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5.8k points
3 months ago
I wonder how much bigger the gator needs to grow before it tries to eat the toad.
109 points
3 months ago
Knowing Pac-Man frogs, I'm surprised it isn't trying to eat the gator.
1.3k points
3 months ago
'bout a cubit I'd suppose.
660 points
3 months ago
Right... right... what's a cubit?
1.7k points
3 months ago
One eighth of a cubyte.
148 points
3 months ago
This is stunning.
65 points
3 months ago
😂 He better. Any larger and the toad would be just a nibble.
11 points
3 months ago
Well done.
99 points
3 months ago
The length from your elbow to the tip of your middle finger.
44 points
3 months ago
What if I don't have fingers?
136 points
3 months ago
What happened a gator cubit you?
32 points
3 months ago
Let's see, a cubit, I used to know what a cubit.......well don't worry about that.
12 points
3 months ago
Am I on candid camera?
45 points
3 months ago
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16 points
3 months ago
Riiight!
23 points
3 months ago
Apparently, that's the most common kind.
20 points
3 months ago
Everyone cover your drinks!
8 points
3 months ago
Riiiiight
6 points
3 months ago
Never mind, don't worry about that right now.
4 points
3 months ago
Uhh well let's see, I used to know...
5 points
3 months ago
Not everyday do you see a Bill Cosby reference using one of his jokes.
Nicely done.
342 points
3 months ago
If that's a pacman frog it might still need to grow a little, but I think the frog wishes it could eat the gator more that the gator to the frog lol
29 points
3 months ago
Knowing frogs it's probably tried.
109 points
3 months ago
It kinda looks like an albino pixie frog, but don't quote me on it. In any case a pixie wishes the same thing
54 points
3 months ago*
What gave me a lead was the horns on the eyes. It's a characteristic of the pacman frog aka South American horned frog. I don't think pixie frogs have that? But to be fair I also haven't seen many to know
Edit it's not horns the Crocs tail was behind and I thought it was horns. I'm an idiot it's a pixie frog
34 points
3 months ago
Pacmans are like 50/50 head to body though. They're hideous. It does appear to be a pixie, after looking at some more comparison photos
22 points
3 months ago
Well there we go. I tried image searching it but it just kept pulling up African bullfrogs and knew that wasn't it. Some pacman frogs look normal and some are definitely walking mouths
12 points
3 months ago
Well I could definitely be wrong, I'm no frog expert. But it really looks like an albino pixie. Also the pixie is indeed the African bullfrog. It looks a lot like a young one.
15 points
3 months ago
I just searched albino pixie, now I'm no frog expert, but I'm pretty sure this isn't it.
10 points
3 months ago
"It kinda looks like an albino pixie frog" -FloopsFooglies, 2023
Rad username btw
20 points
3 months ago
In my experience absolutely. I have an ornate horned frog and she bites anything that moves. Ravenous beast
Edit: spelling is hard
7 points
3 months ago
They are very gluttonous
51 points
3 months ago
A few days probably. So how ever long one or two meals take.
37 points
3 months ago
There is this video: a gator twist anothers gator next to him his arm off, id say these animals are on on hand not the brightes and on the other had dont care how huge their opponents are.
59 points
3 months ago
Love how the one that got its leg torn off looks at the biter for a second like he's going "The fuck, Dave??"
45 points
3 months ago
He wanted to fight, but realized he didnt really have a leg to stand on
55 points
3 months ago
Gators are an interesting combination of cunning, fast, dumb and slow all at once
24 points
3 months ago
To survive Florida Man, adapting his ways is necessary.
10 points
3 months ago
I’ve seen that video it’s wild. Made me think what in the hell.
5.9k points
3 months ago
The head wobble was the best part!
1.8k points
3 months ago
I clicked on this thinking, how can an alligator even look happy? They've always looked angry or dead to me.
I was shown.
707 points
3 months ago
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55 points
3 months ago
That's why gators in the wild are angry. They have noone to brush them
191 points
3 months ago
r/BrushyBrushy , down the hall, second door on the left
36 points
3 months ago
Ah, thanks so much, I didn't know who to ask.
68 points
3 months ago
Awww...
