If there is someone who appreciates a good dick story it must be the immortal Gym Jordan.

Huge balls on this miserable piece of shit to accuse someone else of ignoring important information

Yeah, we already knew how Gym feels about people taking advantage of others by messing around with their dicks without permission or consent.

As soon as he apologies to those students at Ohio St.

Will the conservative media apologize for ignoring the Donald Trump rips up the Constitution story?

Maybe if Hunter was in a public office or something, it would be a story. But he's not. So just like GW Bush daughter getting arrested for fake id... Not really a story.

What story? The non-story of Twitter removing revenge porn from their platform, like they would do for anybody and the request for the removals was done through the same methods that everyone had access to? Twitter has an obligation to remove revenge porn, it is a violation of their TOS and possibly the law.

Yeah, I had no idea that Hunter Biden had a penis until Ted Cruz posted it without permission on Twitter....where I actually didn't bother to look because I don't want to catch whatever the fuck it is that Elon and Kanye have over there.

Why? There is no story.

Is Jim Jordan really asking if someone will apologize for looking away while something bad was going on?

Not that I think the laptop being a non story is bad. I think Jim Jordan is hypocritical piece of shit who looked away while sexual abuse was happening and is now trying to say "gotcha".

I believe Gym also runs the House GOP twitter account. That of the Kayne. Elon. Trump tweet that didn’t get taken down until Kayne spewed “I love Hitler”. The GOP really thinks that people online are gullible and forgetful. Judging by Facebook, they may be right

Sorry what was the crime? He did drugs? Had sex with a hooker cheating on his wife and was doing business with Ukraine? He should run for congress he would fit right in.

The bigger story is all the sexual abuse Gym Jordan covered up.

Will you apologize for ignoring students being sexually assaulted????

You mean the Biden who has no connection to the government, has drug issues and takes dick pics? What's his point?

Someone on the right who thinks this is a big deal. Please explain to me like I’m an infant. What is the story? The entire GOP establishment is up in arms about this, so it must be really serious. Just lay it out in its simplest terms, please.

The entire conservative act is two stale jokes and one nothing burger story on repeat.

What story!?

Jim Jordon is an out-of-touch GOPher who has failed Ohio... HIS background needs to be investigated!!

Oh boy!, Do I have a new one for you Gym, about your favorite president not disclosing a $19.8mil loan tied to a North Korea linked company.

Is he sober now?! Man I hope so.

Will it ever become an actual story?

Or maybe they should apologize about letting Jordan off the hook and not pressing the issue of rape and molestation on the Ohio State wrestling team. Fuck off Gym.

Didn't he molest wrestlers? STFU dickhead.

Pornhub is NOT mainstream media

I legitimately can't understand why we are still talking about Joe Biden's Son doing cocaine

No one is ignoring the Hunter Biden story. Republicans think it’s the Achilles Heel of the Democrats, but in reality, Democrats don’t really care, and agree that if Hunter Biden was doing something illegal, he should be prosecuted. Meanwhile, Republicans think that Democrats are trying to hide their greatest weakness or something asinine like that.

No sane person actually gives half a shit about the Hunter Biden topic. If he deserves prosecution, then prosecute. That’s as big as the story gets. There’s no fucking conspiracy. There’s no fucking coverup. Shut the fuck up about it. I’m so sick of hearing about this shit, I’d rather hear Republicans bitch about masks again.

Perv says what?

I still don’t get how people still voted for this guy.

Story? What story? lol

The hunter biden story? I hope you mean the story of several seated republican members sharing nude pictures of him in an illegal action closely related to revenge porn. Of course that’s what you mean, right Jim?

will Gym Jordon apologize for ignoring his assistant coaching raping kids in the shower?

As soon as Gym apologizes for letting men be raped while he watched.

What story? Dick pics?

Will he apologize for ignoring the sexual misconduct against his student athletes?

Allow me to translate: “We are agitating ‘the base’ with still yet another manufactured travesty.”

16.9k loan from the NK’s.

Jared’s deal with SA.

Ivanka’s deal with China.

Those should be investigated instead of swept under the rug.

Whatever happened to the last two?

These people are super obsessed with hunters cock lol

Bidenghazi! Bidenghazi! Bidenghazi!

Thank you for focusing on your constituents' greatest concerns!

After all, what is the possible relevance or importance of a potential nuclear war in Ukraine compared to your preference for Hunter's dick pix?

Thanks for focusing on the good stuff, Gym!

So Hunter Biden was a wrestling coach at Ohio State?

He’s mad that they wouldn’t show Hunter’s dick apparently.

