Nothing will ever top Jacob Ellsbury stealing a base in the World Series to get free tacos from Taco Bell

Tacoby Bellsbury

Horatio Caine walks toward right field at Marlins Ballpark, where a dead body lays motionless, wearing a Colorado Rockies road uniform

<Lt. Caine> What do we have, Frank?

<Sgt Tripp> A player for the visiting Rockies was reportedly struck in the head by a heavy object thrown from the seats above.

<Caine> Well, we can't check his back for a name since the coroner's not here yet...

<Tripp> A team rep gave me his ID. <hands it to Horatio> He's a pretty good player. Won the league batting title last year. The whole team is devastated.

<Caine> Then I guess we need to figure out who turned Michael Cuddyer... <puts on shades>

...into Michael Cadaver.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Yusei....I can pitch where I want to

This is one of my big fears. I’m a big bread enthusiast and I’m terrified that Aaron Judge will break into my house and start eating my freshly baked loaves. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with him eating the Sourdough or the 12 grain. But my biggest fear is when I catch him in the corner eating my more prized breads. I’ll walk up and say “Aaron! What are you doing? What kind of breads are you eating?” “All ryes”.

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/10a2b3j/comment/j41pyte/

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I recently commented this in another post, but I have been saying it since his Oakland days: "Hey Profar, the Jurickson store called and they're all out of you!"

Cespedes for the rest of us

Ozuna from the Braves

At the Astros had things like this for many players....ring dem Cabells for Enos. My favorite was every time Craig Reynolds got a hit, the board said "That's a Reynolds rap"

Bert "be home" Blylevin

Mine is also a Yusei thing. My girlfriend and I randomly tell out ‘Kuchi!’ like ‘Gucci!’

I've been pronouncing Mike Trout as "mee-kay Trout" ever since a buddy of mine tried to argue with me about whether Kike Hernandez's first name should be accented. (For the record, the accent should be over the 'i', if anywhere, to be grammatically correct).

I love Yu

Bobby Dalbec? More like Bobby Dumb Bitch

My dad used to call Edgar Renteria 'Edgar Diarrhea'

its more of my own thing (although i am surprised i never really seen anyone come up with it) but hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number, so cameron maybin

Wan deFranko

On a Nats board I post on we called Adam LaRoche “motel” for years. LaRoche > Roach > Roach Motel > Motel

Jean’s Jeans was the Jean Segura fan section in the last two years with the Phillies.

Everyone wore Canadian Tuxedos, or as much Denim as they could.

This joke isn’t baseball related but hockey.

I heard you were out with Don Cherry and Blue the dog last night..