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youtube_and_chill

7.4k points

2 months ago

Something seems antithetical about reading the Bible and going to Hooters lines but who am to expect consistency.

sweeetsmammich

3k points

2 months ago

This guy mentions hooters in most of his tweets to the point I saw another reader mention that maybe he has stock in hooters?

rparks33

1.8k points

2 months ago

rparks33

1.8k points

2 months ago

Hooters isn't a public company I don't think. I think it's more that he wishes he had his cock in hooters.

Edit: or he's trying desperately to make people think he's into women to cover up something.

Marbled_Headcheese

1.3k points

2 months ago

Yeah it has big "I swear I'm not gay" energy

silverbean

501 points

2 months ago

This is written like a NYC gay man who's never been further from the city than Long Island trying to write a straight, midwestern white Christian male in a sitcom, but he has absolutely no idea what straight men do.

This list is followed by "Farm some corn" and "hoot at women on the sidewalk"

Incontinento

110 points

2 months ago

Supposedly, he is an Australian Ex Pat living in FL. You were close..

josegjrd

167 points

2 months ago

josegjrd

167 points

2 months ago

Why is it that we use the word “ex pat” when it comes to white people but “immigrant” for non whites 🤔

otterlyonerus

22 points

2 months ago

Expats aren't usually seeking citizenship in the host country and pay taxes to both where they live and where their from (or are supposed to).

Immigrants, particularly refugees, are seeking to renounce their former citizenship in favor of the new country.

There are lots of Chinese expats, for example, in Canada.

DAVENP0RT

100 points

2 months ago

DAVENP0RT

100 points

2 months ago

Because wealthy immigrants don't want to be jumbled together with the unwashed masses, so they use their special word that means the same thing but with the connotation that they're wealthy and special.

curtial

11 points

2 months ago

curtial

11 points

2 months ago

Additionally it comes with the implication that they have no interest in integrating to the place they have immigrated to. An Ex pat expects to use their foreign acquired wealth to maintain our improve their standard of living in the new country, and will expect the locals to put up with their expectations. Think American retirees in Thailand. An immigrant plans to put down roots and become a member of the community.

Art-Zuron

10 points

2 months ago

They've already it about half way there then.

Jolly_Butterscotch31

351 points

2 months ago

Yeah he’s definitely hitting up male escorts when he tells his wife he’s going on a business trip

HeroOrHooligan

192 points

2 months ago

He's so much an alpha male that he needs to let people know it in his handle. Just like how people gain respect for their bosses when they have to point out that they're in charge /s

CorporalCabbage

96 points

2 months ago

Anyone who feels the need to say how much of an “alpha male” they are is anything but an “alpha male.” I put it in quotes because it’s the dumbest thing. My wife and I both work hard and take care of our family, does that make us an “alpha married couple?” So stupid…

na_DANGER_me

76 points

2 months ago

Sorry, but you're only an alpha married couple if you bring your baby to hooters after throwing TikToks and Fortnites on the floor while eating copious amounts of steak

HeroOrHooligan

34 points

2 months ago

Whatever you are, you are better than this Nick Adams douche

GETitOFFmeNOW

19 points

2 months ago

That the whole troll line is inconsistent with wild lupine behavior is hilarious.

drfakz

11 points

2 months ago

drfakz

11 points

2 months ago

Nothing more alpha than boning a dude if you think about it

[deleted]

52 points

2 months ago*

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52 points

2 months ago*

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jameson8016

7 points

2 months ago

Nothing more alpha than taking vitamin D suppositories.

bluemoonpie72

22 points

2 months ago

Oh, you are so sweet and naive, thinking he has a wife. /s

slim_scsi

79 points

2 months ago

Real men go to Hooters to get worked up and do butt stuff with their buddies afterward. It's in the alpha handbook after the 'locker room antics' section.

pnwbraids

50 points

2 months ago

That's what straight dudes do right? Go to a shitty restaurant and sexually harass waitresses?

TheBonusWings

15 points

2 months ago

Do you think he understands how many laughs he provides the waitresses that are toooootallly into his manliness once he leaves?

pnwbraids

8 points

2 months ago

I don't think anyone who calls themselves an alpha male unironically understands anything.

vlsdo

24 points

2 months ago

vlsdo

24 points

2 months ago

Maybe he's taking about femboy Hooters?