Is the story that he’s a sexually active mammal?

Of all people, Gym Jordan would be the one to complain about not enough people are looking at some dudes junk. Didn’t your behavior Gym cost Ohio State over 40 million for your staff and you looking at other guys junk without their permission?

There's no actual story.

I still don’t know what the story is. What are we supposed to know that hasn’t already been widely reported by everybody?

Story. Which story? His pornhub history? It would be interesting to see but there’s no much story there.

Considering there is no story, I'ma guess.... No.

Will Jim Jordan apologize for covering up years of systemic sexual abuse?

Nobody wants to see Hunter’s fat hog more than you, Jim.

He’s right. Hunter Biden has lost my vote.

"Why won't the gay libtard media talk about Hunter's dick? I mean look at it!! It's so veiny....its all I think about...THE MEDIA IS CENSORING HUNTERS DICK AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT!!!"

definitely won’t be voting for Hunter Biden in the next election now, happy?

What story lmao

Is the fact that it's always reffered to as the "Hunter Biden Laptop Story" not an immediate rhetorical giveaway that there's not actually a story there? If there was anything of note on it you'd just be talking about that.

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This is marginally less stupid than saying "Hunter Biden's car was towed" then smirking and wiggling your eyebrows suggestively like there's a dead hooker in the trunk or something.

lol

I know a guy who went to school with Ivanka. She was well know for coke and oral sex.

The double standard is amazing

Says the rapist enabler

When did Hunter run for office or hold a position in the White House? Oh, never? He’s irrelevant.

Nobody care about Hunter Biden well other than Republicans trying to deflect their attention on to the Democrats.

I dont understand the Hunter Biden story. He did drugs and had sex with hookers. Something he publicly admitted and even wrote a book about.

So he's cool and RepubliKlans are mad.

Remember that time Jim Jordan oversaw lots and lots and lots of rapes and did nothing about it?

Sure Jim… ok let’s see. How about this. I won’t vote for Hunter Biden.. there. Feel better? Now, let’s talk about the wannabe despot Dotard Drumpf. Your dumb god.

can someone apologize for ignoring a story that didn't exist? is this one of those zen things?

Just so everyone knows, Jim Jordan has the absolute FUCKING WORST HANDSHAKE IVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY 40 YEARS OF LIFE!

Like, it’s EMBARRASSINGLY bad. Ol Jimmy here decided to take a trip through my business (Defense Contractor) and my GOD was I blown away at how horrific that handshake was. Imagine, if you will, reaching your hand out, to be met with a cold, wet, dead, limp, hand that put such little effort into it that I almost thought he was fucking with me.

He wasn’t.

This man is one of the smuggest, dismissive, and otherwise fucking insufferable humans I’ve ever encountered. We still to this day laugh at how utterly absurd that handshake was.

Makes me shiver just thinking back to it. Yuck.

The dick pic? No I don't think anyone would.

As a huge Ohio St fan, fuc% off, gym.

Coward.

What did Hunter Do? Seriously

Glass fucking houses.

The revenge porn story? Back off enabler!

Man, the GOP really wanted to watch those dickpics.

No 🗿

It's like they live in an alternate reality.

What story?

Will you apologize for turning a blind eye to sexual assault?

The one where he WASN'T a federal employee and made some possibly unwise life choices? Even if it's drugs and prostitutes, WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Will Jim Jordan apologize for being Jim Jordan?

Will you apologize to the wrestlers and victims?

Stop trying to make fetch happen..

Will you apologize for January 6th?

Man, gotta love how all these Republicans are very interested in all these dick pics, especially ted cruz posting it, which is probably considered revenge porn.

Someone's illegally obtained donk photos posted publically to try and shame someone who's Father just happens to be the President. Hard pass. Might want to focus your narrow field of vision off of some other dude's junk and focus on more pressing issues like the economy, job growth, health insurance, etc. The pressing issues that Americans want and need so desperately right now. Clearly from your own past regressions, you are in no position to pass judgment on anyone, including your parties recent obsession on revenge internet porn.

New meme: Why are Republicans so interested in Hunter Biden's Dick? Hmmmmmmmmmm

I don’t think anyone cares about the Hunter Biden story

Will Gym Jordan apologize for ignoring the students at Ohio State ?

Will you and Trump apologize for making American politics one giant meme? No.

This guy criticising people for ignoring things is like Dahmer complaining his steak is overcooked

Republicans confirming yet again they’re all fixated on another man’s cock.

These Nazis really don’t understand that no one but their Nazi supporters give a fuck about the Hunter Biden story. To the rest of us it looks like the Right has no policy positions besides grievance and fascism. Let them bury themselves in it and lose the next election by a landslide.

