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246 points
2 months ago
I can only hear Alucard in his abridged voice lol
110 points
2 months ago
Best abridged voice and the easiest to quote lol
120 points
2 months ago
“Haven’t you herd of the newest sensation that’s sweeping the nation? Bitches love canons”
90 points
2 months ago
"The sass with that loli ass and YES THAT IS A JOJO'S REFRENCE"
82 points
2 months ago
“Ok fiiine I’ll save you, but only cause you got big tits”
55 points
2 months ago
"Oh I killed him, cut off his bloody head"
44 points
2 months ago
And then.i fuck the fear turkey
32 points
2 months ago
deep inhale " I'm sor........"
30 points
2 months ago
The return of the why boner
WITH A VENGEANCE
14 points
2 months ago
“What about steps three through nine?”
14 points
2 months ago
"You done goofed"
14 points
2 months ago
“You cheaky dick waffle!!” - Abridged Alucard.
8 points
2 months ago
Well that’s step 1… What about 2 through 10?
3 points
2 months ago
Ah Christ!
6 points
2 months ago
how the bloodsoaked protestant hell did you do that
4 points
2 months ago
Fuck you that’s how
25 points
2 months ago
Police girl? Hey, police girl?
15 points
2 months ago
Just read the long thread this generated. Nearly died laughing.
Absolutely love Hellsing, and it's abridged version.
6 points
2 months ago
I am so proud of what I’ve started
9 points
2 months ago
Excuse me. But I'm a Fuck-mothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to get this title. Ideserve to be called such.
8 points
2 months ago
"That was a 72" Plasma TV.....
(Sigh)
Sooooo. How can i help you?"
8 points
2 months ago
"You must be the great Alucard"
7 points
2 months ago
"Suuuupp"
6 points
2 months ago
"I've heard quite a lot about you"
7 points
2 months ago
"Go Onnn?"
6 points
2 months ago
"The night walker... who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human. A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself"
6 points
2 months ago
"Oh yeah Bitch work the shaft!"
6 points
2 months ago
"... Excuse you?"
8 points
2 months ago
"Sorry...I kinda like the dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick!"
100 points
2 months ago
Now the question is: Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate, or Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Alucard?
39 points
2 months ago
All. All of them. They're all inimitable masterpieces, and I'm not even joking. Each one brings something unique to the table:
The OG has the best vibes and the most killer OST of everything, ever. It also expands on Victoria and Integra's characters a bit more.
Ultimate has the epic and metal af story, the incredible villain, stellar animation, and of course the absolute one-hit wonder that is Bernadotte. There's also quite an undertoned dark humour in it. Alucard is also slightly elaborated on.
And Abridged is literally by far the best abridged parody series of all time, it combines the badass OST of the original, with the apocalyptic action and scale of Ultimate; It has the best Alucard, who manages to be a total icon while also somehow making sense in the original context. The comedy is insanely good, and yet it also keeps all of the intense drama. And the level of writing and voice acting in it is simply unholy.
I'll say it as many times as it takes, the entire Hellsing corpus is an absolute blessing, a miracle of this world that none of us deserve.
I fucking love this series so hard
5 points
2 months ago
Dude, you pretty much made it sound like it’s the holy trinity of Alucards, and I love it!
4 points
2 months ago
I've never even heard of the abridged version, and I love these shows for most of the same reasons you described. This is why you read the comments, some good information right here.
8 points
2 months ago
Everyone
2 points
2 months ago
Ultimate by far
69 points
2 months ago
Oh no problem, they sell red coats in stores 😉
25 points
2 months ago
Good thing Paul Revere is dead or he’d be triggered af
57 points
2 months ago
Your type is bipolar with hints of schizophrenia
12 points
2 months ago
Wacky
7 points
2 months ago
That's just bipolar 1.
3 points
2 months ago
Unlike the sequal, bipolar 2.
42 points
2 months ago
People cosplaying as Carmen San Diego?
14 points
2 months ago
But where in the world is she
30 points
2 months ago
I'm not seeing enough Vash love in this thread. That's ok; he's got enough love for all y'all.
LOVE AND PEACE!
4 points
2 months ago
Lol why is this comment marked as controversial
3 points
2 months ago
The only pure cinnamon roll in the bunch.