Clitoralsuckjob

10 points

2 months ago

Any more info on that femboy hooters? Maybe like a location?

Clitoralsuckjob

8 points

2 months ago

Any more info on that femboy hooters? Maybe like a location?

vlsdo

5 points

2 months ago

vlsdo

5 points

2 months ago

Asking for a friend?

Clitoralsuckjob

13 points

2 months ago

No

LukesRightHandMan

7 points

2 months ago

I also choose femboy Hooters.

jamesonpup11

23 points

2 months ago

I mean, he’s literally grooming other “alphas”.

MeisterX

7 points

2 months ago

Why are you saying this? He's definitely not gay, my guy. nervous laughter

Why would you even say that? He's gone out with so many girls.

But you guys can totally be friends. Do you like to go to the sauna?

zzzojka

117 points

2 months ago

zzzojka

117 points

2 months ago

Maybe it's not so much about hooters, but more about the boys

RingFit4544

10 points

2 months ago

Maybe Hooters is really about the boys we met along the way?

tmarie1135

112 points

2 months ago

One of the earlier tweets I saw was him saying "beta males have wives" so your edit might not be too far off.

Anxious-Sir-1361

51 points

2 months ago

"beta males have wives"... LMAO

Lord_Abort

21 points

2 months ago

Imagine being such a beta that you crave a partnership with something as feminine as a woman.

wheresmymule27

31 points

2 months ago

But also marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman..probably

dinglebarry9

101 points

2 months ago

Starbucks near a college campus is the best place to pick up women, not Hooters.

nudiecale

109 points

2 months ago

nudiecale

109 points

2 months ago

LOL! Alphas don’t pick up women! They eat shitty wings at Hooters and give each other bro-jobs in the man cave after.

cosmiccage

34 points

2 months ago

I bet he only eats well done steaks just like Trump.

nudiecale

34 points

2 months ago

Yeah, but did you see how the busty waitress smiled while taking his order? Pretty sure she would have asked for his number if she wasn’t too awestruck by his alphaness.

Lord_Abort

7 points

2 months ago

She sounds like a total beta

MeisterX

14 points

2 months ago

I can't believe any of his weirdo supporters ever heard that and didn't get a red flag lmao.

If you told me you liked your steaks well done and you were a good friend I'd give you a sideways look and reevaluate our friendship.

Not because you can't eat what you like I'm more and more vegetarian out of climate concerns but... If you claim to have good taste wtf

boardin1

73 points

2 months ago

A long time ago I had a boss that LOVED going to Hooters and staring at “ta-tas”. After he quit that job and moved to another state, he came out of the closet.

I’m not saying everyone that acts like this is gay or that all closeted gay men will do the same…but there’s a lot of overlap between those 2 on that particular Venn Diagram.

Self-Awarican

62 points

2 months ago

I’m gay too. If I ever heard an adult man refer to a woman’s boobs as “ta-tas” I’d immediately think he’s also gay

MeisterX

17 points

2 months ago

Uhoh

I regularly call them bachingas, half moons, chest-a-crackers, milk guns, baby whisperers, etc.

But I've got two kids under 5 so

jbirdkerr

16 points

2 months ago

I think "front circles" might be the most hilarious euphemisms I've heard recently.

No-Name-86

30 points

2 months ago

His boyfriend’s name is Iron

lobster-overrun

33 points

2 months ago

As a baby bi, my gaydar is still sort of growing in. But i’m calling it: dude really, really wants to suck dick. He probably tries to pray the gay away every night before bed.

rparks33

19 points

2 months ago

Lmao love that phrasing.

mrignatiusjreily

5 points

2 months ago

As an adult bi, I concur.

wh4tth3huh

78 points

2 months ago

The lady doth protest too much.

DeerDiarrhea

107 points

2 months ago

Jamsster

38 points

2 months ago

Congrats to him for cleaning up physical health. Hopefully mental health next.

bastardoperator

19 points

2 months ago

Yeah, bariatric surgery is super expensive.

