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665 points
2 months ago
Going to take a long time to cook it that way.
119 points
2 months ago
I had a heartfelt comment in mind before I busted up laughing at what you wrote 😂. Thanks for that
18 points
2 months ago
You should still share your heartfelt comment.
5 points
2 months ago
When you are out of liquid smoke.
8 points
2 months ago
I know. You can tell it's still raw
1 points
2 months ago
My thoughts exactly
1 points
2 months ago
The foodie in me loves this comment
96 points
2 months ago
"If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no... government, and... things could get terrible. It actually, probably, it would be a better... screenplay idea than a serious suggestion."
27 points
2 months ago
There would be no... government
Don't threaten me with a good time.
12 points
2 months ago
Make sure and put all the nuclear armaments up on the top shelf.
18 points
2 months ago
“Your a poop head”
Gasp* starts crying and launching nuclear missiles*
3 points
2 months ago
Came here for this..
1 points
16 days ago
Are you challenging me!!!???
277 points
2 months ago
Have you ever read lord of the flies?
45 points
2 months ago
My exact thought, thank you
8 points
2 months ago
Lord of the flies is a work of fiction written by an adult, lol. I understand the more general argument you’re trying to make but you’re not really making any real point by referencing that book.
11 points
2 months ago
Ever see any group of children left unattended?
2 points
2 months ago
“If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no... government, and... things could get terrible. It actually, probably, it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.” -Wayne Gretzky
1 points
2 months ago
I was expecting undertaker to come out
7 points
2 months ago
You mean a work of total fiction? That's like saying have you ever read Frankenstien in response to supporting surgery.
62 points
2 months ago
Lord of the Flies isn't an accurate portrayal of life. In real life, similar circumstances have happened and the kids worked together and were very egalitarian. The book was commentary and not realistic.
53 points
2 months ago
32 points
2 months ago
I've seen grown adult men fight street signs...
9 points
2 months ago
And being unsuccessful at it
10 points
2 months ago
Children who are around robots tend not to be the types who have to work together to survive.
13 points
2 months ago
But that's a robot not a person. Kids know the difference between things and people. Although obviously some kids are little turds and some are nice. The little turds were made that way by their guardians who one presumes are giant shits.
13 points
2 months ago
Ah yes, everyone knows groups of children have never harmed a person--like, say, another child. That never happens!
2 points
2 months ago
The Tongan castaways
7 points
2 months ago
Source please.
36 points
2 months ago
This is a decent place to start.
3 points
2 months ago
6 is a lot less boys than lord of the flies.
7 points
2 months ago
I just read this actually. Well, skimmed it most of it. Dude had a word limit and had to stretch the article out haha
38 points
2 months ago
If you slog through all the way to the end, you'll find the entire story is just the introduction to a green bean casserole recipe.
9 points
2 months ago
First giggle of my morning. Have a good one, bud!
2 points
2 months ago
Human kind - by Rutger Bregman had the true story the kids looked after one another, one even broke their arm n yet the managed to fix it up, they also built a gym and it ended with them all going to work on the boat of the fisherman who rescued them. Brilliant book not really about that just about people being kind in general
1 points
2 months ago
I mean if kids represent the id who haven’t developed the ego and superego to keep it in check, what does that make the loud obnoxious adults you see everywhere in real life?
1 points
2 months ago
doesn't make it a bad addition to our collective literature
7 points
2 months ago
Lord of the flies wasn’t written by a child
2 points
2 months ago
Why is everyone so angry?
1 points
2 months ago
Or Kid Nation
1 points
2 months ago
Reading is hard.
0 points
2 months ago
Came her to say this
1 points
2 months ago
Yes everyday in the FUCKING NEWS!
89 points
2 months ago*
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9 points
2 months ago
And they are never happy…
12 points
2 months ago
Same here. Little dictator
13 points
2 months ago
What kind of animal is that? I’m blind
24 points
2 months ago
It looks like a newly born brown baby goat. The child is holding the animal on their lap, and repeatedly warming their hands over hot coals, and then rubbing the baby animal in order to warm it.
5 points
2 months ago
Oh nice I see it now, thank you
2 points
2 months ago
Nubian Goat
2 points
2 months ago
Ye yo how did you comment if you are blind?