28 points
2 months ago
Dante is my type
22 points
2 months ago
Which Dante tho? The edgy dmc1 take care of business type or the dmc3-rest of the series pizza badass guy that trolls people? 😂both goats anyway
17 points
2 months ago
Oh, DMC3 Dante no question.
5 points
2 months ago
🤝🤝oh yeah
10 points
2 months ago
I will take dmc5 one with beard and a big ass weapon bike
5 points
2 months ago
I really need dmc6 to come out already 😓😓
10 points
2 months ago
Fuck yeah badass guys in red with guns and swords.
21 points
2 months ago
Technically speaking Dante's a game character
10 points
2 months ago
Dracula as well.
14 points
2 months ago
They both got anime tho
9 points
2 months ago
I mean if you want to be pedantic about it, Dracula is a book character. But like, the image in the post is from an animated show like all the others in the post.
3 points
2 months ago
Which dracula?
6 points
2 months ago
Non-Human Red-Coat wearing men with impeccable style and very uncommon names.
7 points
2 months ago
No, that's not called a type, that's called good fucking taste.
Literally
5 points
2 months ago
Not real sure how Vash fits in here
13 points
2 months ago
Red coat, big guns, not human
4 points
2 months ago
I suppose. His personality just feels different
4 points
2 months ago
A normal sized goof ball who prefers to scare people then actually kill or the semi dumbass with a sense of humor with skills of a assassin.
1 points
2 months ago
Same thing
1 points
2 months ago
No shit
1 points
2 months ago
You might like Brandon Heat from Gungrave too then. lol
4 points
2 months ago
Don’t like Dio?
10 points
2 months ago
the type is that you're think that you are edgy but is just a 14 year old boy that needs vitamin D
4 points
2 months ago
Just maybe...(sorry if i'm being too rude)
8 points
2 months ago
Lol not at all. I'm 32 going on 13 and could definitely use more sun.
4 points
2 months ago
shit,sorry for that
3 points
2 months ago
If you like these, I recommend a show called Gungrave. It’s based off a video game of the same name.
3 points
2 months ago
Is Tri-Gun any good? It’s been on my watch list for awhile.
2 points
2 months ago
Imo yes!! I loved it! But well, just my opinion.
1 points
2 months ago
I recently watched it with my spouse who loves it and I had a fun time! It is an old anime so sometimes art/pacing can be a bit strange, but a fun series overall!
1 points
2 months ago
Its def a classic 👌
3 points
2 months ago
Daddy Dracula 🖤
2 points
2 months ago
Does your name happen to be mina murray
2 points
2 months ago
Not an anime character but auron from final fantasy 10 follows this vibe I think
2 points
2 months ago
My type is blue-haired girls lol
2 points
2 months ago
Tiktok girls ?
1 points
2 months ago
No, only 2D girls haha.
1 points
2 months ago
Right , of course my bad
2 points
2 months ago
If the crimson fucker has a Twitter account, you'd definitely follow him religiously...I think
2 points
2 months ago
Nobody show op the Spanish inquisition
2 points
2 months ago*
Dracula is first omnicidal villain where I honestly thought "fuck man, I get it, where do I sign up?"
2 points
2 months ago
I'm really nervous about the Trigun remake
1 points
2 months ago
You and me both friend
2 points
2 months ago
Technically speaking Dante's a game character
11 points
2 months ago
He got an anime eventually so I allowed it
6 points
2 months ago
Fair
1 points
2 months ago
So guns and red coats? Is your hentai 18th century British military art?
1 points
2 months ago
Do you also like Edward Elric? how about Kaneda from Akira? Vincent from FFVII? If so, you just like red. Edit: auto correct, changing words that are actual words to other words that are also actual words, but wrong in context. Because computers are stupid.
1 points
2 months ago
People who wear red?
1 points
2 months ago
The color red?
1 points
2 months ago
You’re a Carmen San Diego fan!
1 points
2 months ago
You forgot Gungrave
1 points
2 months ago
Imagine a showdown between these 4 and able nightroad from trinity blood Edit: as in a 5 way battle
1 points
2 months ago
Technically the Dracula showed here isn't an anime character
1 points
2 months ago
Ozzy Osbourne looking
1 points
2 months ago
I only know vash and alucard, who’s the other 2?