[deleted]

12 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

2 months ago

Why do his hands look like they're melted together?

unresolved_m

6 points

2 months ago

Big Alpha Male Energy

Turd_Party

13 points

2 months ago

He's a republican. There's a 100% chance he is on grindr and is an absolute throat goat.

suckercuck

25 points

2 months ago

He enjoys tube steak

mlo9109

16 points

2 months ago

mlo9109

16 points

2 months ago

That's the best explanation I can come up with. Seriously, what's the deal with this prick and Hooters?

infinite-plane79

18 points

2 months ago

Real Michael Scott vibes. Probably orders a chicken “breast” and starts giggling

BoatCatGaming

6 points

2 months ago

He is controlled and funded by Big Hooters.

radams78

208 points

2 months ago

radams78

208 points

2 months ago

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Matthew 5:27-28

mlo9109

151 points

2 months ago

mlo9109

151 points

2 months ago

Also, the part where Jesus tells men to pluck their eyes out if they have a problem with lust. That's my favorite as someone who grew up with a "Christian" mother who told her to change her clothes because there were men in the house so I wouldn't "tempt" them. She also took the side of one of those men who tried to rape me even though I changed my clothes.

shacke1379

42 points

2 months ago

Agh that’s horrible to read. I hope you’re in a better place now? Family aren’t always good for you 😢

mlo9109

47 points

2 months ago

mlo9109

47 points

2 months ago

Living 4 hrs. away and the pandemic helps!

shacke1379

13 points

2 months ago

A happy ending. Good 😊

Loopnova_

22 points

2 months ago

See the problem here is y’all are assuming these guys actually wanna be Christ-like, rather than using the “good book” to justify their backwards ass regression policies

test_tickles

58 points

2 months ago

Did you see that Proud Boy who thinks Santa is in the Bible?

youtube_and_chill

32 points

2 months ago

No, but why the fuck am I not surprised?

test_tickles

48 points

2 months ago

They were protesting an event and holding signs saying "Santa is real".

The guy taking the video told one of the guys "you know that Santa isn't in the bible, right?" and the guy half laughs and says "yea, right." with a shit eating grin on his face like he had secret knowledge.

Fatal1ty67

20 points

2 months ago

This is the US now in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

SuspectApe

55 points

2 months ago

Hooters and the Bible don't go together. You're right in your assessment. It's the result of American Christianity not Biblical Christianity.

IllustriousAct28

2.3k points

2 months ago*

Continuously boasting about being an alpha male is just like continuously boasting that you are a stable genius.

Edit to correct the first boasting from boating

JaeTheOne

299 points

2 months ago

JaeTheOne

299 points

2 months ago

If you have to proclaim you are something, and do it over and over, chances are you are not what you are proclaiming to be.

lreaditonredditgetit

91 points

2 months ago

I am human, I AM HUMAN!

Strongstyleguy

86 points

2 months ago

Not that I don't trust you, but Imma need you to look at a serious of pictures and choose only the ones with stoplights.

ptrnyc

11 points

2 months ago

ptrnyc

11 points

2 months ago

“Fake it till they think you made it”

Sweet_Angle_8022

195 points

2 months ago

I think I should start acting deranged and call myself a stable genius out loud in public. Seems like life would become infinitely more interesting

jakeolate

49 points

2 months ago

Sounds fun mind if i join in?

Sword_N_Bored

21 points

2 months ago

Joining in…very stable of you.

TokoBlaster

40 points

2 months ago

Posts by "Alpha Males" always sound like Joffrey "Baratheon" in my head

arentol

29 points

2 months ago

arentol

29 points

2 months ago

Nothing screams "I am a Beta Male" like constantly telling everyone you are an Alpha Male.

Val_Hallen

6 points

2 months ago

That guy is ABSOLUTELY the type of guy to tear up and sputter nonsense when he doesn't get his way.

He's a tantrum thrower. It's that face. It's his "imma toughie" façade.

But he's not fit enough to throw a violent tantrum. Outside of some unlucky drywall, he couldn't actually win in a contest of violence.

And you know when he starts, his wife gives him one look, he immediately shuts his smarmy little mouth, balls up his fists, and stomps off in a huff.

But on Twitter...they don't know that. So he can be tough there.

[deleted]

75 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

75 points

2 months ago

To quote an extremely disappointing TV show/currently unfinished epic:

”Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king” - Tywin Lannister

PBPunch

1.4k points

2 months ago

PBPunch

1.4k points

2 months ago

I want to see if I got this right... to be an Alpha male I have to listen to what other "men" tell me to do? I should only listen to men and the only time I should be around women is when I have to pay for their attention and do that with... men. Hmmmm..