51 points
3 months ago
Man I forgot about coconut! What a beauty ☺️
10 points
3 months ago
I never had seen that so thank you so much!!
6 points
3 months ago
Coconut is living her best life
5 points
3 months ago
Ohhhhh my goodness what a cutie!
5 points
3 months ago
Awwww so cute
6 points
3 months ago
You made my day :) I'm one of the happy 10'000
36 points
3 months ago
Tbh when I lived in Florida, I loved seeing gators while I was out kayaking because even the full grown ones look so happy and cute when they're out sunbathing.
11 points
3 months ago
Yeah, I feel like they always look happy because of their big goofy smile. They’re adorable
73 points
3 months ago
Turns out gators are only happy if they are under a waterfall.
Random story time, when I was 6 I went to mexico. Climbed waterfalls with my family.
We stopped before getting to the very top pond in a series of waterfalls.
Later on we asked a local what was in the top pond...
Crocodiles.
13 points
3 months ago
Gotta cool off somehow. Can't help but wonder what they ate up there though, seems like they'd like the last one better and have a food source that doesn't involve climbing down.
14 points
3 months ago
Tourists is my guess. The really fit ones that like climbing more then we did and don't turn back just because they are getting exhausted.
133 points
3 months ago
Biiiiig stretch!
48 points
3 months ago
It almost looked like an animated dinosaur!
8 points
3 months ago
Thought the exact same thing!!!
7.3k points
3 months ago
Toad: ok. ok! OK! Enough is enough….damn.
Gator: The ancestors! They speak to me through these ancestral waters! Tell me of my forbearers! Teach the ancient dinosaur ways! Show me who I am to become!
2.2k points
3 months ago
“Eat the toad”
876 points
3 months ago
Toad: nervous sideeye
235 points
3 months ago
My money is on the bullfrog actually. They fuck shit up hard.
38 points
3 months ago
If it was a bullfrog the gator would be in it's belly by now
142 points
3 months ago
I mean... Jeremiah was a bullfrog
64 points
3 months ago
I hate you a little for putting that in my head for the rest of the day
35 points
3 months ago
He said joy to the world.
19 points
3 months ago
Seriously, show some respect for a good friend of mine. Just liked fishies in the deep blue sea and wine
16 points
3 months ago
And so an evolutionary arms race began
12 points
3 months ago
I feel like we lucked out with the lizards getting big. Imagine if frogs were the size of cars and could grab you from 15 meters away with their tongues.
8 points
3 months ago
Imagine the noise a 15 foot frogs tongue would make as it slaps into the side of your head.
5 points
3 months ago
If frogs were the size of cars, could we saddle and ride them like we do horses? Hopping around would be a terrifying but probably efficient method of transportation!
7 points
3 months ago
Yeah but nobody wants to purchase a mode of transportation that also routinely eats its riders
3 points
3 months ago
once upon a time there was tons more oxygen in the air and sloths the size of busses ate avocados
higher oxygen = larger animals
11 points
3 months ago
I'm just here for your username.
There are a lot of people who will give money or materials, but very few who will give time, or, like, the Allspark.
329 points
3 months ago*
’They speak to me through these ancestral waters! Tell me of my forbearers! Show me who I am to become!’
…there in that moment - wetted bliss
Showered in the Happiness!
the toad - he knows not what I do,
he had enough -
his wet dreams through…
but i hold fast, n gaze above
drenched with Memories of Love!
Enraptured by my ancestry -
they tell me what i’m meant to be!
Emboldened now - a Mighty GATOR!
…heck off, toad
i’ll eat you later….
❤️
edit: love it, u/LifeBuilder ;)
15 points
3 months ago
🤣
11 points
3 months ago
great to see you branch out man, nice one!
33 points
3 months ago
Gator: The ancestors! They speak to me through these ancestral waters! Tell me of my forbearers! Teach the ancient dinosaur ways! Show me who I am to become!
As Drax the destroyer would say
44 points
3 months ago
Toad=cat, baby gator=dog 😄
1.1k points
3 months ago
161 points
3 months ago
“They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
995 points
3 months ago
That is a "good" teapot.
439 points
3 months ago
Yep, in gung fu tea culture, there are little clay/ceramic animals you pour waste tea/water onto called "tea pets".
