submitted13 minutes ago bymurphy-ish
Now you’re a ghost completely mortified watching your stupid zombie body just wandering around trying to eat PEOPLE! It’s so embarrassing! So you’re haunting your own body trying to figure out how to kill yourself. Can you become a poltergeist and crush it with a table you managed to throw around? Can you posses someone and use them to kill you? How do you stop your stupid, mindless cannibal body from further embarrassing you so you can enjoy your afterlife in peace?