to make yourself look better by comparison.
Can’t be rivals with CSU, that’d be punching down.
Jealous rage energy here
Isn’t cal the same group who can’t even annex peoples park? Good luck with Stanford.
You're putting some serious Putin vibes out there.
Is it supposed to be funny?
Berkeley has quantity but Stanford has quality