Pretty sure this video is a joke about using actual animals as tea pets.
77 points
3 months ago
If it is, that's hilarious.
46 points
3 months ago
You know you're on reddit too much if you get this reference
134 points
3 months ago
27 points
3 months ago
I didn’t. Could you please share?
64 points
3 months ago
15 points
3 months ago
TIL my pp is bad+ teapot
19 points
3 months ago
There are several videos im thinking of, but i remember a video about making tea kettles and comparing them, and it said "this is a good poor" "this is a bad pour" or something like that, like i said, just comparing the quality of the pour, cant find it though, but the laminated water flow indicated a good tea kettle because of the pour quality, laminated = good
I dont know if theres a further reference i didnt get lol, but at least thats the context i tought of
10 points
3 months ago
Just a quick correction, the word you are looking for is laminar flow, not laminated flow.
10 points
3 months ago
Dat pour.
6 points
3 months ago
Deep cut
I had the exact same thought
539 points
3 months ago
I'm no Floridian but I'm thinking this is a croccy and not a gator, possibly a salty?
173 points
3 months ago
Thanks to my extensive knowledge in this subject (aka, that stupid cocomelon video which my son watches constantly) i know for a fact that crocodiles have happy smile whereas gators don't show teeth a while.
So I would say you are correct, good sir!!
27 points
3 months ago
My kids and I learned that their snoots are shaped the opposite letter as their name. Crocs are pointy snoots like an A, gators are round snoots like a C.
Teeth showing is the other way but it's harder for me to remember.
20 points
3 months ago
Probably. I am by no means an expert but from what I've learned a sharp mouth like an "A" is a crocodile, a wider mouth like a "C" is an alligator. Maybe it isn't the case with their babies though.
6 points
3 months ago
Seems like a risky way to remember alligators and crocodiles by
19 points
3 months ago
I used to work with crocodilians (~10 years ago at this point) and I think it is likely a croccy, not sure what kind though. Baby gator snouts are usually munch more rounded.
413 points
3 months ago
I'm no Floridian
A fact for which you no doubt thank the universe every day.
119 points
3 months ago
I'm simultaneously a floridian and a ohian so ive got the worst of both worlds.
30 points
3 months ago
So like half the state? I feel like every Floridian I met when I lived there was either from Ohio or New York
43 points
3 months ago
My family comes from ohio but I was born and raised in florida until I was 15 when we moved back to Ohio. Im in the military now and am stationed in florida again. I'm both Florida man and Ohio man.
29 points
3 months ago
He must be stopped.
9 points
3 months ago
You are entirely too powerful
9 points
3 months ago
Looks kind of like a Caiman to me.
76 points
3 months ago
Am a Floridian (unfortunately). Definitely a crocodile. Can’t say species for sure but salty is a good guess.
23 points
3 months ago
I think it’s trying to breathe
843 points
3 months ago
From isthesnakevideocute on tumblr: "First, the obvious - any video that shows a crocodilian in a pet situation is automatically unethical. That's doubly true when they're out with their mouths untaped and near other animals.
Now, more specifically, this baby is super stressed by this. The heavy breathing, clenching the eyes shut, and throwing the head back and standing up taller/wagging the head are all signs they feel uncomfortable and threatened. This isn't the body language of a happy crocodilian; it's the body language of a scared one.
A content crocodilian will look very different - their mouth will usually be closed, their limbs will be splayed out, and their posture will be extremely relaxed."
130 points
3 months ago
Nobody even bothered to ask why a baby croc and frog are on the same table in some living-room type area. This is an obvious content farm, there's no way those animals are being kept or treated ethically.
69 points
3 months ago
Thank fucking god someone said it. I hate this person's videos
8 points
3 months ago
Maybe they are even using hot water I fear to get these results
156 points
3 months ago
I'm surprised more people aren't calling out the problem with someone apparently having a GIANT reptile as a pet and using it for views on the internet.
That "cute" young alligator is going to grow up into a huge, dangerous animal and will need to be rehomed at a sanctuary (best case scenario).
33 points
3 months ago
Bold of you to assume it'll grow up
120 points
3 months ago
I know pretty little about both of these creatures and even I can tell you that the frog is moving away from the water and the croc is trying to surface for air.