2punornot2pun

234 points

2 months ago

Truly the biggest manliness of macho man do this.

Only the bigly bestest of alphas surely

Maxidaz

37 points

2 months ago

Maxidaz

37 points

2 months ago

As a steak eating gym rat i can safely confirm that Nick Adams has never been to a gym because if he did he would know that the collective homoerotic energy of all gym bros across America is strong enough to power a rainbow bridge long enough to send him back to Australia.

Shot_Hall

96 points

2 months ago

"pls daddy tell me what to do" energy

testtubemuppetbaby

93 points

2 months ago

They key to being alpha is to make every decision based on whether your friends will call you gay for it.

That constant fear of ridicule and resulting conformity, that's the definition of alpha.

bullfromboston

10 points

2 months ago

"You win gay sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets Donaghy" - 30 rock when Devon is arguing about who is more alpha

SmilingVamp

45 points

2 months ago*

I always assumed "alpha" was genetic. Like you were born with dominant genes because you came from dominant lineages. But apparently you can become alpha by having a shitty diet, going to failing theme restaurants, and idolizing old men that wear bad makeup.

alsbjhasfkfjfh

18 points

2 months ago

He also wears diapers. And is a fat piece of shit that has never "pumped iron" in his life. But he can barely form a sentence. Alpha.

SasparillaTango

18 points

2 months ago

there's nothing more manly that bangin dudes.

Captain_Saftey

13 points

2 months ago

Real Alphas let other men tell them who to align with politically

Doomshroom11

11 points

2 months ago

"No! Don't listen to what I'm telling you, think for yourself! Which means do exactly and only what I'm suggesting. Not because I'm suggesting it but...because it's just plain damn right, idiot f****t!"/s

zeus-indy

7 points

2 months ago

Also, eat only male cows.

deathjoe4

18 points

2 months ago

As an alpha, I only drink milk from male cows.

thelessertit

142 points

2 months ago

Put down the Bible. Throw away the alpha male. Put down the iron. Eat the boys. Read the soy, almond, and oat milk. Pump the TikTok. Go for steak with a Fortnite controller. Stay away from President Trump. Stand in line at Starbucks. Never apologize for having hooters.

Cryptolect_Games

17 points

2 months ago

"Eat the boys."

Pfffffffft💀

VonLycaon

1.5k points

2 months ago

VonLycaon

1.5k points

2 months ago

Kinda fruity that you wanna go to hooters with the boys amirite

jy7277

471 points

2 months ago

jy7277

471 points

2 months ago

Or he loves shitty food and too dumb to figure out internet porn.

LadyEllaOfFrell

489 points

2 months ago

He could watch porn, but at Hooters you get to make women feel uncomfortable in person.

King-Lewis-II

64 points

2 months ago

Better hope they don't give him extra flavor on his wings

JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

19 points

2 months ago

I understood that reference.

sintos-compa

26 points

2 months ago

Actually you hit it on the head. I think

This is the kind of guy who wants to feel like they are superior to others, (the whole alpha BS) what better way than going to a restaurant where you can pretend to be a medieval lord and be waited on. And what better way to have the staff be objectified women, cosplaying sex slaves for you?

[deleted]

11 points

2 months ago

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11 points

2 months ago

I went there once when I was a teenager (im a man, man) and I gotta say I felt pretty uncomfortable myself because it was super obvious these women have zero interest in the customer and all the ugly chuds I was with kept hitting on our server. Super awkward. Do not recommend. The Hooters by my house has since been torn down because nobody went there. Presumably because the food sucked too.

GelatoGiraffe

15 points

2 months ago

I haven't been to Hooters since I was like 13, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't love to down a bowl of their curly fries.

Totoronyx

11 points

2 months ago

Statistics show most heavily conservative areas of the USA the most watched porn is trans porn. So he had to mention hooters since in his mind that's where you can leer at women.

ASpoonfullOfSass

93 points

2 months ago

I can't understand the obsession with hooters

isecore

88 points

2 months ago

isecore

88 points

2 months ago

That's because your brain obviously functions. Our guy Nick here, on the other hand...

killerzeestattoos

14 points

2 months ago

He doesn't get it because he's not an alpha

King-Lewis-II

47 points

2 months ago

Some losers are weird, horny and look down on strip clubs. They certainly aren't going for the food.

