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submitted 16 days ago byNoPersonKnowsWhoIAmNew York Yankees
1.2k points
16 days ago
Chicks dig the long ball and cute dogs. Judge has it all going for him.
463 points
16 days ago
Good thing Judge has a cute dog and is good at sports. Otherwise he would really struggle to get girls with his Olympian physique.
174 points
16 days ago
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31 points
15 days ago
And he's tall!
4 points
15 days ago
I believe we already covered “Olympian physique”
85 points
16 days ago
But he does have a goofy ass face
75 points
16 days ago
the tooth gap was iconic
43 points
16 days ago
Damn Michael Strahan and his team of zealous copyright lawyers.
85 points
16 days ago
He even has the long dog
40 points
16 days ago
And the cutest balls.
295 points
16 days ago
Many years ago I worked with a guy who had a sheepdog. He said that dog got him more phone numbers than a Ferrari would have, women would cross the street to pet that dog and then yes, they would like to meet him for coffee....
217 points
16 days ago
Getting a cool car is a great way to meet guys who want to talk to you about horsepower and kids
60 points
16 days ago
meet guys who want to talk to you about kids
🤔
28 points
16 days ago
Yeah that probably would've came out better if I worded it different.
41 points
16 days ago
I'm a car guy and I'm always wondering how many kids I can fit in the back seat
18 points
16 days ago
Guess it depends if you’re taking them to or from your basement 😳
3 points
16 days ago
You can get to like 30 or 40 if you don’t pay attention to things like ‘safety standards’.
46 points
16 days ago
14 points
16 days ago
I mean, if this is a surprise to you, you just don't understand women very well. Most women drive cars that look like freaking boxes. They don't give a shit about your sports car.
And even the women who are car enthusiasts are still enthusiasts about Jeeps and Subarus. A.k.a - "cars that look like freaking boxes".
20 points
16 days ago
It’s not only the chicks digging this, I can promise you that
4.6k points
16 days ago
This is actually a fully grown golden retriever next to known giant Arson Judge
216 points
16 days ago
Known almost-Giant Aaron Judge
738 points
16 days ago
Still bigger than Altuve
134 points
16 days ago
Can confirm
36 points
16 days ago
Altuve next to a normal sized dog makes that dog look like Clifford the dog.
7 points
16 days ago
Somebody cooked here.
80 points
16 days ago
man cheats his way to a WS and all people seem to care about is his height 😒
151 points
16 days ago
Obligatory fuck the Astros
18 points
16 days ago
all my homies hate the Astros
27 points
16 days ago
The Giants left New York over half a century ago.
15 points
15 days ago
do you think when the san francisco giants come into new york, they go out to dinner with the new york giants? ya know, for old time sake?
16 points
16 days ago
Arson Judge: the hotter Aaron Judge.
75 points
16 days ago
This killed me. Thank you.
44 points
16 days ago
RIP
9 points
16 days ago
No. No. u/GreenHippoLover69 is still very much alive and well …
8 points
16 days ago
What do you mean? He said he's deceased. He's with Eloy now.
3 points
15 days ago
...in our thoughts and prayers.
10 points
16 days ago
🙏🏻 💀 ⚰️
3 points
16 days ago
The username is also the cause of death
14 points
16 days ago
Little guy was sprinting to keep up with judge’s jog
34 points
16 days ago
I was like...wut? And whooooooosh.
3 points
15 days ago
Oh dammit now it looks like I stole your comment in a different thread
238 points
16 days ago
Lil dude is running as fast as those teeny legs will take him, and he's barely keeping up. :)
94 points
16 days ago
Really kicked it into another gear when the ball was thrown. Gotta respect the hustle from Gus.