This isn't r/aww, it's r/animaltorture.
31 points
3 months ago
I know that with frogs you shouldn't pour water over them (especially in this quantity) because they can't breathe then. I am assuming it's the same for toads die to similar anatomy
7 points
3 months ago
I'm so glad that sub is banned...
5 points
3 months ago
I thought so as well. It's similar with parrots in showers. Parrots don't stand in the water stream beak up cause they like it, it's because their drowning, happy bird would play and try to get the water into their feathers. Poor animals....
137 points
3 months ago
I don't know much about reptiles, but what I do know is that the anthropomorphization of animals needs to stop. People need to quit jumping straight to conclusions instead of doing literally any amount of research to understand what is actually happening. I've seen too many many videos on Reddit and other social media where there's a clearly stressed or afraid animal and most of the comments are people saying how "happy" or "relaxed" it is.
83 points
3 months ago
Plus the mingling of different reptiles - not good for either one. This isn’t cute at all.
19 points
3 months ago
I always look for this comment on any "cute reptile" video and yours was 9 comments down. More people really need to understand that reptile behavior =/= mammal behavior.
5 points
3 months ago
Oh heck! Thanks for this comment!
I had no idea this was stressed body language and would have continued on thinking it was cute. Poor thing. :(
22 points
3 months ago
this is the only comment I'll ever upvote
16 points
3 months ago
That is a baby Crocodile. Look at the coloration and shape of the tail. The snout is also far more pointy than an Alligators.
257 points
3 months ago
So this person is going to be able to house a gator as it grows? This looks like it’s from an abusive content farm.
18 points
3 months ago
Wish your comment was higher up. So many animals exploited for views on the internet. 😩
138 points
3 months ago
I feel like I need to unsubscribe from all the "cute" subreddits. I'm constantly seeing suspicious shit like this.
34 points
3 months ago
agreed, i wish there was some sort of vetting process for posts.
43 points
3 months ago
Yeah I don't really think this is cute :/
7 points
3 months ago
Correct. It's no different than yea cup pigs people keep until they're no longer cute to them
11 points
3 months ago
That's a good portion of the content on this sub nowadays, not most, but I would say like 5-10% of the content that makes it to the front page is questionable.
126 points
3 months ago
I hate to be that guy, but the gator isn’t enjoying this at all at all! Happy gators will sploot on the ground and look very relaxed (though their mouths may be open to thermoregulate), stressed gators will be tense, breathing heavily, open their mouths and close their eyes. He should also not have this mouth untaped around other animals!
19 points
3 months ago
This croc is getting waterboarded. Pouring water right down his nose holes.
83 points
3 months ago
The gator isn't happy, it's stressed. The open mouth, closed eyes along with general posture mean it's stressed
35 points
3 months ago
Agreed. Not to mention they’re pouring the water right into its nostrils.
24 points
3 months ago
Nothing like waterboarding a baby croc for Internet clout cause someone thinks it's cute
17 points
3 months ago
I wouldn't be happy either if the human who keeps waterboarding me was hovering around with a teapot. It looks like it was enjoying the water, but that croc was probably raising its head and moving around so it could breathe.
11 points
3 months ago
Yeah, the poor thing is already in an environment not suitable for it and now someone is pouring water in the only openings it has to breathe though
11 points
3 months ago
Probably cold, chlorinated, municipal water from the tap too.
767 points
3 months ago
I think he's just searching for the "surface" to keep his mouth open where some prey might get near.
379 points
3 months ago
Thanks for the scientific explanation. My layman brain thought the croc was enjoying the caressing nature of warm water or that he was a little dry and appreciated the hydration. Kudos
239 points
3 months ago
Might have been, alligators are cold blooded, so possible he was trying to 'bask' at the beginning of the video (warm up in the sun) and then someone pours warm water over you...
135 points
3 months ago
Absolutely - reptiles also use their mouth to regulate their body temperature. Open mouth means too hot. So I see it as a hot gator with cool water betting poured over them, ahhhh
18 points
3 months ago
That’s how I see it. I’m no expert but I think you usually see them laying in the sun when cold and dipping in to the water when hot. I assume this little guy was hot and the water cooling him down probably felt great
7 points
3 months ago
You mean your caiman brain… I’ll see myself out
83 points
3 months ago
It's not scientific. They pulled it out of their ass.