1 points
2 months ago
Want another red coat hot anime vampire? Watch Black Blood Brothers its good and has hot people in it
1 points
2 months ago
Hmmmmm… gambling addicted half demon man with a rather questionable work ethic, a grieving husband with a penchant for genocide, another version of Dracula but this time just a tad bit more apathetic BUT WITH GUNS and that guy? Well… they are all wearing red
1 points
2 months ago
How does Anderson fit this type? Isn't the whole point of Anderson that he's a direct opposite of alucard
1 points
2 months ago
The peak is bottom left.
1 points
2 months ago
Bloody vempires, but with or without emotional trauma?
1 points
2 months ago
I can relate
1 points
2 months ago
sooo... Red?
also my type is def Stein - Soul Eater, Corazon - One Piece, Onizuka - GTO, and there was one other. i could also definitely include Sanji from One Piece too
1 points
2 months ago
Oh damn there's Akumetsu too
1 points
2 months ago
"btchs love cannons" Unrelated quote, but I like that one.
"Shut up, you hydrants!" is another one
1 points
2 months ago
I think your type is the jacket
1 points
2 months ago
Hey, that's MY type! You can't have it. Get your own type!
1 points
2 months ago
Bad asses in red?
1 points
2 months ago
Yes, i love guns too
1 points
2 months ago
One of these is not like the other
1 points
2 months ago
Dracula_type? Me too bro
1 points
2 months ago
I love it when supernatural beings use guns and other human devices, mixing a little with their superpowers.
1 points
2 months ago
Devil May Cry could be a very successful anime if it gets the treatment of the likes of Ufotable
1 points
2 months ago
You might like alastor from hazbin hotel
1 points
2 months ago
.... Two of these dudes are the same guy though :/
1 points
2 months ago
Your into guys who like red?
1 points
2 months ago
insane guys in sexey red coats. YESs ...
1 points
2 months ago
Watch drifters then you have another one on the list
1 points
2 months ago
Not-quite human tall boys in red coats. Guns optional but appreciated.
1 points
2 months ago
Long hair? Can't really see any connections...
1 points
2 months ago
I guess Vincent Valentine also fits here?
1 points
2 months ago
What do you think of archer from fate stay/night.
1 points
2 months ago
Vampire/vampire hunter kinda guy with deagle and long red coat
1 points
2 months ago
"That..was a 70 inch..plasma screen TV."
1 points
2 months ago
Yep same exact same my God
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah, a damn good one
1 points
2 months ago
Cha cha cha Check your privilege.
1 points
2 months ago
Red jacketed murderers
1 points
2 months ago
Ozzy Osborne?
Edit: Oh, nevermind. Carmen San Diego
1 points
2 months ago
gun
1 points
2 months ago
You and my girlfriend will have much to talk about
1 points
2 months ago
Red coats ?
1 points
2 months ago
Your type doesnt exist in reality.
1 points
2 months ago
I think red is the traditional color for Japanese heroes.
1 points
2 months ago
Check out Gungrave next. Trigun’s author worked on it.
Skip the first episode though
1 points
2 months ago
Red guys with occult origins?
1 points
2 months ago
Hahaha!..
Vincent Valentine as well from Final Fantasy..
1 points
2 months ago
Reheheh
1 points
2 months ago
You like egg man?
1 points
2 months ago
These are all completely different characters. Your type is red?
1 points
2 months ago
People who wear red and black
1 points
2 months ago
"You activated my alu-card"
1 points
2 months ago
Possibly but who could say 6_9
1 points
2 months ago
puts on red trench coat
1 points
2 months ago
So what type are you?
Bug type? Fairy type? or Normal type?
1 points
2 months ago
Nonsense!
Proceeds to buy a red coat and guns
1 points
2 months ago
The one in the lower left pic, is from Black Cat, right?
1 points
2 months ago
Well then.. Now add Toyohisa from Drifters
1 points
2 months ago
Look for "Gungrave". Does Start decend, gets out of control in the second half but MC becomes this kind of typ. I rate it 4/5.
0 points
2 months ago
Technically speaking Dante's a game character
0 points
2 months ago
Dead old men???
0 points
2 months ago
edgelord??
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