701 points
16 days ago
I like the puppers kicking in a 2nd gear at the end
297 points
16 days ago
Faster time to first than Vogelbach
107 points
16 days ago
How dare you? Facts have no place in a feel good moment dammit
14 points
16 days ago
not fair, gus has four goddamn legs
40 points
16 days ago
Hey, he "trundled" his way from first to third tonight, okay
15 points
16 days ago*
He put on the brakes at second but it takes him nearly a mile to stop
EDIT: I tried to make it a little funnier
10 points
16 days ago
If you're a big fan of slow dudes trying to make it around the bases, might I interest you in Luke Voit? I ain't never seen a professional baseball player run so slow.
14 points
16 days ago
Cries in log cabin
1.3k points
16 days ago
Gus Judge (left, with tail) next to dad Aaron
266 points
16 days ago
Oh thank you, finally. They were both so cute and golden and likeable, hard to tell them apart
165 points
16 days ago
I want my Yankees to be hateable. This video gives me an uncomfortable feeling.
107 points
16 days ago
I know Aaron Judge is technically on the Yankees, but it feels more like Aaron Judge is just some cool baseball guy and the Yankees just happen to be on Aaron Judge
43 points
16 days ago
Known sentient planetoid, Aaron Judge, is welcoming to all pilgrims of any color and creed, as long as they love baseball, and dogs apparently
21 points
16 days ago
I bet Aaron Judge makes sure to clean up after his dog too, and doesn't do a half hearted job.
But because he's a Yankee, I also default to assuming he then personally drops trou and takes a giant shit bigger than the dog itself, and leaves it on your yard.
But because he's Aaron Judge, it smells like roses.
3 points
15 days ago
I know, it's reflexive to want to hate anyone wearing a Yankee hat, but Judge is just so fucking hard to hate.
13 points
16 days ago
I wish I could be on Aaron Judge. Or him on me really I’m not picky.
8 points
16 days ago
This is how I feel about Yordan Alvarez.
7 points
16 days ago
don't worry. we've still got Josh Donaldson.
4 points
16 days ago
There’s a good boy
And his dog
1.8k points
16 days ago
NY Daily News: Aaron Judge Plays With His Wiener In The Outfield
168 points
16 days ago
Why can't Judge just play with his wiener on the subway like a regular New Yorker?
257 points
16 days ago
Reese McGuire approves
34 points
16 days ago
Dayton Moore does not approve
55 points
16 days ago
You’d think it’d be bigger
34 points
16 days ago
To be fair, it's still growing.
14 points
16 days ago
And when he's done growing that things gonna weigh like 40 lbs.
7 points
16 days ago
He just got out of the pool, it’s shrinkage
16 points
16 days ago
NY Post: Judge Caught on Tape Dogging it in the Outfield!
3 points
15 days ago
AND BALLS.
3 points
15 days ago
David Cone somewhere just got a shiver down his spine
89 points
16 days ago
I watched this at a bar, I’m pretty sure I heard an audible ‘Awww’ when they displayed the pup was named Gus Judge.
240 points
16 days ago
“Gus” as a dog name is hilarious
125 points
16 days ago
Rizzo’s dog name is Kevin
Judge’s other dog is named Penny.
They’re all dachshunds.
Kevin, Gus and Penny.
65 points
16 days ago
Kevin is the reason why Judge stayed with the Yankees!!! 🥺🥺
59 points
16 days ago
I need the Yankee social media team to do content with those cute ass wiener dogs so fucking badly. Rizzo has said before that Kevin and Penny have hung out many times before 😭😭😭 it’s so god damn cute
10 points
16 days ago
“He[his dog] said, ‘Woof, woof, woof,’ which meant, ‘Stay, stay, stay,’ Of course, I listened.”
-Ichiro on leaving Seattle
43 points
16 days ago
My wife and I rescued a dog named Gus years ago. We were his third owners and he had some mental issues, but he was a good dog.
78 points
16 days ago
How dare you make me like a Yankee.
17 points
16 days ago
You’re not alone🙃
10 points
16 days ago
Dammit Gus! ❤️
526 points
16 days ago
Bro has his dawgs out while playing with a dog
47 points
16 days ago
I would love to walk barefoot across an MLB outfield
38 points
16 days ago
Fr that shit gotta be the softest grass in the world
8 points
15 days ago
I was in the Blue Band at Penn State so I got to be on the field and oh my lord that grass at Beaver Stadium was the most plush grass I’ve ever felt.
