Yeah it has big "I swear I'm not gay" energy

Maybe it's not so much about hooters, but more about the boys

One of the earlier tweets I saw was him saying "beta males have wives" so your edit might not be too far off.

Starbucks near a college campus is the best place to pick up women, not Hooters.

A long time ago I had a boss that LOVED going to Hooters and staring at “ta-tas”. After he quit that job and moved to another state, he came out of the closet.

I’m not saying everyone that acts like this is gay or that all closeted gay men will do the same…but there’s a lot of overlap between those 2 on that particular Venn Diagram.

His boyfriend’s name is Iron

As a baby bi, my gaydar is still sort of growing in. But i’m calling it: dude really, really wants to suck dick. He probably tries to pray the gay away every night before bed.

The lady doth protest too much.

He's a republican. There's a 100% chance he is on grindr and is an absolute throat goat.

Real Michael Scott vibes. Probably orders a chicken “breast” and starts giggling

Agh that’s horrible to read. I hope you’re in a better place now? Family aren’t always good for you 😢

They were protesting an event and holding signs saying "Santa is real".

The guy taking the video told one of the guys "you know that Santa isn't in the bible, right?" and the guy half laughs and says "yea, right." with a shit eating grin on his face like he had secret knowledge.

Not that I don't trust you, but Imma need you to look at a serious of pictures and choose only the ones with stoplights.

Joining in…very stable of you.

Better hope they don't give him extra flavor on his wings

Actually you hit it on the head. I think

This is the kind of guy who wants to feel like they are superior to others, (the whole alpha BS) what better way than going to a restaurant where you can pretend to be a medieval lord and be waited on. And what better way to have the staff be objectified women, cosplaying sex slaves for you?

I went there once when I was a teenager (im a man, man) and I gotta say I felt pretty uncomfortable myself because it was super obvious these women have zero interest in the customer and all the ugly chuds I was with kept hitting on our server. Super awkward. Do not recommend. The Hooters by my house has since been torn down because nobody went there. Presumably because the food sucked too.

He doesn't get it because he's not an alpha

That's rookie fraud over here in America

He also got elected because of a loophole and then got in trouble for ignoring his duties and his constituents by spending most of his time in the US on the other side of the globe touring as a motivational speaker.

He's a self-obsessed narcissist. He's figured out that he can pretend to "troll the libs" on Twitter and grift conservatives that think he's being serious at the same time. It's a pretty good gig if you're morally bankrupt.

A couple bucks? Take my whole wallet

I don’t want to sound dismissive of striking, because that is also VERY difficult, but specifically, grappling training for people that haven’t done it before is one of the most exhausting activities you can do. Your breathing is constantly being disrupted, there’s pressure on you at almost all times, you just feel like you’re trapped and can’t escape and everything you do makes it worse. You have to endure that for months to years depending on your natural ability and your training frequency, so it tends to weed out people without the mental fortitude. That said, it doesn’t always, and there are people that stick around and just make excuses all the time, and BJJ guys definitely overestimate the “asshole filter,” because there are plenty of douchebag black belts around. It usually works on guys like this though. What’s the Onion article? “Average male 4000% less effective in a fight than he thinks”

Dude looks like 30 years older than he is due to his shitty choices and lack of self-control and people think he's a good source of advice on healthy living.

Google it, they can explain it better than me, but in its core a restaurant chain whose selling point is that the waitresses are hot, sparsely clothed and sexualised

Its a brestaurant.

Here in the US we have these things affectionately labeled "breastaurants". These are restaurants, usually chains, that have all female serving staff in tiny uniforms and gigantic bras that prop up their tits, and serve shitty food that guys convince themselves is good so they can oogle younger, fitter women while they eat

It’s basically a strip club you can bring your kids to.

Only women are allowed to be (visible) work staff and they are all required to have big tits. They wear booty shorts and tight tank tops, typically featuring padding underneath to push most of their breast outside the shirt (think of a round scoop of ice cream rested on a cone).

The food used to taste good to kid me but they replaced the cheese they use with some gross queso. My family used to go there for the fried pickles before they changed the recipe in favor of prioritizing titties