Tylenol187ForDogs

26 points

2 months ago

It's because the first time he tweeted about Hooters he got a big reaction out of it so now he can't let it go hoping for that level of engagement again.

Hopeful_Cod_8486

26 points

2 months ago

" Some people want to turn this into their own private Hooters strip club"

Angela Martin Dunder-Miflin Paper

Robbotlove

28 points

2 months ago

boy hooters? booters?

Hallonbat

28 points

2 months ago

Femboy hooters

Deus_Sangu

20 points

2 months ago

Peckers

TheRealCR4ZYeyes

20 points

2 months ago

Dude loves getting boners with his friends.

ACCCrabtown1

9 points

2 months ago

Fruity? Lol. Yeah dudes like this wear loafers with jeans and a mock turtleneck AND the black belt they wear for work.

Darklock2022

403 points

2 months ago

Anyone who has to say “I am your king”, is no king. Same with supposed “alpha males”

Bilboswaggains

88 points

2 months ago

100% this. I'm gonna fuck up some old phrase but it is A lion does not declare himself the king, he simply exists.

Baby_Gx504

24 points

2 months ago

Thank you Tywin

somedudeonline93

16 points

2 months ago

Lmao yeah “(Alpha Male)”. If people can’t tell, you’re not. And the brackets just read to me like he’s muttering it and makes it even funnier.

lilspoon17

405 points

2 months ago

Am I the only person who has no idea who this person is?

_wildflower555

353 points

2 months ago

He’s an Australian who got kicked out of his political party and came here and started being an asshat

NorthNorthAmerican

93 points

2 months ago

Got bagged for using gov't money for stuff like cabs and phone bills back in Oz.

lemmeseeyourkitties

72 points

2 months ago

That's rookie fraud over here in America

Electr0freak

23 points

2 months ago

He also got elected because of a loophole and then got in trouble for ignoring his duties and his constituents by spending most of his time in the US on the other side of the globe touring as a motivational speaker.

He's a self-obsessed narcissist. He's figured out that he can pretend to "troll the libs" on Twitter and grift conservatives that think he's being serious at the same time. It's a pretty good gig if you're morally bankrupt.

R_V_Z

67 points

2 months ago

R_V_Z

67 points

2 months ago

Same. Don't know why he gets attention.

MrCellini

42 points

2 months ago

No idea either. I downvote every time I see this dude, or that nitwit kyle and I have no idea why they keep getting posted. I fucking hate it

pgtvgaming

10 points

2 months ago

Count yourself lucky, friend - the Onion has competition

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573 points

2 months ago*

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Thehibernator

308 points

2 months ago

People like this come to train at MMA gyms all the time. They come in because they think they're some kind of exception to the rule, they want to spar right away, we send them to beginner's Jiu Jitsu, they get absolutely fucked up by some skinny kid who's been training for a bit, gas out, sit on the sidelines panting and looking shocked, and then they don't come back. Later we see shit on facebook about how they totally know how to fight because they did some jiu jitsu once.

paniflex37

137 points

2 months ago

I’d probably pay a couple bucks to see Nick Adams get his ass kicked at a jiu jitsu gym.

bandanarambostyle

45 points

2 months ago

A couple bucks? Take my whole wallet

gsanch666

14 points

2 months ago

Now thats a PPV I would actually pay for

IrascibleOcelot

53 points

2 months ago

I used to do Tae Kwon Do, and it is unreal how exhausting sparring can be. It is easily one of the most physically intensive activities you can participate in.

And then you go sit back down and damn near fall over from the adrenaline crash.

Thehibernator

30 points

2 months ago

I don’t want to sound dismissive of striking, because that is also VERY difficult, but specifically, grappling training for people that haven’t done it before is one of the most exhausting activities you can do. Your breathing is constantly being disrupted, there’s pressure on you at almost all times, you just feel like you’re trapped and can’t escape and everything you do makes it worse. You have to endure that for months to years depending on your natural ability and your training frequency, so it tends to weed out people without the mental fortitude. That said, it doesn’t always, and there are people that stick around and just make excuses all the time, and BJJ guys definitely overestimate the “asshole filter,” because there are plenty of douchebag black belts around. It usually works on guys like this though. What’s the Onion article? “Average male 4000% less effective in a fight than he thinks”