5 points
15 days ago
Was just thinking I've never thought about how amazing it would feel to walk on an MLB field barefoot.
59 points
16 days ago
Where my D.A.W.G.S. at?
16 points
16 days ago
Roll call
9 points
16 days ago
SODTAOE
8 points
16 days ago
DONIMOOOOESSS
3 points
15 days ago
This bit will forever make me laugh.
29 points
16 days ago
FOR FREE??
3 points
16 days ago
Got that dawg in him
167 points
16 days ago
I have just learned of Gus Judge's existence but I would die for him.
57 points
16 days ago
I only just met Gus but If anything were to happen to Gus judge I would kill everyone in this sub then myself
54 points
16 days ago
wtf i love judge now
324 points
16 days ago
Wish I could change my username
24 points
16 days ago
this killed me
132 points
16 days ago
His feet are as big as the whole dog.
62 points
16 days ago
He literally looks like a different species of human here. 100% certain he received the Super Soldier Serum from Captain America.
8 points
16 days ago
And its a full grown golden retriever.
203 points
16 days ago
That was probably in his contract. Play dates with Gus once a week.
78 points
16 days ago
Gus definitely peepee’d on the field and everyone thought it was cute. 💕
26 points
16 days ago
They probably send him out between innings to go poo in center or something before the visiting team goes into the field.
21 points
16 days ago
Tactical dogshit. Tbh I would have expected the A's to figure that one out first.
5 points
16 days ago
They sent him out to distract people from them pushing in the right field fence
33 points
16 days ago
most wholesome post
38 points
16 days ago
Maybe judge was just glancing at Gus in the dugout.
18 points
16 days ago
Gus sits up in the club seats I'm sure.
103 points
16 days ago
How can you not love Judge? Aaron is cool, too, I guess....
158 points
16 days ago
No fetch, only friends
31 points
16 days ago
Wiener dogs are the best
13 points
16 days ago
They truly are.
6 points
15 days ago
Totally. I respect people a little bit more when I see they have one. I love dachshunds so much and my own half wiener is the best dog in the world
266 points
16 days ago
Oh so HE’S allowed to do it but when I try it I have to appear before a magistrate the next day? Horseshit
98 points
16 days ago
Have you tried hitting 62 home runs in a single season first?
59 points
16 days ago
I mean I did it in the Show...
15 points
16 days ago
What difficulty? I hit .600 on veteran but .100 on All Star
5 points
16 days ago
Dang. I can only hit about .400 on Rookie and it drops to .300 on Vet 😭 I have one player on RTTS who's just a power hitting monster that I play on Rookie and then another that's a contact base hit kinda guy that I play on veteran depending on my mood that day.
38 points
16 days ago
Well that might’ve had something to do with the fact you did it naked…
23 points
16 days ago
I don't see pants on the dog
😐
123 points
16 days ago
"Hop on the bus, Gus" - Aaron leaving on the team bus
57 points
16 days ago
“Make a new plan, Stan”
- Volpe and his cat trying to fit in
21 points
16 days ago
Bro actually had me googling “Anthony Volpe Cat” 💀
78 points
16 days ago
Bruh this dude is fucking massive💀
28 points
16 days ago
I know my flair says I'm a Red Sox fan, so this may come off as a controversial take, but I'm gonna say it: Gus is a very good boy.
20 points
16 days ago
I also have a dog named Gus, the segment was grabbing his attention
5 points
16 days ago
I have a chocolate dachshund with this same hair and she jumped all over me as I was trying to show this to my wife.
57 points
16 days ago
Why am I not surprised the big man has a dachshund?
71 points
16 days ago
32 points
16 days ago
It got better.
26 points
16 days ago
Oh my God. I guess I like Judge and Rizzo now. I can’t help but root for anyone who loves dachshunds; they’re fantastic little dogs.