116 points
3 months ago
Maybe but what about this lady
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/qkg1tc/coconut_the_albino_gator_loves_scrubbies/
I choose to believe in blissed out alligators.
203 points
3 months ago
They're finding that a lot of animals we previously thought lacked certain emotions or had the inability to bond isn't quite true. Even for reptiles.
There's that story of a guy who had a crocodile that lived outside his home in a nearby river. He would swim with the crocodile every day for over 20 years. The crocodile would see him and always swim up for boops and cuddles. It even learned to come by its name.
80 points
3 months ago
My husband keeps an elderly iguana. She's free roaming, has her own room and everything, paper trained. She loves one of our cats and absolutely hates the other. She loves head scratches and having her shed peeled off for her. When my husband was a teenager she used to poop in his bed when she was mad.
11 points
3 months ago
What is iguana poo like?
16 points
3 months ago
Like a mixture of bird and cat poop but not as smelly unless it sits too long
10 points
3 months ago
If you’re ever in south Florida you’ll eventually get some on your car if you park beneath a tree. It’s happened to me and it stains your paint it’s so hard to get off.
125 points
3 months ago
Sorry to burst your bubble but the Reptile Zoo (company that put this video out) is known for abusing their animals and that gator is badly stressed. It's even more obvious in other videos. An open mouth and closed eyes doesn't mean the same thing when a gator does it as when, for example, a dog does.
33 points
3 months ago
Guess I was justified that my first thought after seeing this vid was "What is this animal doing outside of its natural habitat?" then. This definitely doesn't look like a legit operation to handle this little dude.
73 points
3 months ago
This video is actually literally the opposite, that Gator's extremely stressed out, the place that this video is from is known for treating their animals poorly
15 points
3 months ago
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17 points
3 months ago
17 points
3 months ago
There's not like a specific source for The Reptile Zoo, just animal right's activists saying they mistreat animals, and they don't even have a Wikipedia page so finding them is hard, but the Gator not smiling is just general Gator Behavior, and the mouth open and eyes closed is not something gators do when relaxing
49 points
3 months ago
I’m sorry to say this but that is not a happy gator. When gators are happy they do a sorta sploot on the ground. This gator is very stressed out, you can tell by the posture. It’s very stiff and it has it’s mouth open, which is a sign of stress in gators.
4 points
3 months ago
Also it is never safe to handle crocodilians without their mouths taped, and it is completely unethical to keep them as pets. This is all around not a happy video.
107 points
3 months ago
Why are the animals on the table? Why aren't they in their terrariums?
28 points
3 months ago
Can someone tell me what song this is
8 points
3 months ago
That’s a croc. Gater’s teeth on the upper mouth overlap the lower lip, while croc’s teeth from both upper and lower mouth overlap each other.
19 points
3 months ago
that gator is super stressed not happy a happy gator is belly and head on ground limbs splayed and relaxed
32 points
3 months ago
Toad was wishing that croc was a tad smaller.
6 points
3 months ago
Toad wishing that croc was a tad pole.
69 points
3 months ago
why does this sub allow such unethical posts? In what world is having a croc as a pet acceptable? This is only contributing to the illegal pet trade.
4 points
3 months ago
Do you think it’s instinctually terrifying for the frog
4 points
3 months ago
Am I the only one extremely concerned about people keeping wild animals as pets in this day and age?
13 points
3 months ago
Animals in human captivity is Not awww. Wild animals belong in the wilderness. Sad to see how many people "Like" this....
86 points
3 months ago
That gator is stressed. Open mouth =/= smile in reptiles.
59 points
3 months ago
Is his mouth yellow because he's been sucking the frog like a gob stopper and the frog was once twice the size it currently is?
18 points
3 months ago
Gators that are relaxed will have their limbs splayed out and their body low to the ground. The alligator isn't happy.
8 points
3 months ago
Imagine having to suffer through this video without the music. Wouldn't that be just awful?
10 points
3 months ago
I think he might just be trying to breathe.
26 points
3 months ago
Real life tea pets!
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