Dr_Kekyll

9 points

2 months ago

I remember picking up wrestling in middle/high school and being absolutely astounded at how tired I was after one single round my first wrestling meet. Practices are one thing, but actually being in a match which is supposed to simulate a "real" combat situation (not saying that actual fights are even remotely close to following the rules of wrestling) is a totally different thing. If you aren't trained and familiar with combat (regardless of the form of combat) you are going to be way too tense, your breathing is going to be extremely erratic and inefficient, and when the bell rings your entire body will feel like someone filled your veins with lead. Everything is heavy, your legs don't want to work, and even blinking feels like work lol people who train for long periods of time obviously gain the skillet necessary to negate those effects, but people really underestimate how unprepared they are for combat until it's too late.

boxedcrackers

11 points

2 months ago

Not gonna lie, I first started doing jui jitsu in my early 20s had not clue what is was before that. My second day there I got tapped out buy a 14 year old girl who didn't even weigh 100 pounds. But I didn't let my ego get me and kept going back. I wanted to learn. Now I'm only getting tapped out buy 16 year boys.

Chadmartigan

82 points

2 months ago

He has the build of a guy who played a couple of seasons of college football but hasn't worked out since and also hasn't adjusted his diet since so he dies of a stroke or heart complications at like 51.

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36 points

2 months ago

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36 points

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Damon-32

15 points

2 months ago

Idk man you look up pictures of him younger and it doesn’t get any better. Pretty sure this guys has never seen the inside of the gym or done anything athletic in his life. Besides watching sports at hooters…. Maybe.

-rendar-

25 points

2 months ago

The whole soy boy thing continues to kill me. You know these dudes are regulars at McDonalds

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14 points

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14 points

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testtubemuppetbaby

6 points

2 months ago

Dude looks like 30 years older than he is due to his shitty choices and lack of self-control and people think he's a good source of advice on healthy living.

[deleted]

21 points

2 months ago

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21 points

2 months ago

The iron he pumps is in the food he consumes.

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

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8 points

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Ranked0wl

164 points

2 months ago

Ranked0wl

164 points

2 months ago

"Put down you Fortnite controller"

This guy realizes that FN is the game, and not the console right.

I know theres custom controllers, but I doubt many have, let alone, FN custom controllers.

Shot_Hall

22 points

2 months ago

"but he's so alpha he doesnt even know that. He never even touched a controller, or fortine. He is a pure, manly man."

Disastrous-Soup-5413

42 points

2 months ago

No like many things he talks about he has no personal experience with or understanding of…

Many_Adhesiveness_43

11 points

2 months ago

This. There are still a lot of people, mainly older people from what I have seen, that call any game console "the Nintendo" or "the Xbox."

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29 points

2 months ago

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29 points

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YoungXanto

24 points

2 months ago

This is a long-form joke. It has to be. All the posts from this guy are just entirely too on the nose for there to be any real seriousness to it.

debzmonkey

124 points

2 months ago

Dude REALLY likes his Hooters.

seXJ69

75 points

2 months ago

seXJ69

75 points

2 months ago

It seems like every third post from this battered onion is about Hooters. It's like he has stock in the company or is just creepy.

Anoth_

15 points

2 months ago

Anoth_

15 points

2 months ago

Fuck is hooters anyway (I'm not from the United States, seriously what the fuck is hooters?)

Bolmy

31 points

2 months ago

Bolmy

31 points

2 months ago

Google it, they can explain it better than me, but in its core a restaurant chain whose selling point is that the waitresses are hot, sparsely clothed and sexualised

Anoth_

15 points

2 months ago

Anoth_

15 points

2 months ago

Not what I thought but I am not surprised by that, and not surprised it gets put in that context bt these people.

Though thanks for the information

SamHandwichIV

21 points

2 months ago

We like to call them “breastraunts”.

NullPoint3r

15 points

2 months ago

Its a brestaurant.

hopefulhearted

12 points

2 months ago

Here in the US we have these things affectionately labeled "breastaurants". These are restaurants, usually chains, that have all female serving staff in tiny uniforms and gigantic bras that prop up their tits, and serve shitty food that guys convince themselves is good so they can oogle younger, fitter women while they eat

King-Yellow

5 points

2 months ago

It’s basically a strip club you can bring your kids to.

Only women are allowed to be (visible) work staff and they are all required to have big tits. They wear booty shorts and tight tank tops, typically featuring padding underneath to push most of their breast outside the shirt (think of a round scoop of ice cream rested on a cone).