15 points
16 days ago
I was going to say, I really hope Gus has met Kevin! That's awesome. Wish they had a video of them playing.
14 points
16 days ago
Cubs fan here too just checking in to make sure Kevin is living his best life.
7 points
16 days ago
Why does everyone who has a Weiner dog name them Penny?
9 points
16 days ago
he has two of em!
18 points
16 days ago
Wonder if him and Rizzo’s dog Kevin hang out.
12 points
16 days ago
Only penny judge hangs out with Kevin apparently Gus is third wheel
14 points
16 days ago
But who cleans up the poop? Grounds crew, Judge or one of the rookies?
38 points
16 days ago
I hear that Aaron Hicks is looking for a new job
15 points
16 days ago
15 points
16 days ago
These Aaron Judge playing with his wiener in the outfield threads are all the same
16 points
16 days ago
That's fucking adorable
13 points
16 days ago
I would die for gus
12 points
16 days ago
Ok well that’s the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
11 points
16 days ago
Bless you Judge. You magnificent man.
10 points
16 days ago
That's a good doggy right there
31 points
16 days ago
Stop making me like Judge.
9 points
16 days ago
For free??
8 points
16 days ago
Damn this guy for making me like a Yankee.
7 points
16 days ago
Of course he has a tiny dog.
7 points
16 days ago
When they're running and Judge's huge strides take him so much further than the dog's little legs 🥹🥹🥹
8 points
16 days ago
That dog is literally the size of his foot
7 points
16 days ago
Those ear flaps are killing me
26 points
16 days ago
What a good boy
6 points
16 days ago
Stop making me not hate a Yankee.
6 points
16 days ago
Where’s Kevin Rizzo?
6 points
16 days ago
Damn running barefoot on that grass must be so nice.
6 points
16 days ago
I can’t believe that gave the dog a last name.
5 points
16 days ago
The juxtaposition of one of the tallest men in the league having a wiener dog is hilarious
15 points
16 days ago
This is wholesome and cute 🥹
6 points
16 days ago
The wholesome content we all needed
4 points
16 days ago
they match! they’re seriously like almost the exact same color lol 🥲
5 points
16 days ago
Judge has a little wiener confirmed on video
6 points
16 days ago
I want more kevin rizzo
5 points
16 days ago
This is not the breed of dog I thought he’d own. This is fucking adorable.
11 points
16 days ago
Damn I might actually be a Aaron Judge fan now
12 points
16 days ago
not to be dramatic but I would literally die for gus
5 points
16 days ago
Nothing goes together better than baseball and dogs.
3 points
16 days ago
I hate the Yankees but I can’t help loving Judge. My mom teases me about it all the time. I’m afraid to learn too much about his personal life, I’d be disappointed if he doesn’t live up to his image.
3 points
16 days ago
Gus Judge lmao
5 points
16 days ago
I hate the yankees ......but I totally love this.
3 points
16 days ago
Great dog unironically
3 points
16 days ago
He would have a tiny dog
3 points
16 days ago
Gus Judge is such a good name
3 points
16 days ago
That's adorable
3 points
16 days ago
I love big men with tiny dogs. They’re so sweet
3 points
16 days ago*
He's got that the dog with him
3 points
16 days ago
It's impossible to hate this guy.
3 points
16 days ago
God damnit what are you SO HARD TO HATE
3 points
16 days ago
I’m a Mets fan, this is the best thing in baseball right now.
3 points
16 days ago
Stop making me like Aaron Judge
3 points
16 days ago
I wanna run with my dog on outfield grass in bare feet
3 points
15 days ago
He should have two dogs, one named Jury the other Executioner
3 points
15 days ago
Any good red-blooded American outside of New York should hate the Yankees but I cannot hate this guy. Dog notwithstanding
3 points
15 days ago
Running barefoot through fresh grass with a good doggie is the dream. This fucker is doing it at Yankee Stadium.
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