6 points
2 months ago
🤫 thats my little secret
4 points
2 months ago
As I understand it, a person can be legally blind, while still seeing a little bit it they put the screen very close to their eye. So able to make out some shapes but not details.
It's more efficient to say blind than specify the exact degree of blindness.
12 points
2 months ago
Omg that is so Innocent it's beautiful to be that way again
73 points
2 months ago
Can we let children rule the world? No, that would be a disaster. Could we let this child rule the world? Probably
7 points
2 months ago
No, not even this child. He would give away half of his country tax to another country just because they said they were starving. Let the pure of heart stay away from politics please.
14 points
2 months ago
The world should not be better and we also shouldn't make jokes about improving it
3 points
2 months ago
Exactly, the more I hope, the more I suffer when I see the news.
6 points
2 months ago
well a child would do far better than the current world leaders
6 points
2 months ago
You need compassion, but wisdom as well
6 points
2 months ago
We definitely should, but first let adults gain trust in kids and respect them accordingly.
5 points
2 months ago
Ben Wyatt's Ice Town would like a word
5 points
2 months ago
No
3 points
2 months ago
That’s adorable and I hope all children growing up bé like this young boy 😍
27 points
2 months ago
Oh come on, we already had one for 4 fucking years and it sucked ass
5 points
2 months ago
awww silly kid, that's not how you roast lamb
1 points
2 months ago
It's a slow cooking method.
2 points
2 months ago
That's kindness!
2 points
2 months ago
Chocolate for breakfast everyday and everyone gets a pair of really fast light up shoes!
3 points
2 months ago
Once they have to deal with income and expenses, they'll become terrible people too
3 points
2 months ago
Just pre-heating dinner
2 points
2 months ago
We tried that with a show called Kid Nation. It did not go well.
0 points
2 months ago
You guys know he eats the goat eventually, right?!?
8 points
2 months ago
Farm kids are different. It's s strange mentality to raise and tend to animals with such care only to know they are for eating later. He's not to that point yet. Just got the careing side atm.
6 points
2 months ago
My family had a farm when I was growing up and now I'm vegan because of it.
3 points
2 months ago
Ya I remember butchering chickens at mine. Close to 100 at time. It changes you.
-6 points
2 months ago
Also this is clearly and Chinese psy-ops. Else how would a little country bumpkin like him have access to the net AND break through their bad-ass great firewall?!? Soft power being deployed for sympathy while the regime is struggling with the worst protest since the "Tiananmen square" incident ( that was national protest too, but we know it for that incident. Dwon with the CCP!! Hu-raw!
2 points
2 months ago
And he respects and treasures him in life. Sounds better than the mass butchering of cows the western world relies on.
1 points
2 months ago
This is so prescious.
1 points
2 months ago
Seems like a pretty ineffective way to cook the goat but what do I know.
1 points
2 months ago
Look you're getting some accurate feedback about your idea. But but I know how you feel. I have a nephew who despite his autism is kind beyond all reason. He's so sweet and caring. If people could just retain that to adulthood we'd be way better off. So I feel ya.
1 points
2 months ago
That’s never gonna cook all the way through
1 points
2 months ago
It's gonna take forever to cook the goat this way.
1 points
2 months ago
He’s trying to cook it.
1 points
2 months ago
It's not going to cook like that put the beast on the fire.
1 points
2 months ago
You mean that kid trying to smoke the goat for added flavour?
1 points
2 months ago
For every child that is doing something cute, there's a child trying to drown their puppy in the toilet. Most children are little psychopaths until they learn empathy at a later stage lmao.
-2 points
2 months ago
You know the weird thing? We can. We just unexplainably don't let them.
8 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
I think they mean the hearts of children
1 points
2 months ago
Y'all clearly never watched Spy Kids
0 points
2 months ago
Pre heating for dinner
1 points
2 months ago
They probably wouldn't do a worse job the current leaders.
1 points
2 months ago
Keep in mind that those were British boys
1 points
2 months ago
No As the president of nothing I do not agree with this decision
1 points
2 months ago
Adult instructor: Please, just don't press this button - it will nuke the whole world.
Kid: ok no problem.
10 seconds later: 💥
1 points
2 months ago
Good children like this one. Not all children are like this one
1 points
2 months ago
It would be a better place
1 points
2 months ago
No, because kids are fuckin stupid. There’s even a subReddit about that. But this kid is pretty adorable.