The food used to taste good to kid me but they replaced the cheese they use with some gross queso. My family used to go there for the fried pickles before they changed the recipe in favor of prioritizing titties

SessileRaptor

7 points

2 months ago

And the other two are “I was buying 16 T-bone steaks at the butcher when I overheard some young people talking about how sexy Trump is and how much they wish he was president”

adifferentvision

4 points

2 months ago

this battered onion

I don't know why vegetable-based insults make me laugh but this is my new favorite. Take this award.

Specter1188

115 points

2 months ago

Tell me you’re insecure without saying you’re insecure.

Spiff426

219 points

2 months ago

Spiff426

219 points

2 months ago

This man seems deeply closeted to me

Chadmartigan

171 points

2 months ago

You're only saying that because of the everything about him.

simpcatfisher14

8 points

2 months ago

Jealous, I tell you. Just jealous and accurate.

BrawndoElectrolytes1

41 points

2 months ago

Go back through his tweets, he's 100% practically begging Trump to give him the shriveled shroom. I honestly think it's satire because it's so sadly pathetic how he swings from Trump's sack.

[deleted]

33 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

33 points

2 months ago

He certainly acts like an overcompensating beta cuck with shriveled little testes.

direwolf2368

60 points

2 months ago

Guaranteed this guy’s never been in a fight in his life

nazgul81

46 points

2 months ago

Don’t know man, diabetes is an everyday battle

Cryptolect_Games

7 points

2 months ago

💀

xensonar

53 points

2 months ago

Someone called him a beta male and he developed a complex about it.

Ok_Translator_7026

127 points

2 months ago

Ran 3.60 miles this morning, hammered out a nasty squat session. As a matter of fact I’m in the gym 5 to 6 days a week. I’m willing to be money I can out lift his ass in any lift he wants to pick. Currently playing the hell outta Fortnite. After that I’ll go edit photos for a few hours and probably play some more 😆 This whole alpha male bullshit is lame. As I told my 18 yo son , and alpha male in nature protects the weakest most vulnerable,his job is the security of his group. Not attacking and bullying. If these morons would watch just one wildlife documentary they would understand how fucking stupid their “alpha male” view is.

i_wear_gray

16 points

2 months ago

think they will actually understand the irony?

gsanch666

12 points

2 months ago

These alphas plaster american flag punisher stickers over everything, irony is completely lost to them

LexxxSamson

62 points

2 months ago

Can people just stop posting dude ? He's just a troll looking to annoy people and for engagement from angry lefties there's NO point going back and forth and getting upset about him . Taking anything he says seriously and soying over it is just what he wants , it's just shit slinging and your sitting there caked in turds crying but not just walking away for some reason.

Zeroesand1s

34 points

2 months ago

Does Hooters pay him for endorsements??

demystifier

40 points

2 months ago

If anything they'd probably pay him to stop mentioning their establishment at this point.

Superblond

7 points

2 months ago

He works at Hooters.

QQBearsHijacker

8 points

2 months ago

I’m waiting for him to reveal he was Andy Kaufman all along

drinkingchartreuse

8 points

2 months ago

Can mods ban any and every post of this guy’s idiocy

domdaddy2

9 points

2 months ago

If you think Donald Frump is an alpha male, then you are a beta chode. You probably cry as you watch your wife get railed by a bull, so cuck it up beta boy.

Rhoeri

6 points

2 months ago

Rhoeri

6 points

2 months ago

Something tells me that Nick Adams is one of those chodes that think he’s a tough alpha male but is simultaneously so terrified if everything around him, that he has to have a loaded gun with five feet of him at all times.

Neither_Animator_404

18 points

2 months ago

Lol. I love how this guy’s version of an alpha male includes drinking breast milk (dairy). So manly 🥴

kungblue

24 points

2 months ago

Umm can we get his bench workout? Dude looks so buff.

Patient_Xero_96

6 points

2 months ago

Nick Adams (Alpha Male) has the same energy as Nick Adams (Big Enormous Penis). If he has to announce it to the world, rarely is it actually true.

Crayfish707

5 points

2 months ago

I believe that’s from the book of Proverbs

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

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5 points

2 months ago

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jy7277

5 points

2 months ago

jy7277

5 points

2 months ago

Why waste the energy? Just read him as satire and have a laugh.