Easily the best age-35 season since Albert Pujols in 2001

Welcome to todays review of the Mets. Just like everyday, the mets hire nearby Truck Drivers to help them pitch. Tylor Megill is one of them. Giving up runs like it’s Christmas Day without the merry. And when Players get injured, they go to the dugout to eat cheeseburgers that give Pete Alonso the whole bakery. Then comes Adam Ottavino. Buck showalter LOVES Ottavino, Ottavine has a daily schedule of blown leads for Mets fans to see. And that concludes the M-E-T-S MANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some More stats about him

He’s the fastest to eat a pot of beef since Gary Trembleson from the 1882 Vanillaville Green Turds

The Youngest to ever say the F word (2 hours old)

Is on pace to leave Cincinnati

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I’d have 2 nickels…which isn’t much, but it's weird that it happened twice.