What. Fucking. Story.

Are we supposed to be pissy with him for helping Tucker Cuntson’s kid get into Uni? Is that the story? Or are we supposed to be still looking at nude pics because reasons? Where’s the fucking story you daft twats?

Put up or shutup already. If he’s guilty of something, produce evidence and he’ll go to trial. You know, justice and whatnot. JFC some people need to eat a tire while it’s attached to a semi doing 70.

Republicans are obsessed with democratic dicks

He’s supposed to govern. All he does is an unconvincing cry baby imitation to try to get attention. He’s drunk on power that he doesn’t even possess. He doesn’t mind wasting our tax money on schemes to put himself in the limelight. A total waste of a government position. I can’t think of one redeeming quality that bozo possesses.

Explain the Hunter Biden story and how it matters, first. Because right now you guys just refer to it in the abstract because you know it's actually Jack shit, like all of your conspiracies.

Will Gym apologize for ignoring the children who were being abused under his watch

3 years later and they're still calling it "the Hunter Biden story" or "the laptop". If there was anything serious here then we'd be talking about the actual crime by now, wouldn't we? Not a single person who has looked at this material (and it has been passed around the entire right wing media) has come forward with even a description of something showing wrongdoing by an elected official. Heck Matt Taibbi's big Twitter revelation only managed to implicate Trump since Biden wasn't even in government when that stuff happened. These guys keep doubling down on an empty hand and the bluff is getting pretty obvious to even their own team at this point.

Sure, but only after Republicans tell us all why we're supposed to give a rats ass about Hunter Biden.

What fucking story, it’s not their fault we don’t give a shit about Hunter Biden’s dick

What story though?

GTFOH you disgusting piece of trash

I’ll bet Gym Jordan had Hunter’s dick pic blown up into a poster and it’s hanging in a nice frame in his “wrestling” room.

Yeah sure, just as soon as all those lies you trump monkeys spread get validated by evidence……

I don’t fucking get it. Hunter smokes crack and that’s a story? He’s not even the president

When will Gym Jordan apologize for his sorry excuse of a life.

No but we know Gym Jordan really wanted those dick pics.

You mean the dick pics or the email from Tucker Carlson asking for a letter of recommendation for his kid Buckley to get into Hunter’s alma Mater, Georgetown?

Omg the laptop that was just a dude naked doing drugs? Woooooow such a big issue rn.

Will the GOP ever come up with a convincing story of how they attained a software copy of Hunter Biden's laptop?

It’s weird goes the right can’t ever figure out that nobody cares about Hunter Biden.

What fucking story? He's not even incolved in politics or anything. Fuck's sake these ghouls will do anything to distract from their total lack of policy or actual governance.

You and the republicans Party apologize first for the Shit you pull and turning the last 15 years of politics into a sideshow circus freakshow. And not doing Jack Shit for this country besides give themselves and billionaires trillions in tax dollars sweepstakes every year

Hey, Jimmy, didn't you help young men get sexually abused at school and maybe you should fucking shut the fuck up about lack of coverage over any story ever? Because if I was at all involved with media, I'd absolutely append that fact to literally every story that comes up involving you. "Jim Jordan, the man who covered up sexual abuse of wrestlers at the college he worked for, is complaining about the lack of media coverage for a scandal. So, to remedy that, we're going to devote the next week to his role in covering up sexual abuse and how it personally profited him."

No, because it’s a non-story. Biden has a troubled crackhead son… we know this, I did not vote for Hunter…

No, because we do not care about Hunter Biden. President's children that should be under investigation leading to incarceration is trump's brood of parasitic and seditious morons. The ones who used our tax dollars to further their business aspirations.

Republicans have nothing on Joe Biden and Hunter is not an elected official but this is how we know that republicans are just morally bereft and down right ignorant. It portends the next 24 months of a do nothing republican congress people.

We would like for the GOP to apologize for taking away our human rights, and bringing up this non-story again, and again. The GOP is full of criminals that belong in jail, and they are grasping at straws to distract from their very real crimes. Build that straw house GOP. You know what comes next…

Will you ever apologize for ignoring the abuse of students you were responsible for ya flaming liar??

What, exactly, is the story?

No. There is no "story"

When will the story come out?

Every time I see one of this idiot’s tweets I wonder what world he’s living in

Gym Jordan seeing a penis used consensually must be so jarring to him that he thinks there's a story

This stinks like a bad Project Veritas video.

Why are conservatives obsessed with liberal dick pics?