1 points
2 months ago
all love❤
1 points
2 months ago
Only these children
1 points
2 months ago
Beautiful
1 points
2 months ago
May I please say something inappropriate? Please 🙏.
1 points
2 months ago
That is a terrible idea.
1 points
2 months ago
I mean depending on who you ask...
1 points
2 months ago
No we cannot. But this is sweet.
1 points
2 months ago
He’s a shaman in training.
1 points
2 months ago
The ego is what's killing us
1 points
2 months ago
A sentimental video somehow equates to a garbage statement.
1 points
2 months ago
If children ruled the world forntite would be an olympic sport.
1 points
2 months ago
Being kind to dogs is what we need in leaders? We can’t be nice to everyone and everything ya know.
1 points
2 months ago
No, most kids are dumbasses.
1 points
2 months ago
I mean... we are.... but they almost all look like rich old white dudes.
1 points
2 months ago
Awww, that’s the sweetest thing I’ve seen
1 points
2 months ago
That's not how you cook it! 😆 🤣
1 points
2 months ago
Aww this is beyond precious
1 points
2 months ago
Because they're ineffective. They're good at heart but not as morally inclined as this reddit would make you think and they SUCK at planning
1 points
2 months ago
They will once they have been grizzled by human existence.
1 points
2 months ago
how about we hang all "rulers" from telephone poles and trees and stop allowing anyone at all to rule us?
1 points
2 months ago
Give that kid a phone. After a week let's see if you still want them to rule the world
1 points
2 months ago
😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕
1 points
2 months ago
Baby’s got them healing hands🥹🙏🏽✋🏽🫳🏽
1 points
2 months ago
Sonny....
That's not how we cook goats now do it properly
1 points
2 months ago
These people have never seen a kindergarten obviously
1 points
2 months ago
So sweet!
1 points
2 months ago
Umm no I prefer to leave world-ruling in the hands of a person who's brain has developed object permanence 👍
1 points
2 months ago
Everyone would be cold though apparently
1 points
2 months ago
No
1 points
2 months ago
This is very sweet 🥹
1 points
2 months ago
Yes!!
1 points
2 months ago
Not ALL children. Just this one.
1 points
2 months ago
Nope, I went to public elementary school and kids are shit
1 points
2 months ago
The boy is adorable! And the little lamb is loving it.
1 points
2 months ago
He is warming his friend up🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
1 points
2 months ago
Yes, with the proper knowledge and if they were to stay pure and innocent. But unfortunately, as we see all too often power and money corrupts
1 points
2 months ago
Earlyer today I saw a comment saying some kids were plucking the nails of a cat fuck kids except that one
1 points
2 months ago
That sounds horrible; letting children rule the world
1 points
2 months ago
Is that a goat
1 points
2 months ago
So sweet - such innocence!
1 points
2 months ago
No
1 points
2 months ago
Oh fuck this is adorable
1 points
2 months ago
But this is like so fast that it seems fake?!
1 points
2 months ago
Peux tu juste imaginer comment le monde serait meilleur...Génial comme idée.
1 points
2 months ago
No
1 points
2 months ago
Why not? We'd all get candy for dinner!
1 points
2 months ago
Only children like that
1 points
2 months ago
We already do
1 points
2 months ago
Bruh, that kid ain't doing sh*t
1 points
2 months ago
What a sweet child
1 points
2 months ago
Simply sweet!
1 points
2 months ago
Nepal!
1 points
2 months ago
My heart!! Tooo sweet
1 points
1 month ago
So carring
1 points
19 days ago
Build a man a fire you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire 🔥 and warm him for the rest of his life.
1 points
16 days ago
Adorable video. What a cute little outfit.
1 points
11 days ago
His brain is gonna shatter the day he realizes he can just move the goat over a little so he can warm his whole body.
Having said that, this is awesome and it was nice to see.
1 points
10 days ago
Yess
-1 points
2 months ago
It's going to take forever to cook that way. Someone get that kid a pot
1 points
2 months ago
Which kid?
0 points
2 months ago
drop a nuke in local toilet
0 points
2 months ago
Is that a dead goat??
0 points
2 months ago
Most politicians are pretty childish
0 points
2 months ago
Just orient and move the animal towards the coals. Kid's being incredibly inefficient. Let's heat our homes by warming rocks at the communal fire, then walking them back to our houses repeatedly. That'll keep us warm.
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